problem child adventure
Chapter 9
Fifty degrees lower, he hurried over to hug Hong Xiaoyue, but was hugged by the old woman near the water tower.
Her old man seemed to like children very much, as if she was coaxing her own grandson in her arms.
Ke Shen, who had his child taken away, didn't feel at all. He continued to talk to the boy: "Don't the elders call you grandma?"
"It should be called grandma!" The boy retorted immediately.
"Hey, you two are still children, you have to make up your mind about this address!" The old woman yelled at them, and then continued to tease Hong Xiaoyue in her arms.
It's strange to say that Hong Xiaoyue didn't cry or make trouble when she was hugged by Ren Shang, she didn't cry or make trouble when Ke Shen pulled her hair, and she didn't cry or make trouble when she was hugged by a strange old lady. Sang gnawed and bit.The young man also noticed this, looked at Hong Xiaoyue strangely, ignored the serious problem of "the couple", and asked his boss: "Boss, can you see something strange about Hong Xiaoyue's ass?"
Biting me and gnawing me may be because you like me, but you don’t complain about that red tail wagging, is it because you can’t see it...
"He's not wearing underwear."
I spray!
Nima, what you said with a serious face is a joke!
"Uh..." The boss can't see the tail, and these passers-by and old ladies can't see the tail...Only Ren Shang and I can see it, so strange...
In other words, Hong Xiaoyue came to me only two days ago. I remember that at the beginning it was only the size of a five or six-month-old baby, but now it is as big as a two-year-old child...
Thinking about it, the young man glanced at the scattered passers-by who were standing and watching, but the eyes of these passers-by were very strange. They discussed in a low voice:
Homosexuality... Why is the child's hair red... Maybe it was dyed, both fathers wear earrings on their ears, the whole family is bad... But Gong is so handsome, and he is very tender, but I really like Gong ah! ...That's right, Gong's serious face is so cute, but it's a pity that he's gay...
There was a lot of talk, both good and bad.
"Grandma, give the child to me. I am a friend of the child's father." Ren Shang who came over pointed to Ke Shen, "If possible, can you teach us how to raise this child?"
Damn, what the hell is the child's father!
I'm the father, okay? Why are you pointing at him!
"Oh, I can give it." The old lady handed the obedient Hong Xiaoyue to Ren Shang, "To raise a child, you need a mother. You men are not careful enough."
The old woman took the surprised boy by the hand, "You must be a tomboy, my granddaughter always wears boy's clothes like you, how pretentious is she? Girls should be quiet and change first." Is the girl's clothes and milk not enough? I guess it's because of your skinny chest. "
The old woman said she was about to touch it with her fingers, but the boy screamed and immediately covered his chest with both hands.
The old lady smiled and slowly withdrew her hand, and said, "You little girl has a good concept of chastity, um, it's good, don't touch it if you don't touch it, go to the supermarket and buy some milk powder for the child to feed first, the child's father will come over !"
Ke Shen asked and responded, "Grandma, tell me."
"Well, you can buy some small grass carp, goose eggs, and milk-promoting food to supplement your daughter-in-law. If you get fat, you must feed her fat! Also, don't make your daughter-in-law tired. That's fine. I think your baby is growing well. Be obedient, do as I say, and you will be able to keep the milk upright in a few days!"
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The young man stared at the warm-hearted old woman dumbfounded, what the fuck are you doing?I don't even know how to complain!
"Well, thank you grandma for teaching me, daughter-in-law, let's go shopping for clothes first."
"Fuck, Ke Shen, we are not in the same dimension! You even agreed to fall!"
"Xu, daughter-in-law, let's go." So Ke Shen took a certain boy away forcibly, and the case of forced undressing in a women's clothing store happened~
When will you be able to go to the police station in the second season?
Women's clothing, as the name suggests, is worn by girls, how does it feel for boys to wear it?the answer is--
"Yo, Xiaoliu, it's quite suitable for you to wear women's clothing. How about going on a date with third brother in a few days~"
It was the third child who was speaking, and he cast a playful glance at the boy's snow-white skirt, put his arm on the boy's right shoulder, and shouted at the fifth child who was opposite, "Fifth child, quickly take a picture with your phone!"
"Oh, Xiao Liu, you are still playing with women's clothes, it's too cliché... With your body, you can wear a girl's dress, hahahaha, Xiao Liu, quickly change into a girl's dress, the third child will date you on Saturdays, and I will cover you on weekends! "The fourth child didn't know where he came from, and put his hand on the young man's left shoulder, counting the time solemnly.
"Ahhh, why are you here!" The young man was astonished and annoyed as if he was eating mustard from a cake. He pushed a man away with one hand and walked back to the changing room in a few strides, shouting: "Bastard Ke Shen, hurry up!" Get my clothes!!!"
And the boss of his family, with a straight face, pulled the fourth child with one hand and the third child with the other hand, and suddenly dragged them towards him. Suddenly, the smoke and dust billowed up, and the wailing sound in the shop was unprecedented. Appear.
That's right, it was a fight, the boy had already taken off his skirt in the changing room, and was anxious why his boss didn't get him his clothes, when he heard the ghosts crying and howling of the third and fourth, he hurriedly put on the skirt and opened the door , Seeing a cloud of wolf smoke, the owner of the shop stretched out his hands with a messy face, as if hesitating whether to persuade the fight.
The young man lit a candle for the shopkeeper in his heart, walked to Renshang, the Wannian Gao Leng Wang who was holding Hong Xiaoyue, and asked, "What's wrong with them?"
"I'm fighting for you." Suddenly a sentence appeared in the boy's ear, it was the voice of the second child!
Fuck!It's second time!
The boy looked at the fake Wenqing who was sticking to his ear in the 611 dormitory with an expression of eating shit.
"Crack——" the shutter sound of the claw machine's camera!
The young man stretched out his scissors hands at the speed of light, and rushed towards the camera with a fishy and mentally retarded smile.
I muttered in my heart: "Ci'ao, the slow motion of the fifth brother is only filmed now. I don't know if my anxious and messy expression has been photographed. It's better not!" ? ?
clap clap-
The sound of metal hitting the floor resounded in the ears of the young man and the others. The young man turned his head to look at Nima, and the three of them fought without looking at the venue and even pushed down the clothes hangers in a row!
"Oops!" The boy's eyes turned to the shopkeeper, but he was startled if he didn't look at it!
The beautiful and fashionable female painting style suddenly turned into a seriously irritating female King Kong. The young man's heart was pounding and he didn't know what to do. He stared at the female King Kong with wide eyes and threw his brothers out one by one. It was me, only Ren Shang was really too smart to quit the shop early.
The shopkeeper was kind and didn't let them lose money. They wanted to help the hanger, but the shopkeeper refused because the group of guys would start working again.So everyone set out on the road again.
"Xiao Liu, it's your fault. You gave birth to a baby outside and brought it back. We are not lions and tigers who will eat him. But it is right to guard against Xiao Si. After all, there are pedophiles."
"Hey, I'm only in love with girls. You look at the little boy from Xiaoliu's family with a paralyzed face..." The fourth child stared at Hong Xiaoyue, then at Ren Shang who was holding him, "I wipe, no It’s not long since the child was born, why is he so old! Oh no, he’s such a big man, he’s even learned to have a paralyzed face!”
The young man heard the sound and went to look, exclaiming: "Really! Ren Shang, Hong Xiaoyue is really getting bigger and bigger, and she looks a bit like you..."
Ren Shang looked at Hong Xiaoyue who was staring at the front blankly, he frowned and looked at the young man, and said, "You hug."
"Oh, I don't want it, he will bite me—" Ren Shang had already given the doll to him in the refusal, but the moment he entered his arms, the motor started to bite again!
"Ahhhhhhh... why does the dead child keep biting me!" The boy turned around and pushed Hong Xiaoyue into Ke Shen's arms with a serious and quiet face.
Maybe Hong Xiaoyue really had a grudge against the young man. He got into Ke Shen's arms, and he stopped making trouble in an instant, and his smiling face was extremely serious.
He was not moved by the boy making faces at him.
……………………Why!Why!
"Why is it like a different person in the arms of the adoptive father! Ren Shang, the boss, and the old lady just now, he is very quiet in your arms!" Two weeks!
"Hey, did you like to bite when you were young?" Ren Shang suddenly asked the boy.
"Oh, me..." The boy thought for a while, "It seems to be..."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." The second child.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." The third child.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." The fourth child.
Fifth child: "..."
After they laughed, Ren Shang said, "Don't blame me, Hong Xiaoyue should be learning the character of everyone who hugged him. My indifference, Ke Shen's seriousness, the old lady's quietness, your bad habits. "
"Ci'ao! Brother Ren Shang didn't expect you to admit that you are indifferent!" The third child complained, and then the fourth child squeezed his chin and said, "Let's try it too. My mother said that I loved to laugh when I was young, and I loved to laugh." Crawling around, boss, give me the brat."
Ke Shen handed Hong Xiaoyue to him, and as expected, Hong Xiaoyue came into his arms laughing, and climbed like a tree on the head of the fourth child.Hong Xiaoyue should be eight or nine decimeters at this time, and the weight has also increased. The heavy fourth child screamed, and then forced the doll to the fifth child.
The fifth child always looks like he has not woken up. He is the same height as the fourth child, 1.7 meters tall, and his height does not exceed 1.8 meters. He is very thin and looks very weak.The child fell into his arms, and his body couldn't stand it and he fell back heavily. Only when the third child hugged him, he barely stood up straight.
The fourth child shook his head and swung his arms, sighing, "It's so heavy to hold a baby."
"Well, Hong Xiaoyue fell asleep!" The young man looked down at the sleeping little devil, with a smile on his face, "Isn't she cute when she sleeps, her eyelashes are so long."
The corner of the third child's mouth was lightly curled up, and he rubbed the fifth child who had a listless face with his big hand, and said with a smile: "What Ren Shang said can be proven to be correct, the fifth child was like this when he was a child, falling asleep while sitting on a swing Yes, it's worrying."
Brothers in 611 know that the third child and the fifth child belong to the same community, and the fourth child often jokes with the third child because of this, saying that he is destined to be the man who will spend the rest of his life with the fifth child.Because the third child is often dumped by his girlfriend, but the fifth child follows him every day, like a tail, really forcing people to make a fuss.
"Hey, I still want to see when the third child and the second child were young, the fifth child gave the red moon to the third child." The fourth child shouted at the fifth child. "No!" The third and second child refused at the same time.
If there is something tricky, there must be something tricky!The young man looked at the two people who refused jokingly, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, don't you dare? The fourth child, let's go together!"
Old Sixie smiled and said yes, but at this time Ren Shang took Hong Xiaoyue away, he said coldly: "Don't make trouble, it should be to find Yinhe now."
"Ren Shang is right, Xiaoliu, as a father, you don't even know the basics of raising XingXiu spirits, how can you still find some fun here? Our top priority should be to find Yinhe and ask about the parenting outline." The old man Er said, pushing his glasses seriously.
"Huh~~ You should run away from the second child, and the third child, look, we two will definitely catch a good time to expose your dark childhood history to the world! Right, the fourth child." The young man said to himself.
The fourth child nodded and replied, "Isn't this necessary!"
☆, The hero is just making complaints?
The pervert in the second season is about to enter the police station! (two)
"Hey, having said that, why did you run away?" the boy asked strangely.
The fourth child replied: "Because both of you have asked for leave, we are worried that the boss will rape you, so we also come here."
"Nonsense, I have a normal relationship with the boss!" The boy frowned while shaking the fourth brother's shoulder.
The dizzy fourth child said slowly, "Six hits, don't be shy, just admit it."
"Admit that fart! I won't tell you anymore, go back and take your college entrance examination! I will go to the police station to find Yinhe!" The young man was furious, he pushed the fourth child away, grabbed Hong Xiaoyue with one hand, and rushed straight forward .In fact, he did it to cover up the inexplicable honey red on his face...
"Um... Liu smashed his hair." The fourth child frowned and looked at the crowd.
Ke Shen looked at the figure of the young man in front of him, and said, "You all go back, I will take care of this matter." Ke Shen was talking about all of them, but Ren Shang had no intention of being on the same team with them at all. After the young man ran away, he just After a pause for a few seconds, he quickly followed up with the boy.
Everyone stared at Ren Shang who was going away, the second child pushed the glasses and said: "Regardless of Ren Shang, we will not go back, Boss, we all know that you are too interested in Yinhe and Xiaozheng, we Quite interested, right?" The second child glanced at the third and fourth child.
The third child said, "Well, of course!"
The third child ran forward after finishing speaking, and the fifth, second, and fourth children also followed. The fourth child came back after running, and he greeted his boss: "Boss, if you don't run, you can't catch up." We lost our way later, we didn't bring our mobile phone."
After he finished speaking, he ran forward to chase his team.
With a serious face, Ke Shen thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he really liked getting lost.So he followed suit.
Everyone chased me and finally came to the police station.Ke Shen approached the policeman who took Yinhe away last night and asked him if Yinhe was still at the police station.
The young policeman said that the man had done nothing wrong, and that the kids he had were so rowdy that he let him go last night.
"Ah..." The boy sat down on the chair in frustration, and put Hong Xiaoyue on the seat beside him.
Hong Xiaoyue seems to have grown taller again, the boy can no longer hold him, and the little guy is not as fussy as before, but he is a little restless, and the little finger keeps fiddling with the boy's big hand.
Ren Shang sat beside Hong Xiaoyue staring at the ground without speaking.
The fourth child observed Ren Shang, slapped the third child beside him, and whispered, "Third child, do you think Ren Shang likes Xiao Liu, otherwise why does he always follow Xiao Liu?"
The third child looked at the fourth child with disgust, and he said: "You are not crooked after all, no rotten girl is as crooked as you are."
The fourth child, who was complained about, immediately raised his voice and retorted: "Ha, why am I so crooked, it's because I have good observation skills, okay!"
"Don't quarrel, both of you," Ke Shen turned his head and continued to say to the policeman, "Brother Policeman, you should have recorded the young man's home address, right?"
The third child said to the fourth child in a low voice: "Fourth child, do you think that the eldest brother is stupid? How can he have an address if he says he is not from Earth?"
The fourth child pouted his lips, curled his eyebrows, and said, "The police won't let you go if you don't leave your address."
"Yes, but I'm sorry, we can't tell you the address of the residents, this is privacy." The policeman said to Ke Shen friendly.
The third child was surprised and said, "Well, there really are."
The fourth child looked proud and said: "It's always played like this on TV."
"The two of you are really a harmonious couple." The second child on the side laughed.
The fourth child who was ridiculed originally wanted to refute, but suddenly with a look of enlightenment on his face, he tiptoed to the second child and said in a low voice: "Hey, second child, doesn't your father work in the police station? Can you go through the back door?" Bar."
"No, because my dad is from the fire department and he is an upright officer. Also...if I let my dad know that I am here at this moment, he will definitely twist my ears and throw me back to school .”
The third child chuckled in a low voice: "I really want to see that scene~"
"Get out, I don't want to die!" said the second child, pushing the two of them away with his palm.
At this time, Ren Shang stood up suddenly, he called the policeman to a place where there was no one else, and took out his mobile phone to communicate with the policeman.
"Hey, what are you doing Ren Shang?" the third child said.
"Who knows..." Second child.
"Could it be through the back door?" The fourth child.
"Ci'ao, what do you think of the Chinese police! Go through the back door and get out of your head!" Second child.
"Certainly, not all the police are as upright as your father. Besides, sometimes it is correct to disclose information, like us now!" the fourth child said.
The three of them were chattering non-stop, when they came back.Ren Shang sat where he was, and the policeman entered an office.
The boy asked him, "What were you doing just now?"
Ren Shang glanced at Hong Xiaoyue and said, "Ask for the address."
"He will tell you!?" The young man looked at Ren Shang strangely.Ren Shang replied: "Yes."
Boy: "Oh!"
Fourth child: "Hahaha!"
Third child: "Uh!"
Second child: "Ah!"
Boss and fifth child: "..."
That's right, that's true, but after a while, the policeman just took a picture of a string of addresses to show Ren Shang, and Ren Shang sent the pictures to his mobile phone, and then he will show the pictures to everyone, he asked: "Do you know This place, I don’t know much about this city.”
Everyone who was originally surprised looked like they were going to fly in surprise the next moment they saw the photo!
[-], [-], [-], [-], and [-] said in unison: "I know!"
The boy looked at the address on the phone in surprise, Ma Da, don't you know, this is his home!
"Xiao Liu, don't worry, we'll go to your house now." The fourth child comforted.
"Yes, besides, Yinhe is a little more nervous and has no combat effectiveness." The third child said.
The boy nodded and just took a step out when suddenly a hand behind him pulled him back.
Um! ?
Just when the boy was wondering who pulled him, Ke Shen said behind him: "Xiao Liu, your mother still has an afro, right?"
"Afro... um, yeah, what's wrong?" the boy asked strangely.
"We shouldn't go to your house..." The fifth child who didn't exist suddenly spoke, "Auntie has brought Yinhe here."
ha? !
The young man looked up at the street, and as expected, the valiant heroine was pulling the ear of the young man with colorful hair, walking slowly towards the gate of the police station...
Fuck!Fuck! Why! why!How could my mother come here!I'm still in women's clothing!
The young man pushed away Ke Shen who was pulling the clothes on his back in astonishment, surprised and terrified: "What should I do!"
"Hide!" said the fourth child.
"That?" The boy asked.
"Trash can!" The fourth child said.
"Get lost!" The third child solemnly rejected the words of the fourth child, "The drawer is the hiding place for the correct solution!"
"Get out!" The second child also solemnly rejected the words of the third child, "Is a drawer a place that can be stuffed, it should be a big wardrobe!"
"Nimma, are you planning to hide pornographic books!" The boy gritted his teeth, wanting to slap them to death!
Ke Shen said, "Go to the bathroom!"
One word awakened the dreamer, four, three, and two nodded in agreement, and the teenager rushed into the bathroom.At this time, his mother also stepped into the gate of the police station.
"Yo, hello, auntie~" the third child stepped forward to say hello.
Seeing them frowning, the teenager's mother asked, "Why are you making trouble at the police station when you're not in class? Where's Shao Yan?"
"Shao Yan, he's studying hard in school." The youngest boy, Mai Hei, had a bright smile on his face, and the young mother had an expression of disbelief: "Still lying to your aunt, you all know him, right?"
The guy she was talking about was the pouting, wronged Yinhe.Seeing the grievance of the acquaintance, Yinhe said: "Hello, Shao Yan's mother made very spicy dumplings, I lost so badly... woo woo woo."
Why
Everyone complained in their hearts, why did they talk about dumplings again, hey! ?
On the other hand, the boy was holding the door of the men's room and looking in the direction of everyone, but because of the bodies of his brothers, he couldn't see his mother and Yinhe at all.
Suddenly, a child tugged at the corner of his skirt, "Brother, I want to go to the bathroom."
Go up if you want to!What are you looking for?
The young man looked at his thigh inexplicably. A young lady in a black suit of children's clothing was biting his thumb, with tears glistening in his eyes, pitiful and cute!
"Brother, didn't you see that brother is wearing a skirt, you have to go to the bathroom by yourself." The young man pinched the kid's fair face pityingly.
"Brother, why don't you go with me, I won't take off my pants..."
The young man looked at the cute doll and the expensive clothes on his body, thinking that he should be a son of a rich family, the one who was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, he would really not take his pants back.
"Uh, well, for the sake of being so cute."
In other words, I am so cute in a skirt, so I can be recognized as a man! ?
The existence of ghosts in the second season ①
"Oh... my head hurts..." Shao Yan whispered, and slowly opened his eyelids, and the scene that caught his eyes was indeed a hazy scene. He rubbed his eyes to see that the thing in front of him turned out to be the top of the bathroom wall. .
Then his ears began to hear the sound of the faucet flushing, the sound of footsteps, and human voices.He glanced around but couldn't see a single person. He wondered why he had been looking at the roof for a week?
Uh……
He suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be stepping on the floor!
He turned his head hastily, and the scene that entered his eyes turned out to be the panorama of the bathroom!It turns out that he is floating in the void at this moment!
Uh, what happened to me! ?
The young man looked at his two hands in astonishment, he thought for a while, and the last time he became conscious was——
It was in the separate small bathroom. At that time, he had helped Xiao Zhengtai untie his pants and was waiting for him outside. Suddenly, he found that Hong Xiaoyue had followed him into the bathroom after learning to walk.Hong Xiaoyue was biting the corner of her skirt, all the men in the bathroom looked at him, he smiled awkwardly and said that he and his younger brother were role-playing anime characters, and only then did he eliminate most people's strange eyes.When he just picked up Hong Xiaoyue, the little Zhengtai suddenly called him in, saying that he saw something strange. When he went in with Hong Xiaoyue in his arms, he didn't see anything, thinking that the child had too much brain and had hallucinations , then closed the door and prepared to pull up the pants for the child.But when he closed the door, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he was just floating like this after waking up.
"Help! I'm tied up, no, I... I don't know why I'm floating on the roof! I'm afraid of heights, please help me put it down!"
Shao Yang yelled for a long time, but no one paid attention to him, each doing his own thing, as if he didn't have a world at all.
"Eh...why are you ignoring me?" Shao Yan seemed to be floating in the air forever, floating in the air underground.
"Hey, brother, you're awake."
Shao Yan was making faces in front of a bald man, when he suddenly heard the voice of a little boy, the voice had a feeling of deja vu to him, he suddenly turned his head, and saw the little Zhengtai in black nobleman's clothes facing his own The direction floated over.
Shao Yan hurriedly floated in front of the little boy, leaning his body in the void and asked him: "Are we invisible?"
The little boy frowned and asked, "Brother, what is invisibility?"
"It means that others can't see us. Judging from our situation, we are not only invisible, but also upgraded to a flying person!" Shao Yan nodded solemnly.
"Well, although I don't know what my brother is talking about, but I always think it's so cool!" The boy grinned silly.
Shao Yang felt more and more proud. Not only did he get to know strange creatures from the universe, but he also learned the invisibility and flying skills. He sighed in his heart and felt that he would save the earth in this life!
"Where's my son?" Shao Yan suddenly remembered that his own son had arrived, that naughty and cute kid like himself——when he knew that Hong Xiaoyue's biting problem was because he had imitated his own childhood quirks, Shao Yan brazenly praised him Hong Xiaoyue's problem with biting people is because she is innocent and lively.
"Did brother mean the younger brother with red hair? I know, he's just outside with my daddy."
"Souga (is that right? It's a homonym in Japanese), it's good that my friend is also outside, let's go out." Shao Yan said it nicely, but his heart was full of bad thoughts!
With such high-end skills, how could they not bully them well!
Shao Yanxie smiled with an evil black cloud on his forehead. He took the little boy's hand and walked through the passage to the police station. He saw Hong Xiaoyue floating beside Ren Shang, wagging his red tail and fiery red head in the air. floating in the air.
"Tsk, the growth rate of XingXiu Ling is comparable to that of a virus. It has grown to be five or six years old in just a few days, and its hair has never been cut since birth. It really looks like a character in a cartoon." Shao Yang shook his red tail, I couldn't help sighing in my heart: "Unexpectedly, there is really Two-dimensional in this world, I must find out the secret of Hong Xiaoyue's eyes, and then become the first human being in the world to enter Two-dimensional, and become a partner with Luffy , become a man like Shanks!"
"But brother, why does my papa ignore me?" The little boy let go of Shao Yan's mobile game and turned to Hong Xiaoyue.
Shao Yan came back from the fantasy, "Because you are invisible, so you... it's dad. Can you pronounce it more accurately, my kid? Well, the invisibility technique doesn't seem to block the sound."
As Shao Yang was speaking, she saw the little boy had come to Hong Xiaoyue's buttocks, Hong Xiaoyue suddenly turned her head, learned the same indifferent eyes as Ren Shang, glanced at herself, then at the little boy, and then said nothing Said kicked the little boy in the leg.
Ugh!
The two children will fight no matter how they come up!
The little boy didn't show weakness even when he was attacked, he pinched Hong Xiaoyue's wrist with both hands, trying to push Hong Xiaoyue down with all his strength.Hong Xiaoyue didn't show any weakness, and resisted him stubbornly with strength in her arms.
Of the two children, Hong Xiaoyue was shorter, but his strength was not weak, and he was about to push the little boy to the ground. Only then did Shao Yang come back to his senses and hurriedly separated the two of them.
Shao Yan grabbed one with each hand, and the two of them stopped moving, but the two children were equally stubborn and stared at each other.Shao Yan looked at the two with a smile and said: "Oh, I said you, you usually bite me and don't say anything, how can you still bully the little brother, how can a man who is a star spirit bully the little son of the earth casually?" Right!" Shao Yan scolded Hong Xiaoyue, while Hong Xiaoyue rolled her black eyes and stared at Shao Yang, her mouth pouted like a duckling's.Ridiculous and cute.
The little boy was pouting at first, but when he heard Shao Yan talking about XingXiu Ling, his expression suddenly turned into confusion: "Brother, you are also XingXiu Ling? Me too."
"Hey!" Shao Yan looked at the little boy in surprise, "Really!"
"Yes, I am a black hole, and the most handsome man is my father and the one I like~" The little boy pointed to the man with star-like hair, and two small red clouds covered his face.
Shao Yang knew that man, he was being surrounded by his brothers and Ren Shang on the seat, with a bright smile on his face, he looked heartless and scheming.
"Yinhe! It's your father!" Shao Yan glanced at Yinhe and then turned to stare at the little boy who called himself a black hole, super surprised!
"Yes~" Black Hole smiled silly.
The three people floating in the void like ghosts, no matter what they do, Yinhe and the others can't feel it.
Ren Shang asked Yinhe: "Since you are the master of the galaxy, you should know a lot about human beings raising star spirits, right?"
Yinhe was sitting in the first row of seats, Ke Shen and Ren Shang sandwiched him in the middle, 611 jokers were sitting in the back row, and Shao Yan's mother was sitting in the other side of the seat with her hands on her chest and her face expressionless. watching them.
"Uh, Brother Sun didn't teach you these things, what about my little nephew?"
"Followed his new father to the bathroom, Yinhe, you can watch your nephew anytime, please tell me the question Ren Shang asked you just now." The fourth child pointed to Ren Shang and said to Yinhe.
"Hey, didn't you guys say I was crazy yesterday, why do you believe me again today?" Yin Yin grinned provocatively.
"Yesterday is yesterday, today is today, what happened yesterday cannot be compared with what happened today." Ke Shen said seriously.
"Ha, you bastard, before we finished fighting yesterday, two fat guys came and took me away, let's continue now~" Yin Yin invited Ke Shen with a smile, and Ke Shen showed an evil intention He smiled and replied, "Actually, that's why I came here, but it won't be too late for us to fight after you finish talking."
"Okay, I'll spread the word to you little bastards~" Yin Yin put away his smirk on his face, and suddenly became serious, "You humans raise the spirits, the main purpose is to input energy for the little spirits to grow. Red Both Xiaoyue and your friend have a red tail on their buttocks, can't you see it?"
Ren Shang didn't speak, Ke Shen said, "I didn't see the tail, but I saw something similar to a magic mark."
"The tail can't be seen because of the spiritual spell, except for the boy, humans on earth can't see it. As for the red seal, Hong Xiaoyue and the boy you mentioned must have been separated for a while, and the distance between the two is very far away." So that the energy transmission track breaks in the air, forcing the tail to wilt. Their tail is just like the umbilical cord connecting your human mother to the baby in the womb. If the distance between the two is too far beyond the invisible channel of energy transmission between the tails, then the tail is like The severed umbilical cord slowly shrinks, and of course what I mean by shrinkage is discoloration, leaving behind the navel, which is the red mark."
Shao Yan, who listened carefully like everyone else, nodded, and whispered in his mouth: "So that's the case, it's almost the same as what Ren Shang guessed."
"Hey, wait a minute, then how can Ren Shang see my tail?" Shao Yan suddenly realized the question he was about to ask.
☆, The hero is just making complaints?
The existence of ghosts in the second season②
Shao Yang looked at Ren Shang, Junyi's face was seven parts mature and three parts childish, and he had been quietly watching the Milky Way.Shao Yan is very strange, isn't Ren Shang not surprised that he can see the tail?
After Yinhe finished answering, Ren Shang said again: "Then, the host spirit is fostered on the earth and has a foster relationship with human beings. Does it mean that its personality will copy the adopter?"
"Well, yes. The earth once told me that the growth rate of the host spirit and the human beings' foster relationship quickly increased to a hundred times that of the original one. At the same time, the host spirit would also copy the thoughts of the humans who came into contact with it."
"Wow, if a prescient spirit recognizes Hitler as his adoptive father, then your universe will be in chaos!" The third child suddenly said in surprise.
"Well, Hitler, I know, it caused the second... or the first world war on the earth. You people on earth are too good at fighting, I don't remember clearly. Anyway, just you black-faced brother said If so, some star spirits in the Milky Way also had such doubts, but in the end no one questioned it.
Because copying the adopter's character will not affect the future thought development of Suling at all.Even if the worst people come to raise the Su Ling, after the Su Ling returns to the Su Ling School, their vigor will be shaved, and their thoughts will be completely perfected. "
"Black face..." The third child looked at the ceiling with a pair of dead fish eyes, and the fifth child rubbed his back comfortingly.
"Ah, your teaching courses are too scary, even scarier than our college entrance examination." The fourth child held his face in horror.
"Ha, strict teachers produce high-quality apprentices, and colleges produce talents." Yinhe turned around with a smile and patted the fourth child on the head, telling him with his eyes, you are too young to understand the way of survival in the world.
Ke Shen smiled at the front, and said: "Oh, it is true that the so-called strict teachers produce high-quality students and talents from colleges and universities, but the rebels will never be zero. There will definitely be guys who can mess up your spirit world, but It’s just that it hasn’t appeared yet before the time comes.” Shao Yan, who was floating in front of Ke Shen at this time, could clearly see the disdainful smile of his boss’s smile.
"Where there is oppression, there will be resistance, and where there is darkness, there will be light." Lao Wu said leisurely.
Yinhe clicked his tongue, and said in disgust: "Oh, let me tell you, you mere earth high school students still want to criticize the teaching plan that our predecessors of the stars have studied!"
"I really didn't expect it," the second child pinched his chin inscrutablely, "
Her old man seemed to like children very much, as if she was coaxing her own grandson in her arms.
Ke Shen, who had his child taken away, didn't feel at all. He continued to talk to the boy: "Don't the elders call you grandma?"
"It should be called grandma!" The boy retorted immediately.
"Hey, you two are still children, you have to make up your mind about this address!" The old woman yelled at them, and then continued to tease Hong Xiaoyue in her arms.
It's strange to say that Hong Xiaoyue didn't cry or make trouble when she was hugged by Ren Shang, she didn't cry or make trouble when Ke Shen pulled her hair, and she didn't cry or make trouble when she was hugged by a strange old lady. Sang gnawed and bit.The young man also noticed this, looked at Hong Xiaoyue strangely, ignored the serious problem of "the couple", and asked his boss: "Boss, can you see something strange about Hong Xiaoyue's ass?"
Biting me and gnawing me may be because you like me, but you don’t complain about that red tail wagging, is it because you can’t see it...
"He's not wearing underwear."
I spray!
Nima, what you said with a serious face is a joke!
"Uh..." The boss can't see the tail, and these passers-by and old ladies can't see the tail...Only Ren Shang and I can see it, so strange...
In other words, Hong Xiaoyue came to me only two days ago. I remember that at the beginning it was only the size of a five or six-month-old baby, but now it is as big as a two-year-old child...
Thinking about it, the young man glanced at the scattered passers-by who were standing and watching, but the eyes of these passers-by were very strange. They discussed in a low voice:
Homosexuality... Why is the child's hair red... Maybe it was dyed, both fathers wear earrings on their ears, the whole family is bad... But Gong is so handsome, and he is very tender, but I really like Gong ah! ...That's right, Gong's serious face is so cute, but it's a pity that he's gay...
There was a lot of talk, both good and bad.
"Grandma, give the child to me. I am a friend of the child's father." Ren Shang who came over pointed to Ke Shen, "If possible, can you teach us how to raise this child?"
Damn, what the hell is the child's father!
I'm the father, okay? Why are you pointing at him!
"Oh, I can give it." The old lady handed the obedient Hong Xiaoyue to Ren Shang, "To raise a child, you need a mother. You men are not careful enough."
The old woman took the surprised boy by the hand, "You must be a tomboy, my granddaughter always wears boy's clothes like you, how pretentious is she? Girls should be quiet and change first." Is the girl's clothes and milk not enough? I guess it's because of your skinny chest. "
The old woman said she was about to touch it with her fingers, but the boy screamed and immediately covered his chest with both hands.
The old lady smiled and slowly withdrew her hand, and said, "You little girl has a good concept of chastity, um, it's good, don't touch it if you don't touch it, go to the supermarket and buy some milk powder for the child to feed first, the child's father will come over !"
Ke Shen asked and responded, "Grandma, tell me."
"Well, you can buy some small grass carp, goose eggs, and milk-promoting food to supplement your daughter-in-law. If you get fat, you must feed her fat! Also, don't make your daughter-in-law tired. That's fine. I think your baby is growing well. Be obedient, do as I say, and you will be able to keep the milk upright in a few days!"
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The young man stared at the warm-hearted old woman dumbfounded, what the fuck are you doing?I don't even know how to complain!
"Well, thank you grandma for teaching me, daughter-in-law, let's go shopping for clothes first."
"Fuck, Ke Shen, we are not in the same dimension! You even agreed to fall!"
"Xu, daughter-in-law, let's go." So Ke Shen took a certain boy away forcibly, and the case of forced undressing in a women's clothing store happened~
When will you be able to go to the police station in the second season?
Women's clothing, as the name suggests, is worn by girls, how does it feel for boys to wear it?the answer is--
"Yo, Xiaoliu, it's quite suitable for you to wear women's clothing. How about going on a date with third brother in a few days~"
It was the third child who was speaking, and he cast a playful glance at the boy's snow-white skirt, put his arm on the boy's right shoulder, and shouted at the fifth child who was opposite, "Fifth child, quickly take a picture with your phone!"
"Oh, Xiao Liu, you are still playing with women's clothes, it's too cliché... With your body, you can wear a girl's dress, hahahaha, Xiao Liu, quickly change into a girl's dress, the third child will date you on Saturdays, and I will cover you on weekends! "The fourth child didn't know where he came from, and put his hand on the young man's left shoulder, counting the time solemnly.
"Ahhh, why are you here!" The young man was astonished and annoyed as if he was eating mustard from a cake. He pushed a man away with one hand and walked back to the changing room in a few strides, shouting: "Bastard Ke Shen, hurry up!" Get my clothes!!!"
And the boss of his family, with a straight face, pulled the fourth child with one hand and the third child with the other hand, and suddenly dragged them towards him. Suddenly, the smoke and dust billowed up, and the wailing sound in the shop was unprecedented. Appear.
That's right, it was a fight, the boy had already taken off his skirt in the changing room, and was anxious why his boss didn't get him his clothes, when he heard the ghosts crying and howling of the third and fourth, he hurriedly put on the skirt and opened the door , Seeing a cloud of wolf smoke, the owner of the shop stretched out his hands with a messy face, as if hesitating whether to persuade the fight.
The young man lit a candle for the shopkeeper in his heart, walked to Renshang, the Wannian Gao Leng Wang who was holding Hong Xiaoyue, and asked, "What's wrong with them?"
"I'm fighting for you." Suddenly a sentence appeared in the boy's ear, it was the voice of the second child!
Fuck!It's second time!
The boy looked at the fake Wenqing who was sticking to his ear in the 611 dormitory with an expression of eating shit.
"Crack——" the shutter sound of the claw machine's camera!
The young man stretched out his scissors hands at the speed of light, and rushed towards the camera with a fishy and mentally retarded smile.
I muttered in my heart: "Ci'ao, the slow motion of the fifth brother is only filmed now. I don't know if my anxious and messy expression has been photographed. It's better not!" ? ?
clap clap-
The sound of metal hitting the floor resounded in the ears of the young man and the others. The young man turned his head to look at Nima, and the three of them fought without looking at the venue and even pushed down the clothes hangers in a row!
"Oops!" The boy's eyes turned to the shopkeeper, but he was startled if he didn't look at it!
The beautiful and fashionable female painting style suddenly turned into a seriously irritating female King Kong. The young man's heart was pounding and he didn't know what to do. He stared at the female King Kong with wide eyes and threw his brothers out one by one. It was me, only Ren Shang was really too smart to quit the shop early.
The shopkeeper was kind and didn't let them lose money. They wanted to help the hanger, but the shopkeeper refused because the group of guys would start working again.So everyone set out on the road again.
"Xiao Liu, it's your fault. You gave birth to a baby outside and brought it back. We are not lions and tigers who will eat him. But it is right to guard against Xiao Si. After all, there are pedophiles."
"Hey, I'm only in love with girls. You look at the little boy from Xiaoliu's family with a paralyzed face..." The fourth child stared at Hong Xiaoyue, then at Ren Shang who was holding him, "I wipe, no It’s not long since the child was born, why is he so old! Oh no, he’s such a big man, he’s even learned to have a paralyzed face!”
The young man heard the sound and went to look, exclaiming: "Really! Ren Shang, Hong Xiaoyue is really getting bigger and bigger, and she looks a bit like you..."
Ren Shang looked at Hong Xiaoyue who was staring at the front blankly, he frowned and looked at the young man, and said, "You hug."
"Oh, I don't want it, he will bite me—" Ren Shang had already given the doll to him in the refusal, but the moment he entered his arms, the motor started to bite again!
"Ahhhhhhh... why does the dead child keep biting me!" The boy turned around and pushed Hong Xiaoyue into Ke Shen's arms with a serious and quiet face.
Maybe Hong Xiaoyue really had a grudge against the young man. He got into Ke Shen's arms, and he stopped making trouble in an instant, and his smiling face was extremely serious.
He was not moved by the boy making faces at him.
……………………Why!Why!
"Why is it like a different person in the arms of the adoptive father! Ren Shang, the boss, and the old lady just now, he is very quiet in your arms!" Two weeks!
"Hey, did you like to bite when you were young?" Ren Shang suddenly asked the boy.
"Oh, me..." The boy thought for a while, "It seems to be..."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." The second child.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." The third child.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." The fourth child.
Fifth child: "..."
After they laughed, Ren Shang said, "Don't blame me, Hong Xiaoyue should be learning the character of everyone who hugged him. My indifference, Ke Shen's seriousness, the old lady's quietness, your bad habits. "
"Ci'ao! Brother Ren Shang didn't expect you to admit that you are indifferent!" The third child complained, and then the fourth child squeezed his chin and said, "Let's try it too. My mother said that I loved to laugh when I was young, and I loved to laugh." Crawling around, boss, give me the brat."
Ke Shen handed Hong Xiaoyue to him, and as expected, Hong Xiaoyue came into his arms laughing, and climbed like a tree on the head of the fourth child.Hong Xiaoyue should be eight or nine decimeters at this time, and the weight has also increased. The heavy fourth child screamed, and then forced the doll to the fifth child.
The fifth child always looks like he has not woken up. He is the same height as the fourth child, 1.7 meters tall, and his height does not exceed 1.8 meters. He is very thin and looks very weak.The child fell into his arms, and his body couldn't stand it and he fell back heavily. Only when the third child hugged him, he barely stood up straight.
The fourth child shook his head and swung his arms, sighing, "It's so heavy to hold a baby."
"Well, Hong Xiaoyue fell asleep!" The young man looked down at the sleeping little devil, with a smile on his face, "Isn't she cute when she sleeps, her eyelashes are so long."
The corner of the third child's mouth was lightly curled up, and he rubbed the fifth child who had a listless face with his big hand, and said with a smile: "What Ren Shang said can be proven to be correct, the fifth child was like this when he was a child, falling asleep while sitting on a swing Yes, it's worrying."
Brothers in 611 know that the third child and the fifth child belong to the same community, and the fourth child often jokes with the third child because of this, saying that he is destined to be the man who will spend the rest of his life with the fifth child.Because the third child is often dumped by his girlfriend, but the fifth child follows him every day, like a tail, really forcing people to make a fuss.
"Hey, I still want to see when the third child and the second child were young, the fifth child gave the red moon to the third child." The fourth child shouted at the fifth child. "No!" The third and second child refused at the same time.
If there is something tricky, there must be something tricky!The young man looked at the two people who refused jokingly, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, don't you dare? The fourth child, let's go together!"
Old Sixie smiled and said yes, but at this time Ren Shang took Hong Xiaoyue away, he said coldly: "Don't make trouble, it should be to find Yinhe now."
"Ren Shang is right, Xiaoliu, as a father, you don't even know the basics of raising XingXiu spirits, how can you still find some fun here? Our top priority should be to find Yinhe and ask about the parenting outline." The old man Er said, pushing his glasses seriously.
"Huh~~ You should run away from the second child, and the third child, look, we two will definitely catch a good time to expose your dark childhood history to the world! Right, the fourth child." The young man said to himself.
The fourth child nodded and replied, "Isn't this necessary!"
☆, The hero is just making complaints?
The pervert in the second season is about to enter the police station! (two)
"Hey, having said that, why did you run away?" the boy asked strangely.
The fourth child replied: "Because both of you have asked for leave, we are worried that the boss will rape you, so we also come here."
"Nonsense, I have a normal relationship with the boss!" The boy frowned while shaking the fourth brother's shoulder.
The dizzy fourth child said slowly, "Six hits, don't be shy, just admit it."
"Admit that fart! I won't tell you anymore, go back and take your college entrance examination! I will go to the police station to find Yinhe!" The young man was furious, he pushed the fourth child away, grabbed Hong Xiaoyue with one hand, and rushed straight forward .In fact, he did it to cover up the inexplicable honey red on his face...
"Um... Liu smashed his hair." The fourth child frowned and looked at the crowd.
Ke Shen looked at the figure of the young man in front of him, and said, "You all go back, I will take care of this matter." Ke Shen was talking about all of them, but Ren Shang had no intention of being on the same team with them at all. After the young man ran away, he just After a pause for a few seconds, he quickly followed up with the boy.
Everyone stared at Ren Shang who was going away, the second child pushed the glasses and said: "Regardless of Ren Shang, we will not go back, Boss, we all know that you are too interested in Yinhe and Xiaozheng, we Quite interested, right?" The second child glanced at the third and fourth child.
The third child said, "Well, of course!"
The third child ran forward after finishing speaking, and the fifth, second, and fourth children also followed. The fourth child came back after running, and he greeted his boss: "Boss, if you don't run, you can't catch up." We lost our way later, we didn't bring our mobile phone."
After he finished speaking, he ran forward to chase his team.
With a serious face, Ke Shen thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he really liked getting lost.So he followed suit.
Everyone chased me and finally came to the police station.Ke Shen approached the policeman who took Yinhe away last night and asked him if Yinhe was still at the police station.
The young policeman said that the man had done nothing wrong, and that the kids he had were so rowdy that he let him go last night.
"Ah..." The boy sat down on the chair in frustration, and put Hong Xiaoyue on the seat beside him.
Hong Xiaoyue seems to have grown taller again, the boy can no longer hold him, and the little guy is not as fussy as before, but he is a little restless, and the little finger keeps fiddling with the boy's big hand.
Ren Shang sat beside Hong Xiaoyue staring at the ground without speaking.
The fourth child observed Ren Shang, slapped the third child beside him, and whispered, "Third child, do you think Ren Shang likes Xiao Liu, otherwise why does he always follow Xiao Liu?"
The third child looked at the fourth child with disgust, and he said: "You are not crooked after all, no rotten girl is as crooked as you are."
The fourth child, who was complained about, immediately raised his voice and retorted: "Ha, why am I so crooked, it's because I have good observation skills, okay!"
"Don't quarrel, both of you," Ke Shen turned his head and continued to say to the policeman, "Brother Policeman, you should have recorded the young man's home address, right?"
The third child said to the fourth child in a low voice: "Fourth child, do you think that the eldest brother is stupid? How can he have an address if he says he is not from Earth?"
The fourth child pouted his lips, curled his eyebrows, and said, "The police won't let you go if you don't leave your address."
"Yes, but I'm sorry, we can't tell you the address of the residents, this is privacy." The policeman said to Ke Shen friendly.
The third child was surprised and said, "Well, there really are."
The fourth child looked proud and said: "It's always played like this on TV."
"The two of you are really a harmonious couple." The second child on the side laughed.
The fourth child who was ridiculed originally wanted to refute, but suddenly with a look of enlightenment on his face, he tiptoed to the second child and said in a low voice: "Hey, second child, doesn't your father work in the police station? Can you go through the back door?" Bar."
"No, because my dad is from the fire department and he is an upright officer. Also...if I let my dad know that I am here at this moment, he will definitely twist my ears and throw me back to school .”
The third child chuckled in a low voice: "I really want to see that scene~"
"Get out, I don't want to die!" said the second child, pushing the two of them away with his palm.
At this time, Ren Shang stood up suddenly, he called the policeman to a place where there was no one else, and took out his mobile phone to communicate with the policeman.
"Hey, what are you doing Ren Shang?" the third child said.
"Who knows..." Second child.
"Could it be through the back door?" The fourth child.
"Ci'ao, what do you think of the Chinese police! Go through the back door and get out of your head!" Second child.
"Certainly, not all the police are as upright as your father. Besides, sometimes it is correct to disclose information, like us now!" the fourth child said.
The three of them were chattering non-stop, when they came back.Ren Shang sat where he was, and the policeman entered an office.
The boy asked him, "What were you doing just now?"
Ren Shang glanced at Hong Xiaoyue and said, "Ask for the address."
"He will tell you!?" The young man looked at Ren Shang strangely.Ren Shang replied: "Yes."
Boy: "Oh!"
Fourth child: "Hahaha!"
Third child: "Uh!"
Second child: "Ah!"
Boss and fifth child: "..."
That's right, that's true, but after a while, the policeman just took a picture of a string of addresses to show Ren Shang, and Ren Shang sent the pictures to his mobile phone, and then he will show the pictures to everyone, he asked: "Do you know This place, I don’t know much about this city.”
Everyone who was originally surprised looked like they were going to fly in surprise the next moment they saw the photo!
[-], [-], [-], [-], and [-] said in unison: "I know!"
The boy looked at the address on the phone in surprise, Ma Da, don't you know, this is his home!
"Xiao Liu, don't worry, we'll go to your house now." The fourth child comforted.
"Yes, besides, Yinhe is a little more nervous and has no combat effectiveness." The third child said.
The boy nodded and just took a step out when suddenly a hand behind him pulled him back.
Um! ?
Just when the boy was wondering who pulled him, Ke Shen said behind him: "Xiao Liu, your mother still has an afro, right?"
"Afro... um, yeah, what's wrong?" the boy asked strangely.
"We shouldn't go to your house..." The fifth child who didn't exist suddenly spoke, "Auntie has brought Yinhe here."
ha? !
The young man looked up at the street, and as expected, the valiant heroine was pulling the ear of the young man with colorful hair, walking slowly towards the gate of the police station...
Fuck!Fuck! Why! why!How could my mother come here!I'm still in women's clothing!
The young man pushed away Ke Shen who was pulling the clothes on his back in astonishment, surprised and terrified: "What should I do!"
"Hide!" said the fourth child.
"That?" The boy asked.
"Trash can!" The fourth child said.
"Get lost!" The third child solemnly rejected the words of the fourth child, "The drawer is the hiding place for the correct solution!"
"Get out!" The second child also solemnly rejected the words of the third child, "Is a drawer a place that can be stuffed, it should be a big wardrobe!"
"Nimma, are you planning to hide pornographic books!" The boy gritted his teeth, wanting to slap them to death!
Ke Shen said, "Go to the bathroom!"
One word awakened the dreamer, four, three, and two nodded in agreement, and the teenager rushed into the bathroom.At this time, his mother also stepped into the gate of the police station.
"Yo, hello, auntie~" the third child stepped forward to say hello.
Seeing them frowning, the teenager's mother asked, "Why are you making trouble at the police station when you're not in class? Where's Shao Yan?"
"Shao Yan, he's studying hard in school." The youngest boy, Mai Hei, had a bright smile on his face, and the young mother had an expression of disbelief: "Still lying to your aunt, you all know him, right?"
The guy she was talking about was the pouting, wronged Yinhe.Seeing the grievance of the acquaintance, Yinhe said: "Hello, Shao Yan's mother made very spicy dumplings, I lost so badly... woo woo woo."
Why
Everyone complained in their hearts, why did they talk about dumplings again, hey! ?
On the other hand, the boy was holding the door of the men's room and looking in the direction of everyone, but because of the bodies of his brothers, he couldn't see his mother and Yinhe at all.
Suddenly, a child tugged at the corner of his skirt, "Brother, I want to go to the bathroom."
Go up if you want to!What are you looking for?
The young man looked at his thigh inexplicably. A young lady in a black suit of children's clothing was biting his thumb, with tears glistening in his eyes, pitiful and cute!
"Brother, didn't you see that brother is wearing a skirt, you have to go to the bathroom by yourself." The young man pinched the kid's fair face pityingly.
"Brother, why don't you go with me, I won't take off my pants..."
The young man looked at the cute doll and the expensive clothes on his body, thinking that he should be a son of a rich family, the one who was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, he would really not take his pants back.
"Uh, well, for the sake of being so cute."
In other words, I am so cute in a skirt, so I can be recognized as a man! ?
The existence of ghosts in the second season ①
"Oh... my head hurts..." Shao Yan whispered, and slowly opened his eyelids, and the scene that caught his eyes was indeed a hazy scene. He rubbed his eyes to see that the thing in front of him turned out to be the top of the bathroom wall. .
Then his ears began to hear the sound of the faucet flushing, the sound of footsteps, and human voices.He glanced around but couldn't see a single person. He wondered why he had been looking at the roof for a week?
Uh……
He suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be stepping on the floor!
He turned his head hastily, and the scene that entered his eyes turned out to be the panorama of the bathroom!It turns out that he is floating in the void at this moment!
Uh, what happened to me! ?
The young man looked at his two hands in astonishment, he thought for a while, and the last time he became conscious was——
It was in the separate small bathroom. At that time, he had helped Xiao Zhengtai untie his pants and was waiting for him outside. Suddenly, he found that Hong Xiaoyue had followed him into the bathroom after learning to walk.Hong Xiaoyue was biting the corner of her skirt, all the men in the bathroom looked at him, he smiled awkwardly and said that he and his younger brother were role-playing anime characters, and only then did he eliminate most people's strange eyes.When he just picked up Hong Xiaoyue, the little Zhengtai suddenly called him in, saying that he saw something strange. When he went in with Hong Xiaoyue in his arms, he didn't see anything, thinking that the child had too much brain and had hallucinations , then closed the door and prepared to pull up the pants for the child.But when he closed the door, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he was just floating like this after waking up.
"Help! I'm tied up, no, I... I don't know why I'm floating on the roof! I'm afraid of heights, please help me put it down!"
Shao Yang yelled for a long time, but no one paid attention to him, each doing his own thing, as if he didn't have a world at all.
"Eh...why are you ignoring me?" Shao Yan seemed to be floating in the air forever, floating in the air underground.
"Hey, brother, you're awake."
Shao Yan was making faces in front of a bald man, when he suddenly heard the voice of a little boy, the voice had a feeling of deja vu to him, he suddenly turned his head, and saw the little Zhengtai in black nobleman's clothes facing his own The direction floated over.
Shao Yan hurriedly floated in front of the little boy, leaning his body in the void and asked him: "Are we invisible?"
The little boy frowned and asked, "Brother, what is invisibility?"
"It means that others can't see us. Judging from our situation, we are not only invisible, but also upgraded to a flying person!" Shao Yan nodded solemnly.
"Well, although I don't know what my brother is talking about, but I always think it's so cool!" The boy grinned silly.
Shao Yang felt more and more proud. Not only did he get to know strange creatures from the universe, but he also learned the invisibility and flying skills. He sighed in his heart and felt that he would save the earth in this life!
"Where's my son?" Shao Yan suddenly remembered that his own son had arrived, that naughty and cute kid like himself——when he knew that Hong Xiaoyue's biting problem was because he had imitated his own childhood quirks, Shao Yan brazenly praised him Hong Xiaoyue's problem with biting people is because she is innocent and lively.
"Did brother mean the younger brother with red hair? I know, he's just outside with my daddy."
"Souga (is that right? It's a homonym in Japanese), it's good that my friend is also outside, let's go out." Shao Yan said it nicely, but his heart was full of bad thoughts!
With such high-end skills, how could they not bully them well!
Shao Yanxie smiled with an evil black cloud on his forehead. He took the little boy's hand and walked through the passage to the police station. He saw Hong Xiaoyue floating beside Ren Shang, wagging his red tail and fiery red head in the air. floating in the air.
"Tsk, the growth rate of XingXiu Ling is comparable to that of a virus. It has grown to be five or six years old in just a few days, and its hair has never been cut since birth. It really looks like a character in a cartoon." Shao Yang shook his red tail, I couldn't help sighing in my heart: "Unexpectedly, there is really Two-dimensional in this world, I must find out the secret of Hong Xiaoyue's eyes, and then become the first human being in the world to enter Two-dimensional, and become a partner with Luffy , become a man like Shanks!"
"But brother, why does my papa ignore me?" The little boy let go of Shao Yan's mobile game and turned to Hong Xiaoyue.
Shao Yan came back from the fantasy, "Because you are invisible, so you... it's dad. Can you pronounce it more accurately, my kid? Well, the invisibility technique doesn't seem to block the sound."
As Shao Yang was speaking, she saw the little boy had come to Hong Xiaoyue's buttocks, Hong Xiaoyue suddenly turned her head, learned the same indifferent eyes as Ren Shang, glanced at herself, then at the little boy, and then said nothing Said kicked the little boy in the leg.
Ugh!
The two children will fight no matter how they come up!
The little boy didn't show weakness even when he was attacked, he pinched Hong Xiaoyue's wrist with both hands, trying to push Hong Xiaoyue down with all his strength.Hong Xiaoyue didn't show any weakness, and resisted him stubbornly with strength in her arms.
Of the two children, Hong Xiaoyue was shorter, but his strength was not weak, and he was about to push the little boy to the ground. Only then did Shao Yang come back to his senses and hurriedly separated the two of them.
Shao Yan grabbed one with each hand, and the two of them stopped moving, but the two children were equally stubborn and stared at each other.Shao Yan looked at the two with a smile and said: "Oh, I said you, you usually bite me and don't say anything, how can you still bully the little brother, how can a man who is a star spirit bully the little son of the earth casually?" Right!" Shao Yan scolded Hong Xiaoyue, while Hong Xiaoyue rolled her black eyes and stared at Shao Yang, her mouth pouted like a duckling's.Ridiculous and cute.
The little boy was pouting at first, but when he heard Shao Yan talking about XingXiu Ling, his expression suddenly turned into confusion: "Brother, you are also XingXiu Ling? Me too."
"Hey!" Shao Yan looked at the little boy in surprise, "Really!"
"Yes, I am a black hole, and the most handsome man is my father and the one I like~" The little boy pointed to the man with star-like hair, and two small red clouds covered his face.
Shao Yang knew that man, he was being surrounded by his brothers and Ren Shang on the seat, with a bright smile on his face, he looked heartless and scheming.
"Yinhe! It's your father!" Shao Yan glanced at Yinhe and then turned to stare at the little boy who called himself a black hole, super surprised!
"Yes~" Black Hole smiled silly.
The three people floating in the void like ghosts, no matter what they do, Yinhe and the others can't feel it.
Ren Shang asked Yinhe: "Since you are the master of the galaxy, you should know a lot about human beings raising star spirits, right?"
Yinhe was sitting in the first row of seats, Ke Shen and Ren Shang sandwiched him in the middle, 611 jokers were sitting in the back row, and Shao Yan's mother was sitting in the other side of the seat with her hands on her chest and her face expressionless. watching them.
"Uh, Brother Sun didn't teach you these things, what about my little nephew?"
"Followed his new father to the bathroom, Yinhe, you can watch your nephew anytime, please tell me the question Ren Shang asked you just now." The fourth child pointed to Ren Shang and said to Yinhe.
"Hey, didn't you guys say I was crazy yesterday, why do you believe me again today?" Yin Yin grinned provocatively.
"Yesterday is yesterday, today is today, what happened yesterday cannot be compared with what happened today." Ke Shen said seriously.
"Ha, you bastard, before we finished fighting yesterday, two fat guys came and took me away, let's continue now~" Yin Yin invited Ke Shen with a smile, and Ke Shen showed an evil intention He smiled and replied, "Actually, that's why I came here, but it won't be too late for us to fight after you finish talking."
"Okay, I'll spread the word to you little bastards~" Yin Yin put away his smirk on his face, and suddenly became serious, "You humans raise the spirits, the main purpose is to input energy for the little spirits to grow. Red Both Xiaoyue and your friend have a red tail on their buttocks, can't you see it?"
Ren Shang didn't speak, Ke Shen said, "I didn't see the tail, but I saw something similar to a magic mark."
"The tail can't be seen because of the spiritual spell, except for the boy, humans on earth can't see it. As for the red seal, Hong Xiaoyue and the boy you mentioned must have been separated for a while, and the distance between the two is very far away." So that the energy transmission track breaks in the air, forcing the tail to wilt. Their tail is just like the umbilical cord connecting your human mother to the baby in the womb. If the distance between the two is too far beyond the invisible channel of energy transmission between the tails, then the tail is like The severed umbilical cord slowly shrinks, and of course what I mean by shrinkage is discoloration, leaving behind the navel, which is the red mark."
Shao Yan, who listened carefully like everyone else, nodded, and whispered in his mouth: "So that's the case, it's almost the same as what Ren Shang guessed."
"Hey, wait a minute, then how can Ren Shang see my tail?" Shao Yan suddenly realized the question he was about to ask.
☆, The hero is just making complaints?
The existence of ghosts in the second season②
Shao Yang looked at Ren Shang, Junyi's face was seven parts mature and three parts childish, and he had been quietly watching the Milky Way.Shao Yan is very strange, isn't Ren Shang not surprised that he can see the tail?
After Yinhe finished answering, Ren Shang said again: "Then, the host spirit is fostered on the earth and has a foster relationship with human beings. Does it mean that its personality will copy the adopter?"
"Well, yes. The earth once told me that the growth rate of the host spirit and the human beings' foster relationship quickly increased to a hundred times that of the original one. At the same time, the host spirit would also copy the thoughts of the humans who came into contact with it."
"Wow, if a prescient spirit recognizes Hitler as his adoptive father, then your universe will be in chaos!" The third child suddenly said in surprise.
"Well, Hitler, I know, it caused the second... or the first world war on the earth. You people on earth are too good at fighting, I don't remember clearly. Anyway, just you black-faced brother said If so, some star spirits in the Milky Way also had such doubts, but in the end no one questioned it.
Because copying the adopter's character will not affect the future thought development of Suling at all.Even if the worst people come to raise the Su Ling, after the Su Ling returns to the Su Ling School, their vigor will be shaved, and their thoughts will be completely perfected. "
"Black face..." The third child looked at the ceiling with a pair of dead fish eyes, and the fifth child rubbed his back comfortingly.
"Ah, your teaching courses are too scary, even scarier than our college entrance examination." The fourth child held his face in horror.
"Ha, strict teachers produce high-quality apprentices, and colleges produce talents." Yinhe turned around with a smile and patted the fourth child on the head, telling him with his eyes, you are too young to understand the way of survival in the world.
Ke Shen smiled at the front, and said: "Oh, it is true that the so-called strict teachers produce high-quality students and talents from colleges and universities, but the rebels will never be zero. There will definitely be guys who can mess up your spirit world, but It’s just that it hasn’t appeared yet before the time comes.” Shao Yan, who was floating in front of Ke Shen at this time, could clearly see the disdainful smile of his boss’s smile.
"Where there is oppression, there will be resistance, and where there is darkness, there will be light." Lao Wu said leisurely.
Yinhe clicked his tongue, and said in disgust: "Oh, let me tell you, you mere earth high school students still want to criticize the teaching plan that our predecessors of the stars have studied!"
"I really didn't expect it," the second child pinched his chin inscrutablely, "
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