Network distribution circle tearing guide

It was 8 o'clock in the evening, and it was pitch black outside the window, and the wind was raging like a beast that had escaped from a cage, galloping back and forth and hitting the door, shaking the frozen branches, and making clanking noises like weapons colliding.No one likes this terrible weather, unless it is a traveler like Zhuang Xiaojie who is about to miss his flight. At this moment, he can't wait to wave the flag to cheer this strange wind, so that his scheduled flight will be delayed, and maybe he can still catch up.

After get off work, the traffic police detachment gradually got rid of the busy scene of the crowded city, and there were only a few illegal drivers waiting to be dealt with in the lobby.Zhuang Xiaojie sat downcastly on the bench, and when he heard Xiaoxiao Yuxie, who was sleeping soundly behind him, snoring again, he turned around impetuously, stretched his arms over the back of the chair and patted him vigorously.The snoring subsided, the drunk man babbled, turned over and went back to sleep, Zhuang Xiaojie stared with anger, clenched his fists hard for a while, and finally sighed.

How could this guy sleep like nothing had happened, really thinking that the sky is falling and he's tall?But he is obviously taller than me. Could it be that the part above the neck is prosthetic?It is also a blessing for the country to say that this kind of people are involved in genetics, so as not to spread inferior genes and hinder us from realizing the Chinese dream...

He spent time by complaining, and when the tea in the paper cup was brewed to tasteless, there was finally a shout from the opposite office.

"Which one is Zhuang Xiaojie, it's your turn."

Zhuang Xiaojie rushed to the office in three steps at a time. There were only two police officers in the office. One was a middle-aged man with a big shoulder and a round waist.The other person who was in charge of taking notes was a beautiful girl with thick eyebrows and big eyes, with a round face, a high nose, and fair skin. Unfortunately, her expression was cold, which contrasted sharply with the boss next to her.

Zhuang Xiaojie has good communication skills, so when meeting, he first made friends, and asked with a smile, "Officer, what's your name?"

"Miangui's surname is Huang. This is my colleague Xiaobai. Please sit down."

Zhuang Xiaojie thanked his seat politely, and immediately took the time to explain: "Officer Huang, I am not driving without a license, I have a driver's license, and I didn't bring it with me on this business trip."

Superintendent Huang laughed and interrupted: "Don't worry, don't worry, we'll talk about the driver's license later, there's one more thing to figure out first, please cooperate."

The police would never gossip with people in the office. Zhuang Xiaojie had a big brain, and he immediately thought of major crimes such as "black car, possession of drugs, fake license plate".He and Xiaoxiao Yuxie are just netizens, and his three-dimensional situation is all based on his word of mouth, and he has no idea that he is a prostitute and a criminal, doing good and evil.There are all kinds of wonders in the world, maybe his uncle's farmhouse is a drug den for selling dog meat, and the so-called fruit shop is an underground arms distribution center. The Chang'an bread they are driving today may be one of the crime tools. A shocking crime is about to happen. From here the curtain is lifted...

"Officer Huang! I met that person outside online. We are not even friends. We have only met three times in total. I don't even know his real name! If he has done anything illegal, That is all irrelevant to me, please be sure to be aware of this point!"

As soon as he was in a hurry, he pleaded his innocence like a bamboo tube pouring beans. Police officer Bai recorded all these nonsense professionally. He probably felt that his performance was too bad, so he gave him a contemptuous glance after typing.

Superintendent Huang hurriedly reassured: "Don't worry, it doesn't count whether there are illegal acts or not. It depends on the facts and the evidence. That's why I ask you to cooperate with the investigation."

Zhuang Xiaojie was afraid that he would accidentally become a suspect, so his smile was a little stiff.

"Then what exactly do you want to ask? If you have something to say, please try to finish it at one time. I'm so confused all the time."

Superintendent Huang smiled and said, "It's like this. Recently, there is a prostitution gang operating in parks and express hotels near here. The gang members are all male, and the whoring and clients they target are also male."

He is concise and to the point, can Zhuang Xiaojie understand in seconds?Already vaguely guessing what the other party wanted to ask, first calm down and listen to him continue his statement.

"Originally illegal sales and prostitution should not be handled by our traffic police, but this month there have been several vicious traffic accidents in our jurisdiction, all of which are related to this gang. Most of them were drunk driving, and one was driving Engaged in sex activities on the way, resulting in a car rollover and rear-end collision. There was another case where the buyer and seller had a price negotiation. They had a fight in the car and knocked down the barrier in the middle of the road, which almost caused traffic paralysis. This incident was also published in the newspaper. I don’t know if you Have you seen it?"

Zhuang Xiaojie sneered and shook his head: "No, I just came to Beijing on a business trip and didn't pay attention to the local news. Officer Huang, if you ask this, you don't suspect that we are part of that gang?"

Superintendent Huang laughed and was still friendly and easy-going: "At first glance, you look like a decent person, and we don't want to think of you in that way, but the police are meticulous in handling cases, and the city has assigned us a task to assist in the investigation. Just do business."

Being invited into the police station for tea is unlucky enough, but now that he is involved in gay gangs prostitution and prostitution for no reason, why doesn't Zhuang Xiaojie get angry?Thinking about this kind of bad luck is not easy, farting can not only hit the heel, but also hit a comminuted fracture.

He turned pale, handed in his certificate and solemnly declared: "Officer Huang, this is my ID card and press card. You can take it to any public security agency to investigate to see if I am a law-abiding citizen. As for the man outside, I I said that we are just ordinary netizens, and I don’t know his real situation, but what is certain is that he has never done such things as prostitution, prostitution, whoring, or prostitution.”

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't realize that his conscience was protecting Xiaoxiao Yuxie. In his cognition, Xiaoxiao Yuxie didn't have the intellectual level required for prostitution.As stupid as he is, he was sold and counted the money. If he went whoring, he would have been cheated out of his pants.It is even more impossible to talk about prostitution and prostitution.Xiaoxiao Yuxie is pure 1, such mobile prostitution gangs are usually in the form of fast food, there are many prostitutes and customers who buy chrysanthemums, and it is rare to hear of cucumbers.Even if there is, Xiaoxiao Yuxie's work is intense, she leaves early and returns late every day, and she has to make recordings to pay off her debts. How much energy can she have to develop a second career?They are all men, and Zhuang Xiaojie knows very well that doing such a job requires extremely high energy and physical strength. Most of the human legends in *novels about "wolf seven times a night, golden gun never falls" are made by female writers.If a professional cowherd wants to maintain good business skills, he must insist on exercising and supplement protein. You must know that what customers spend money on is cool, and they can pay for the fast three seconds?dream!

Superintendent Huang got up and took his ID, glanced down, and handed it to Officer Bai casually. Officer Bai said casually, "Everyone in the computer room is off work at the moment, and we have to wait until tomorrow to check things."

Zhuang Xiaojie was in a hurry, and was about to say that he had to catch a plane, but was stopped by Superintendent Huang.

"Mr. Zhuang, don't worry, I haven't finished my question yet." As if intending to test Zhuang Xiaojie's patience, the smiling Buddha opened the thermos and blew slowly while drinking after saying this.Zhuang Xiaojie was so anxious that he wanted to shake his feet, and when he thought of the old adage that "a man shakes an idiot and a woman shakes a slut", he quickly grabbed his trouser legs and forcibly endured it.

Superintendent Huang drank half a cup of tea, heaved a sigh of relief, put down the cup and resumed the topic.

"I just heard a general description of what happened from my colleagues at the scene. It is said that you scolded that drunk gentleman for molesting you, while chasing him violently. Although it is true that he behaved improperly, if you are an acquaintance, you wouldn't be so angry. .”

The rhetoric was tactful, but there was not a lot of doubts. Zhuang Xiaojie also knew that he had overreacted earlier, and other people's suspicions were traceable. He smiled bitterly and said, "Officer Huang, do you suspect that I didn't agree with him on the price? It collapsed? I guarantee with my head that this is absolutely not the case. Listen to me and analyze it objectively. First of all, assuming I am the seller, why don’t I find a buyer in Shanghai? I am a native of Shanghai, and I live and work in Over there, if you want to do a part-time job, you must stay in the local area to do more small profits. Even if the market in Beijing is huge, if you come here from far away to make money, you should find a richer donor to get back your capital, right? But you Look at that kid outside, he looks like a rich man, his clothes are from Uniqlo, his pants are from street vendors, his sweater is a blend, his shoes are pirated copies, I haven’t seen his underwear so I won’t identify him, but I guess his outfits are all over his body The sum will not exceed 500 yuan, and the broken bread car I drove was borrowed. May I ask if I am looking for such a poor guy for business or to save sentient beings? The same reason can be proved, assuming that I am the buyer, I will take a fancy to this person To put it bluntly, that kind of thing is just to have fun, unlike looking for a partner but also to discover the inner beauty of the other party, it must only go for the sensory effect. I dare not say how high my aesthetic level is, at least it is close to normal people. If I don’t have enough money to find someone like this, I might as well go to participate in poverty alleviation activities and show my love.”

He made a lot of unreasonable and perplexing remarks, and Superintendent Huang sprayed his rice several times as if he was listening to a cross talk. After being reminded by Police Officer Bai's cough, Fang said with a dignified manner: "Your words are very reasonable, and I think so too. So, can you tell me now?" Is your real relationship with that gentleman? All misunderstandings can be resolved by clarifying this point. "

Zhuang Xiaojie sighed: "I'm really embarrassed to say this."

"How to say?"

"I'm a straight guy, he's gay, we've known each other for a year and a half, he started to have a crush on me a few months ago, and later confessed to me, which made me very embarrassed, and I've been reluctant to contact him. But this time I happened to meet him when I came to Beijing on a business trip, and I happened to get closer to him because of some things in the past two days. Today we went to someone’s house as guests together, and he helped me stop drinking too much, and I went crazy on the way. He was driving unsteadily and was stopped by the traffic police, and what happened after that was as you know."

Superintendent Huang raised his neck and let out a long "Oh", and said with a smile: "So it's like this, he likes you, but you dislike him a little, so you will become angry and beat him up after being treated like that by him."

Zhuang Xiaojie patted his legs and praised: "You have summed it up too well. I am a straight man who is always harassed by homosexuals. I have been suffocating my stomach for a long time. He knows that I hate him and he deliberately does that to me. Isn't this sick? You don't know At that time, I felt like I was eating shit, and my heart was turning over and over again, and I still feel sick to this day."

Before he had time to continue, Officer Bai continued to drink coldly: "You are so straight, can you be used as a telephone pole? It is said that homosexuality is sick, but I still think you are sick with heterosexuality! Others just touch you like that, and you will Make a big fuss and spray people with blood, eat, shit, eat, shit, fart, eyes and mouth!"

This big girl from Beijing was still as cold as ice just now, but she suddenly turned into charcoal, Zhuang Xiaojie was stunned by the rebuke, and she seemed to want to add more firepower, thanks to the phone ringing to stop it in time, she grabbed the phone to check the number, slammed the door and walked away .

Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't argue with the police, so he drank the bowl of Coptis chinensis abruptly, and smiled forcedly, "What, what's going on?"

Superintendent Huang's smile was as fixed as wax oil, and he comforted him softly: "She just came out of the closet and is having conflicts with her family. She is not in a good mood. Please forgive me."

Daring to be affectionate hurts its kind, Zhuang Xiaojie hastily smoothed things over for himself: "So that's what happened, I said something wrong, don't blame her, don't blame her. Hahaha, in fact, I don't have any prejudice against the homosexual group. They are malicious, and I often deal with them, and they are very tolerant and understanding, but I can’t accept it myself.”

Superintendent Huang smiled and nodded: "Who says it's not? Nowadays, with the advancement of social thinking, most people can look at this phenomenon with a normal heart. Even the elderly rarely discriminate against them. As long as it's not their own children who have problems, others The children at home can do whatever they like."

"Haha, that's the truth, that's the truth."

Zhuang Xiaojie echoed a few words, and then said it was important.

"Superintendent Huang, I have explained everything clearly. If you still have questions, wait until the drunk man outside wakes up and continue to interrogate him. Can I go first? My plane at 12 o'clock in the evening will be too late if I don't go to the airport. .”

Superintendent Huang smiled apologetically, "I'm sorry, but you can't leave yet."

"why?"

"You have violated the traffic regulations by driving without a license, and you will be punished."

"I have a driver's license! I didn't bring it with me in Shanghai. You can check it with my ID number."

"That will have to wait until the colleague in charge of the computer room comes to work tomorrow to check. During this period, you can only be wronged and stay temporarily, and the violating vehicle will also be temporarily impounded."

"I……"

Zhuang Xiaojie was anxious and angry, but it was useless to play in the public domain. If he wanted to escape, he had to ask the leader for help.Pearl TV has a branch in Beijing. If Lao Fan can contact the person in charge here to come as a security guard, maybe the police will accommodate them as appropriate.He hurriedly called Lao Fan to report the situation, and Lao Fan was also wondering why he hadn't come to the airport to meet up. After listening to his explanation of the situation, he decided to stand dry.

"In this case, you can cooperate with the traffic police. After all, you are at fault first, so we can't violate laws and regulations, can't we? Anyway, we will make up for a few days of business leave when we go back. If we don't fight for a day or two, we will take your luggage away for you first. It is also convenient to travel lightly.”

It's convenient for you sister, I ran errands for you two old men to spread this shit, how can you stand by and watch! ?

Zhuang Xiaojie made a "fucking" mouth shape, focusing on the key points first: "Mr. Fan, we booked a 3% off ticket, and the airline will not change the ticket if the date is postponed."

Lao Fan expressed his opinion in an ordinary tone: "Then you can buy another ticket. There are many discounted flights on the Beijing-Shanghai line, and you can buy cheap ones for as little as 200 yuan. You won't even be reluctant to pay this little money, will you?" ? Okay, Lao Zhong and I will help you with 100 yuan, isn't that interesting?"

He was teaching an indifferent course in the adult world on the spot. Zhuang Xiaojie's blood pressure rose sharply after hearing this, and he gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, how dare I ask the two teachers to subsidize me, so let's do it, I'll be late See you later, goodbye."

He pressed the phone hard, and the second personality in his body roared loudly: "You two old slickers, save the 100 yuan to buy Huiren Shenbao. Next time I go on a business trip with you, my surname will not be Zhuang!"

That night, he was arranged to spend the night in a detention center across the street. The temperature in the room was kept at 28 degrees. The police officers on duty also brought blankets and pillows, so he was fine for the night.The headache for the police is that Xiaoxiao Yuxie is still drunk and can't sleep. Driving while drunk is not illegal. He is also a victim in the fight. Defending his rights, the police had no reason to detain him.So they had no choice but to ask Zhuang Xiaojie to try to contact Xiaoxiao Yuxie's family to pick him up. Zhuang Xiaojie thought about it, and it was better to leave this unlucky job to the dog tail grass, so he sent her a text message.

The hectic day came to an end, he was physically and mentally exhausted, and his cell phone had only one charge left. Sitting on the hard board bed, he sulked for a while, turned off the cell phone, and crawled into the bed like a tired animal returning to its nest.