Network distribution circle tearing guide

Xiaoxiao Yuxie lives in a semi-new residential area in Xisanqi. The house was built in the late 90s. It is not short-lived and has a good layout. It is a super-large apartment that only appeared in the booming period of the real estate industry. .Zhuang Xiaojie was amazed after entering the door, and asked him: "You live in such a big house by yourself, and your monthly salary is not enough to pay the rent?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie said: "The house belongs to my uncle, and it has been rented out since I bought it. When I was in my senior year, he vacated the master bedroom on the first floor for me to live in, and there were five other tenants, all young people. Today Tuesday Everyone went to work, no one was there until 7pm."

His room faces south, with plenty of light, a large terrace of about ten square meters, and a separate bathroom. It will be a comfortable place to live in after tidying up.But the casual Aries has nothing to do with tidying up. Xiaoxiao Yuxie's room is not sloppy and smelly, but also messy and disorderly. Daily necessities are piled up in disorder, clothes and shoes are strewn about, pure silk rough style , the only thing that embodies the attributes of gays is the mountain of *comics and novels.Zhuang Xiaojie took a cursory glance and found that he had collected works by well-known writers both at home and abroad, among which there was even a Japanese version, so he picked up one and asked, "Can you understand this?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was opening a drawer to find something, glanced back and nodded: "I understand, I learn Japanese to read original comic novels."

Zhuang Xiaojie saw in the pile of books that there were many private blogs published by online writers, and some of them were original works that they co-produced together, so he took them out and flipped them over and asked, "You still have a hobby of collecting doujinshi, do these books Have you seen it all?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie flipped through things and said, "I love reading novels since I was in junior high school. If there are books published by authors I like, I will collect them. Later, I will read the original novels to try to figure out the characters after playing on the Internet. What about you? original?"

Zhuang Xiaojie answered this question very honestly: "I usually only read scripts."

"But the script is difficult to show the whole picture of the novel. To grasp the characters, it is more comprehensive to read the novel."

"I'm a straight man, reading *articles is too awkward."

"Oh."

Facing Zhuang Xiaojie's disdain, Xiaoxiao Yuxie replied with a mantra honestly, and handed him the change of clothes he found.

"The underpants, towels, and toothbrushes are all unopened. You go take a shower first, and I'll find you a new pair of socks."

Zhuang Xiaojie took it unceremoniously, and walked into the bathroom to see that Xiaoxiao Yuxie was using the cheapest shampoo and soap, which hurt her hair and skin, and besides these two things, there were no other toiletries.

Fuck, you are a gay guy, and your quality of life is so poor. Even a straight man like me knows how to prepare special facial cleanser, hair conditioner, and body lotion. How can you reflect the superiority of socialism when you live so rough.

He was both disgusted and hostile, and always felt that rubbing these inferior products on his body would lose his appearance. Out of cleanliness, he had to use it reluctantly, and then frantically rinsed it with water for half an hour to dilute the resulting chemical effect.The north is dry, and the skin tends to become tight and itchy after being soaked in hot water for too long, especially the face, which is as uncomfortable as being bounced by a rubber band.He dried his body, and couldn't take it any longer, so he bit the bullet and asked Xiaoxiao Yuxie if she had anything to wipe her face after going out.

Xiaoxiaoyu said repeatedly, "Yes, yes", and handed him a jar the size of a cup of noodles on the computer table. Zhuang Xiaojie thought that he would use Dabao, Chunjuan, and Baiquein no matter how bad he was, and stared at this greasy three-nothing product , the black thread asked: "What is this?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie’s familiar introduction: “Medical Vaseline, my mother used this to wipe my face since I was a child. It’s very easy to use, and it’s very cheap. It only costs 10 yuan for such a big jar, and it can be applied from head to toe.”

Zhuang Xiaojie heard that the hospital often uses this thing to give enemas to patients. How can this chemical substance extracted from petroleum be used for skin care!

Judging from his habit of treating his face like a chrysanthemum, it is even more impossible to know what is toner, essence, anti-wrinkle and whitening, and sun protection.People with seven-point talent still pursue three-point dressing, but he only has three-point talent but wants to be Qingshui Furong. Furong's brother-in-law is not qualified!

He put down the jar wordlessly, and asked Xiaoxiao Yuxie to find him a lighter.Xiaoxiao Yuxie thought he was going to smoke, and after giving him the lighter, she hurried to find an ashtray for him, but saw him open the French window and walk up to the balcony, and set fire to the changed underwear, so she couldn't help catching up in surprise.

"Why did you burn it?"

Zhuang Xiaojie said innocuously: "Don't burn it and save it for you to masturbate?"

The extremely rude words are like poisonous steel needles, and they are used with the hidden weapon technique of "floating flowers and rain". No matter how good-tempered Xiaoxiao Yuxie can't help but get angry, she walks up to him and raises her eyebrows to reprimand: "Why do you always wear colored glasses? Look at people, I'm not a rogue pervert, you can't disgust me with such obscene words!"

Zhuang Xiaojie was worried that he couldn't find an excuse to provoke trouble, so he jumped up immediately to show his power.

"What's wrong with you if I'm disgusting? Who told you to disgust me for doing so many disgusting things before, and it's only fair and just disgusting if I come back from being disgusted!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was stunned for a moment, the torrent in his eyes quickly flowed from the ups and downs of the valley to the quiet and flat river, and he asked suspiciously: "You burned your underwear just to disgust me?"

Zhuang Xiaojie plausibly said: "Yes, you have disgusted me so many times, I just accumulated the disgust you inflicted on me and returned it to you in an equal amount. You two, I will buy a bottle of sanitizer and wash the places I walked, stood and touched in your house three times, lest you kneel and lick them!"

His purpose was to start a war, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie smiled slowly after hearing this, a mysterious and contradictory expression appeared on his face, there was both the shyness and innocence of a child, and the tolerance and maturity of a protector, these originally contrasting expressions were subdued by warmth The red color is even and harmonious, and it looks very gentle. He just stared at Zhuang Xiaojie for two or three seconds, and said embarrassedly: "Why are you so childish?"

The masculine and vigorous timbre is as light and warm as the bubbles emerging from the hot spring. It's not that love words are better than love words, but it's a pity that for Yuzhi who doesn't understand the style like Zhuang Xiaojie, the result can only be burning love and sacrificing everything.

He just thinks that the man with a silly smile in front of him is a rare species in the world that combines the overlap between the slut and the Virgin, and the combination of brain damage and slavishness, the strongest nemesis for heart patients, the perfect medicine for chronic suicide, and the natural artifact for testing lightning rods.

Murderous aura was boiling, will-o'-the-wisps were clamoring, he hooked his fingers and asked Xiaoxiaoyu to enter the room, and after he closed the French windows, he punched her in the face like a falcon attacking.

"You bastard, the greatest ability is to disgust me. I haven't settled with you for what happened yesterday!"

He strode forward to pick up the fallen person, Xiaoxiao Yuxie raised her chin in astonishment, two red dragons gushed out of her nostrils.Zhuang Xiaojie was not soft-hearted, and made another right uppercut. Xiaoxiao Yuxie's upper body was hanging in the air without support, and his head slammed into the wall with his body tilted.Zhuang Xiaojie didn't pay attention, and stepped forward to kick a few times, and then yelled for a while, only to realize that the person who was beaten could no longer get up.

"Hey, don't pretend to be dead! I'm not so easy to fool!"

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't believe that he was so careless, he stepped forward and dragged hard, Xiaoxiao Yuxie covered the back of his head after being hit, and shook his eyelids with difficulty.

"I, I'm dizzy."

His forehead was covered with sweat, and his face became extremely pale. Zhuang Xiaojie was startled and wondered if he had a concussion. Seeing him struggling to get up while holding on to the wall, he hurriedly held him down.

"Don't move around! Lie down first!"

One of the first aid measures for concussion is to keep the injured person lying still. Zhuang Xiaojie exerted more force when he struck, Xiaoxiao Yuxie lost his balance and fell to him, causing him to fall to the ground with his head just on his lap.Zhuang Xiaojie didn't want to lend him his leg as a pillow, and wanted to get up, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie suddenly turned his head and retched, begging repeatedly: "Don't push me, I want to vomit~"

Zhuang Xiaojie really didn't dare to move rashly, looking at the dead dog lying on his lap, it was like a damp match that couldn't catch fire.In case Xiaoxiao Yuxie really ran into something wrong, he could not escape the responsibility, even if he didn't trouble him, his family would not let him off lightly.Zhuang Xiaojie didn't want to distort the next life because of a momentary mistake. Seeing Xiaoxiao Yuxie's half-dead appearance with her eyes closed, she was like 25 mice in her chest, claws scratching her heart.After holding back for a while, he felt that half of his face stained with nosebleeds was too unsightly, so he took his left hand, wiped it with his sleeve, and switched to the right after the left sleeve was dirty, until his face could be seen.

In the stalemate, time passed by every minute and every second, and the slowly climbing sun rose to the sky, lighting up every corner of the room, and the surrounding furniture was submerged in the sunlight inlaid with rose gold.Zhuang Xiaojie looked directly at the same place for too long, his vision began to blur, his neck became a little numb, he lowered his head, saw that Xiaoxiao Yuxie had opened his eyes and was staring at him in a trance, and taunted him with a black face: "Are you alive?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie smiled slightly, and answered the irrelevant question: "Look carefully, you are still not as good-looking as Yu Meng."

Zhuang Xiaojie ignited from the embers: "Will Yu Menglong give you a lap pillow? Get lost!"

He subconsciously shook his legs, and Xiaoxiao Yuxie immediately groaned and groaned in pain: "Don't move, the back of my head seems to be swollen."

Zhuang Xiaojie said he deserved it, but he was afraid of aggravating his injury, so he had to continue to maintain the status quo.His helplessness was probably misunderstood by Xiaoxiaoyu as considerate, because this guy looked at him with softer and moister eyes, like the tongue of a pet dog, licking his face affectionately.

"Although your appearance is a little bit worse than Yu Mengyu, if I can choose, I will still choose you without hesitation."

Facing the idiot Zhuang Xiaojie, he was always not hesitating to hit him, and said with a contemptuous smile: "Cut, it's as if Yu Mengyu and I are the ones you can pick up at your fingertips. Toads, clams, and toads eat swan meat, you can only think about it."

He couldn't get enough of the scolding, so he simply asked him to settle the matter, and the first thing that came to mind was the delivery.

"Let me ask you, did you send me something from Inner Mongolia once? It contained beef jerky, raisins, mushrooms, millet, carpets, scarves, and a lot of miscellaneous things."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was a little surprised: "How do you know? I sent it anonymously."

Zhuang Xiaojie said angrily: "I didn't know, but yesterday I saw that the scarf you were wearing was exactly the same as the one in the courier, so I guessed it at that time. Why did you send me those things? Did your mother ask you to take the extra scarf at home? You just sealed a copy and gave it to me when you took the things out to the public?"

This is not the first time Xiaoxiao Yuxie has been guessed by him sinisterly. She is not angry, but loss is necessary. She sighed and shook her head: "Those are my favorite foods. When I was young, my mother often taught me that I should give away the things I like. Give it to the person you like, so I want to give you everything I think is good."

Zhuang Xiaojie's ears were slightly hot, and he rubbed it with his hands, blaming it on the mischievous Sunshine, still mocking wantonly: "You and Tail are long-lost siblings, right? She also has this problem, thinking that others who she likes will also like it." .Every time I eat with her, she always puts food into my bowl and keeps saying 'this is delicious, that is delicious'. In fact, I don't like many dishes at all, and I hate others to add food to me. Dirty."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie could hear him criticizing Sang Huai, and whispered desolately: "I know our liking is a burden in your eyes."

"Then why do you insist on thundering me?"

"Because I like you, it is always difficult for people to control their emotions." His answer was as light as a sigh, maybe it was just for himself, he was silent for a moment, and asked seriously: "The third watch is broken, can I ask you?" A question?"

Zhuang Xiaojie's attitude was cold: "It's your business to ask questions, it's my business to answer or not."

Xiaoxiaoyu smiled brightly, showing a dazzling white tooth, and then her expression returned to shyness.

"Do I really hit you often?"

His self-consciousness is so poor, Zhuang Xiaojie of course wants to complain: "Yes, I'm blackened inside and out by your lightning, and I'm a burnt crispy noodle."

"for example?"

"Let's not talk about the distance, just talk about the one in front of you. You gave me a scarf, and you even got an identical one to wear yourself. Are you trying to become a couple?"

"No, I just think that wearing the same scarf can have the same feeling as you."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was a little timid when she spoke, but when she found that Zhuang Xiaojie didn't mean to ridicule, she seemed to be inspired by something and continued to confess bravely.

"I know you hate me very much, and I don't expect you to accept me. I am very happy to like you silently in the distance. The only wish is that you don't misunderstand me. I never thought of changing my liking to you. If I hurt you, if I hurt you again in the future, you tell me right away, and I will pay attention not to do the same thing again."

His eyes are innocent like a baby's, Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't swear any vicious words when he stared at them, and complained awkwardly: "You often make troubles for me without authorization, I am so annoyed by you, like this time when I am on a business trip, it is also the tail first Selling my whereabouts to you, you deliberately asked for leave to stay in Longling Village, otherwise why would you choose the day when I came to take a long vacation, and who would you lie to?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie laughed again and showed a row of shell teeth: "You are really smart, you can't hide anything from you."

"Hmph, that is, my IQ is not at the same level as yours, there are species differences."

"You're a genius, we're idiots."

"No, I am a smart human being, and you are amoebas."

"I only know that to describe a person as stupid, I would use paramecium as a metaphor. What is the amoeba?"

"The paramecium is harmless to humans, the amoeba spreads germs, and some are called 'brain-eating worms'."

"Ha ha ha ha."

………………

They had the most harmonious conversation since they met between the poisonous tongue and the poisoned tongue. Both of them were smiling. Although one was warm and the other was cold, one was kind and the other was arrogant, the atmosphere was relaxed and bright.

It was noon, the sun was shining, the red waves were thousands of miles away, and the hut was completely integrated into the ocean of light. The sun was floating and swaying, and people seemed to be sitting in a small boat, swaying with the gentle waves, and soon fell asleep and fainted.Zhuang Xiaojie didn't sleep well at night, and now his upper eyelids are sore and heavy, he leans against the wall and waits for Zhou Gong's call, he seems to be asleep on the surface, but his consciousness is still half dreaming and half awake, and he can detect the movement around him.

He felt Xiaoxiao Yuxie's head gently leave his legs, and gently climbed up, but did not go away, and looked at him closely, because the corner of the cardigan he was wearing was gently resting on the back of his hand, The citrus-like sweet and sour smell unique to healthy young men is gently blowing on his cheeks.

Zhuang Xiaojie was secretly alert, this kid wouldn't want to steal a kiss from him, would he?

It's very simple to stop the sneak attack, you just need to open your eyes in time, but Zhuang Xiaojie is a jp, instead of leaving a way for the opponent to retreat, it's better to play hard to catch, wait for him to commit a crime, then come back and get the stolen goods, kill him quickly.

Brat, it seems that you haven't been beaten enough, this time I must directly destroy you.

He resorted to fishing tactics with revenge mentality, Xiaoxiao Yuxie failed to see through his tricks, really thought he was fast asleep, and gradually leaned closer.Zhuang Xiaojie clenched his fists quietly, deciding that he would not stop until he was hit with fractures all over his body. At the same time, his face and lips were itchy due to self-suggestion, and he was not sure where he would be kissed.This nervousness gave rise to a strange anxiety, and she actually hoped that Xiaoxiao Yuxie would kiss her quickly so that she could do it earlier.The boy who is not afraid of death didn't hesitate, his upper body protruding had already brushed his skirt, and he was about to succeed.Strangely, his passionate breath suddenly changed direction, passed over the tip of Zhuang Xiaojie's nose, between the eyebrows, and finally landed gently on his forehead.This kiss, if there is nothing, is like a feather rubbing against the breeze, the butterfly's love for the flower, and the lightness of the dragonfly gliding across the water.Zhuang Xiaojie thought he was just testing the waters, but the child pulled away. Even if he returned quickly, he would just cover him with a quilt, and then tiptoed out of the room.

The sound of the door lock being knocked disappeared, Zhuang Xiaojie opened his eyes and pressed the kissed forehead, only feeling his own hot body temperature.Gathering his momentum, he finally let it go. He didn't know where to disperse the strength and anger he had gathered. He was inexplicably irritable. After pounding the ground and pounding the wall, he blurted out curses:

"This coward!"