Network distribution circle tearing guide

In the era of Internet-based office popularization, the police sometimes only need the ID number of the person concerned to handle a case, let alone Zhuang Xiaojie's negligible traffic violation incident.Just after working hours the next day, the computer room administrator of the traffic police detachment retrieved his driver's license records from the Internet. According to the regulations, he would be deducted one point and fined 100 yuan for driving without a driver's license.

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't eat last night, and he couldn't sleep because of his hunger. When he returned from the detention center to the traffic police detachment office, he was like stepping on the pile of cotton top-heavy. I went to the street to buy some food, and when I touched my pocket, I realized that the wallet was still under the pillow in the detention room.The distance between the two places is hundreds of meters, and it takes only a few minutes to walk, but now this distance seems unattainable to him, and he may faint from hunger before walking back.

When people are in bad luck, selling salt also produces maggots.

He was dizzy, so he first looked for a place to sit down and rest his feet. As soon as his butt touched the chair, he smelled the smell of rice.This fragrance is so wonderful, like a movement composed by a master, the rich flavor of roast beef in sauce is a steady bass, the sweet rice flavor is a peaceful mid-range, and the spicy stir-fried vegetables are a lively high-pitch, with ups and downs and cadences. Absolutely, isn't it the "soul-stirring" in Cao Pi's works?"Three days around the beam" in Liezi's mouth?If the hungry refugees heard it, they would be fascinated and dance.

Zhuang Xiaojie took a deep breath greedily, trying to use this scent to suppress the gluttons in his stomach, but someone unexpectedly brought the source of the scent to his eyes.

"Are you hungry? I bought you a box of beef rice. Eat it while it's hot."

The newly dressed Xiaoxiao Yuxie stood in front of him with her head bowed, her facial features were full of red.His face was blushing, his nose was cold red, his lips were biting red, his eyes were red from a hangover, and his ears were probably red from being scolded by Zhuang Xiaojie in the air.

"How dare you fucking come to see me!"

Zhuang Xiaojie wanted to jump up and hit someone, but he was exhausted, and he developed symptoms of anemia as soon as he left his seat, so he sat down with restraint and stared at him fiercely.I don't know if it's fear, or his slightly gasping weak appearance is too seductive, Xiaoxiao Yuxie's cheeks are covered with another layer of cinnabar, she timidly moves half of her toes forward, and gently puts the boxed lunch on the seat next to him.

"Eat first, it won't taste good when it's cold."

Zhuang Xiaojie is not a martyr who would rather die than surrender. He has upheld the essence of thick black studies since he was a child. He has withstood ups and downs and endured humiliation. All actions are based on his own interests. Not to mention Xiaoxiao Yuxie begging him everywhere, even if it comes from a bowl, he will eat it. It's not wrong to eat it.However, his furry nature didn't suffocate due to excessive hunger. After seeing the situation in the lunch box, he was still picky and complained: "Why is there no coriander in this beef rice?"

He doesn't like coriander, and he never eats food containing coriander, but beef rice with coriander is the standard in the catering industry. If the store removes coriander without asking, he will be interpreted as a profiteer who cut corners and materials. This creates a feeling of being cheated.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie knew that he was difficult to serve, but she didn't know that he was so difficult to serve, so she hurriedly said: "I heard Wei Wei said that you hate coriander, so I specifically told the store not to let it go. If you want to eat it, I will go back and ask for some."

"Okay, I'll just ask casually."

Zhuang Xiaojie stopped the person who was about to run away, broke off the bamboo chopsticks and started eating.At first, he followed his usual pretentious style and tried his best to eat slowly with an elegant posture. Suddenly, he thought that his charm value in Xiaoxiao Yuxie's eyes had already exploded. Continuing to add points would definitely encourage his love. The correct way is to resolutely abandon The image lets go of blacking out, exposing his ugliness as much as possible, thus ending his obsession.So he picked up the lunch box and chomped and gorged, eating greasy mouth full of vigor, thinking that Xiaoxiao Yuxie would show a surprised and disillusioned expression, glanced from the corner of his eyes, but saw a smile on the corners of his brows and eyes, as if he was guarding a treasure, joy Longing goes straight from the eyes to the heart.

Zhuang Xiaojie got angry, and reprimanded with food in his mouth: "What the hell, have you never seen anyone eat?"

Xiaoxiaoyu hurriedly lowered her eyes and smirked: "You look so pretty when you eat."

Zhuang Xiaojie was speechless: "Is the face of this kind of refugee grabbing food good-looking?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie nodded: "You eat so deliciously, others will have an appetite after seeing it. If I were the owner of this store, I would ask you to take a photo to make a promotional poster. It will definitely increase sales."

The Meitu software installed in his mind must be a high-tech version, so that he will have a powerful filter with a makeover. Zhuang Xiaojie rolled his eyes with a sneer, and asked him: "Then look at my expression?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie smiled honestly: "Are you showing off your big eyes? No matter how hard you roll your eyes, you can't hide the dark eyes, and others may not have the same effect if they wear colored contact lenses."

Zhuang Xiaojie almost vomited, even his most die-hard fans couldn’t say such exaggerated compliments, the book said that every man and woman in love is a poet, this statement seems to be true, but poetry is neutral Poems are exquisite and unmatched poetry, and nonsense is also poetry.

"You're enough." He poked the rice ball vigorously with his chopsticks, and changed the subject quickly, "I think this box of rice is still very hot. Is this store close to here?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie said: "There is no food around here, this store is the closest, and it's half a street away."

"Half a street? Then you ordered takeaway online and asked them to deliver it in an incubator?"

"I went to the store and bought it myself."

"Impossible, it's such a cold day, and it's already cold for dinner after walking halfway down the street."

"I wrapped it in a down jacket and brought it here." Xiaoxiao Yuxie thought that she was afraid of being rejected, so she hurriedly added: "This down jacket is newly bought, and it's the first time I put it on today, and I took it off and wrapped it up, so I didn't go directly to it. Waiste."

There is no need to question the authenticity of these words, his frozen red nose is the most intuitive evidence.

The original form of love is giving. Giving for the one you like is a kind of happiness, but it is a burden for the one who passively accepts it.Zhuang Xiaojie is a pragmatist, it is normal to use calculations, but there is a prerequisite - those people are by no means kind, and using calculations to them is tantamount to doing justice for the sky.Being superstitious, he would never want to owe a good person too much, which would make him uneasy, always worried that retribution would be imminent.At this time, Xiaoxiao Yuxie's words immediately made him unable to swallow. Swearing at people and throwing bowls were all wrong choices, so he had to change the subject again.

"Where's the tail? Where did she get you last night?"

"She sent me home and went to the detention center to look for you. The guard didn't let me in, so she ran to the parking lot here and slept in that van all night. I woke up this morning and came to her and found that she was frozen sick Yes, I sent her to the hospital just now, the doctor said she was hospitalized due to acute pneumonia, I came here after I settled her down, and I have to bring her food at noon."

Zhuang Xiaojie was shocked and angry: "Did she run into the car overnight in the winter with the intention of finding death!? Did she suffer from alcohol poisoning the day before yesterday, and all her brain cells died?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie finally revealed a hint of blame, and said in a low voice: "You can't say that about her, she feels sorry to see you alone in the detention center, and wants to accompany you at a place closer."

"Then she won't find a hotel to stay in! There are so many fast food chains around here, and she won't be dragged into a corner by pimps for her good looks and beaten!"

"Why can't you put yourself in another place? You are suffering in the detention center, will she run to live in a hotel to enjoy it? Sleeping in the van overnight is just to accompany you through hardships. Tail is the person who protects you the most in Two-dimensional, so you can't respect it." Respect her?"

"Why should I respect a fool? Why are you Aries always so self-righteous, competing to play the role of the Virgin every time, regardless of whether others accept it or not, do you think it is so great and noble? Stupid is just one word, I just say once!"

Besides, Zhuang Xiaojie will definitely not be able to restrain his anger in public. In order to prevent the recurrence of yesterday's farce, he hurriedly threw the leftover boxed lunch into the trash can and said to himself in a hurry: "I want to go back to the detention center to find my wallet, and then come here to go through the formalities. Then go to the hospital and scold that idiot. Oh, no, I have to find a place to take a shower and change clothes before I go, and my whole body is so dirty that I can almost catch up with the leader of the beggar gang!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie followed him closely and asked, "You're going back to the hotel you stayed in before? Didn't you check out?"

Zhuang Xiaojie said "Yes" impatiently, remembering that his luggage was also taken away by Lao Fan, and he went to find a place to buy a change of clothes and utensils, and his wallet bleeds, he was as upset as a pile of thousands of blowflies Rotten meat, want to die.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie used to be a professional householder who hit a wall, so he didn't dare to speak rashly. It wasn't until the violations were dealt with and the two of them sat in the van again that he dared to say, as if he had fully conceived, "Why don't you go to my house?" , I have all the necessary supplies there, and it’s not far from the hospital.”

Zhuang Xiaojie was not surprised by the proposal when he looked sneaky all the way, and thought it was feasible, but he was angry and wanted to ridicule first: "All supplies are available? Apart from lubricant condoms, are there handcuffs and vibrating eggs? ?”

Xiaoxiao Yuxie's face instantly turned red like a pot of dog's blood, stammering and angry: "You, why are you so obscene, I didn't think about that at all, your defensiveness is superfluous!"

Zhuang Xiaojie sneered: "Why should I be on guard, I'm not a little girl with no strength to restrain a chicken, oh, no, you're not interested in girls, and I'm not a young lady with no strength to restrain a chicken..."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie denied it loudly: "I am not a pedophile! Those below high school are not considered!"

Soaring high pitch, he could only lose, and Zhuang Xiaojie won as soon as he opened his mouth: "I was 1 meters tall when I was in high school, I could throw 19 meters in shot put, and I could throw 91 in javelin. I was nicknamed Sasuke Uchiha on Taihe Road. , you puffy little gay even go to the gym to practice hard for ten years and you can never rape me!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie obviously couldn't handle the amount of information, and stared blankly: "... last time it was Fujiwara Takumi, this time it was Uchiha Sasuke, how many nicknames do you have?"

Zhuang Xiaojie was in a rage: "The number of nicknames proves that I have great skills. I can dance with writing and ink, and I can use knives to shoot guns. Are you not convinced?"

Vaguely understanding that he was just trying to use his tongue, Xiaoxiao Yuxie smiled like a loyal dog again: "My family is not a dragon's pond or a tiger's den, so I don't need so many battles, so I just ask you whether to go or not?"

Hmph, I'm finally smarter, I'm starting to ask questions in multiple choice sentences, but you're still far from being Lao Tzu's dog.

Zhuang Xiaojie raised his legs, showing the incomparable and arrogant demeanor when he was matched with an emperor.

"Go, get up, I'm going to visit your kennel right now."