problem child adventure
Chapter 9
Facing his identity, "It's not a scam...I'm really your son. I called you yesterday and said I saw the red moon..."
"...Oh my, I really saw it, I'm not nervous! I even adopted that red moon as my son!"
"Mom... why are you saying that I'm crazy... why are you coming tomorrow, okay, okay, let's take your god-grandson home~ In fact, I just want you to..."
"What, am I under a lot of pressure? No, no."
"No, no, it's not that you're talking nonsense when you're stressed out, it's true, the sun and the moon personally asked..."
"…………………Don't, don't, don't! Don't come, I tricked you into playing, okay, don't call 110! By the way, what does Mom's 110 have to do with the mental hospital?"
"...I'm not sick, I hung up, this is borrowing someone else's mobile phone... Ha! Mom, what are you asking, how did the fraudulent group know the information of 'me'? How to make the voice exactly like 'me'... ...Mom, you are really... hum!"
The boy hung up the phone angrily, "Let's go, let's go back."
"Here." Ren Shang handed over to Hong Xiaoyue again, his face became even more gloomy.
"Ren Shang, are you renting a house outside?" the boy asked suddenly.
"It has something to do with you? Hurry up and hug him!" Gao Lengnan's tone was mixed with burning anger.
"Our Hong Xiaoyue has red hair, zombie teeth, and a cool tail, Ren Shang, what do you think will happen if I take him back to the dormitory?"
Fuck it! This is an obvious alien! What is non-my race, and it must be killed?Hong Xiaoyue will definitely be beheaded by the men in the dormitory!
Why was he killed? That's because Hong Xiaoyue's teeth, hair color, and tail look like the dungeon boss in the game. The men in the dormitory are all locked in books and are all high school game controllers! If you see a familiar boss and fight it if you don’t go up, then it’s not a game dead house!
The young man suddenly remembered that the boss was in the last self-study class a few nights ago, and suddenly he slapped the table and stood up, shouting: My alliance! My sword three! My glory!
So embarrassing, so stupid, so stupid! The young Bujun laughed wildly, and suddenly, Ren Shang said something that made him fall into a state of confusion, "It's none of my business!"
"Ah... please... take us in... we will really be beheaded by those men in the dormitory!" In desperation, the young man grabbed Ren Shang's leg and begged in pain.
"Since I'm afraid of being discovered by others, why did I tell your mother..." Ren Shang was successfully affected by the youth's mourning technique, and his heroic sword eyebrows frowned impatiently.
"Well... my mother is different, because my mother is the closest person to me."
"Oh~" Ren Shang suddenly glanced at the young man with interest, "Is it a fraud group?"
"Uh... That's, that's because you used your mobile phone number~" The young man smiled, and unconsciously scratched his new tail with his fingers.
"Okay, come with me, but only for one night."
"Okay, one night is fine, one night is fine!"
Raising someone else's baby③
"Eh..." The boy just opened his eyes, and the dazzling white light entered his eyes.
The scorching sun at noon always shows itself in such a high-profile manner—it’s already noon, hello!
Just when the young man got up in a hurry, he suddenly noticed something strange in his body... There was something stuffed in his mouth, it was not big, it only took up one-third of the mouth, he instinctively released his tongue without thinking Licking unknown objects in the mouth.
Hmm... Meaty... just tasteless...
It was indeed fleshy, the boy licked it a few mouthfuls, and then casually bit down... So——
"Kakkaka!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Two voices came to mind at the same time, one roared in anger and the other screamed in misery.
What the boy had in his mouth was just as he had guessed, it was meat, fresh toe meat.The owner of the toe is none other than Hong Xiaoyue, his newly adopted son last night.
One second before the boy bit him, Hong Xiaoyue was still sleeping very, very sweetly, and her quiet appearance was really misunderstood as "other people's lovely son".However, with one bite, Hong Xiaoyue's hairy head and blood-red tail suddenly rose up, like an enraged red lion, kicking the young man who had just raised his head back to the original place with a kick.
If it was in his own dormitory, it wouldn't matter if he was kicked by Hong Xiaoyue, after all, the bed was covered with quilts, but today, living under the fence, how dare he compete with the master for the bed!
That's right, the boy is sleeping on the floor at this moment.Fortunately, in this season, the temperature at night is also very high, so the boy can sleep peacefully while lying on the clean floor wrapped in the quilt given by Ren Shang.That's it, the boy's head made a loud bang; when it came to Damei, the boy covered his poor head and rolled on the ground, howling.
"Why are you still here?" At this moment, Ren Shang pushed the door open, and his cold voice reached the young man's ears.
"It hurts——Ren Shang said he would be each other's angel...why didn't you wake me up——Hong Xiaoyue, get the hell out!" Hong Xiaoyue crawled up to the boy's calf at some point, and slapped for him His own little finger avenged himself.
"Ka Ka Ka..." Hong Xiaoyue hugged the boy's leg happily, and continued to sharpen his little fangs.The young man screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss Hong Xiaoyue's teeth are biting more and more firmly...
"Nimma, you are biting me, my legs are about to be scrapped!" The boy burst into tears like that waterfall, but Hong Xiaoyue couldn't understand what the boy said at all. "Ka Ka Ka..." With the skin of his godfather's leg in his mouth, he closed and opened his upper and lower jaws very happily!
Seeing the young man's miserable appearance, Ren Shang smiled viciously, his handsome face lowered slightly, and then he raised it up, returning to his previous cold face, and said calmly, "I'm going to take a nap after lunch, Please leave."
"Ah...Ren Shang, Hong Xiaoyue and I will have dinner here too - Hong Xiaoyue don't bite your father anymore!" The young man turned his fighting power to Hong Xiaoyue after speaking to Ren Shang.
Damn it, didn't you say it was from the Su Ling?Didn't you say that you are of noble blood!Nima, this is obviously a zombie!
"...Why should I cook for you?"
"Because we are good friends~" The young man was still fighting with Hong Xiaoyue, and he approached Ren Shang's question without thinking.
"Really, I don't think so." Ren Shang's high-cold aura directly rose to the top.
"Ahhh, big brother, don't be so cold, come and save me, I almost bit off my flesh with my child's teeth!"
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"Please finish eating quickly, I have to take a nap after eating!" Ren Shang couldn't bear the young man's nonsense begging for food, so he reluctantly took in the young one. Nima regretted it a second after taking him in.
In order to prevent Hong Xiaoyue from biting him, the boy took off his school uniform and wrapped it around Hong Xiaoyue's head, leaving only those two black eyes.Just when he put down his proud work and was about to eat, Hong Xiaoyue erupted, and her two white and tender hands were as strong as the fingers of a werewolf, tearing the boy's school uniform into numerous small pieces in just one second.Hong Xiaoyue destroyed the shackles by herself, and immediately pounced on the boy, so the two rolled to the floor to engage in the second bloody battle of the day.
"Damn brat, you have no tutor, did your father teach you such a dead child!"
"He seems to have been on you since you were born, which means you were scolding you just now." Ren Shang took a bite of the tomato scrambled eggs he fried, "If you really can't eat, please take your son and go, I want Nap."
"Ah—I'm so annoying! I'm leaving!" The boy suddenly broke out, and violently threw Hong Xiaoyue on Ren Shang's bed, and put on the shoes that were killed because of fighting with Hong Xiaoyue.Angrily, he slammed the door and left, and when he left, he yelled at the door of Ren Shang's house solemnly: "Damn, what, I'm not here anymore!"
Ren Shang: "..."
Hong Xiaoyue: "Ka Ka Ka..." began to bite Ren Shang's pillow.
"So..." Ren Shang stared at Hong Xiaoyue, and Hong Xiaoyue suddenly raised her head to meet Ren Shang's gaze, "You still stay here."
The reply to Ren Shang was: "Ka Ka Ka..."
One dormitory with six children①
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo..." The young man leaned against the door of the dormitory collapsed, his ears and face were stained crimson.
Running from Ren Shang's house to the dormitory building is nearly 1000 meters away, and then I have to climb six floors. The most important thing is to run in one breath! Can this be done without losing strength?
The young man greedily took a big gulp of air, and after recovering some strength, he turned over and opened the wooden door of the bedroom.
However, just such a "open" seems to open up a new world!
Nima, five men with their backs to the sun, each with a sinister and cruel look in their eyes.
The boy's black eyes narrowed, and the hand that pushed the door quickly closed the door. He leaned against the wooden door again, his little heart beating wildly for no reason.
Nima what the hell is this!
"It must be that I opened it in the wrong way... I didn't say a greeting..." The young man was persuaded by his own guess, and he nodded his head a few times, so he reached out to push the door open again, "ただいま帰りました (I'm back)."
...if life deceives you...then you die...
"Ahhhhhhhhhh... what are you doing!" As soon as the door was opened last year, the five men in the room embraced, one crossed his arms, one raised his thigh, one hugged his head, one hugged his belly, and one stripped his clothes ...
"Nimma, what are you crazy about!" The boy was thrown on the bed by all the men, feeling strange and angry at the same time.
"Brother, you took Xiao Liu's shoes off and kicked my high nose."
"Xiao Si brought the scissors, I'm going to cut Xiao Liu's belt! Nima is too difficult to untie."
"Third brother, you're going to die! That's the belt I lent to Little Six!"
"Your, oh, you come to solve it. Nima, your pseudo-text green trousers are so troublesome."
"Go away, handicapped, I'm a little fake!"
"Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing!" the boy was angry and powerless, "Fifth, you're about to cut my neck off..."
"I... I'm sorry sixth brother..."
"Let go!" the boy roared with trembling voice.
"Xiao Wu, you are too strong, go press Xiao Liu's legs, and I will take off Xiao Liu's short sleeves!"
"Okay...fourth brother..."
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey !
"Check the qualified quality of food" five people said in unison.
"I'll go..." The young man was stripped naked, and lay on the bed with a haggard face.
The fifth child said with a listless face, "Report...the sixth brother's hair only smells of brain grease."
The fourth child was almost attached to the young man's collarbone, squinting his eyes to see the skin in front of his eyes: "Fuck... Fuck... Fuck! I found red strawberries, one, two, three, four, five... six or seven□□ Eleven...fuck it, Xiaoliu really betrayed us!"
Everyone gathered after hearing the sound.
"Ah!" The boss exclaimed.
"Hmm..." The second child pondered.
"Huh!" The third child was angry.
"Alas..." Lao Wu said indifferently.
Everyone looked at the fifth child.
"Aren't you shocked?" the second child asked.
"Second, don't you know that fifth is slow, don't worry about fifth, keep going down, everyone." After finishing speaking, the fourth continued to scan the boy's body.
Fifth child: "Hmm..."
"Nima, that's obviously a dog's tooth mark, where did you get the little strawberry (hickey mark)! Also, what are you going to do... What are you doing!" the boy growled.
"Xiao Wu is covering Xiao Liu's mouth," said the boss.
"Little Six's Pangci (underpants)!" The third child held the boy's underpants and sniffed them with his nose.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you're learning how to lick that purple hair and lick fat times!" The fourth child teased.
"Uh...uh..." The young man struggled desperately, but he hated that although the fifth child always looked decadent, his strength was the strongest in this dormitory, the young man could only do useless struggles...
"No way, Xiaoliu is too angry, Fatty smells too bad..." The third child pinched his nose and said in distaste.
Fuck! You're so angry, bastard!
"The verification is complete, and Fatty has no human smell." The youngest threw his underwear on the next bed viciously, and rubbed his fingers against the sheet under the boy's body.
Bastard bastard bastard! Doesn't your fat stink?How disgusted to such an extent!
"There's even a little strawberry on my lap!" Suddenly, the second child looked shocked, "What kind of girl is so possessive! She even bled from a kiss!"
"Really or not!" The third and fourth children said in unison, and when they heard the same sentence in tacit understanding with each other, they looked at each other in blank dismay.
Fuck you are blind!This is obviously a scar, okay! Scars, hello!
"Tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Liu is indeed a m." The fourth child pinched his chin and concluded.
Peaty! You're the m, bastard!
"What should we do now, boss?" The fourth child looked at the silent boss.
The eldest took a step on his thigh and sat opposite the bed where the boy was lying. "Don't cover his mouth, fifth, hold his arms tightly. Fourth and third separate his legs. Second, take a pen and take notes."
"Yes..." Fifth.
"Yo Xi!" The fourth child.
"Hmm~" the third child.
The aura of the second brother Wenqing suddenly rose, he pushed up the frame of the glasses, and the backlight of the lenses pierced everyone's eyes, he said to himself: "Don't worry, leave it to me—"
The four obeyed the command of the boss, and the boss squeezed between the boy's legs, pinching the boy's chin with an evil look on his face, "Did you take the girl out to sleep last night?"
At this moment, the fifth child had let go of the young man's mouth, and the young man immediately vetoed, "Of course not!"
"So, where did you go last night? Why didn't you answer the phone? Why didn't you go to class in the morning? And...how did you get the hickey marks all over your body?" Face, domineering, no loss is the boss of the dormitory!
"Ah...actually, I spent the night at a male classmate's house last night...to ask him something...I don't know where I lost my phone..." the boy muttered.
"Just kidding! Xiao Liu, you are too immature, do you think we will believe such an explanation of mental retardation? I saw you didn't come back at twelve o'clock last night, so I went to look for you in class; Xiao Er and Xiao San went to look for you with your classmates in junior high school, but it turned out I don’t even have a trace of your ass. Xiaosi and Xiaowu asked at the gate security uncle that you went out with a girl in your arms and didn’t come back!”
"Ah! Sister?" The young man was confused, when did he hug a girl?
Last night... In order not to let the security guard see Hong Xiaoyue, he stuffed Hong Xiaoyue in his arms and went out next to Ren Shang...
Nima, Ren Shang is so big, he will be seen as a girl!
The young man calmed down and thought about it carefully. He hugged Hong Xiaoyue in the dark, and Ren Shang's black hair was quite long; the posture added to the person really caused people to misunderstand...
"No, no, that person last night was Ren Shang. I slept with Ren Shang last night."
To tell the truth, the third and fourth child looked dissatisfied, as if the good show had come to an end, but the eldest was silent, frowning and staring at the boy.
Only the second child continued to ask: "Are you... together with Ren Shang... the tall and cold man in our class?"
"Then who else would name such a middle school student..." the young man was helpless.
The farce was about to come to an end, the second, third, and fourth had obviously lost their interest, and the strength in their hands to suppress the boy had diminished, so the boy's body could relax and lie on the wall.
All of a sudden, "Does that mean that Xiao Liu is gay... had sex with Ren Shang?" The fifth child who has been talking to everyone in a different dimension.
The second, third and fourth children stood up abruptly after hearing what the fifth child said, and each took a step away from the young man.
"What the hell do you three mean by backing off? Who said I slept with him! You idiot, fifth!"
One bedroom with six children②
"Oh, don't you know? 'Back off' is a straight man's instinctive reaction when he hears a friend admitting that he is a gay!" The youngest's tone was serious, but there was already a playful smile on that bronzed face.
"Hahaha, of course it's because we, as straight men, 'dislike' you, a little gay~" The fourth child laughed.
"...Old Si, you seem not qualified to say such a sentence... You are the one who corrupted me!" The boy gave Lao Si a blank look, and said word by word.
"Alas, even though it was me who corrupted you, it doesn't prove that I'm crooked~ At best, I'm just a rotten boy who is cute and cute~" The fourth child said shamelessly.
"The third and the fourth turn the little six over—"
The boss who had been silent all this time suddenly interjected.At this moment, the air was filled with the dangerous atmosphere of the dormitory boss.
The third and fourth looked at each other, the banter on their faces just now was annihilated by their boss' aura, and they quickly completed the task assigned to them by their boss.
The young man was helpless, and secretly complained that when these guys had had enough fun, he should starve to death!
Seeing that the boss was showing signs of continuing to play, the second child asked, "What is the boss doing?"
"Check the chrysanthemum." The boss turned the boy's body by himself this time.
"Ahhh! I didn't sleep with him, I just asked him for help! By the way, when will you have enough fun? I haven't eaten yet..."
The arms of the two teenagers were pinned to the bed by the hand of the fourth child, the third child and the fifth child separated his legs, and the eldest child knelt on one knee on the edge of the bed, half-arming his waist, and caressing his buttocks vaguely with one hand.
"I have to ask him for help, I can't help you?" The boss said this to the boy, but his eyes were fixed on the delicate chrysanthemum blooming on the boy's buttocks.
"Ah, because you weren't there at that time, and you couldn't help me either!"
At this time, the boss suddenly glanced at the young man, his sharp eyes did not lack his arrogance, and he said proudly: "Heh... there is nothing in this world that a single person cannot do!"
As soon as the words fell, the young man was at a loss for words. He obviously had nothing to do, but for some reason, he felt a sense of guilt for betraying his friend... The second child, this idiot, lost his notebook and clapped his hands frantically to show that he Adoration to his boss.
The third, fourth, and fifth were also in awe, and everyone present was successfully shocked by the boss's domineering look!
But... all of a sudden, the boss looked puzzled and asked, "Huh? Xiao Liu, you fart: why is there a mark of the Sun Moon Mingjiao on his butt?"
"What?" The young man was in a state of confusion, what kind of Sun Moon God Sect... ah, ah! Where's my tail?
The boy ran wildly all the way, because he was afraid that Ren Shang would come after him and give him the strange baby Hong Xiaoyue.Therefore, when he was running, he forgot that he still had a cool and dazzling tail, and when he came back and was besieged by these five strange flowers, he had no time and energy to recall his tail.
"It's not the imprint of the Sun Moon God Sect either... The Sun Moon God Sect is the crescent moon embracing the red sun, but the sixth brother's is the sun containing the crescent moon..." The fifth child suddenly said a word, but it was also thanks to him This sentence made the boy understand why his brother couldn't see the tail, but a mark.The imprint replaces the tail.
It’s not been a day or two since the boy knew his boss, he knows that his boss is very, very affectionate and loves to help him, if he knew that he chose Ren Shang to help him take care of Hong Xiaoyue instead of him... I guess I It will be very, very miserable to be repaired, so he is vague and perfunctory, "Birthmark..."
"Fart, I can't tell you how many times I've seen your whole body, inside and out, what birthmark, do you really think I'm as mentally retarded as you?" The boss sneered at the boy, and he squeezed the boy's butt with a little more force.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, hey, you let me go first, how can I live if this action is seen by others!"
Such a posture is embarrassing, hey!
"Don't be afraid, no one dares to come. Not everyone can come to 611. The imprint will be discussed later, the second child records that the chrysanthemum has no abnormal appearance, and now check the flower core."
"Flower... What are the flowers?" The young man was stunned, the core of the chrysanthemum...you still want to fall in love with me!
"That's enough, Ke Shen, don't go too far!" The boy roared, causing the "mouth" below to relax, and that's it...an adult's finger entered the chrysanthemum core...
"what--!"
A scream comparable to a slaughtered pig echoed in the air, it was the wailing of a young man.
The second child, the third child, the fourth child, and the fifth child looked at each other in blank dismay. They just came here in a tricky mood, and they didn't intend to seriously harm them, let alone their boss actually inserted his fingers...
The boy's wailing quietly stopped, he was stretched out on the boss's arm, and the whole house was eerily quiet... At this moment, the door of bedroom 611, which no outsider would ever open, opened...
"Pervert... NP..."
Everyone turned their heads when they heard the sound, and saw Ren Shang standing still in front of the door for a second, his eyes widened in surprise, and quickly ran away without waiting for everyone to react.
"Um... I remember that I still have a few Chinese test papers that I haven't written yet. I'll go back to class and write them..." The second child was the first to react, and walked away in embarrassment.
After the second child, the third child also recovered from the embarrassing atmosphere. He said, "Well... by the way, some juniors wanted me to teach them how to play basketball, so I left too. Xiao Wu, you also go together, they I want to fight with you."
"Well... let's go..." said the fifth child.
After the third and fifth child left, the fourth child looked at the prostrating young man on the bed, and then at his elder brother with an ambiguous expression, he hesitated and said, "I have a few English test papers that I haven't done. I see that you wrote them yesterday. I'm going to get a copy..." After finishing speaking, he also flashed away, and only the boy and the boss were left in the dormitory.
"It's all gone...you still don't get out!" The boy couldn't force himself to squeeze out the words.
"I don't want to." There was no embarrassment in the boss's voice.The boy was even more angry when he heard this, and roared hysterically: "You are riding a horse, you can't pull out your fingers soon!"
The boy cried after scolding, not because he was a sissy, but because he really couldn't bear it anymore. At first, it was just a joke when all the brothers in the dormitory mobbed and stripped him of his clothes, but it was completely different when his fingers entered.
The six boys in dormitory 611 are all Two-dimensional who love games, anime, manga, and novels, and the hottest thing about Two-dimensional right now is "rot".
What is "rot"?It is an attribute that supports and recognizes people like men and women, women and women.
So even if this dormitory is not full of rotten men, they all systematically update Juzhen's point of view.
Putting your finger into the chrysanthemum is equivalent to, the boss is strong and that is a boy, can the boy not be wronged, obviously everyone is a brother...
"I'm sorry." The boss, who had been silent for a long time, spit out this sentence, and took out his finger after this sentence.
"Damn!"
The boy cursed, grabbed the quilt beside him and wrapped himself in it, crying softly.
"What are you looking for Ren Shang, why don't you ask me for help?"
Because you were not there at the time!
The young man was slandering in his heart, but he didn't say it. He wouldn't explain it to the "bastard" he thought of now. Damn, it turned out to be...
The end of the first season
"Don't talk?" Ke Shen stroked the boy's back through a layer of quilt, his face was much softer than before.
The teenager had stopped crying while lying on the quilt, but he didn't say anything either.
In fact, the young man should only calm down for a while, and the anger can be reduced, but the young man does not want to let Ke Shen know that he forgives his crime immediately, he wants to scare Ke Shen, so that he will not dare to act willfully in the future.
"Just now I said, didn't you have lunch? I'll buy it for you. What do you want to eat?"
eat you bastard!
"Don't talk...then let me buy you some food you like?"
No, I want to eat tomato scrambled eggs...
Seeing the scrambled eggs with tomatoes fried by Ren Shang at noon, the young man kept thinking about that dish... But the young man decided to carry on his anger and keep silent, even if he couldn't eat it, it didn't matter!
"Let's go..." After Ke Shen finished speaking, the hand touching the quilt also left, and the warm place pressed by Ke Shen suddenly became cold.
The bedroom was quiet again... The boy suddenly got up, grabbed the clothes that had been abused by everyone, and put them on his body.After wearing it, he climbed up to the upper bunk of the bed that was abused by everyone with him. It was his own bed. He grabbed it left and right, gathered a lot of things, and then took the tortoise schoolbag hanging on his bed. Stuff that pile of items into that turtle bag.
He got out of bed resentfully, stuffed his own toothbrush cup on the living table into the stomach of the already full tortoise, and then viciously kicked the bed that was abused by everyone, which was the bed of his boss Ke Shen .
After leaving the dormitory, the boy went to the school bathroom to make up for not washing last night.The school bathroom is the same as the toilet, a small space can only accommodate one person to shower.
He turned on the shower switch, hot water poured down, and the hot air suddenly permeated the already small space. The young man was naked, standing beside the pouring hot water, pinched his chin, and muttered: "After running away from home, Boss, bah ! I will never call him big brother again, the bastard acts like a big brother like that, huh!"
"Ke Shen probably won't come to look for me, the fourth and fifth will come, and when the fourth is taking Luffy's real person pillow and coaxing me to go back, I'm hugging Hong Xiaoyue back to the dormitory, um, that's it. No, just go back like this It’s too cheap for them, I have to ask my second child to help me finish all the math papers, and I’m going back~ No, no, it’s still too cheap for them, they should also cheat the third child, the coat that the third child just bought in the sky That's fine...well, that's it."
The young man was very treacherous, thinking about the future, feeling good about himself, so he planned to go out to get clothes to wear after washing carelessly, but when he was about to open the door, he saw Ke Shen's figure through the half-closed door.
The boy stopped in his tracks, and squinted his eyes to look at the half-naked Ke Shen along the crack of the door.
Didn't Ke Shen say to buy lunch for Lao Zhi?Damn, I came to take a shower at noon and didn't want to spend a few dollars to buy me lunch! He even asked me what I wanted to eat in a serious manner... What a jerk!
Out of sight and out of mind, he turned over and turned on the shower switch again.His fingers penetrated into the chrysanthemum core. As a rotten man, he had felt so strong that the chrysanthemum was filled many times, but every time he thought it seemed too frivolous to do so, he gave up.
But this time, the young man couldn't care about being frivolous or not, he just wanted to clean the chrysanthemum core with his own fingers, and wash away the dirty touch marks of that person's fingers.
In fact, Ke Shen didn't penetrate deeply, so the boy didn't experience the strange feeling mentioned in the novel and comics at that time.But at this moment, his own IQ was disturbed by anger, and he was sent straight all the way to the depths. Although Nima would not cause anal fissures, but! It is the same as pulling "rough cake", where it is very uncomfortable to get stuck!
"Hiss—" The young man hastily took out his finger. He regretted that he used his finger to enter the acupuncture point. He made up his mind to only be a heterosexual, and he also made a very firm oath to the water faucet...
After rinsing once, he looked out through the crack of the door again to make sure that Ke Shen had gone back, so he got out of the bathroom, got dressed, and returned to Ren Shang's residence.
"Ah... If he talked about the dormitory, I might as well hug Hong Xiaoyue and kneel in Ren Shang's shoes and beg him to take him in..." The young man wandered in the empty street under the scorching sun with a chubby turtle bag on his back, thinking How can I speak when I see Ren Shang later.
"Ah... this is still too rough... Ren Shang doesn't want to be a soft-hearted boy..."
"So... Shared renting? No, no, no, I have money there... The money in □□ is for going on a trip after the exam..."
"It's better to be simple and rude...Actually, Ren Shang seems to be very fond of children. Last night I licked my cheek and begged him to let me sleep in the bed, but he refused. In the end, he let Hong Xiaoyue lay on his arm Sleeping on the bed... Maybe Hong Xiaoyue's heart will soften when he pinches and cries~"
The young man was thinking, and unconsciously walked to the door of Ren Shang's house.
Ren Shang's house is on the second floor. The house has two bedrooms, the largest one is the bedroom, and then there are two small kitchens and bathrooms.It's fine to live alone, but two boys who are about to grow up and a child...it's really crowded...
"Ren Shang... Can I live here for a while..." The young man sat on a small stool with his Mr. Turtle in his arms, and laughed awkwardly at first.Seeing Ren Shang half lying on the bed holding the sleeping Hong Xiaoyue, he sighed in his heart: Great, Ren Shang really likes children very much!
And the latter didn't raise his head, and asked, "Where's your tail?"
"Ah! Why are you asking this, alas—why is Hong Xiaoyue's tail gone?"
Hong Xiaoyue was held in Ren Shang's arms, so although his small body was wrapped in Ren Shang's big pajamas, his back was facing the young man, and the young man should be able to see Hong Xiaoyue's tail of.But in fact, Hong Xiaoyue's coccyx is the same as that of ordinary people, without any warping.
"Aren't you unwilling to be the father of this child?" Ren Shang's tone was cold.
"Uh... no... I'm very happy..."
In fact, young people just don't want to!
"Don't say false words, the sun and the moon ask you to take care of him, and you are willing to help, then, please do your father's responsibility!"
Um... is this... teaching me about my responsibility as a father?Wow... Could it be that the lack of fatherly love in childhood resonated?
The young man suddenly remembered the "irresponsible father's shadow" stalk with the fourth oldest boy in YY's class, Ren Shang, the number one coldest man in the class.
"Ah..." The boy wanted to explain something, but he seemed to be an irresponsible scumbag father, so he couldn't say anything.
"Come on, if you want to stay in my house, just make me a good father image. Did you lose your tail when you entered the dormitory?"
"Hmm... yeah, it turned into a mark of the sun hugging the crescent moon."
The young man replied happily, and his heart was even more joyful and arrogant: Nima kills two birds with one stone, kills two birds with one stone. This is, the matter of borrowing accommodation is settled, and he doesn't plan to ask about the dormitory. It's really great!
"really……"
"Uh... what?"
"Your tails are the connection line for Hong Xiaoyue to accept your popularity."
"Eh? How do you know?"
"Not long after you left, little Hong Xiaoyue, who was playing happily, suddenly passed out, and the color of her tail also changed from blood red to transparent in just a few minutes, and finally disappeared, leaving only the same mark as you."
"Ah! What's wrong with him now?" The young man stood up suddenly, looking nervously at Hong Xiaoyue in Ren Shang's arms.
Although he was annoyed by Hong Xiaoyue biting him, Hong Xiaoyue didn't make him hate it. On the contrary, he liked Hong Xiaoyue's red hair, envied Hong Xiaoyue's brute strength, and looked forward to Hong Xiaoyue's life experience. .
"It was very weak at the time, but he started snoring after you came back, which means that he can breathe normally only when you are close to him."
"Oh...that's good..."
"Well, after Hong Xiaoyue regains her spirits, let's do a test to see how far the two of you can go."
"okay!"
"Then, now... just ask, you won't really be with the five of them..." Ren Shang finally brought up the dormitory matter.
Ma Ma! Aren’t you a high-cold king who doesn’t eat the smoke and fire of the world? Why are you so interested in these gossips? Hey!
[End of the first season~
☆, The hero is just making complaints?
The second season of the galaxy, the master of the galaxy ([-])
Darkness breeds light.
The universe, a black spot billions of years ago.
Darkness ends and galaxies are born.
The Heart of the Galaxy - The End of Yinxin
In the gorgeous palace built by Guang Chen, a young man with short colored hair was half-naked and lying on a huge bed with large limbs. The slow and steady snoring sound indicated that the young man was fast asleep.
Suddenly, outside the door of Kuiran's bedroom, crying father and mother shouted: "Master Yinhe, Master Yinhe, the black hole is biting the star spirit again!"
The hysterical shouts outside, while the young man inside the house was too deep in sleep, completely deaf to the sound and unmoved.
All of a sudden, the new voice was equally urgent, passing through the bedroom door as big as Beijing: "Big, big, big... people! It's not good, the stars of Scorpio said that they will demolish the Yinxin Palace ! It's almost the end of Yinxin now!"
The sound waves hit the flying dust beside the young man's ears, the young man's colorful hair raised his eyebrows slightly, and his thick colored eyelashes twitched in sequence, as if he was about to walk out of a dream, but... the young man turned over, and the snoring continued from the young man Spit out.
There was a lot of noise outside the door:
"Ah, you just said ha, the star of Scorpio
"...Oh my, I really saw it, I'm not nervous! I even adopted that red moon as my son!"
"Mom... why are you saying that I'm crazy... why are you coming tomorrow, okay, okay, let's take your god-grandson home~ In fact, I just want you to..."
"What, am I under a lot of pressure? No, no."
"No, no, it's not that you're talking nonsense when you're stressed out, it's true, the sun and the moon personally asked..."
"…………………Don't, don't, don't! Don't come, I tricked you into playing, okay, don't call 110! By the way, what does Mom's 110 have to do with the mental hospital?"
"...I'm not sick, I hung up, this is borrowing someone else's mobile phone... Ha! Mom, what are you asking, how did the fraudulent group know the information of 'me'? How to make the voice exactly like 'me'... ...Mom, you are really... hum!"
The boy hung up the phone angrily, "Let's go, let's go back."
"Here." Ren Shang handed over to Hong Xiaoyue again, his face became even more gloomy.
"Ren Shang, are you renting a house outside?" the boy asked suddenly.
"It has something to do with you? Hurry up and hug him!" Gao Lengnan's tone was mixed with burning anger.
"Our Hong Xiaoyue has red hair, zombie teeth, and a cool tail, Ren Shang, what do you think will happen if I take him back to the dormitory?"
Fuck it! This is an obvious alien! What is non-my race, and it must be killed?Hong Xiaoyue will definitely be beheaded by the men in the dormitory!
Why was he killed? That's because Hong Xiaoyue's teeth, hair color, and tail look like the dungeon boss in the game. The men in the dormitory are all locked in books and are all high school game controllers! If you see a familiar boss and fight it if you don’t go up, then it’s not a game dead house!
The young man suddenly remembered that the boss was in the last self-study class a few nights ago, and suddenly he slapped the table and stood up, shouting: My alliance! My sword three! My glory!
So embarrassing, so stupid, so stupid! The young Bujun laughed wildly, and suddenly, Ren Shang said something that made him fall into a state of confusion, "It's none of my business!"
"Ah... please... take us in... we will really be beheaded by those men in the dormitory!" In desperation, the young man grabbed Ren Shang's leg and begged in pain.
"Since I'm afraid of being discovered by others, why did I tell your mother..." Ren Shang was successfully affected by the youth's mourning technique, and his heroic sword eyebrows frowned impatiently.
"Well... my mother is different, because my mother is the closest person to me."
"Oh~" Ren Shang suddenly glanced at the young man with interest, "Is it a fraud group?"
"Uh... That's, that's because you used your mobile phone number~" The young man smiled, and unconsciously scratched his new tail with his fingers.
"Okay, come with me, but only for one night."
"Okay, one night is fine, one night is fine!"
Raising someone else's baby③
"Eh..." The boy just opened his eyes, and the dazzling white light entered his eyes.
The scorching sun at noon always shows itself in such a high-profile manner—it’s already noon, hello!
Just when the young man got up in a hurry, he suddenly noticed something strange in his body... There was something stuffed in his mouth, it was not big, it only took up one-third of the mouth, he instinctively released his tongue without thinking Licking unknown objects in the mouth.
Hmm... Meaty... just tasteless...
It was indeed fleshy, the boy licked it a few mouthfuls, and then casually bit down... So——
"Kakkaka!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Two voices came to mind at the same time, one roared in anger and the other screamed in misery.
What the boy had in his mouth was just as he had guessed, it was meat, fresh toe meat.The owner of the toe is none other than Hong Xiaoyue, his newly adopted son last night.
One second before the boy bit him, Hong Xiaoyue was still sleeping very, very sweetly, and her quiet appearance was really misunderstood as "other people's lovely son".However, with one bite, Hong Xiaoyue's hairy head and blood-red tail suddenly rose up, like an enraged red lion, kicking the young man who had just raised his head back to the original place with a kick.
If it was in his own dormitory, it wouldn't matter if he was kicked by Hong Xiaoyue, after all, the bed was covered with quilts, but today, living under the fence, how dare he compete with the master for the bed!
That's right, the boy is sleeping on the floor at this moment.Fortunately, in this season, the temperature at night is also very high, so the boy can sleep peacefully while lying on the clean floor wrapped in the quilt given by Ren Shang.That's it, the boy's head made a loud bang; when it came to Damei, the boy covered his poor head and rolled on the ground, howling.
"Why are you still here?" At this moment, Ren Shang pushed the door open, and his cold voice reached the young man's ears.
"It hurts——Ren Shang said he would be each other's angel...why didn't you wake me up——Hong Xiaoyue, get the hell out!" Hong Xiaoyue crawled up to the boy's calf at some point, and slapped for him His own little finger avenged himself.
"Ka Ka Ka..." Hong Xiaoyue hugged the boy's leg happily, and continued to sharpen his little fangs.The young man screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss Hong Xiaoyue's teeth are biting more and more firmly...
"Nimma, you are biting me, my legs are about to be scrapped!" The boy burst into tears like that waterfall, but Hong Xiaoyue couldn't understand what the boy said at all. "Ka Ka Ka..." With the skin of his godfather's leg in his mouth, he closed and opened his upper and lower jaws very happily!
Seeing the young man's miserable appearance, Ren Shang smiled viciously, his handsome face lowered slightly, and then he raised it up, returning to his previous cold face, and said calmly, "I'm going to take a nap after lunch, Please leave."
"Ah...Ren Shang, Hong Xiaoyue and I will have dinner here too - Hong Xiaoyue don't bite your father anymore!" The young man turned his fighting power to Hong Xiaoyue after speaking to Ren Shang.
Damn it, didn't you say it was from the Su Ling?Didn't you say that you are of noble blood!Nima, this is obviously a zombie!
"...Why should I cook for you?"
"Because we are good friends~" The young man was still fighting with Hong Xiaoyue, and he approached Ren Shang's question without thinking.
"Really, I don't think so." Ren Shang's high-cold aura directly rose to the top.
"Ahhh, big brother, don't be so cold, come and save me, I almost bit off my flesh with my child's teeth!"
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"Please finish eating quickly, I have to take a nap after eating!" Ren Shang couldn't bear the young man's nonsense begging for food, so he reluctantly took in the young one. Nima regretted it a second after taking him in.
In order to prevent Hong Xiaoyue from biting him, the boy took off his school uniform and wrapped it around Hong Xiaoyue's head, leaving only those two black eyes.Just when he put down his proud work and was about to eat, Hong Xiaoyue erupted, and her two white and tender hands were as strong as the fingers of a werewolf, tearing the boy's school uniform into numerous small pieces in just one second.Hong Xiaoyue destroyed the shackles by herself, and immediately pounced on the boy, so the two rolled to the floor to engage in the second bloody battle of the day.
"Damn brat, you have no tutor, did your father teach you such a dead child!"
"He seems to have been on you since you were born, which means you were scolding you just now." Ren Shang took a bite of the tomato scrambled eggs he fried, "If you really can't eat, please take your son and go, I want Nap."
"Ah—I'm so annoying! I'm leaving!" The boy suddenly broke out, and violently threw Hong Xiaoyue on Ren Shang's bed, and put on the shoes that were killed because of fighting with Hong Xiaoyue.Angrily, he slammed the door and left, and when he left, he yelled at the door of Ren Shang's house solemnly: "Damn, what, I'm not here anymore!"
Ren Shang: "..."
Hong Xiaoyue: "Ka Ka Ka..." began to bite Ren Shang's pillow.
"So..." Ren Shang stared at Hong Xiaoyue, and Hong Xiaoyue suddenly raised her head to meet Ren Shang's gaze, "You still stay here."
The reply to Ren Shang was: "Ka Ka Ka..."
One dormitory with six children①
"Hoo hoo hoo hoo..." The young man leaned against the door of the dormitory collapsed, his ears and face were stained crimson.
Running from Ren Shang's house to the dormitory building is nearly 1000 meters away, and then I have to climb six floors. The most important thing is to run in one breath! Can this be done without losing strength?
The young man greedily took a big gulp of air, and after recovering some strength, he turned over and opened the wooden door of the bedroom.
However, just such a "open" seems to open up a new world!
Nima, five men with their backs to the sun, each with a sinister and cruel look in their eyes.
The boy's black eyes narrowed, and the hand that pushed the door quickly closed the door. He leaned against the wooden door again, his little heart beating wildly for no reason.
Nima what the hell is this!
"It must be that I opened it in the wrong way... I didn't say a greeting..." The young man was persuaded by his own guess, and he nodded his head a few times, so he reached out to push the door open again, "ただいま帰りました (I'm back)."
...if life deceives you...then you die...
"Ahhhhhhhhhh... what are you doing!" As soon as the door was opened last year, the five men in the room embraced, one crossed his arms, one raised his thigh, one hugged his head, one hugged his belly, and one stripped his clothes ...
"Nimma, what are you crazy about!" The boy was thrown on the bed by all the men, feeling strange and angry at the same time.
"Brother, you took Xiao Liu's shoes off and kicked my high nose."
"Xiao Si brought the scissors, I'm going to cut Xiao Liu's belt! Nima is too difficult to untie."
"Third brother, you're going to die! That's the belt I lent to Little Six!"
"Your, oh, you come to solve it. Nima, your pseudo-text green trousers are so troublesome."
"Go away, handicapped, I'm a little fake!"
"Hey, hey, what the hell are you doing!" the boy was angry and powerless, "Fifth, you're about to cut my neck off..."
"I... I'm sorry sixth brother..."
"Let go!" the boy roared with trembling voice.
"Xiao Wu, you are too strong, go press Xiao Liu's legs, and I will take off Xiao Liu's short sleeves!"
"Okay...fourth brother..."
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey !
"Check the qualified quality of food" five people said in unison.
"I'll go..." The young man was stripped naked, and lay on the bed with a haggard face.
The fifth child said with a listless face, "Report...the sixth brother's hair only smells of brain grease."
The fourth child was almost attached to the young man's collarbone, squinting his eyes to see the skin in front of his eyes: "Fuck... Fuck... Fuck! I found red strawberries, one, two, three, four, five... six or seven□□ Eleven...fuck it, Xiaoliu really betrayed us!"
Everyone gathered after hearing the sound.
"Ah!" The boss exclaimed.
"Hmm..." The second child pondered.
"Huh!" The third child was angry.
"Alas..." Lao Wu said indifferently.
Everyone looked at the fifth child.
"Aren't you shocked?" the second child asked.
"Second, don't you know that fifth is slow, don't worry about fifth, keep going down, everyone." After finishing speaking, the fourth continued to scan the boy's body.
Fifth child: "Hmm..."
"Nima, that's obviously a dog's tooth mark, where did you get the little strawberry (hickey mark)! Also, what are you going to do... What are you doing!" the boy growled.
"Xiao Wu is covering Xiao Liu's mouth," said the boss.
"Little Six's Pangci (underpants)!" The third child held the boy's underpants and sniffed them with his nose.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you're learning how to lick that purple hair and lick fat times!" The fourth child teased.
"Uh...uh..." The young man struggled desperately, but he hated that although the fifth child always looked decadent, his strength was the strongest in this dormitory, the young man could only do useless struggles...
"No way, Xiaoliu is too angry, Fatty smells too bad..." The third child pinched his nose and said in distaste.
Fuck! You're so angry, bastard!
"The verification is complete, and Fatty has no human smell." The youngest threw his underwear on the next bed viciously, and rubbed his fingers against the sheet under the boy's body.
Bastard bastard bastard! Doesn't your fat stink?How disgusted to such an extent!
"There's even a little strawberry on my lap!" Suddenly, the second child looked shocked, "What kind of girl is so possessive! She even bled from a kiss!"
"Really or not!" The third and fourth children said in unison, and when they heard the same sentence in tacit understanding with each other, they looked at each other in blank dismay.
Fuck you are blind!This is obviously a scar, okay! Scars, hello!
"Tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Liu is indeed a m." The fourth child pinched his chin and concluded.
Peaty! You're the m, bastard!
"What should we do now, boss?" The fourth child looked at the silent boss.
The eldest took a step on his thigh and sat opposite the bed where the boy was lying. "Don't cover his mouth, fifth, hold his arms tightly. Fourth and third separate his legs. Second, take a pen and take notes."
"Yes..." Fifth.
"Yo Xi!" The fourth child.
"Hmm~" the third child.
The aura of the second brother Wenqing suddenly rose, he pushed up the frame of the glasses, and the backlight of the lenses pierced everyone's eyes, he said to himself: "Don't worry, leave it to me—"
The four obeyed the command of the boss, and the boss squeezed between the boy's legs, pinching the boy's chin with an evil look on his face, "Did you take the girl out to sleep last night?"
At this moment, the fifth child had let go of the young man's mouth, and the young man immediately vetoed, "Of course not!"
"So, where did you go last night? Why didn't you answer the phone? Why didn't you go to class in the morning? And...how did you get the hickey marks all over your body?" Face, domineering, no loss is the boss of the dormitory!
"Ah...actually, I spent the night at a male classmate's house last night...to ask him something...I don't know where I lost my phone..." the boy muttered.
"Just kidding! Xiao Liu, you are too immature, do you think we will believe such an explanation of mental retardation? I saw you didn't come back at twelve o'clock last night, so I went to look for you in class; Xiao Er and Xiao San went to look for you with your classmates in junior high school, but it turned out I don’t even have a trace of your ass. Xiaosi and Xiaowu asked at the gate security uncle that you went out with a girl in your arms and didn’t come back!”
"Ah! Sister?" The young man was confused, when did he hug a girl?
Last night... In order not to let the security guard see Hong Xiaoyue, he stuffed Hong Xiaoyue in his arms and went out next to Ren Shang...
Nima, Ren Shang is so big, he will be seen as a girl!
The young man calmed down and thought about it carefully. He hugged Hong Xiaoyue in the dark, and Ren Shang's black hair was quite long; the posture added to the person really caused people to misunderstand...
"No, no, that person last night was Ren Shang. I slept with Ren Shang last night."
To tell the truth, the third and fourth child looked dissatisfied, as if the good show had come to an end, but the eldest was silent, frowning and staring at the boy.
Only the second child continued to ask: "Are you... together with Ren Shang... the tall and cold man in our class?"
"Then who else would name such a middle school student..." the young man was helpless.
The farce was about to come to an end, the second, third, and fourth had obviously lost their interest, and the strength in their hands to suppress the boy had diminished, so the boy's body could relax and lie on the wall.
All of a sudden, "Does that mean that Xiao Liu is gay... had sex with Ren Shang?" The fifth child who has been talking to everyone in a different dimension.
The second, third and fourth children stood up abruptly after hearing what the fifth child said, and each took a step away from the young man.
"What the hell do you three mean by backing off? Who said I slept with him! You idiot, fifth!"
One bedroom with six children②
"Oh, don't you know? 'Back off' is a straight man's instinctive reaction when he hears a friend admitting that he is a gay!" The youngest's tone was serious, but there was already a playful smile on that bronzed face.
"Hahaha, of course it's because we, as straight men, 'dislike' you, a little gay~" The fourth child laughed.
"...Old Si, you seem not qualified to say such a sentence... You are the one who corrupted me!" The boy gave Lao Si a blank look, and said word by word.
"Alas, even though it was me who corrupted you, it doesn't prove that I'm crooked~ At best, I'm just a rotten boy who is cute and cute~" The fourth child said shamelessly.
"The third and the fourth turn the little six over—"
The boss who had been silent all this time suddenly interjected.At this moment, the air was filled with the dangerous atmosphere of the dormitory boss.
The third and fourth looked at each other, the banter on their faces just now was annihilated by their boss' aura, and they quickly completed the task assigned to them by their boss.
The young man was helpless, and secretly complained that when these guys had had enough fun, he should starve to death!
Seeing that the boss was showing signs of continuing to play, the second child asked, "What is the boss doing?"
"Check the chrysanthemum." The boss turned the boy's body by himself this time.
"Ahhh! I didn't sleep with him, I just asked him for help! By the way, when will you have enough fun? I haven't eaten yet..."
The arms of the two teenagers were pinned to the bed by the hand of the fourth child, the third child and the fifth child separated his legs, and the eldest child knelt on one knee on the edge of the bed, half-arming his waist, and caressing his buttocks vaguely with one hand.
"I have to ask him for help, I can't help you?" The boss said this to the boy, but his eyes were fixed on the delicate chrysanthemum blooming on the boy's buttocks.
"Ah, because you weren't there at that time, and you couldn't help me either!"
At this time, the boss suddenly glanced at the young man, his sharp eyes did not lack his arrogance, and he said proudly: "Heh... there is nothing in this world that a single person cannot do!"
As soon as the words fell, the young man was at a loss for words. He obviously had nothing to do, but for some reason, he felt a sense of guilt for betraying his friend... The second child, this idiot, lost his notebook and clapped his hands frantically to show that he Adoration to his boss.
The third, fourth, and fifth were also in awe, and everyone present was successfully shocked by the boss's domineering look!
But... all of a sudden, the boss looked puzzled and asked, "Huh? Xiao Liu, you fart: why is there a mark of the Sun Moon Mingjiao on his butt?"
"What?" The young man was in a state of confusion, what kind of Sun Moon God Sect... ah, ah! Where's my tail?
The boy ran wildly all the way, because he was afraid that Ren Shang would come after him and give him the strange baby Hong Xiaoyue.Therefore, when he was running, he forgot that he still had a cool and dazzling tail, and when he came back and was besieged by these five strange flowers, he had no time and energy to recall his tail.
"It's not the imprint of the Sun Moon God Sect either... The Sun Moon God Sect is the crescent moon embracing the red sun, but the sixth brother's is the sun containing the crescent moon..." The fifth child suddenly said a word, but it was also thanks to him This sentence made the boy understand why his brother couldn't see the tail, but a mark.The imprint replaces the tail.
It’s not been a day or two since the boy knew his boss, he knows that his boss is very, very affectionate and loves to help him, if he knew that he chose Ren Shang to help him take care of Hong Xiaoyue instead of him... I guess I It will be very, very miserable to be repaired, so he is vague and perfunctory, "Birthmark..."
"Fart, I can't tell you how many times I've seen your whole body, inside and out, what birthmark, do you really think I'm as mentally retarded as you?" The boss sneered at the boy, and he squeezed the boy's butt with a little more force.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, hey, you let me go first, how can I live if this action is seen by others!"
Such a posture is embarrassing, hey!
"Don't be afraid, no one dares to come. Not everyone can come to 611. The imprint will be discussed later, the second child records that the chrysanthemum has no abnormal appearance, and now check the flower core."
"Flower... What are the flowers?" The young man was stunned, the core of the chrysanthemum...you still want to fall in love with me!
"That's enough, Ke Shen, don't go too far!" The boy roared, causing the "mouth" below to relax, and that's it...an adult's finger entered the chrysanthemum core...
"what--!"
A scream comparable to a slaughtered pig echoed in the air, it was the wailing of a young man.
The second child, the third child, the fourth child, and the fifth child looked at each other in blank dismay. They just came here in a tricky mood, and they didn't intend to seriously harm them, let alone their boss actually inserted his fingers...
The boy's wailing quietly stopped, he was stretched out on the boss's arm, and the whole house was eerily quiet... At this moment, the door of bedroom 611, which no outsider would ever open, opened...
"Pervert... NP..."
Everyone turned their heads when they heard the sound, and saw Ren Shang standing still in front of the door for a second, his eyes widened in surprise, and quickly ran away without waiting for everyone to react.
"Um... I remember that I still have a few Chinese test papers that I haven't written yet. I'll go back to class and write them..." The second child was the first to react, and walked away in embarrassment.
After the second child, the third child also recovered from the embarrassing atmosphere. He said, "Well... by the way, some juniors wanted me to teach them how to play basketball, so I left too. Xiao Wu, you also go together, they I want to fight with you."
"Well... let's go..." said the fifth child.
After the third and fifth child left, the fourth child looked at the prostrating young man on the bed, and then at his elder brother with an ambiguous expression, he hesitated and said, "I have a few English test papers that I haven't done. I see that you wrote them yesterday. I'm going to get a copy..." After finishing speaking, he also flashed away, and only the boy and the boss were left in the dormitory.
"It's all gone...you still don't get out!" The boy couldn't force himself to squeeze out the words.
"I don't want to." There was no embarrassment in the boss's voice.The boy was even more angry when he heard this, and roared hysterically: "You are riding a horse, you can't pull out your fingers soon!"
The boy cried after scolding, not because he was a sissy, but because he really couldn't bear it anymore. At first, it was just a joke when all the brothers in the dormitory mobbed and stripped him of his clothes, but it was completely different when his fingers entered.
The six boys in dormitory 611 are all Two-dimensional who love games, anime, manga, and novels, and the hottest thing about Two-dimensional right now is "rot".
What is "rot"?It is an attribute that supports and recognizes people like men and women, women and women.
So even if this dormitory is not full of rotten men, they all systematically update Juzhen's point of view.
Putting your finger into the chrysanthemum is equivalent to, the boss is strong and that is a boy, can the boy not be wronged, obviously everyone is a brother...
"I'm sorry." The boss, who had been silent for a long time, spit out this sentence, and took out his finger after this sentence.
"Damn!"
The boy cursed, grabbed the quilt beside him and wrapped himself in it, crying softly.
"What are you looking for Ren Shang, why don't you ask me for help?"
Because you were not there at the time!
The young man was slandering in his heart, but he didn't say it. He wouldn't explain it to the "bastard" he thought of now. Damn, it turned out to be...
The end of the first season
"Don't talk?" Ke Shen stroked the boy's back through a layer of quilt, his face was much softer than before.
The teenager had stopped crying while lying on the quilt, but he didn't say anything either.
In fact, the young man should only calm down for a while, and the anger can be reduced, but the young man does not want to let Ke Shen know that he forgives his crime immediately, he wants to scare Ke Shen, so that he will not dare to act willfully in the future.
"Just now I said, didn't you have lunch? I'll buy it for you. What do you want to eat?"
eat you bastard!
"Don't talk...then let me buy you some food you like?"
No, I want to eat tomato scrambled eggs...
Seeing the scrambled eggs with tomatoes fried by Ren Shang at noon, the young man kept thinking about that dish... But the young man decided to carry on his anger and keep silent, even if he couldn't eat it, it didn't matter!
"Let's go..." After Ke Shen finished speaking, the hand touching the quilt also left, and the warm place pressed by Ke Shen suddenly became cold.
The bedroom was quiet again... The boy suddenly got up, grabbed the clothes that had been abused by everyone, and put them on his body.After wearing it, he climbed up to the upper bunk of the bed that was abused by everyone with him. It was his own bed. He grabbed it left and right, gathered a lot of things, and then took the tortoise schoolbag hanging on his bed. Stuff that pile of items into that turtle bag.
He got out of bed resentfully, stuffed his own toothbrush cup on the living table into the stomach of the already full tortoise, and then viciously kicked the bed that was abused by everyone, which was the bed of his boss Ke Shen .
After leaving the dormitory, the boy went to the school bathroom to make up for not washing last night.The school bathroom is the same as the toilet, a small space can only accommodate one person to shower.
He turned on the shower switch, hot water poured down, and the hot air suddenly permeated the already small space. The young man was naked, standing beside the pouring hot water, pinched his chin, and muttered: "After running away from home, Boss, bah ! I will never call him big brother again, the bastard acts like a big brother like that, huh!"
"Ke Shen probably won't come to look for me, the fourth and fifth will come, and when the fourth is taking Luffy's real person pillow and coaxing me to go back, I'm hugging Hong Xiaoyue back to the dormitory, um, that's it. No, just go back like this It’s too cheap for them, I have to ask my second child to help me finish all the math papers, and I’m going back~ No, no, it’s still too cheap for them, they should also cheat the third child, the coat that the third child just bought in the sky That's fine...well, that's it."
The young man was very treacherous, thinking about the future, feeling good about himself, so he planned to go out to get clothes to wear after washing carelessly, but when he was about to open the door, he saw Ke Shen's figure through the half-closed door.
The boy stopped in his tracks, and squinted his eyes to look at the half-naked Ke Shen along the crack of the door.
Didn't Ke Shen say to buy lunch for Lao Zhi?Damn, I came to take a shower at noon and didn't want to spend a few dollars to buy me lunch! He even asked me what I wanted to eat in a serious manner... What a jerk!
Out of sight and out of mind, he turned over and turned on the shower switch again.His fingers penetrated into the chrysanthemum core. As a rotten man, he had felt so strong that the chrysanthemum was filled many times, but every time he thought it seemed too frivolous to do so, he gave up.
But this time, the young man couldn't care about being frivolous or not, he just wanted to clean the chrysanthemum core with his own fingers, and wash away the dirty touch marks of that person's fingers.
In fact, Ke Shen didn't penetrate deeply, so the boy didn't experience the strange feeling mentioned in the novel and comics at that time.But at this moment, his own IQ was disturbed by anger, and he was sent straight all the way to the depths. Although Nima would not cause anal fissures, but! It is the same as pulling "rough cake", where it is very uncomfortable to get stuck!
"Hiss—" The young man hastily took out his finger. He regretted that he used his finger to enter the acupuncture point. He made up his mind to only be a heterosexual, and he also made a very firm oath to the water faucet...
After rinsing once, he looked out through the crack of the door again to make sure that Ke Shen had gone back, so he got out of the bathroom, got dressed, and returned to Ren Shang's residence.
"Ah... If he talked about the dormitory, I might as well hug Hong Xiaoyue and kneel in Ren Shang's shoes and beg him to take him in..." The young man wandered in the empty street under the scorching sun with a chubby turtle bag on his back, thinking How can I speak when I see Ren Shang later.
"Ah... this is still too rough... Ren Shang doesn't want to be a soft-hearted boy..."
"So... Shared renting? No, no, no, I have money there... The money in □□ is for going on a trip after the exam..."
"It's better to be simple and rude...Actually, Ren Shang seems to be very fond of children. Last night I licked my cheek and begged him to let me sleep in the bed, but he refused. In the end, he let Hong Xiaoyue lay on his arm Sleeping on the bed... Maybe Hong Xiaoyue's heart will soften when he pinches and cries~"
The young man was thinking, and unconsciously walked to the door of Ren Shang's house.
Ren Shang's house is on the second floor. The house has two bedrooms, the largest one is the bedroom, and then there are two small kitchens and bathrooms.It's fine to live alone, but two boys who are about to grow up and a child...it's really crowded...
"Ren Shang... Can I live here for a while..." The young man sat on a small stool with his Mr. Turtle in his arms, and laughed awkwardly at first.Seeing Ren Shang half lying on the bed holding the sleeping Hong Xiaoyue, he sighed in his heart: Great, Ren Shang really likes children very much!
And the latter didn't raise his head, and asked, "Where's your tail?"
"Ah! Why are you asking this, alas—why is Hong Xiaoyue's tail gone?"
Hong Xiaoyue was held in Ren Shang's arms, so although his small body was wrapped in Ren Shang's big pajamas, his back was facing the young man, and the young man should be able to see Hong Xiaoyue's tail of.But in fact, Hong Xiaoyue's coccyx is the same as that of ordinary people, without any warping.
"Aren't you unwilling to be the father of this child?" Ren Shang's tone was cold.
"Uh... no... I'm very happy..."
In fact, young people just don't want to!
"Don't say false words, the sun and the moon ask you to take care of him, and you are willing to help, then, please do your father's responsibility!"
Um... is this... teaching me about my responsibility as a father?Wow... Could it be that the lack of fatherly love in childhood resonated?
The young man suddenly remembered the "irresponsible father's shadow" stalk with the fourth oldest boy in YY's class, Ren Shang, the number one coldest man in the class.
"Ah..." The boy wanted to explain something, but he seemed to be an irresponsible scumbag father, so he couldn't say anything.
"Come on, if you want to stay in my house, just make me a good father image. Did you lose your tail when you entered the dormitory?"
"Hmm... yeah, it turned into a mark of the sun hugging the crescent moon."
The young man replied happily, and his heart was even more joyful and arrogant: Nima kills two birds with one stone, kills two birds with one stone. This is, the matter of borrowing accommodation is settled, and he doesn't plan to ask about the dormitory. It's really great!
"really……"
"Uh... what?"
"Your tails are the connection line for Hong Xiaoyue to accept your popularity."
"Eh? How do you know?"
"Not long after you left, little Hong Xiaoyue, who was playing happily, suddenly passed out, and the color of her tail also changed from blood red to transparent in just a few minutes, and finally disappeared, leaving only the same mark as you."
"Ah! What's wrong with him now?" The young man stood up suddenly, looking nervously at Hong Xiaoyue in Ren Shang's arms.
Although he was annoyed by Hong Xiaoyue biting him, Hong Xiaoyue didn't make him hate it. On the contrary, he liked Hong Xiaoyue's red hair, envied Hong Xiaoyue's brute strength, and looked forward to Hong Xiaoyue's life experience. .
"It was very weak at the time, but he started snoring after you came back, which means that he can breathe normally only when you are close to him."
"Oh...that's good..."
"Well, after Hong Xiaoyue regains her spirits, let's do a test to see how far the two of you can go."
"okay!"
"Then, now... just ask, you won't really be with the five of them..." Ren Shang finally brought up the dormitory matter.
Ma Ma! Aren’t you a high-cold king who doesn’t eat the smoke and fire of the world? Why are you so interested in these gossips? Hey!
[End of the first season~
☆, The hero is just making complaints?
The second season of the galaxy, the master of the galaxy ([-])
Darkness breeds light.
The universe, a black spot billions of years ago.
Darkness ends and galaxies are born.
The Heart of the Galaxy - The End of Yinxin
In the gorgeous palace built by Guang Chen, a young man with short colored hair was half-naked and lying on a huge bed with large limbs. The slow and steady snoring sound indicated that the young man was fast asleep.
Suddenly, outside the door of Kuiran's bedroom, crying father and mother shouted: "Master Yinhe, Master Yinhe, the black hole is biting the star spirit again!"
The hysterical shouts outside, while the young man inside the house was too deep in sleep, completely deaf to the sound and unmoved.
All of a sudden, the new voice was equally urgent, passing through the bedroom door as big as Beijing: "Big, big, big... people! It's not good, the stars of Scorpio said that they will demolish the Yinxin Palace ! It's almost the end of Yinxin now!"
The sound waves hit the flying dust beside the young man's ears, the young man's colorful hair raised his eyebrows slightly, and his thick colored eyelashes twitched in sequence, as if he was about to walk out of a dream, but... the young man turned over, and the snoring continued from the young man Spit out.
There was a lot of noise outside the door:
"Ah, you just said ha, the star of Scorpio
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