The funny guys in bedroom 303

Wu Di came out of the teaching building and saw Liu Shun squatting on the edge of the playground in a daze.

The afterglow of the setting sun shone on him, inexplicably adding a sense of loneliness and depression to him, making him look so lonely.

She tiptoed over and patted him on the shoulder suddenly.

"Dude, what are you doing?"

Liu Shun was not intimidated, turned his head numbly, saw the person coming and smiled, "I have nothing to do, I'm thinking about the future."

"Are you okay?" Wu Di sensitively smelled a strange smell, "Are you stimulated?"

"What can I do? Only I can stimulate others, no one can stimulate me." Liu Shun stood up and walked forward.

"What are you doing? I'm hungry, let's go to the cafeteria to eat." Wu Di chased after him and stretched out his hand, "Have you brought your meal card? Mine is in the dormitory. Lend me yours. I'll treat you next time." eat."

Liu Shun took out the meal card from his pocket and stuffed it into his hand, "Go and eat by yourself, I don't have an appetite, so I'll go back first."

"Hey, don't go, do you want me to bring some for you?"

Wu Di shouted behind him, and Liu Shun waved his hands without looking back.

For some reason, Wu Di always felt that Liu Shun was a little abnormal today, and was about to catch up with him to ask the reason, when he suddenly felt a strong low pressure attacking him, and turning his head stiffly, he saw an elongated face.

Feeling bad in his heart, he instinctively wanted to escape, but the other party saw his intention and warned him coldly.

"You dare to take a step and try."

Wu Di wiped his face and smiled brighter than the sun above his head, "Your Highness, how could I leave after seeing you? Besides, where can I go? Since the first time I met you, I have always been in my heart I secretly decided to follow in your footsteps to the death and never leave!"

These compliments didn't make Tan Rui happy, he still had a calm face.

"I'm in a bad mood, you tell my fortune."

Although Wu Di wasn't very smart, he still knew how to read words and expressions, and besides, Tan Rui had already made it very clear that he couldn't say some bad things to make himself feel bad.Looking up, there seemed to be a cloud over Tan Rui's head.As a fortune teller with professional ethics, Wu Di really wanted to remind the other party, but swallowed the words back just before opening his mouth.He suddenly remembered that Tan Rui once said that he sent a fortune teller to the hospital because the master said that he would encounter a catastrophe due to bad luck, so insane!Wu Di swallowed. With his violent temper, if he told the truth, his small body that didn't grow much flesh would probably be broken in half by him, right?

"Your Highness, congratulations!" Wu Di's eyes showed ecstasy, and he clapped his hands in applause, "Look at the auspicious clouds covering the sky, and the red lights coming towards you. blah blah, blah blah...

Tan Rui slowly raised the corners of his lips, and was so focused on that clean and beautiful face that he didn't realize that a football was flying towards him like a shooting star.

There was a muffled "bang", hitting the red heart.The football hit the face, and the nosebleed immediately flowed out.

Wu Di, who was still chattering, was taken aback by the sudden change, and before he could react, he heard a cold voice in his ears, "This is what you call a lucky star?!"

Wu Di wanted to cry. For the first time, he felt that he was really an ominous person as everyone said.Not only is the spirit with a good mouth but not a bad spirit, but he can't even think about it.It didn't mean that he just felt that Tan Rui was shrouded in bad luck today, but the other party was injured after a while.

"Amitabha, sin, sin!" Wu Di stretched out his hand to help him wipe the nosebleed, just after wiping it off, it flowed out again, and continued wiping with another hand, the blood flowed continuously.Wu Di was in a hurry and shouted, "Ouch!! Put your head up!"

Qin Rui seemed much calmer, took out a handkerchief from his trouser pocket and pressed it under his nostrils.

At this time, the culprit ran over, stared at Tan Rui's face and kept apologizing, and said that he would be sent to the infirmary.

Tan Rui didn't say a word, but his face was very ugly, which seemed to mean: Why do you need the police if an apology is useful!

The culprit knew that he was a big shot, and was afraid that he would not be able to get along in this school if he offended him. He was terrified for a while, and secretly cast a look at Wu Di for help.

After Wu Di received it, he immediately said good things to the other party, "My dear prince, peace is the most important thing in everything! Others have already apologized to you, so you should forgive him regardless of the villain. Let's go to the infirmary now, don't worry about it." Delayed, you are still bleeding!"

Qin Rui sneered, "You're pretty good at shirking responsibility."

"What responsibility did I shirk?" Wu Di was at a loss, "What does this have to do with me?"

"It's because you said I was lucky that I was careless. Otherwise, I would definitely be able to escape. This is all caused by you."

When I met an unreasonable person, I can only blame my bad luck.

For the sake of him being the injured, Wu Di was too lazy to argue with him, and wiped away tears for himself in his heart.

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault. Let's stop the bleeding first, shall we? Later, I will punish you as you want. I have no complaints."

Now that we've talked about it, it's useless to worry about it any more, so Tan Rui reluctantly hummed.

Seeing that the matter was settled, the culprit picked up the football and slipped away quietly like a gust of wind.

****

The two came to the infirmary, and Zhou Wei actually sat inside.

Seeing them, Zhou Wei stood up to greet them, like the owner of the place, "Come in, go and sit on the sofa. What's going on? Got into a fight? Got beaten up? Broken nose? Oops, what should I do?" It won't be out of shape, will it?"

Seeing Zhou Wei's look of gloating but pretending to be worried, Wu Di couldn't help but have black lines all over his face, and asked, "Brother Wei, why are you here?"

Zhou Wei took a peek at the man sitting at the desk reading the newspaper, with a shy expression on his face, "I'm here to drop by."

Seeing his bear appearance, Wu Di despised him in his heart.Then he shifted his gaze to Ke Yan, and shouted sadly: "School doctor, don't read the newspaper, come and see his injuries, if something happens to him, I will be very miserable!!"

Ke Yan felt a headache, put down the newspaper, and rubbed his temples.He really couldn't understand why all the little boys nowadays are out of tune, as if they came from Mars, what they said and did always made him incomprehensible, could this be the so-called age gap?It's really hard for him to keep up with their thinking.

Putting on disposable gloves, he walked up to the injured person, and shone the inside of his nose with a flashlight. The bleeding had stopped, so there should be no problem.

"A little injury is fine, just wash your face with cold water."

Wu Di yelled in surprise, "The inspection is over so soon? Don't treat the wound? Don't you apply medicine?"

The headache got worse, Ke Yan asked helplessly: "How about I put a plaster cast on him?"

This remark obviously contained teasing elements, but Wu Di just took the joke as a serious one, and nodded in agreement.

The next second, a slap was mercilessly slapped on his head, and Tan Rui said angrily, "Do you have a brain? He's teasing you, didn't you see it?" After finishing speaking, he pulled him away Yes, I didn't forget to give Ke Yan a look before going out.

Ke Yan was baffled by the hostile eyes: what's going on here? ?

Sure enough, the greater the age span, the deeper the generation gap...

Coming out of the infirmary, Qin Rui let go of his hand, faced Wu Di, and looked down at him, with a typical look of settling accounts after autumn.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Wu Di shrank his neck, bowed his waist, and quietly backed away, trying to reduce his sense of existence as much as possible.

"Stand up straight for me!"

After receiving the order, Wu Di straightened his body straight like a javelin.

Qin Rui was very satisfied, looked at him and asked, "Do you remember what you said before?"

Wu Di turned into a little soldier, "Report to the officer! I remember everything! Please, the officer punish me!"

Tan Rui patted his face, "You're quite good at making changes when the wind blows."

Wu Di pretended to be calm on the surface, but in fact he was terrified to death.He knew that at this critical moment, the only way to live better was to obey the other party, lest lawyers, subpoenas... and so on came again, and he couldn't stand it!

He gave a military salute, with a respectful expression on his face, "Sir, this is not called playing the rudder according to the wind, we are absolutely obedient, without any second thoughts!"

This time Tan Rui was completely amused by him, reached out to wrap his arms around his shoulders, and walked forward with his arms, "For the sake of your loyalty, I won't argue with you for the time being. If you can continue to be so loyal, today's I'll just pretend it didn't happen, and I won't pursue it any further."

"Sir, you can rest assured, I am a dog, and I am absolutely loyal."

"Then I'll call you Goudan from now on, it's a cute name."

"Can I?"

"What do you think?"

"t_t oops! It's so bullying~~"

"What did you say?! Huh?"

"-_-|||I said that I am willing to be bullied by you!"

……

Here, in the school infirmary.

After Tan Rui pulled Wu Di away, Ke Yan, who had been feeling baffled, walked to the window, ready to breathe some fresh air and wake up his mind, but unexpectedly saw the two plague gods who had just walked out standing still outside the window.

Therefore, he saw all the scene that happened above.

Ke Yan really suspected that he had come to a mental hospital, and sat back weakly at his desk. He was about to read the newspaper, but found that big man with a silly smile peeking at him again, and his head hurt again. I regretted the impulsive move of throwing away my original job and coming here as a school doctor.