problem child adventure

The adults are coming! "

"Ah, the black hole is not going to bite another small comet in Scorpio!?"

"I don't know either, when I saw the black hole, he was wiping his mouth..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the universe is going to explode, let's run away!"

"Stupid, the universe has exploded, where else can we go?"

"Ah - ah - ah - there is no way to escape, so desperate, so desperate!"

A piece of mourning passed through the bedroom door, lingering in the young man's ears.

When the young man turned over again, the grievances outside the door stopped abruptly, because a savior-like voice suppressed their wailing: "No, no, Master Xingxing will only destroy the Milky Way. Hurry up and go through the immigration procedures, go to the Fairy System next door. The Fairy System and the Milky Way are allies, and the immigration procedures will be done very quickly~"

"Ah, yes, let's go while Master Yinhe is still sleeping!"

"Don't worry, Master Galaxy won't wake up unless the universe explodes and the black hole growls."

"Be careful sailing for thousands of years, let's keep our voices down."

"Yeah, that's right, let's move lightly."

Everyone agreed, and immediately there was a sound of "dong dong dong" in the air.The sound was so loud that it shook the entire palace, and the bed the young man was lying on began to shake due to the vibration.The young man started immediately: "Moda! Didn't you just say something, why did you wake me up!"

That's right, those "dongdong" sounds are the footsteps of the star spirit outside the door.

The young man said: "What are you running for? Scorpio said that the Yinxin Palace will be demolished, but it's not a universe or two universes (one universe, a time unit, such as the length of a year for people on earth), and the star spirits of Pisces also said the same. My Yinxin Palace Isn’t it still standing at the end of Yinxin.”

The young man said, scratching his messy short hair, his eyelids loosened.Rubbing his belly lazily, he listened to the voice from outside:

"Ah, my lord has woken up!"

"Hey... Aren't we moving very lightly, why did we wake up?"

The young man stepped on the floor like a starry sky, shook his head and complained: "You guys who eat nothing... If your movements are considered light, do earthquakes on the earth count as your snoring? What about my little one? Are you not full?"

The young man is the strongest man in the galaxy, the Lord of the Yinxin Temple—Master Yinhe, and his little baby is the black hole that ate a comet.

The Milky Way is very fond of black holes. When walking towards the closet, he still doesn’t forget to argue for his little one: “It’s just a comet, and it’s not harmful if you eat it. I have a lot of comets in the Milky Way. Just find one and give it to the star spirit.” alright."

Yinhe first tied up his short hair, exposing his slender neck. The neck should be often buried under the colored hair, so the skin looks whiter than other places, maybe it is too fair, so a red hickey is printed on the It is also more prominent on the neck.He rubbed the red strawberry with his slender fingers, and his handsome face was full of doting love.

"Galaxy~Galaxy Baba~I'm back~" Suddenly, a lively boy's voice approached Galaxy, and when he heard the sound, the smile on Galaxy's face became even bigger, and the doting voice responded: "Honey, welcome come back~"

Yinhe squinted his eyes happily, and opened his arms. At this moment, a black shadow jumped into Yinhe's arm. Yinhe immediately narrowed the circle of his arm, enclosing the black shadow that suddenly flew into his arms.

As for the little black shadow, Yinhe couldn't be more familiar with it.

So naughty, so small, so alive, so delicious, so tempting...

The small limbs moved in Galaxy's arms, and immediately wrapped around Galaxy's chest and abdomen.Yinhe lowered his head and poked his head towards his "thing in his bosom". Zou Ran let out a clear "chirp". Yinhe paused for a while before laughing and said, "Little black hole, why did you come back so late? Did you eat a small comet? Didn’t you say that you are not allowed to eat unprocessed stars?”

Yinhe literally meant to condemn, but the tone did not mean to accuse at all.

"Ah, Yinhe Baba is tired from playing~ so it's the next time," the black-haired child in black in Yinhe's arms raised his little head, his big black eyes were full of grievances, and his thin eyebrows were full of grievances. It's about to get twisted into a small knot, "Galaxy Baba won't let the black hole do it again? Well then... the black hole baby will not do it again... Even if you want to starve to death, you won't do it again..."

How could Yinhe bear the hunger of his little baby, and immediately said: "No, baby, Yinhe Baba doesn't want you to be hungry, but if you are hungry, tell Auntie Wudie Xingyun, and she will prepare delicious food for you." It’s a clean star~”

"Ah... the domestic star is not as good as the wild star, Milky Way Baba," the aggrieved face reappeared, "Papa, can I still eat the star from outside?"

"Hmm...heck...the small stars outside are managed by Galaxy Village, um...if you want to..." Yinhe made an expression of thinking about a profound question, really worried.

"Ah..." The little red lips of the black hole curled up, looking so pitiful and cute.The way Galaxy thinks, its purpose is not to disturb him because the black hole ate the small star, in fact, he is just pretending to see the cute expression of the black hole's loss.

"However..." The corner of Yinhe's mouth raised an evil arc.

The big melancholy eyes of the little black hole were shining brightly, as if finding an oasis in the desert, he asked happily and innocently: "But what?"

"However, if the little baby can feed my lord now, my lord can consider helping the little black hole baby continue to eat the wandering small stars."

"Really! Okay, okay, Milky Way papa can enjoy the black hole at will." Black Hole was happy, and "tweeted" another mouthful of Milky Way, but this time the little lips were printed on the Milky Way's lips, not on the forehead, little The lips stayed together for a long time, and the little red tongue poked into Yinhe's beautiful lip cavity, looking for the adult tongue that belonged to Yinhe.

The Milky Way succeeded, squinting triumphantly, enjoying the invitation of the black hole.

Suddenly!

The door of the bedroom was blown away by a force. The gorgeous facade swept the air and knocked the big bed where the Milky Way was lying. Walking through the doorway, a woman with fiery red hair on the sideburns and her well-developed breasts walked towards the sweet Milky Way and the black hole.

[Scientific research knowledge: Planets like the sun are called stars by scientists; the earth, Jupiter, etc. are called planets; stars and planets are called stars here]

The second season of the galaxy, the master of the galaxy ([-])

The woman's sharp voice yelled: "You bastard Yinhe, you let your little black dog give me radishes again!"

The Galaxy's good deeds were ruined, and our little one was insulted again, how could he tolerate it?He immediately retorted: "...Hey, Xie Liting, what are you talking about, how can such a cute little black from my family be a pig, so he can't play cabbage!"

Black Hole cried: "Papa, your nest is a pig! Boom...you are bad!"

Yinhe blinked, stupefied for a while to reflect on his own, and then said: "No baby, this is just a metaphor, it's all because of that leftover woman who has been relieved! Xie Liting, didn't you just go to Earth on a business trip? How can I learn languages ​​faster than the laws of the Milky Way, all my hard work is spent on crooked ways!"

Xie Liting was not the only one who came. After Xie Liting, there was a large wave of red-haired young men and women, all of them had fierce expressions and were not as good-looking as Xie Liting.Yinhe looked at the crowd and his heart skipped a beat. He didn't expect that all the stars in Scorpio really came.However, he is not afraid of anything, after all, he is the master of the galaxy.It's just that the black hole in his arms is different. First of all, the black hole is still a minor star spirit, so naturally he has never seen it for a while, and secondly, he is always coming to settle accounts with him, so he is naturally very afraid.

Yinhe dotes on his little baby very much. Knowing that the little baby is scared, he hugs Black Hole even tighter in his heartache, not only that, but also murmurs: "Oh, baby, don't be afraid, Papa will protect you~ "

"Child-controlled old pervert, you know what a fart, I am promoting the development of the times! Don't talk about these useless, you quickly add a rule to the galaxy: black holes are not allowed to enter the major constellation villages in the future, If it is violated, then it will be sent to the source of the universe."

"Heh, obviously I am the lord, the ruler above you, why did you change me when you said you would?" Yinhe caressed the frightened little black hole, with no pressure on his face or heart.In terms of strength, even if these overlord stars go together, they are not the opponents of the galaxy.

"You! Don't think that you can be so domineering because you are strong!" Xie Liting was very upset, but she had to admit that she had strength.

"Chew, Yinhe, your strength is stronger, so what, you are stronger than us, but you can't surpass the sun by much, if the power of the sun can be improved, maybe it is not you but him who lives here now!"

Naked sarcasm, contempt...but so what.

Every star knows the two great stars of the solar system, one is the earth that breeds life, and the other is the sun that assists the earth in nurturing life.

Although the strength of the sun cannot reach that of the Milky Way, it is not much worse than the Milky Way. This is a well-known fact in the entire universe.There is also a well-known fact-these two strong men are good brothers!

Although one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, but one tiger loves a gentleman, and one tiger loves a beautiful man. The same sexual taste can always turn two irrelevant guys into idiotic comrades-in-arms who talk side by side...

Yinhe laughed and said, "Yes, brother Sun is of course strong, otherwise I wouldn't like him to be my brother~"

"Oh, by the way, my wife said that she saw the sun and the moon yesterday and traveled to the fairy system." Suddenly, a male star chatted gossip in this aggressive atmosphere...

Yin Yin immediately said indignantly: "Ah, why did the two of them go on a trip again! They didn't know to call me, really, I forgot my brother because my brother had a wife!"

Xie Liting suddenly raised her hand and slashed Yinhe's head, and said angrily: "I said, why are you angry? The sun and the moon are very capable of working. They can still work well when they are not at home. As for you, you are still able to work every day in Yinxin Palace. Bunch of shit!"

"You! Why are you such a violent woman! Let's marry, how can a man receive the power of a woman like you? Let's marry, there is no gentle female star Su Ling who can fall in love with such a domineering personality like you, alas... doomed To be alone... Ahhhhh! Stop your hands, a gentleman will not move his mouth or his feet!"

After some irony from Yinhe, Xie Liting finally couldn't help having a fit. She was tall and tall, and her two beautiful legs were even longer. A cat hides in the past.

The two fought very fiercely, you chased me, I avoided you, do you dare to stop!Do you think I dare to stop?

Be fierce, not only run fast, but also spit far away, but adults always like to gossip inappropriately...

One said: "In other words, the sun and the moon seem to have adopted a baby."

Another person said: "Ah, it's true or not, how do you know!"

The last person said: "My wife saw it."

Another person said: "Eh... your wife can see it too?"

The last person continued: "Ah... there is no way that the sun and the moon are handsome, and they are both very popular. Since they announced that they are together, their popularity has become even higher..."

Xie Liting chased and kicked, Yinhe ran away desperately with the black hole in his arms, and the two chased each other in the huge bedroom, just like two elementary school students without homework...Suddenly, the two of them heard "after adopting a doll" They stopped moving tacitly.

"Is there such a thing!?" Yinhe was shocked, he didn't hear the sun's mention of sex at all; his colorful eyes, which were as colorful as his hair, suddenly doubled in size, and his beautiful mouth was tightly closed, with an expression on his face Although he was surprised, on top of this, his face quickly became overwhelmed with an awe-inspiring look.

Although Yinhe is usually serious and serious, he still has the aura of the Lord of the Galaxy. His colorful eyes have returned to the original, no, only the original size of the eyes, but the unusual expression.A touch of coldness slipped through the bottom of the deep eyes, Yinhe stared at the star spirit who brought the news of the sun and the moon, and said, "Please come."

That Mr. Xingxing trembled from being stared at by Yinhe. Although he didn't know what he said wrong, he regretted it inexplicably... He faltered and said: "Yes... I heard that the child is now in the human world. Human upbringing..."

"Oh," Yin Yin narrowed his eyes slightly, "My friend Jiaxi Tianding, how can you say that you don't go to congratulate the gift. Brother Xing, Xingmei, I am going on a business trip to Earth for a few days." Yin Yin said with a serious expression, and stretched out his hand to tear off a black dress. The windbreaker, the windbreaker fluttered and unfolded in the air, firstly covering Yinhe's face, then the black hole with his finger in Yinhe's arms, and then Yinhe's body was completely hidden under the black windbreaker.Like the magician on the earth, the windbreaker is like a magic door, disappearing here with the black hole of the galaxy, passing through the unknown.

"Uh uh... on a business trip?"

"What a fart, you're riding a horse! This is clearly running away!" Xie Liting's beautiful face instantly turned ferocious, like a runaway king Nima.After this time, Yinxin Hall once again fell into a hoarse wail, but this wail was full of displeasure at being teased and dissatisfied with the boss's dereliction of duty.

The era building towering into the sky, as always, stands in the center of this bustling world, savoring the misty and light clouds, quietly watching the world under your feet.At this time, a black shadow fell on the top of the building, the black windbreaker fell gracefully, and the bright short hair floated lightly in the clouds and smoke. Yinhe hugged the black hole with his thumb in his arms, stood on top of the tall building, looked down as if The world where ants move.

Black Hole did not avoid suspicion, nor was he afraid of Yinhe and his saliva. He hugged Yinhe's face with his hand covered with water droplets, and said with a cute smile: "Giggle, Yinhe, is this the earth? I heard that there are comets on the earth too." , it’s called... what’s called ice, what’s called ice cream. It’s Uncle Moon who told me, nah, papa, let’s go eat~”

The essence of comets is ice, and black holes like to take a bite very much, so at this time, the saliva hangs on the edge of the little red lips disobediently, which is a bit silly and cute.

"Hmm, black hole baby can eat whatever you want, but now, Yinhe papa will take you to see the little brother," Yinhe kissed the black hole's forehead, but his expression suddenly darkened, and his colorful eyes let out a frightening look, "hehe , I even adopted a doll without telling my lord, why are you so afraid of my child lover... Sun!"

☆, Is this the hero who complained?

Romantic encounter in the library in the second season?

In the early morning of summer, the air is not as hot as in the afternoon, and the small garden of the school is already full of studious students.

Junior, Grade [-], Class [-], Class [-]

Just ordinary students.If it was before, now he should be one of the ones who are concentrating on studying in the garden, but at this moment...he is breathing quickly, his face is flushed, and it looks like he has run for a long, long time.

The young man bent over, sucked in the fresh morning air greedily, and complained aggrievedly: "Why did I ride the horse? I ran around the school ten times in the early morning! The bastard Ren Shang was holding Little Hong at home. Yue ate ice, drank drinks, and fanned the fan..." The young man became angry when he thought about it, and sat down on the grassy hill, humming a few times, and suddenly the phone in his pocket rang.

The ringtone is the first OP of One Piece, and the melody is hot and bloody!This is the boy's favorite song, but because he is in an impetuous mood at this time, listening to this song seems to be the sound of a saw rubbing against wood back and forth.Looking at the phone display "King Gao Leng" again, I cursed in my heart: "It's so annoying!"

"Hey! What are you doing?" The voice sounded stiff, as if the other party owed him money.

"Where are you at school now?" asked the other end.

"Garden!" The boy's tone remained unchanged.

"Didn't you go there before! Can you stop running around, we are not playing now."

The boy rolled his eyes and said resentfully: "I know, I know, I can go up now. It's really long-winded!"

After the boy finished speaking, he wanted to hang up the phone immediately, to let himself feel cold. However, the boy just touched the touch screen with his fingers, and the hateful words came from the phone, which made the boy gnash his teeth, but he didn't know how to reply: "For the mentally retarded, it is necessary to speak a lot."

"you!"

"Beep beep..." The call was hung up.He was humiliated after attempting to be cold, hateful, hateful!

The boy screamed and wanted to drop the phone. When the hand holding the phone was raised above his head, he paused. After a few seconds, he silently put the phone in his pocket.

As a human being, you have to leave a way out for yourself. Now that you have dropped your claws, you feel refreshed, but the pain is waiting for tomorrow. Therefore, the boy pursed his lips, put his hands in the pockets of his jeans, and stared at him. Tough, walking steadily towards the school library.

The library in the school has three floors, the first floor is learning materials.The young man called "King Gao Leng" when he entered the library. He said, "Ren Shang, Hong Xiaoyue's tail is still there. I don't have any abnormalities in my tail."

Ren Shang said, "Well, continue upstairs."

"No need, I don't usually go up to the second or third floors, there's no need for that, I'll go back, I've already traveled all over the campus."

"No, there are many things in the world, you go." King Gao Leng was very strict in his work.

The young man was speechless, the cold-faced king was so thoughtful, he really thought a lot.He said: "Okay, I'll go, don't hang up yet, go upstairs and save the dialing."

"Ah."

The library floor of this school is very high, and, I don’t know if the architect is very leisurely and elegant, a staircase is designed like a coiled snake - long, curved, long, curved, long, curved...

Let me go, is it still the stairs? Nima concrete doesn’t cost money?

The teenager climbed for several minutes before climbing from the first floor to the second floor.The books on the second floor are all about hobbies, such as planting plants, raising animals, and exploring the mysteries of the universe. The boy felt bored and the distance was far away, so he never went to the second floor.

This time he went up to the second floor of the library for the first time.Sure enough, the designer had a problem. The bookshelves on the first floor are arranged in a simple and clear way, which is convenient for students to check.And the second floor...scientific research, it confuses the eyes, the bookshelves are scattered, and the path for people to walk is also twists and turns...

The boy complained in a low voice: No wonder no one came to such a design.

He really wanted to light a candle for the designer, sighed and shook his head, raised the mobile phone in his hand to his ear with a regretful expression, his mouth was planning to say something to Ren Shang, and his eyes glanced at the hidden seat unintentionally.

Suddenly!

The boy's eyes saw a pair of eyes looking at him.The young man stuck in his mouth what he wanted to say, swiped his finger on the screen, and hung up the call with Ren Shang.

Surprised to see people who shouldn't and don't want to be seen in this kind of place.

Ke Shen, the man who fucked his ass yesterday, and now, the man who is quietly sitting on a chair and looking at him.

The boy wanted to run away, but Ke Shen turned his gaze back and continued to read his book, as if seeing someone he didn't know.

The boy wants to drop his phone again now!

Roaring in my heart: "Damn it! You treat me as a stranger!" Angrily, he wanted to relieve his anger, and beat him up. I guess he was the one who repaired the worst thing in the end; his phone was dropped, and he probably cried the most sadly... The young man endured He couldn't get angry, and he didn't want to leave, so he sent a short message to Ren Shang to explain that there was nothing wrong with the tail of his popularity linked to Hong Xiaoyue. After sending, he took out a book from the nearest bookshelf, opened the first Yi Ye sat across from Ke Shen.

The young man decided to challenge Ke Shen's final bottom line of human nature, and he complained in his heart: "Bastard, I don't believe it, how long can you play indifferent when I sit in front of you, and if you don't apologize, I will put my face on you all the time." In front of you! Stimulate you, stimulate you!"

10 minutes, in the blink of an eye.

Two 10 minutes, between two blinks.

Three 10 minutes... Almost fell asleep.

Spring is warm and drowsy is normal. In summer, the student party is still drowsy. This is an occupational disease and cannot be cured.What the boy read was the mystery of the sun’s exploration, what hydrogen and helium, what collisions fused into photons, what gamma rays... what he read was like a math book, he was so sleepy, and he was slandering how the soul next door could sit still Yes, I just wanted to take a sneak peek to see Ke Shen's expression while reading a book, but unexpectedly, I saw Ke Shen standing up suddenly and taking off his shirt with both hands.

ha?

The boy was surprised, but what surprised him even more was yet to come.

After Ke Shen's inexplicable undressing action, the teenager saw Ke Shen's white short T-shirt rapidly enlarged in front of his eyes, and suddenly his eyes were all black, and his whole head was covered.

"Huh? Huh? Huh?" The boy exclaimed.

When he couldn't see anything, the boy suddenly felt a force on his waist, and that force lifted him up in the air. He hurriedly insulted: "Bastard, what are you doing! Let go of me!"

Teenagers read countless novels, among which there is such a plot: the evil president Gong Gong forcibly carried away Shou who was powerless to resist, Xiao Shou roared, bastard, what are you doing!Gong said, what are you doing?

"Why, what are you doing?" Ke Shen said.

[Thanks: Well, this chapter has a thick line between the boy and his boss, and the handsome guys from last season will also be online in the next chapter.

Ah, the reason why the last season ended suddenly was because the author was too self-willed... Yes, he is an irresponsible monster who loves to dig holes, but Su has no collections, flowers, or comments, so he runs out of fuel. The last dump...

Fortunately, I don't litter when I walk. God bless me, so that my friends don't give up my pit!

Ha, it sounds like I'm a civilized kid...

Immortal and shameless, I would like to thank the friends who sent flowers here:

At the beginning, "This hero...? "When Tofu was first released, Hall's friend Huahua supported it;

And then Yuyu little friend~

Now buddy~

Frozen orchid buddy~

Dirty emperor cool skin buddy~

In the comment area, the friends of the first season:

Lazy best buddy~

contract buddy~

Well, thank you all, although I am not a good writer, but I will try my best to be a hardworking writer!Regardless of whether you continue to read this article in the future, I will definitely fill in the pits! 】

The pervert in the second season is about to enter the police station! (one)

Young people nowadays, take off your clothes if you disagree, do it!

Ke Shen carried the boy to the empty old bookstore, put the boy on the dusty floor, sat on the boy's waist with his legs spread apart, nailed the boy's hands to the ground with one hand, and clasped the boy's neck with the other.

Now people are swordsmen, I'm fish and meat, and I can't fight each other, so the young man can only open his throat and yell: "Fuck, fuck your big ass|eyes!"

"Xiao Liu, where did you go last night?" The boss didn't get angry when he was scolded, but looked serious.

"At Ren Shang's house! Why do you keep haunting the problem!"

"Do you know an uncle with a gentleman? That uncle's hair is colored, but it doesn't look like it was dyed. He said his name is Yinhe."

The boy whose facial features were covered by the shirt, was taken aback when he heard the boss's question, and forgot all the struggling movements of his body.

Uh... colorfully dyed hair, street hustler?Yinhe... Fuck, isn't this a typical chuunibha patient!

"Did he still say that he came from the universe?" The boy also asked his boss seriously.

Hearing the young man's words, Ke Shen's long and narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and a piercing light shot out of his eyes.He said: "Yes, you really know him."

The young man sighed, and said leisurely: "Isn't this kind of person the guy who is said to have a very serious second disease and can't distinguish reality? You can guess it. I don't know him. Among the people I know, you are the only one who is so talented. Sick, let me go, crazy!" His legs continued to struggle.Originally, the old bookstore had a small space, but after being tossed about by the young man, the dust on the ground was blown into the air, and the whole room would be filled with smog.

(I would like to state here that the author is also a second child, and the juvenile lines did not belittle the meaning of the second child, it can only be said that it is aimed at some individuals...)

Normal people need to inhale air, but in such an environment, they can only inhale dust-laden air. However, the boy's facial features are covered by Ke Shen's shirt, and the dust in the air is filtered by the shirt.The young man who was not trapped by the dust secretly rejoiced. Seeing Ke Shen sneezing again and again, he happily cursed Ke Shen for what he deserved.

After Ke Shen finished the spray, he threw his front body forward, pressing his face on the boy's face, and his long legs hooked the boy's calf, immobilizing the boy's legs.

motor!Dare to fix Lao Tzu's legs, do you think I can't raise dust like this?Hehe, I'm still very good at twisting my waist!

That's right, you can't move your legs, and you can create flying dust by twisting your waist.

But the behavior of Ke Shen on his body at this time was inexplicable. He blew a breath of hot air on the boy's face, "Don't move around, there is ashes."

Hahaha!What this young master wants is ashes, hey, I told you to cover my face from the beginning, so I can't see the retribution coming!

The boy parted his lower lip triumphantly, his waist twisted so badly, the dust that was about to settle just now flew up again!

Ke Shen, who still doesn't know the conspiracy, said: "That guy came to our dormitory last night, and he came to look for you."

The moment he finished speaking, he sneezed. With his hand that was stuck on the boy's neck, he first wiped off the dust that fell on the boy's face and then covered his mouth and nose. He shouted: "Xiao Liu, you are awkward, ah —Choo! A shirt can't filter all the dust, idiot!"

"Huh?" The young man was astonished. Could it be that the reason why he covered himself was because he expected the room to be dusty?

It was as if the pop-up function had been turned on in the boy's mind at this moment, and "Huh?" popped up in sequence.When he was surprised, something even more surprising stimulated his waist, and a hard object poked his lower abdomen.

well! ! !

This sudden hard object does not violate its position at all!

The person on the body also left the boy's body at this time, the man stood up and hugged himself in a daze, the man said to the boy: "You didn't go back to the dormitory last night because of the dormitory you had with the sun and the moon. Is the spirit connected to the adoption relationship? The man who called himself Yinhe told me."

Ke Shen waved the air in front of himself and the young man, while the young man's attention was entirely on Ke Shen's lower body.

Hey, boss, with your serious face... haven't you noticed that yours has stood up! ?

Just as the young man was complaining inwardly, Ke Shen covered his eyes with one hand, "Since you acquiesce, then what the star spirit Yinhe said is true, let's go to the police station and bring him back. "

"Ha...Okay, okay, let's go out and talk about it first..." Ke Shen avoided talking about that thing, and the young man was even more embarrassed to say anything. He followed his boss out of Jiushuge in a trance, and the two They sent short messages to the teacher to ask for leave, went back to the dormitory to change clothes, and planned to go to Ren Shang's residence.

On the road, the young man's mind was full of Ke Shen standing up, his cheeks were hot, walking side by side with Ke Shen in a trance.Ke Shen told him how he saw Yinhe last night, but he didn’t listen carefully. When he finally finished speaking, he said perfunctorily. When he came to Ren Shang’s house, Ke Shen told Ren Shang what happened last night before he listened carefully. .

It turns out that the colorful-haired Lord Galaxy and the sun are good brothers, and he came to Earth because he wanted to see his good brother's son.Like a fairy descended from the sky, it landed on the balcony of the dormitory, just in time to be seen by the second child who was going out to wash clothes, and entered the dormitory carelessly, announcing his identity and purpose of coming with a crazy posture.And the little lady named Heidong took away the ice cream from the fourth child, the instant noodles from the fifth child, bit into pieces the basketball from the third child, and smashed the only thermos bottle in the dormitory.

"Ha! My thermos bottle was broken ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The young man pinched Ke Shen's neck, "Why didn't you protect my poor thermos bottle!"

"I told you on the way just now, why are you getting angry now?" Ke Shen frowned, even though he was pinched, he still looked serious.

Uh……

"I don't care, you have to pay me back!" The young man ignored Ke Shen's question and acted like a ghost asking for his life.

Ke Shen pushed the boy's forehead with one hand, and his expression remained the same: "Understood, I'll change the bottle for you when I get back."

Ren Shang, who was hugging Hong Xiaoyue, cast a very disdainful look at the young man, "Stingy."

After Ren Shang finished speaking, at this moment Hong Xiaoyue gritted her teeth "Kaka Ka Ka Ka Ka." It seemed to be responding to Ren Shang.

The young man suddenly turned his head to Ren Shang, and shouted: "Nonsense, how would you feel if only one thermos bottle in your house broke! There is no hot water for eating noodles, no hot water for taking medicine, and no hot water when you are dying of thirst at night! Can you survive? ?”

After the boy finished speaking, he felt a burst of emotion in his heart. Why don't young people understand the beauty of hot water, and suddenly his family said, "You can go to the bathroom to drink cold water at night."

Your f*cking elbow turned out!

The young man looked at Ke Shen with resentful eyes, Ke Shen's eyes twitched, his face remained serious: "Drinking cold water will cause diarrhea, I will change the bottle when I go back. Now, let's go to the police station, I want to see that man again .”

Ke Shen changed his position again, and the young man couldn't help but feel happy, but when he heard his boss said that he would "go to the meeting again", he held his breath for a moment, and he had a very strong bad feeling in his heart!

☆, Is this the hero who complained?

The second season, you see that your thin breasts have lost weight

Summer is the season of happiness for lazy people, because many things can come directly, such as drinking cold water and eating cold food directly, and taking off your clothes on the spot without getting cold!

That's exactly what happened to the young man, even when he took off his shirt in public, he felt uncomfortably hot, but...

"Ke Shen, damn, I can't stop talking to you! Hey, that's enough, don't take off your pants—okay, I'll change women's clothes for women's clothes!"

"I wish I hadn't been obedient earlier." Ke Shen's plan succeeded, he curled his lips into a faint smile, and threw the shirt he just took off into the trash can, "Clothes."

Hearing Ke Shen's call, the stunned sister of the women's clothing store owner immediately woke up, and handed him the women's clothing sister Ke Shen had chosen.

Ke Shen pushed the clothes into the boy's arms, and pushed him into the changing room.

When the young man entered the changing room, he first gave Ke Shen a sip, and then he could only wear women's clothes in a grievance...

To ask why they wear women's clothing can be traced back to the morning, when the three met an old woman's "good advice" on the way to the police station.

In the early morning, the three of them had a baby from high school, and they were walking on the road. There were not many pedestrians on the road, but all eyes were on these four.The reason was that Hong Xiaoyue got into the boy's clothes and bit the boy's chest.The sound of the child's gnashing of teeth came from the boy's white short sleeves, and the boy squeezed his boss's upper arm tightly in pain, and bit Ke Shen's shoulder to vent his pain.

It was such subtle movements that attracted the attention of passers-by, and attracted the step-by-step persuasion of the enthusiastic old woman. The old woman first hit Ke Shen's buttocks with a cane. When Ke Shen endured the pain, he felt that he was being attacked from behind, and immediately turned back with a glaring look. , Seeing that it was an old woman, she immediately withdrew her anger, frowned and said nothing.

The old woman said: "Young man, you just became a father, don't you know how to care about your wife? Do you think you can solve the problem by offering a shoulder to the wife to bite! Take the child out, and I will teach you how to feed the child!"

The old man is very old, and Ke Shen estimated that he should be in his seventies. His grandmother is at this age. He thinks that old ladies in their 70s are just as stubborn, enthusiastic and love to take care of things. It will definitely be troublesome to refuse.Seeing that his brother's painful face was distorted, he pulled Hong Xiaoyue out.

Supporting the exhausted teenager in pain with one hand, he held Hong Xiaoyue's hair in the other and asked, "How does grandma support the child?"

The young man who was listening to this asked him with a strange expression, "Is she your grandma?"

"No, why do you ask that?" Ke Shen looked at the boy inexplicably, suspecting that his Xiaoliu had been bitten stupidly, and wondered if he should take him to the hospital.

"Um, then you still call him grandma?" Did this guy have a cramp in his head, and everyone would call him grandma.

"Hey! Don't pull his hair!" Standing far away, Ren Shang, who thought they were ashamed, saw Ke Shen mistreating Hong Xiaoyue, and his iceberg face that hadn't changed for a hundred years suddenly turned down again.