Network distribution circle tearing guide

"Why is the road into the village blocked?"

Zhuang Xiaojie saw several large stone piles lying across the road from a distance, and slowly slowed down. After braking nearby, he found that the road was blocked, and large motor vehicles could not pass through.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie remembered: "I heard that in the past two days, the gas pipeline network has been overhauled in the village, and the road is under construction, so cars can't get in."

They had no choice but to turn the car around and go to the parking lot of the scenic spot a few hundred meters away. Xiaoxiao Yuxie saw the toll column at the entrance of the parking lot marked "10 yuan for three hours, and 3 yuan per hour for more than three hours", and hurriedly told Zhuang Xiaojie Said: "I will pay for the parking fee, you don't have to worry about it."

Zhuang Xiaojie rolled his eyes: "Don't pretend to be generous here, the 150 I gave you just now also includes the parking fee, I don't owe you a penny."

"Oh", Xiaoxiao Yuxie scratched the back of her head, trying to hold back a smile from the shape of her mouth, and said after getting off the car, "You don't owe me, but I owe you. You invited me for the meal last night."

Zhuang Xiaojie didn't take it seriously: "It's okay, you only ate half a bunch of potatoes, I'll take it as if I accidentally dropped it on the ground."

Xiaoxiaoyu took a break, rubbed her nose quickly, and tried her best to maintain her dignity.

"A treat is a treat, it has nothing to do with the size of the portion, courtesy is reciprocated, I must find a chance to return this meal."

Zhuang Xiaojie understood that he was looking for an excuse to get close again, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he said calmly: "Okay then, you can go to KFC to buy a bag of French fries and return it to me."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie couldn't keep her hhp any longer, burst into laughter instantly, and bent over laughing with her belly in front of Zhuang Xiaojie.Zhuang Xiaojie watched him quietly, and said contemptuously, "Did you take too much nitric oxide? What's so funny."

Xiaoxiao Yuxi wiped the corners of her eyes and said, "I always thought your words were so funny, and people will become younger after getting along with you for a long time."

"why?"

"Smile, ten years old."

This flattery missed Zhuang Xiaojie's point, and in exchange for his colder sarcasm: "That's because you are too low-spirited. Medicine thinks this is a neurological disease. It is recommended that you treat it as soon as possible, and don't stop taking the medicine casually."

His expressionless sarcasm made Xiaoxiaoyu lean forward and backward with laughter, listening to his endless "hahaha", Zhuang Xiaojie's cancer relapsed in embarrassment, and he left him and turned away.Xiaoxiao Yuxie chased after him, seeing his solemn expression, her mood turned apprehensive, and she asked in panic, "Are we going to Cai's house like this? The gift is still in the car."

Zhuang Xiaojie's eyes were straight, and he didn't take half an inch of his peripheral vision. He said casually, "We only have two hands, and we can't carry them all at once. When we get to Cai's house, ask their people to come and get them."

"Okay, the road ahead is not easy to walk, so be careful."

The two walked into Longling Village for 10 minutes. The main road in the village was dug into a miniature version of the karst terrain. Some places were more like fields after spring plowing. The soil was as fluffy as dough and would sink your feet when stepped on.Xiaoxiao Yuxie just reminded Zhuang Xiaojie that she was neglecting to watch the road, and suddenly fell down in a dog crawling style and fell into a big pit more than one meter deep, covered with loess.

"Can you walk? How can you jump into a pit with your eyes open?"

Zhuang Xiaojie gloated at his misfortune at first, seeing that he struggled for a long time and couldn't climb up, so he hurriedly approached him and asked.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie groped aimlessly with her hands, and said in a panic, "My contact lens fell off."

His originally bright and energetic eyes were now narrowed into a slit, and he couldn't help adjusting the focus tremblingly. He was obviously a highly myopic eye who couldn't move an inch without his glasses.Zhuang Xiaojie was helpless, stretched out his hand to pull him out of the pit, and asked him if he had any spares.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie said: "I'm wearing a daily disposable. I had spares, but I was in a hurry to go out this morning, so I forgot to bring them."

Zhuang Xiaojie asked him what his degree was again, and when he found out that he was half-blind with 800 degrees of myopia + 300 degrees of flash, he couldn't help but gasped, and shook his hand in front of his eyes.

"Then can you still see clearly?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie shook her head anxiously: "It's blurred at 10 centimeters away, and now your face looks like Meitu Xiuxiu's over-processed look."

"...Really? Then don't wear glasses in the future, the world in your eyes will be much better."

"Wait! Don't leave me behind, I can't see the way!"

Seeing that Zhuang Xiaojie was about to leave, Xiaoxiao Yuxie hurriedly grabbed his sleeve, and was immediately thrown away by the anger, he staggered two steps and almost fell back into the pit, pitifully begging for help: "I really can't see clearly, can you lead me away. "

Zhuang Xiaojie spat: "Don't make bad ideas, these tricks can't fool me, a blind man can walk independently, let alone you are worse than a blind man."

Xiaoxiaoyu Xie frowning and defended: "Those who can walk independently are long-term blind. I just lost my glasses and I am not used to the blurred state. Now I feel dizzy and the road is so difficult. It is difficult for my body to maintain balance."

In order to express his pure motives, he pulled out the scarf hidden in his coat.

"Why don't you hold my scarf, and I promise not to touch you."

It was a gray fine wool scarf. Zhuang Xiaojie had sharp eyes and immediately recognized that the texture of this style was exactly the same as the scarf in the mysterious courier he received some time ago. He had always been curious about who the sender was. Now that he had this clue, the puzzle was easily solved.

Xiaoxiao Yuxie's hometown is Inner Mongolia, and he is based in Beijing. The box of Mongolian specialties must have been sent by him.But how would he know my real name?Yes, he chatted with Lin Xiao, that woman must have told him.

Knowing this, Zhuang Xiaojie immediately wanted to return the presents, but he had already stewed the mushrooms in chicken soup, and he had taken the dried fruits to give away at work. The three-blue carpet was given to his stepmother, and the air-dried beef was given to his brother. The earthy scarf was thrown in the corner of the closet like a chicken rib by him... He cannibalizes people with a short mouth and treats people softly. After all, he was designed by Xiaoxiao Yuxie and owed him a favor.

This made him inexplicably angry, and he couldn't tell the truth on the spot. Taking advantage of Xiaoxiaoyu's dim eyesight, he gave him a hard look, and stretched out his hand to roughly grab his scarf.

"Hurry up, we're late."

He ruthlessly dragged him forward at a fast pace, without turning his head to take a look.Xiaoxiao Yuxie struggled to follow his pace, even though he pulled the scarf several times in the middle and strangled her breathing, she still didn't make any protest.Hearing the heavy breath behind him, Zhuang Xiaojie suddenly felt that what he was leading was not a human being, but a large, docile and loyal pet dog. No matter how cruel and ruthless he was, as long as he turned around, it would stick out its tongue and show off its cuteness.

Today is fine, the blue sky is spotless, the surrounding mountains are winding and layered, and most of the peaks are covered with snow, reflecting patches of pure brilliance, like wearing a corolla woven by jasmine and gardenia.The unseen scenery of this city makes people feel soft, peaceful, leisurely and lively. It is really a good scene for walking and walking the dog.Zhuang Xiaojie was busy with his work a few days ago, and now he has nothing to worry about, so he naturally began to look at the mountains and rivers, and found that Longling Village is indeed a well-deserved tourist attraction. If he finds free time in the future, he must Have fun swimming.He raised his eyes and looked into the distance, gradually feeling relaxed and happy, his pace slowed down, and suddenly he heard Xiaoxiao Yuxie ask: "Are you laughing?"

He turned back with a straight face: "Guess what, do you think I'm smiling?"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie smiled: "I can't see clearly, but I know you are very happy."

"Cut, are you the roundworm in my stomach? You know everything I think."

Zhuang Xiaojie thought that a few words of cursing would make this stupid dog shut up, but he unexpectedly analyzed plausibly: "You usually pretend to be deep in the city, but it's actually very easy to understand. I just need to listen to your words or look at your gestures to know you. Either happy or angry."

"Shut up!" Zhuang Xiaojie interrupted him sharply, just like a frightened hedgehog erecting barbs all over his body in an instant.Beasts who are accustomed to living in the jungle are most afraid of being found out about their habits. No matter whether Xiaoxiao Yuxie's words are true or not, he feels that his safety is threatened, and he will not allow the other party to overstep the barrier.

If this guy really became a roundworm in his stomach, he would immediately eat ten boxes of Shike intestinal worms and send him to the cesspit to eat.

"No nonsense! Let's go!"

Xiaoxiao Yuxie was dragged vigorously by him in an unprepared state, her upper body became unbalanced, and she threw herself forward uncontrollably.Zhuang Xiaojie stopped in shock: "Don't touch me! Or I'll kill you!", this threat was quite effective, Xiaoxiao Yuxie tried her best to stabilize her footing, and fixed the distance between the two at about 0.5 centimeters , I saw him raising his hands and striding forward, while Zhuang Xiaojie was leaning back in a lunge. The expressions on both sides were panicked, much like a captured photographic work, and the mood was still for a moment.But what is very different from the photos is that the wind is blowing, the trees are moving, the birds are singing, and the water is flowing. Zhuang Xiaojie's heart is also beating non-stop, half angry and half ashamed. The sum of violent lines can't match the shame of this moment.

Why do you have to be like a little girl walking around at night, always on guard against wolves?Why do you have to suffer groping and rape like a hottie in a bikini?He used to be rubbed on the back by a glamorous busty on the subway and sniggered knowingly. He used to visit a soft girl in a suspender in the downtown area who was refreshed. He once interviewed a beautiful girl with a Wanwan accent and tried every means to delay ...One day I actually tasted the trouble of being sexually obsessed and harassed.The dark room is guilty, and the eyes are like lightning. Sure enough, even the slightest immoral deeds will be punished.

He was full of resentment, thinking that if the gods wanted to show their spirits, they could send a shrew to harm him, so why would they make such a rough man?Still a pure 1!Although this person is a waste pustule, it will also cause a considerable degree of psychological shadow. Now when he thinks of Xiaoxiao Yuxie, he can't help but tighten his ass.

"Go away!"

Zhuang Xiaojie pushed away Xiaoxiao Yuxie with his Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, like a fighting rooster, his face was as red as a cockscomb.Xiaoxiao Yuxie took a few steps back and innocently declared: "I, I didn't touch you." He couldn't see Zhuang Xiaojie's face clearly, and couldn't grasp the other party's current state. He stuck his hands in front of him, pointing his fingers anxiously, Seeing Zhuang Xiaojie put down his fist beating his chest, he begged cautiously, "Don't leave me behind."

It would be inhumane to abandon people with limited mobility. Zhuang Xiaojie is not afraid of being wronged, knowing that this wild dog may be kidnapping in love, but he has no choice but to take advantage of this trick, and ordered in a deep voice: "Come here."

Xiaoxiao Yuxie approached him like a dog shaking her head and wagging her tail, smiled at him foolishly, held up the end of the scarf and patted it before handing it over, successfully using the tactic of overcoming rigidity with softness, turning the opponent's stern look into a long sigh.Disappointed, Zhuang Xiaojie took the scarf and led the big stupid dog forward again.Frustration slowed down his pace, and the speed slowed down a lot. They walked for more than half an hour on the 10-minute journey, and it was already a quarter past one in the afternoon when they reached the threshold of Cai's house.