problem child adventure

…Hoohoo, go out and eat some ice cream to decompress. "

It’s true, the sun is a star with thermal energy, and the moon is the satellite of the earth, so what’s going on is basically the earth and the moon...

The boy comforted himself, but it was useless!

Nima, the path is so quiet and scary, the sky is overcast, and the surrounding bamboo forests reflect dry and stiff shadows...

Suddenly the boy's shoulders were heavy!

Nima, the beating frequency of the little heart is rising in an instant!Three hundred beats per second and so on!

Nima, to run or not to run!

Just when the boy was hesitating, a boy who was neither familiar nor unfamiliar calmed his little heart that was about to explode, but Nima only calmed down for a short second, and he didn't even give alms for two seconds, hey!

"Hey," the man called him and paused for a second before speaking again, "Why is there a child on you?"

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Are you fucking joking, Ren Shang, you must be fucking kidding me!Hahahahahahaha this joke is not good at all!

Ahhhhh, Ma Ma Ma Ma, come and save your precious son!

The young man howled wildly in his heart, his legs and feet were already weak, he slowly moved his head - ten thousand in his heart, no, a hundred million "nima" popped out!

The boy's white pupils were wide open, and his black pupils were constricted.From the juvenile's pupils shrunk due to extreme mental tension, it can be seen that a child with red loose long hair is lying on his head - the small head is sticking to the left side of the juvenile's face.

The boy screamed in fright and stepped back again and again.Nima, the shameful thing is that the path is too narrow, and he tripped over the barrier before taking two steps back.

The teenager and the child fell on the prickly grass together.The child had no clothes on, his skin was pricked by the green grass, and he jumped up with a howl.

But the boy didn't move for a long time and lay down on the grass as if unconscious.

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead dead i'm dead...

Of course the boy is pretending to be dead, if he doesn't pretend to be dead at this time, he will really die!

The young man pretended to be dead and serious, ignoring the outside world at all, even if the weird little boy was crawling and biting on him, he ignored it.No, no, to be precise, I dare not pay attention!

The five fingers of the little strange boy are very small, and the strength to scratch people is not small!

Nima, the young man wants to cry but has no tears. He wanted to pretend to be dead quietly but his mouth was scratched, and his little finger went into his mouth and pulled out his tongue!

Fed up!

Although the boy is usually timid, he is really pushed. He is a weird guy who can do anything.He pulled the child's hair angrily, concentrated all his strength on his arm, turned the arm to drive the child, and the thin body turned in the air.

It was brewing well, and it was about to explode as soon as it was triggered, waiting for the boy to let go and throw the child out, but at this moment...

The child actually laughed. From the laughter, it was not difficult to hear that the child was a boy, and it was also possible to hear that the child's smile was the same as that of a normal child.

So the plot of the gods unfolded, and the young man who ran away suddenly found out his conscience, and the arm that was brewing suddenly stopped in the void.

The child is full of energy, and as soon as the arm stopped, it climbed onto the boy's body again.

The boy immediately regretted it, why should his conscience be used on this strange baby!

The child crawled forward, and the boy shook heartily.Just like this, you attack and block, but it will dry to the grass in a while.

Poor Xiaocao was tortured to the point of death, but the two had no intention of calling for a truce.

The teenager was burning with anger, and the child was excited to play.

The hands and feet have been used for a long time, but both of them felt that it was not enough, so they bit each other.

Not to mention, such a mutual bite made the young man deeply understand something about this child, something that frightened and frightened him!This child was obviously only two or three years old, not only did he have all the teeth, but no matter if it was the front teeth or what kind of teeth, they were all pointed!

Ah hello!This is a zombie!

The boy looked in horror at the red-haired kid who was biting his thigh, his black pupils almost shrunk. Hey!

Zombies!Zombies...infection...zombie poison or something! I'm a grass, the grass has roots, and the roots have mud!

"You... you're not a zombie... ahhh!" Just as the boy was speaking in fear, the red-haired boy jumped onto his head, biting all his fangs on the boy's head!That's right, the "bite" is as exaggerated as the one drawn in the comics!

"Uh..." Ren Shang, who had been left aside all the time, was also shocked by the child's ferocity.

"My God! How dare you bite my head," said the boy, his face was covered with blood, and he was extremely angry.With one hand, he pulled the little monster's red hair, and with the other hand, he pulled the little monster's calf.

The child grumbled a few times in pain, but seemed to be irritated, and bit deeper.

"Ah, Hong Xiaoyue baby, it's really fun to play with new dad." Suddenly a man's voice came to the ears of the boy and the others.

The teenager separated the two calves that were in front of him, and turned back against the child's head.The child was also quiet at this moment, with his little head turned sideways and looking in the same direction as the boy.

On the calm surface of the water, stood a young man in white clothes with an indistinguishable appearance of male and female, with silver hair hanging down his cheeks like a waterfall, and his beautiful narrow eyes looking forward with emotion.The thin lips are slightly curved, delicate and handsome with a latent charm.

And standing next to this man was a full-fledged man, with somewhat disheveled fiery red hair and disheveled red robe, revealing a wheat-colored muscular chest, coupled with that naughty evil smile on Jun's face.

Nima!Two such beautiful guys are human?Nima, nima, nima, that voice yesterday was not an auditory hallucination!

The teenager's jaw is on the grass Hey!He stuttered in astonishment, "You two... yes, yes, it's the sun and the moon!"

Red Satsuki ③

Oh my! It turned out to be true last night!

"He...is yours..." the young man asked stammeringly, the fiery red-haired man put his arms around the silver-haired man's slender waist, raised his eyebrows and said, "Of course, you see that Hong Xiaoyue looks a lot like the two of us. "

After listening to the sun's words, the boy hugged the little monster lying on his head in front of him.

It's kind of like saying...

Except for teeth and hair, the little monsters are all the same as normal children.The hair follows the sun, the color of the flames, and it is eye-catching even in the dark.The skin color is also inherited just right, white and tender with the moon.The eyes are big, and the black pupils are shining brightly under the illumination of the "Night Pearl" above the school floor.

待っでください (Japanese: Wait), how do men and men have children! No, no, it should be said, why are the sun and the moon human!?

The young man stared at the child with a dazed look on his face.

The child is too naughty, and the arrival of his biological father can only keep him quiet for a few minutes.It became active again, Nima's two little feet suddenly hooked the boy's arm, and when the boy was unprepared, her small body turned 180 degrees in the void with the boy's hand as the origin.

180 degrees is just a flat angle, but here, Nima is completely cheating!

"Ah? Ah!" The boy was startled. "Well, my children know the leverage theorem." Yue Yue smiled gratifiedly.

The boy didn't know what happened at all, he only knew that when Hong Xiaoyue turned his body, an external force from his arm took him away from the grass.

The young man flying in the void looked confused, and the body of the moon in front of him quickly enlarged.

The boy finally realized his current situation, and exclaimed in his heart: God, I'm going to the moon!

The moon's body had already covered the young man's line of sight, and when he was about to touch the moon's belly, his head suddenly felt heavy.

The teenager's consciousness began to dim, and just when he was about to pass out completely, Nima actually heard a complaint that was enough to make his blood vessels explode!

"This young man is absolutely mentally retarded. If Hong Xiaoyue entrusts him with it, it is estimated that his outstanding talent will be ruined by this young man."

Nima! You are so fucking mentally retarded! Although my grades are not as good as Xueba, it is possible to get a second copy!

But it's a pity, even if the young man has a thousand kinds of unhappiness, when he faints, he is just a floating cloud...

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The boy sat in a large comfortable chair.There are a group of handsome men on the left, each holding something in his hand, the teenager didn't look at it and already knew that what he was holding was his favorite anime CD, out-of-print comics, and limited-edition novels!

On his right is a group of cute girls, all holding things in their hands. He knows that they are delicious food!

A cute and cute loli and a handsome little lady were sitting on his lap respectively, and the cute and soft little hands frequently pinched crystal grapes, plump cherries, and plump strawberries to the boy's mouth.

Xiaozheng is holding the latest issue of One Piece manga in his white and tender hands, the young man looks so cool, don't want to!

The villain was backlashed by the curse of the red moon, the world had been saved by the boy and taken into his pocket, and the people were kneeling at his feet.

The young man looked down on everything and stood proudly on the top of the world, so suddenly! The latest issue of One Piece reminds—Mr. Oda will stop updating this week.

Nima, nima, nima! Stop what, stop!

"Come here! Go and invite the teacher to China, take care of him luxuriously, try his best to promote 'birth', and don't ask for anything else; every day!" (To sea fans: please don't care about the potential meaning of the word "birth")

However, after the boy spoke, no echo was heard.

The surroundings were silent, and the air was filled with the embarrassment of a teenager.Puzzled, the young man lowered his haughty head, only to find that the two children on his legs had turned into pools of blood! Thick red blood dripped down the black ground one after another along the arc of his thighs. A black hole that devours everything, it is devoured when the plasma touches it!

The blackness is expanding, and the people under their feet are wailing in pain. They are struggling, but it seems that there is a force pressing them in that space, and they can't escape no matter what.Their faces are getting more and more ferocious, and their lower limbs are being quickly swallowed by black.

Nima!What happened?

The young man was terrified, he subconsciously retracted his feet, looked around in bewilderment, trying to find an exit and escape!

The men and women on the left and right, like the Ziminmen, all had distorted expressions and howled in pain.

Suddenly, a red light shot from behind the boy's body through his shoulders, and he turned his head without thinking but saw a crescent moon!

Nima, nima, nima, nima! Didn't it say that the curse of the red moon will backfire on the curser, and go to hell with the curser!

Suddenly, the boy's head fell heavily, and then a few locks of blood-red hair hung down his face, and a pair of small hands grabbed his ears.

"You you you you!" the boy exclaimed.

No need to guess, this feel and this hair must be Hong Xiaoyue!

The Red Moon④

"Yue Yue, do you really want to save this mentally handicapped child?"

"Well, of course, if we don't save him, how will our Hong Xiaoyue'er become an adult?"

"From the point of view of this attack, the human beings who can help us Hong Xiaoyue to grow up quickly don't actually need this child."

"Oh, you mean change foster father?"

"Yes, I think all the children in this school can actually do it, but this one is the only one who can't, it's too mentally handicapped!"

Nima!You are mentally retarded, and your whole family is mentally retarded!

The boy was awakened by the dream of a sudden change of painting style, yes, everything just now was a dream, a terrifying dream enough to make him dare not read shounen comics for a year!

Just woke up, the consciousness is still very vague, only the burning pain and dampness are the clearest!

Although he didn't open his eyes, he could still know that he was lying on the sharp green grass at this time, and there was a little strange man named Hong Xiaoyue on his body, who was gnawing his skin with his hateful fangs!Can this not hurt?Moisturizing the clothes and painting the skin made the boy feel bad!

Bitten by the red moon, learn from Ah Q and be innocent, cute, mischievous and self-willed, and you can bear it.But what is it like to be ridiculed by the child's biological father!

Nima, I really want to summon the dragon from the sky; the fourth gear of the explosive elastic man; the super-large hand sword in the fairy style;

The young man was in grief and anger, but he was hateful. Now he is like a pig tied to a stick, ready to be slaughtered...

"Actually, being Hong Xiaoyue's adoptive father doesn't really require any IQ. We Hong Xiaoyue are highly intelligent spirits, and we don't need those vulgar teachings. We only want this child to make toys for Hong Xiaoyue. See how happy Hong Xiaoyue is biting."

Toy?Toys! You little brother is a ball!Why should I be attacked verbally and violently by your family and still make toys for your son!

The boy roared inwardly, but his consciousness hindered his ability to act.

"Well, well, it's hard to accept it, so treat it now?"

"Well, the sun uses our healing technique. As usual, you should come to six maturity first."

Fuck it! Six matures! What six matures?Ah?Already?Already?

"Hmm~" Sun, who replied to the moon, cleared his throat first, and then sighed deeply, "Sunshine!"

This is a very, very majestic call, and because of this majestic aura, the young man is in awe.Just when he listened to the next line with his ears upright, a burning sensation suddenly stimulated all the nerves in his whole body!

"Sunshine!"

"Sunshine!"

"Sunshine!"

"Sunshine!"

"Sunshine!"

"Sunshine!"

The swiftness of Tai Nima, whose situation was reversed, caused the young man who had been praised by the sun as mentally handicapped to really become stupid.But it was only for a while that I was stunned, and I was pained by the scorching touch, and my consciousness was instantly clear!

Nima, this is a series of lines against the sky, okay! The technical language that is not flashy or cool can only be set thanks to the evil pen of the sun! Teenagers do not forget to complain when they are in danger.

"Moonlight!"

Come again... it really is a family!

The young man seemed to be on fire just now, but now he seems to have walked into an ice cellar, feeling as cold as riding a horse!

"Moonlight!"

"Moonlight!"

"Sunlight" was replaced by "moonlight". The boy experienced extreme cold and heat in a short period of time, and his newly awakened consciousness was cloudy again.

The young man realized that he was about to go into shock, and suddenly heard Ren Shang's voice: "This is... what are you doing?"

ah!Why is Ren Shang still here, save me... We are classmates!The young man exclaimed in his heart, but he could only catch the urgency in his own heart, no one could hear what was in his heart.

"Healing," said the moon.

"Yueyue, I think this little brother is good-looking and has a good temperament, why not change him." Sun still insisted on his philosophy.

Change, change! Ren Shang is in our class, no, no, no, he is the most handsome in our school! See how many couples you have with your son... No, it's husband and wife!

"That's enough, what's the point of disliking it? I don't know how long life is! It's just him, hurry up and use Heguang so as not to delay our vacation ship!"

"Hey, ok, ok, let's use the combo technique—the light of the sun!"

At the same time, the moon also uttered his skill call: "O light of the moon"

Nima! Uncle Moon, aren’t you in love?Why not be a subject of the □□ attribute!Don't disobey your husband, it's not good hey!

"Light of the Sun! / Light of the Moon!"

"Light of the Sun! / Light of the Moon!"

"Light of the Sun! / Light of the Moon!"

"Light of the Sun! / Light of the Moon!"

A sentence of skill call, the boy is frenzied and cold at the same time, what kind of healing technique is this!

In the end, the young man was tortured and passed out. When he woke up again, it was only a few minutes later. Hong Xiaoyue was curled up on his lap, and Ren Shang was standing beside him. In front of his eyes were two magnified faces of the sun and the moon. .

Although the moon is a man, it doesn't have the masculinity of a man, nor the charm of a woman. The neutral and pretty face smiled at the young man quietly: "Hehe, it actually looks pretty good after washing."

"Moon, you work too many night shifts, and you have night blindness." Sun frowned, observing the boy's face, and commented.

The boy screamed, grabbed Hong Xiaoyue's leg and threw it at Sun Moon's face, quickly retreated to a corner not far away, and hid behind the unknown flower tree planted in spring.

The Red Moon ⑤

The flower tree with the thick mouth of the bowl tried to cover the boy who was 1.7 meters and weighed [-] pounds.It's just sad, not all hard work can lead to good success.That's right, although the boy is hiding, his body is completely exposed to everyone's sight.

"Don't come here, don't come here. I'm actually mentally handicapped. I was either abducted by human traffickers or bitten by mad dogs when I took care of my children! Also, and! In fact, I am a pedophile, and I like to play with cute things like Hong Xiaoyue boy!

Moreover, I am quite bored and I am not suitable for making toys for children! Also, I was bitten by a mad dog when I was a child and I was not vaccinated. The whole body is full of viruses. If Hong Xiaoyue bites me, I will definitely be infected! I think In order for Hong Xiaoyue not to lose at the starting line, for Hong Xiaoyue's physical and mental development, and for Hong Xiaoyue's healthy future! So the two of you must carefully consider and choose someone else to be the adoptive father!"

The boy finished speaking in one breath, without pause, as if it was true, but in fact it was completely nonsense.

"Actually, Ren Shang is not bad. He looks the best and has the best grades. He doesn't swear, eats picky eaters, sleeps without drooling, doesn't stay up late in the morning, doesn't stay up late at night, doesn't cheat on exams, and doesn't do homework. Plagiarism, owning a house and a car, and being a party member in politics! So, you two uncles, you must choose Ren Shang!"

So, the boy betrayed his classmates very shamelessly...

sun:"……"

moon:"……"

Ren Shang: "..."

Hong Xiaoyue's little butt was stuck to the white moon boots, "Kakaka" gritted her teeth and looked at his new "father".

"What a shameless traitor..." Yue Yue was speechless, and turned his eyes to Ren Shang, "Your name is Ren Shang? Brother, you have to be careful when you make friends in the future."

"We are not friends." There was no disturbance in Ren Shang's words.

The boy and this boy with facial paralysis named Ren Shang are in the same class, but Ren Shang is too indifferent, the boy is not familiar with him, and has no relationship with him.Therefore, in order to escape for himself, he shamelessly bought Ren Shang without hesitation. Yue Yue's ridicule made the boy's conscience discover it.

He catted his body, trotted quickly to Ren Shang's side, grabbed Ren Shang, and brought him under the thin flower tree.

"Yue Yue is right. I was really shameless just now. However, Ren Shang is actually not good at all. He has a paralyzed face and is very cold. He may not be as good as me in raising children. Forget about Ren Shang, if you really If you want to find a adoptive father to take care of your cute and flowery Hong Xiaoyue, I can recommend some excellent human beings to you. For example, our principal, our landlord uncle, and the director of the Radio, Film and Television Bureau... They are all good candidates, so your second elder Forgive us, the third-year dog who is about to take the college entrance examination! If you agree, I will be very grateful!"

"Don't pull my hand." Ren Shang was really cold, and never looked at the young man.

"Shut up! We are grasshoppers on the same rope!" The boy growled at Ren Shang.

"What does it have to do with me?" Ren Shang continued to be cold.

You, you, you... can you cooperate at this juncture? Hey!

Even though the Nima boy had a thousand kinds of helplessness, he told Heren again! He could only secretly roll his eyes and feel frustrated in his heart...

"Actually..." Just when the boy was expecting the moon to reject him, the sun actually spoke.

Nima, tracheitis made a fart! The young man held back his mouth, slandering in his heart.

"I think it's God's will that Hong Xiaoyue fell on this young man. It's just that at first I thought this guy was too mentally retarded, so I wanted to veto it." Sun said his thoughts seriously.

"Well, what do you mean?"

"Since it is God's will, then this young man is the chosen one, and this young man betrayed his friend so shamelessly just now..." When Sun said this, Ren Shang suddenly interrupted: "Not a friend."

"Oh, if he's not a friend, then...betrayed his teammates, which means that he is a bad-willed person, and the spiritual power of a bad-willed person will often help our stars and spirits to increase and strengthen our places, so this boy is a chosen child. Decided to establish a temporary relationship between him and Hong Xiaoyue now."

Ah?What is the star spirit?What is the bad guy?The young man was confused, but he also understood one thing, shaking Ren Shang's hand tremblingly: "Ren Ren Ren Ren Shang Shang... Shang, we, do we still want to be that weird child?" father?"

"It's just you." Ren Shang's tone was flat.

"Well, what you said makes a lot of sense. Although those with bad intentions are a disgusting existence, I have to admit that they are very helpful to our spiritual practice... Sigh, shameless is shameless."

"Then, let's start. Come here, young man," the sun called out to the young man, bent down and hugged Hong Xiaoyue, who was ignored by everyone and was so bored that he gritted his teeth up and down to play, "You are the young man chosen by heaven, Hong Xiaoyue." Xiaoyue is counting on you!"

The young man is not stupid, of course he will not obediently listen to the sun and walk over, not only that, the young man immediately let go of Ren Shang's hand and quickly stepped back towards the wall.

He shook his head and said with a fearful expression: "No, no, no, although I don't understand what you are talking about, what are the fragile people and star spirits, but I can be sure that I am really not. Friend, I don’t even want to rule the world! So, please choose someone else, XinよりThank you Shinし上げます (Japanese: Thank you very much)!" After finishing speaking, the boy bowed reverently in the direction of the sun and the moon, with a look of fear on his face No refund.

A series of rejections from the boy made me feel very uneasy!

Although the young man doesn't know the use of those who have bad intentions, but! Based on the young man's years of experience in reading manga and novels, the things that help others cultivate, no, no, not only things, but also people; the final result will be certain Miserable!

The boy's eyes were wide open, watching the sun and the moon's every move through the light.

The sun and the moon first looked at each other, and then they looked down at Hong Xiaoyue. Their lips moved slightly, either because they were too far away or because they didn't say anything at all. The cramp is that I can't hear the conversation between the two.

Nima school is about to turn off the lights! Hey, are you going to let me go or not!Alright...why do I have to wait for them to let me go?They obviously didn't stop me!

The young man suddenly realized this very important fact! He cursed himself for being mentally retarded, and looked around to find a good running route to get rid of Doubi's family.

However, at this moment, Nima's plot began to jump, and the teenagers wanted to cry!

Raising someone else's baby①

The moon suddenly jumped and landed in front of the boy, and his hand was pressed on the upper right side of the boy's head. That face, which was too beautiful to be a man, smiled evilly.

The young man couldn't help shuddering when he saw the corner of the moon's raised mouth, and suddenly found that their posture was very, very subtle!

Bidong, Bidong! This is Bidong, hey, your home attack is still ahead, you are not afraid of your home attack treating bronchitis when you treat other men with a wall!

"Hey, beautiful boy, you don't know about our star spirits, do you? Our star spirits are in charge of the peace of the universe." The moon smiled like a salesman who was selling illegal goods, "There are nine stars in our solar system. Spirit: I, the sun, the earth, Mars..."

"Mercury, Jupiter, Venus... everyone in the school knows about these! So what are you going to do!" The boy was afraid of them at first, but under the influence of this family's funny atmosphere, he unconsciously became bold stand up.

"Ah, you mere mere mortals would know such a mysterious secret!" Yue Yue was surprised, and the ghostly smile was replaced.

This kind of thing can be regarded as a secret, Nima even brazenly said that it is a mysterious secret... The boy is already unable to complain...

"Um, don't care about these things, let's talk about us Hong Xiaoyue first. In fact, our celestial spirits will be born, old, sick and die just like you humans, and every celestial spirit is not born with nine stars, but needs to pass the study test. , and after ten thousand levels of selection, only Jiusu spirits can become Xingsu spirits."

Moon explained with a normal expression at first, but suddenly his expression changed!

His ghostly smile was on his face again, and he spoke at the speed of a professional salesman: "Hey! The time for an adult to grow up is shorter than that of a human being, but each spirit must rely on the human spirit in a human being to develop normally and grow into a real human being. XingXiu Ling, so! Hong Xiaoyue needs you, and needs the human spirit of your father. Of course, as a 'father', you will not recruit any harem, nor will you recruit gay friends, let alone rule the world!

However, you will get a cute, lively, handsome, witty son! Of course, being a child is not the only benefit! Do you know Digimon?Seeing that the young man looks so homey, he must know it!"

I was stunned, what is a look of nerd! And, and, why do you know the Digimon even though you are only the moon, shouldn't it be Ultraman, the warrior of light!Ahh...why did I say Ultraman...

The boy complained about it but didn’t say it out loud. To be honest, of course he knew about the sun and the moon, but the twenty-foot words in the two words, the star spirit and the bastard, the boy who was riding a horse would definitely not want to admit it. He was very, very grateful. interest!

"Digimon is a yahoo beast made up of digital codes, and it becomes Taiyi's justice partner, so Taichi is the child chosen by heaven, and you!"

Me, what am I?Is it possible that your presbyterian spirits are also composed of digital codes?Alas, wait a minute, Digimon is made up of numbers, why didn't I know?

"You are also a chosen boy! Hong Xiaoyue was made of dust before she was an adult."

To put it bluntly, dust... Damn, isn't that just mud!

"Sun!" The young man was still complaining silently, suddenly Yue Yue turned his head to the left and shouted, the unsuspecting young man trembled in astonishment.

Damn it... Sturdy and majestic, hey!Is the moon really subject?The boy's mind recalled that arrogant and cute man last night, he was so messy in the handsome wind...

"Here!" The sun moved to the moon in an instant, "here." The sun solemnly hugged the red moon to the moon.

Yue Yue took over Hong Xiaoyue who was about to bite his new father excitedly, Yue Yue held his son's two little arms: "You know, dust is dirt."

It's mud, I know.

The teenager updates his belly in time.

"Su Ling can shape his figure many times before he reaches maturity."

So... what does this have to do with Digimon?

"Look, the slender arm, as long as you use the arm in the right way, he can transform into dragon wings! Take you soaring through the sky and sprinting into the sea of ​​clouds, and experience the world of How to Train Your Dragon!"

Nima, Moon is actually a nerd, right?In other words, why is it dragon wings, shouldn't it be more harmonious with angels?

"Look, my son's smooth and tender skin, as long as you use the skin in the right way, you can fuse with him and become an armored warrior!"

Nima is finally made in China, isn’t it! Wait, why does the skin turn into armor?

"Look, Hong Xiaoyue's majestic baby teeth that look like shark teeth, as long as you use the teeth in the right way, you can sharpen pencils!"

Damn! The turning point is too powerful!Didn't you say you'll be in Secondary School forever?

Suddenly, the face of the moon changed like this! Just now the salesman's expression became serious and serious, and the moon covered his son's mouth that had been opening and closing excitedly with his big bony hands.

The young man stood in awe and looked directly at the resolute and beautiful eyes of the moon.

"Look, look into my son's eyes," said the moon.

The boy obediently obeyed the moon's words, his black eyes turned downwards, and his eyelids lowered to stare at Hong Xiaoyue's black eyes.

"Aren't Hong Xiaoyue's black eyes beautiful?" Yue Yue asked.

The boy nodded without thinking, that's the fact.

"As long as you use your eyes in the right way, you can break through the dimensional wall, and the Two-dimensional door will open for you!" Moon solemnly said.

"I am willing!" The young man blushed, and his mind was blank.

The boy is an anime fan, and the world that anime fans yearn for is the Two-dimensional that Moon said.

Two-dimensional, that's the world of goddesses and gods for comic fans, why don't you want to go there!

"Hmm, I'm just waiting for these few words from you. Here, hold on—we will connect them with Sun!"

The moon aimed at the boy's chest, threw Hong Xiaoyue away, took a step back, and stood shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

The moon and the sun looked at each other, and said a sentence at the same time: "The spirit is attached to the place, the place is supported by the spirit, and the spirit shines on the star!"

After these words, the two of them shone with light, not only them, but also the young man and Hong Xiaoyue.

At the beginning, Hong Xiaoyue was still scratching and biting in the boy's arms, but when the light came out, she immediately became quiet.The young man felt his body become lighter in an instant, and when he lowered his head, he saw that his body was already far away from the ground! What supported him so that he would not fall was now a big magic circle depicting the sun and the moon.

"Wow!" The boy exclaimed, looking strangely at the sun and moon who muttered curses.Suddenly felt a stabbing pain in his thigh, he turned his head to look, but his body suddenly became heavy.

"Boom!" The boy fell back to the ground, and Nima's butt hurt even more!

Raising someone else's baby②

"Yeah, okay, we're going on vacation, Hong Xiaoyue'er's father and father are leaving~" Moon greeted Hong Xiaoyue, and immediately her body was surrounded by white light.

The sun also covered the body with firelight: "Papa will pick you up in a few days~"

The two fathers both looked at Hong Xiaoyue with loving eyes; Hong Xiaoyue glanced at them first, but the next second she lay down on his new father and began to bite.

The young man hissed in pain, holding Hong Xiaoyue's small arms with both hands, holding him up in the air, with an anxious expression on his face: "Oh, why are you leaving in such a hurry! Oh, oh, oh, when are you coming back?"

"A week later~" Before Yue Yue finished speaking, the bodies of the two spirits disappeared into the air.

"Hey! You haven't said the correct way to break through the dimensional wall!" The boy shouted, but at this time the space has no sun or moon.

The boy regrets it!I regret why I asked a little later.

"There are many ways, but everything depends on the donor."

The monk's voice of the sun came from the void.

"Woo... benefactor... why did another monk jump out... oops! Where is my mobile phone!" The boy suddenly burst into tears, threw Hong Xiaoyue away casually, and rummaged through the pockets of his pants and jacket.

"It's gone, hey!" The young man rummaged through his pockets but couldn't find his phone. He anxiously crawled on the grass and opened up the grass roots, "Ah ah ah ah ah ah! How could it be! How could it be!"

The young man was in a hurry, when he suddenly heard Ren Shang's voice, "You have a tail."

"Eh?" The young man followed the source of the voice and looked at Ren Shang.

At this time, Ren Shang stood in front of him holding Hong Xiaoyue who was gnashing her teeth.

"Hong Xiaoyue, too." Ren Shang added.

Ah?Ah!

The young man leaned on his kneeling position, stretched out his hand to touch his buttocks, and it turned out to be true! Nima is so long!

He touched it casually and put it in front of his eyes, a blood-red fur-colored tail first imprinted on the eyes of the boy.

The tail is a bit similar to the tail of a lion, and the slender tail looks like a burning fireball, very cool and domineering!

"Oh! Unexpectedly, unexpectedly!" The young man was incoherent, but his tone was full of surprises!

"There are Hong Xiaoyue and little monsters too?" the boy turned his head and asked.

"Yes, yes." Ren Shang hugged Hong Xiaoyue in his arms, his little butt was naturally exposed to the air, and his long tail, which looked like a boy, fluttered in the air.

"My God! Received my son to get the Two-dimensional key, and it even comes with a fire lion king tail! How cool!" The boy stared at his tail lovingly, and two red clouds got tired of him at some point on his face.

"The gate is about to close, I'm leaving, here..." Ren Shang handed Hong Xiaoyue to the young man.

At this time, Hong Xiaoyue was surprisingly quiet, he closed his small fangs, his eyelids were loosened as if he was tired.

"Uh...give it to me..." Although the young man agreed to let the strange baby be his godson, he very much disagreed with taking care of him!

"The door is about to close... What, Ren Shang, please borrow your mobile phone and make a call."

"Um……"

Ren Shang handed over the boy's cell phone and handed over Hong Xiaoyue, but... the boy replied solemnly, thanking him, ignoring Hong Xiaoyue who sent him, and walked on the trail with a solemn face, walking back and forth.

"Ma Ma... I am your son."

The other end of the phone should have seen the student number, so I didn't believe it, the boy asked him again