Network distribution circle tearing guide

Zhuang Xiaojie was too tired from being disturbed by the dog's tail grass at night, and fell asleep when he returned to the hotel. Heitian had a good sleep until it was ended by the non-stop ringing of the mobile phone.He struggled a few times, got out of the cave-like bed, groped and answered with his eyes closed, like an insect just hatched from the ground, dazed and confused.

"Mr. Zhuang, where have you been? Our whole family is waiting for you."

Wei Chuanying urged her eagerly on the mobile phone, her voice was more effective than the alarm clock, and Zhuang Xiaojie, a sleepy bug, broke out of the cocoon and rolled along the edge of the bed to the ground.

"Sister Wei, there is a bit of a traffic jam here, and I may arrive later. Eat first when the meal is ready, don't wait for me."

He maintained a consistent level of lying, his tone was precise and natural, Wei Chuanying had no doubts about him, and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, this meal is specially prepared for you, of course no one else can use chopsticks until you come. Don't hurry too much, pay attention to safety on the road, I'll go buy a catty of butter and bake some shortbread for you."

"Okay, thank you."

Zhuang Xiaojie hung up his mobile phone, washed and dressed at the speed of a marching war, packed up and set off on his way.The hotel is more than 100 kilometers away from Longling Village. Taking a regular taxi costs at least 300 yuan with a meter one way, which is not worth it.If you use taxi-hailing software to contact the driver, the long-distance driver will ask for a fare increase, which is not cheap.He was stingy, worried that the fare would not be reimbursed, so he shopped around and took another 10 minutes.

"Fuck, I'm giving you money even if you're on a business trip. Is this me doing charity? The Scarlet Letter Club won't even do this kind of loss-making business!"

While chattering and burying his head in flipping through the webpage, a tall figure moved over and oppressed his senses. He stared at the screen and waved away: "Can you step aside, buddy? I'm looking up important information."

Not only did the man not move away, he even took a small step forward, forming a perfect human wall. Zhuang Xiaojie got angry and raised his head abruptly, and was startled by the close-up of Xiaoxiao Yuxie's face, making a squirrel jump.

"You, what are you doing here?"

After standing firmly on his feet, he held down his flying hair, and questioned the lingering boy in surprise and temperament.Xiaoxiao Yuxie's painting style remained the same as before, she nodded honestly and shyly, and said, "I see that you have been standing here for almost half an hour, did the driver who made the appointment skip the ticket?"

Zhuang Xiaojie thought he was hiding in the dark and watched him, and said resentfully, "None of your business!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie must be used to beautifying him with filters, so he directly PS this sentence as "Yeah, I'm so anxious, what should I do?" ,I send you."

"I'm not in a hurry."

"It's almost 11 o'clock. If you are too late, the Cai family will be anxious."

"I'll take a taxi."

"Taxi is too expensive."

"I'm looking for a car on Didi."

"Then you might as well find me."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie obviously understood his concerns, and made it clear that if Zhuang Xiaojie was afraid of owing him, he could pay his fare.When he saw this job openly, his sincerity and sincerity were no less than that of Uncle Liu Huang, who visited the thatched cottage three times back then. Zhuang Xiaojie was a hypocrite, and he really needed a car right now. Since the other party insisted on paying back in every detail, he was willing Appreciation.

"How much do you want?"

"You look at it."

"Where is your car?"

"That gray Changan minivan over there."

Zhuang Xiaojie stretched his neck to look at it, held his mouth shut, and said in a strange way: "It's just that broken car, it's likely to cause hemorrhoids after taking a ride."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie solemnly promised: "If he develops hemorrhoids, I will bear your medical expenses for the rest of my life."

Zhuang Xiaojie spat at him vigorously, pretending to accept it reluctantly: "Fortunately, the distance is not too far, so how about it, I will give you 150, and you will take me to Cai's house first, and then take me to the airport when it is finished."

He knew that Xiaoxiao Yuxie would not raise the price with him, so he intentionally gave a price that was enough to pay for the round-trip gas fee, so that he would not owe each other, and he could buy peace of mind.Xiaoxiaoyuxie doesn't care whether he gives one hundred and fifty or one yuan and five, as long as she can stay with him for a while, she will be as happy as a treasure.After boarding the car, Zhuang Xiaojie found several large boxes of imported fruits in the compartment, including durian mangosteens from Thailand, blueberries and oranges from Australia, and kiwi cherries from New Zealand, worth at least a few thousand oceans.He thought that these were products from Uncle Xiaoxiao Yuxie's store, and suggested that he unload the goods first, so as not to be damaged on the road.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie smiled and said, "I bought these for you. You have to prepare gifts when you go to Cai's house for dinner. I also bought some snacks and health care products. They are all behind, by the way..."

He got into the trunk and pulled out a box and opened it, full of green avocados.

"This is the Mexican avocado that just arrived. I heard that you like this, so I asked my uncle to order it for me." He said as he took out the knife hanging on the keychain and cut a large, ripe and soft avocado in half. , stepping into the cab, "You haven't eaten breakfast yet, eat this first, or you will have a stomachache."

Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't keep up with his pace, so he took the fruit in astonishment, and saw him lean over to open the storage box under the dashboard, and took out a pack of plastic spoons.

"My cousin had a birthday last week, and I had a bag of cake spoons left over, which came in handy."

So Zhuang Xiaojie had another small spoon in his hand, he looked at the fruit and tableware, and then at the thoughtful man who was like a personal deacon, unable to feel at ease, he first expressed his doubts: "How do you know that I like to eat this? "

"Listen to your mother."

"Ha, it seems that you had a deep conversation last time."

Zhuang Xiaojie was filled with displeasure at the thought of two troublesome people gathering together to talk about him, but he was very flexible in dealing with things and knew how to save time and adjust accordingly. He immediately ate an avocado generously and said, "You I will pay you back the money I spent on shopping later."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie concentrated on driving, and refused without looking sideways: "No need, just treat it as me sending them off."

Zhuang Xiaojie couldn't wait for this, and immediately settled the case: "This is what you said, you are willing to show your love, and it has nothing to do with me."

"Know it."

"Empty words have no proof, I have to record a sound, so that I can tear up this matter in the future so that I can have a real proof."

Young Master Zhuang's face is as thick as a wall, what can't he do?Really turn on the recording function on the phone, pass it to Xiaoxiaoyuxie's mouth and ask him to repeat what he just said.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie couldn't help laughing: "Why do you think about tearing up all day long?"

Zhuang Xiaojie is very serious: "A person is floating in the rivers and lakes, and he must guard against flying knives. Don't talk too much, just say it. If you don't say it, you have no good intentions."

"All right, let me say, today I bought some fruits for Cai's family as gifts. I did it voluntarily. I didn't force me at all."

"It's almost there."

Satisfied, Zhuang Xiaojie took back his phone and listened to the recording. He felt that everything was safe, but it didn't take long before he found something wrong.

"If this recording is made public, won't everyone know that you've been on a business trip with me? You're going to spread rumors again!"

His annoyed appearance made Xiaoxiao Yuxie laugh again and again, and deliberately asked: "Then what should I do?"

"Record another sound and read it as I said."

"You said."

"Third Watch String Duan's kindness to me is as great as a mountain. If I repay my kindness by framing him, I will immediately die of impotence and premature ejaculation. Come on, you follow."

Zhuang Xiaojie handed over the phone again, Xiaoxiaoyu cleared her throat, and said loudly: "Three Watches is my favorite person, if I do anything wrong to him, I will be fined to go out 200 yards!"

This sentence had its own reverberation echo, which aroused a metallic buzzing in Zhuang Xiaojie's ears. It was too late to say it, and a jeep passing by illegally passed by, almost colliding with their car.Xiaoxiao Yuxie turned the steering wheel sharply, and at the same time slammed on the brakes to stabilize Xiaobao, who was about to lose control. Zhuang Xiaojie was not wearing a seat belt, his body was swayed by inertia, and his forehead hit the car window. He cried out in pain, and his vision was strongly blocked White light swallowed.The person with temporary loss of vision lacked defensive power. In the confusion, Xiaoxiao Yuxie felt that he was hugging his shoulders forcefully, rough palms carelessly caressing his head and face.

"Where did you hit? Is it serious?"

Hearing the distorted tone, he knew that he was in a state of anxiety, and suddenly pulled away Zhuang Xiaojie's hand covering the wound, and blew hard on the painful area. Zhuang Xiaojie twisted and avoided, and finally regained his vision after a few seconds, fiercely Pushing him away, yelling:

"Blow your hair! All the saliva splashed on my face!"

Seeing that he seemed to be alive and well, Xiaoxiaoyu took a long breath, rubbed his sore back, and apologized in shame: "I'm sorry, I want to blow it up for you so it won't hurt."

"Do you think I am a three-year-old child? Damn, I can't drive a car with such a big body, a road killer, a traffic hazard!"

Zhuang Xiaojie fired the boss with an evil fire, and dared not entrust Xiaoxiao Yuxie with his life safety, and ordered him to hand over the steering wheel. Xiaoxiao Yuxie was also worried because Zhuang Xiaojie didn't bring his driver's license.

"If you don't have a driver's license, if you are caught by the traffic police, you will be driving without a license."

"Tch, only a rookie like you will be investigated. I got my driver's license at the age of 18. Back then, Fujiwara Takumi, who was nicknamed Pudong New Area, would dare to investigate me."

"But……"

"But shit, mother-in-law, I'm getting out of the car!"

In Xiaoxiao Yuxie's place, Zhuang Xiaojie has always been a domineering Lafayette, everything he says is an imperial decree, and he has to obey it if he doesn't.Xiaoxiao Yuxie is also a purebred loyal dog with a pedigree, so she obediently listened to her advice and exchanged seats with him obediently.The two continued to drive on the road. In view of the subtlety of the conversation just now, Zhuang Xiaojie was worried that Xiaoxiaoyuxie would find something to tease him again, so he was forbidden to strike up a conversation to distract himself on the grounds of safe driving. After a somewhat dull drive, at noon At 12:[-], the buildings and houses in Longling Village gradually showed their shadows under the bright sunlight.