Network distribution circle tearing guide

At this time, the mobile phone he placed on the table started to vibrate, it was Old Zhong.

"Xiao Zhuang, what are you doing?"

The uncle was speechless, belching three times in one sentence, and there were bursts of singing and swallowing beside him, he must be having a good time.Zhuang Xiaojie seemed to be able to smell his stench after drinking and eating. Seeing his oily smile, he held back his disgust and replied, "I'm meeting friends outside, Mr. Zhong, where are you?"

Old Zhong laughed and said, "I'm drinking at the bar with Lao Fan, and I want to ask you to do something."

He didn't know how much he drank, and he could barely straighten his tongue. Zhuang Xiaojie said patiently, "Is Teacher Fan by your side? Let him tell me."

The caller was quickly replaced by Lao Fan. This old man has a bad liver, and he is very restrained in smoking and drinking. He probably just went to pick up girls with Lao Fan, and he was very sober when he spoke.

"Xiao Zhuang, Cai Tianyou called me just now and said that we have helped his family a lot this time. To express our gratitude, we will prepare a banquet for us tomorrow, and we have invited relatives and friends of their family to come over to thank us."

Zhuang Xiaojie has been going back and forth for several days, and he can't bear the pain of bumping back and forth between subway trains and buses. Besides, he has to fly back to Shanghai tomorrow night. If he goes to Longling Village in the morning, the process of trekking and running will be exhausting.Besides, Cai's family is poor, and the expenses of hosting banquets and entertaining guests are also a heavy burden in his family. One thing more is worse than one thing less. I suggest that Lao Fan politely decline.But Lao Fan said: "I also told them no need, but the sheep have been slaughtered, the vegetables have been bought, and relatives and friends have been notified from door to door. We just wait for us to go there tomorrow morning."

Zhuang Xiaojie was helpless: "Then you go?"

Lao Fan said: "We don't know what time to finish tonight. Even if we go back early, we will not be able to get up tomorrow morning after being tired for so many days. You are a young man with more energy than our two old bones. Please represent us Let's go to the banquet."

Zhuang Xiaojie turned his head and cursed, and then complained into the phone: "Teacher Fan, although I am young, I am not made of iron. Today you are all on holiday and I am not idle, so I went to Yanqing to talk to Wei Chuanying again. I'm so tired I can't straighten my legs."

It's okay for him not to mention Wei Chuanying, but it's more excuse to mention Lao Fan.

"Don't tell me, the Cai family still called you to invite you. If you want to go, their whole family will feel uneasy. Seeing their sincerity, you have the heart to refuse? Anyway, I am too embarrassed to say no, so I agree for you gone."

"what?"

"If you're afraid of trouble, hire a car and ask the driver to get you a ticket. I'll see if I can reimburse you later."

"Teacher Fan!"

"Oh man, hurry up, go back to rest early tonight, meet us at the airport after dinner tomorrow, leave the luggage to me and Lao Zhong, that's it, bye."

After Lao Fan made the arrangements for him, he couldn't help but hang up. Public institutions pay attention to ranking seniority, and the younger generation can't just feel aggrieved about these trivial matters.Zhuang Xiaojie cursed and opened the taxi-hailing app on his phone to contact the driver. He was half-drunk and half-awake. He swayed and leaned halfway to watch him flip the webpage, curious: "Daddy, what are you doing?"

Zhuang Xiaojie moved his elbow in annoyance, shaking off her big head on his arm.

"Don't interrupt me, I'm looking for a car."

"What are you looking for a car for?"

"I have to go to Longling Village tomorrow. The road is too busy, so I might as well call a special car."

"what?"

The bristletail grass seemed to have eaten hangover soup, and instantly raised its head, and Xiaoxiao Yuxie returned just at this time, and she hurriedly stared at him with bright eyes like light bulbs.

"Xiaoxiao, Da Da is going to Longling Village tomorrow, so you can find a way to get him a car."

Zhuang Xiaojie was about to scold the dog's tail grass for talking too much, when Xiaoxiaoyu Xie Yintang was glowing red, her thick unibrows arched like an arch, and red roses flashed in her bright black eyes, blinding Zhuang Xiaojie's eyes Alloy dog ​​eyes.

"I, I have a car!"

As if afraid that he would refuse in advance, Xiaoxiao Yuxie raised her hands excitedly, immediately realized that this action was too funny, and put it down in a hurry, the blush was like the tide of Qiantang River slapping his cheeks, forcing out big beads of sweat .He hastily wiped his forehead, still couldn't hide his joy, grinned and said: "My uncle opened a fruit shop in Wangjing, and there is a small bread that is specially used to help deliver the goods. I will borrow it occasionally and use it. It happens to be unlimited tomorrow. Number."

Foxtail Grass beamed with joy: "Well then, you can borrow a car right away, take Da Da to Longling Village tomorrow, and pick him up when you're done."

Zhuang Xiaojie was worried that he couldn't get rid of Xiaoxiao Yuxie's heart disease, how could he be allowed to be a follower again, and immediately poured cold water on the two of them loudly.

"No need, I have already called a car, and they will pick me up at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning."

He shook his phone and lied without blinking.The rose petals flying all over the sky were instantly wiped out, and the muscles on Xiaoxiao Yuxie's face that were supported by the smile sank little by little, and said dejectedly, "I'll pay the bill."

"You only ate half a bunch of potatoes, what do you pay for, I'll come."

Zhuang Xiaojie cast a veto again and called the waiter to come over to pay the bill. God knows he took out his wallet faster than ever.Unexpectedly, Gobtail Grass turned against him with the strength of alcohol, waved away the waiter, and shouted angrily: "I haven't eaten enough yet!"

Zhuang Xiaojie stared at her pouty mouth, really wanted to catch a wasp to poke her, black face sneered: "You have eaten enough, your belly is bigger than a pregnant woman who is pregnant in October, if you eat again, your mouth will blame you of."

"It doesn't matter, I'm going to eat, waiter, another ten skewers of grilled pork ribs and a bottle of Erguotou!"

The bristletail grass showed the true nature of a woman, raised the wine bottle and poured it upside down, and boldly told Xiaoxiaoyu to sit down.Xiaoxiaoyu took a break to look at Zhuang Xiaojie, not daring to move rashly.Zhuang Xiaojie was caught in the middle of this pair of humming generals, couldn't help indignant anger, and threw 500 yuan on the dinner table.

"Eat as much as you want, I'll go first."

He picked up his coat, squeezed past the dog's tail grass, and was suddenly hugged by her waist. The height and body fat content of the two of them were inversely proportional. seat.

"Wait until I finish eating before you leave! Otherwise, I'll ruin all your dramas!"

Foxtail Grass was eight or nine points drunk at the moment, imitating Wu Song and touching the tiger's buttocks, Zhuang Xiaojie didn't expect that the little inner circle who had always been pleasing to the eye would rebel in person, stunned and reprimanded: "Are you crazy?"

"You're crazy."

Dog's Tail Grass talked back more quickly than spitting out melon seeds. He picked up the Erguotou bottle cap that had just been put on the table, but his hands were greasy and he couldn't use his strength, so he reached out and handed it to Xiaoxiao Yuxie.

"Xiaoxiao, unscrew it for me!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie's expression kept changing between raw and cooked persimmons, and she tried to dissuade him in a panic: "You're already drunk, don't drink."

"Don't fucking talk nonsense!" Goosetail Grass forcefully stuffed the wine bottle to him, completely exposing Ryo's northeastern accent, "Open it, sister wants to drink."

She sat down heavily, opened the zipper of the bag, and grandly took out the cigarette lighter. Seeing her sophisticated lighting posture, Zhuang Xiaojie was speechless: "Do you know how to smoke?"

It's not that he's so rare, it's that Gobtail Grass usually sets his character too docile. He always thought she was a good girl with a brain, so he was subverted by the image of a female hooligan with a smoking gun and drinking old wine in front of him.When she realized that she was also a kindred spirit, bursts of joy replaced anger, and asked her with a half-smile: "What else do you want?"

Dog's Tail Grass took a bite of the ribs and chewed them.

"My sister can also drive an excavator."

"Didn't you study architectural design?"

"Can't you drive an excavator if you learn design? You idiot."

She was scolded by Zhuang Xiaojie for more than four years as an idiot, and today she finally scolded her back face to face, which can be described as a cycle of cause and effect.Zhuang Xiaojie was angry and laughed, the elephant ate mosquitoes and had no choice but to eat.Xiaoxiao Yuxie was afraid that he would lose face, so she interjected: "The boss of the tail thinks highly of her, and specially sent her to Lanxiang Technical School to train in construction machinery operation. She often goes to the construction site to supervise the construction. After hanging around with men for a long time, her personality is relatively rough. .”

Zhuang Xiaojie gritted his teeth and smirked: "I've known her longer than you, and I knew she was rough, but this guy is too good at pretending in front of me. I didn't expect her to be so virtuous when she was drunk."

Gouweicao sharply retorted: "Sister, what's wrong with this virtue? Don't look at my sister who is usually inferior to you. She likes you so she spoils you and lets you go. If she didn't like you, she would have cut you long ago. "

Zhuang Xiaojie was so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry, and asked sideways: "So I should thank you for your kindness these years?"

"Originally." Dog's Tail Grass drank a few sips of wine like a cold drink, and became even more imposing, "Our Aries is the most loyal dog in the twelve constellations. We are hot and tough outside, but as long as we know someone in our hearts, we will Immediately become a docile little sheep, no matter how the other party whips and ravages us, we will never leave. If he is cold, we will give him all the fur from his body to make clothes. If he is hungry, we will give him If he wants us to kneel, we'll break our knees; if he wants us to run, we'll run and break our legs; if he wants us to wait, we're willing to wait until the sea is dry and the rocks are gone, even if it's just to say 'stupid, Why are you still here?" We also felt it was worth it. "

She borrowed things to talk to him, every word and every word was confessing to Xiaoxiao Yuxie, how could Zhuang Xiaojie not hear it?An old face had long since been burnt to charcoal, seeing her lips and tongue fluttering, becoming more and more passionate as she spoke, she couldn't help but glance at Xiaoxiao Yuxie guiltily.As if feeling something, Xiaoxiao Yuxie's eyes turned to him like a pointer attracted by a magnet, and the emotions of sadness, loss, and loss were listed in his eyes one by one, summed up in one word-the baby was very hurt.

Zhuang Xiaojie used the sieve as a pot cover, and he didn't get angry, like a cat scratching glutinous rice cakes, unable to get rid of its claws, so he became angry and interrupted the nonsense woman: "Stop talking! I didn't see everyone around me staring Ah, don’t embarrass us by embarrassing yourself!”

The bristletail grass hit the table with a palm, shaking the wine glasses and bottles into tumblers.

"The mouth is mine, and the face is also mine. What does it have to do with you if I talk shamelessly? You take it seriously when you call me master. You can't afford a poodle like my sister!"

She is completely like a shrew drinking madly, Zhuang Xiaojie really doesn't want to demean himself and accompany her to scold the street, he growled angrily: "Alright, alright, you are amazing, I can't afford to mess with you, so do whatever you want."

Dogtail Grass smiled radiantly: "Sister is already powerful, it's because you have eyes that don't recognize gold and jade."

"Tch, Jiu Zhuang is cowardly."

"Hahaha, money fuck bitch."

"Are you looking for death on purpose!"

Zhuang Xiaojie rolled up his sleeves subconsciously, and then wanted to frighten her, so he reached out and grabbed her by the collar.Xiaoxiao Yuxie thought that he really wanted to repair the dog's tail grass, so she jumped up to stop it, but before Zhuang Xiaojie touched the hair of the dog's tail grass, the drunk woman began to cry bitterly, crying and crying and returning to her usual off-line Girlish, pulling Zhuang Xiaojie's sleeve and weeping.

"Big~ Can you be nice to Xiaoxiao? He is really pitiful. You don't know how much he has worked hard secretly to not be disgusted by you. You said he was fat, so he tried his best to lose weight. He only ate two An apple and a cup of yogurt. You told him to be low-key. He is now invisible and dare not post on Weibo. Every drama you cooperate with him will spend a lot of time pondering the recording, which is more serious than his work. During this period of time, he He took on a lot of dramas, many of which he didn't like, just because the planners of those dramas also had your dramas in their hands, so he begged others to let him join the crew, even if it was a one-sentence group, he just wanted to be able to talk to you In the same frame... Daddy, you see he has done so much for you, don't speak sarcasticly to him anymore..."

She was crying heartbroken, and her base makeup was turned into a color palette, yellow yellow, white white, red red, pink pink, and matched with black waterfalls of eyeliner and mascara.The customers and employees in the store had noticed this silly elder sister who kept making fools of herself, and quietly looked back and whispered to each other, hoping that the farce would be more exciting.Zhuang Xiaojie is extremely irritable, a dog-tailed idiot, willing to be a circus animal and let others have fun, but he doesn't want to accompany her to be this animal trainer, so he quickly called the waiter to pay the bill, gave up bargaining, and gave up his usual love The hair, ticket scratching entertainment, all I want to do is to get out of this place.Dogtail grass cried and made noises, hanging on him like a sloth and not letting go.

"Big Daddy, don't block me! Don't block me!"

Zhuang Xiaojie dragged her to barely move a few steps and was so tired that he was out of breath, so he helplessly asked Xiaoxiao Yuxie for help.

"Why are you standing there? Why don't you take this idiot away!"

"Oh!"

Xiaoxiaoyu rested until he allowed him to dare to get close to her. She caught up and pulled the dog's tail grass away, dragging and dragging her out the door.Erguotou's stamina was strong, and the dog's tail grass became drunk shortly after leaving the store. She couldn't help it, so she had to be carried by Xiaoxiaoyuxie.Zhuang Xiaojie was sweating all over, and yelled at the side of the road with his hips on his hips: "This stupid pig woman is too troublesome, if I have such a daughter, I will..."

He wanted to say "I'll just shoot her into the wall", but after thinking about it, it's a pity that this kind of weapon of mass destruction is destroyed, so he changed his words and said: "I'll just raise her well and give it to my enemy as a pawn." Daughter-in-law, ruined all three generations of their family."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was amused, and defended her friend: "The tail is usually very good, but it's only because of drinking too much today."

Just now, he has been taking care of the dogtail grass tenderly and considerately, feeding her water to wipe her face, and going to the convenience store to buy rubber bands to help her tie up her messy hair, and his gestures are full of strong fatherly love.Zhuang Xiaojie doesn't like young and old men, but he must admit that there are very few gentle and honest men like Xiaoxiao Yuxie, and he was tempted to gossip for a while, and asked him: "I think you like women quite a lot, why are you so bent?"

Xiaoxiaoyu smiled and said, "I like women and treat them as sisters and friends, but only men can make me think like that."

Needless to say what that thought was, Zhuang Xiaojie coughed and asked again: "Then when did you find out that you like men?"

"In the fifth grade of primary school." Xiaoxiao Yuxie took a look at him, and took the initiative to explain, "At that time, there was a male intern teacher in the class. He was very nice and liked the students very much. He was especially kind to me."

"What's the best way?"

"I often chat with me, help me with my homework, tell me stories, lend me books, sometimes take me to his house to play, and cook for me. He is best at Yangchun noodles, rolling noodles by himself, Use scallion and sesame oil on the bottom, and put a lot of green vegetables. Every time I watch me eating noodles, I smile and remind me to eat more vegetables.”

Zhuang Xiaojie recalled the night when Xiaoxiao Yuxie came to Shanghai, and he personally cooked a bowl of noodles covered with vegetables for Xiaoxiao Yuxie. Could it be that this was the opportunity to make Xiaoxiao Yuxie fall in love with him?

He couldn't help but stop, and asked seriously, "Do you like me because I look like that teacher?"

The night covered up all the colors, but Xiaoxiao Yuxie must have blushed, and smiled a little shyly: "You found out, this is an inducement, at your house that night, you invited me to eat noodles and told him the same thing, I couldn’t help but be moved.”

Zhuang Xiaojie said "hehe" twice, and scolded: "You still play with me as a stand-in, don't you read too much gossip!?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie shook her head: "It's not considered a stand-in, he's prettier than you, and he's much gentler than you."

"You are paralyzed..."

"But I like you not only because you are like him."

"what?"

"You are bad-tempered, quick-tempered, narrow-minded, poisonous in your mouth, irritable and capricious, proud and complacent and arrogant..."

Zhuang Xiaojie listened to Xiaoxiao Yuxie spit out a long list of derogatory words, which didn't seem to be describing his sweetheart, and asked: "Are you judging me like this to prove that you are the number one blind eye since the founding of the People's Republic of China?"

"Of course not." Xiaoxiao Yuxie said in a tone of "playing with you", showing the first heartfelt laughter at the beginning of the farewell, full of pampering and admiration.

"You have an incredible power. You always send warmth and hope when people's hearts are the coldest. Just seeing your id makes people feel at ease. The tail said that everything can be solved if the string is broken at three o'clock. I think so too. so."