The funny guys in bedroom 303

A funny rap song is being played on the campus radio - the self-study room for college students.

The singer narrates his college life with joking lyrics, which is tedious and unreliable. The classmates around him are either impetuous or muddled, which truly and vividly reflects a college student's thinking and confusion about contemporary college life.

Listening to this song, Ke Yan couldn't help thinking, what was he like when he was in college?

Is it like in the song?

Like, maybe not...

In the blink of an eye, many years have passed, and when I suddenly remembered, for some reason, I felt a little melancholy in my heart.

When others are having fun, he is reading; when others are in love, he is still reading.His college life seems to have never left his books.However, when he was about to graduate, he still had strong self-control and joined the army of love.

If he does not fall in love, he may continue to study in graduate school, and maybe study abroad.He had planned his future life long ago, but because of a man, he gave up all his plans and stayed in this city willingly, and even found a job that he was not satisfied with.This person is his current boyfriend, a cowardly man who says he loves him but dare not reveal their feelings to the world.

The other party is the only seedling in the family, and his parents have been looking forward to his early marriage and a grandson to hug them.Ke Yan knew that he had been secretly going on blind dates without telling him. Because of this, the two had quarreled and broke up several times, but somehow they reconciled.

Sometimes, Ke Yan felt that this life was very boring, and he really wanted to be separated from his boyfriend for a while, to give each other a breathing space.But the other party seems to understand his thoughts, and every time they meet, they always flatter him blindly, so that he can't say anything unfeeling.

Originally, they made an appointment to have dinner together after get off work today, but now it was almost seven o'clock, and the sky was gradually getting dark, and the other party still did not appear in front of him.

Probably going on a blind date again...

Ke Yan smiled wryly, and at this moment he received a text message, which read: Xiao Yan, there is an emergency in the hospital, and I can't come here.Excuse me, can you go to dinner by yourself?I will come to accompany you tomorrow.

Ke Yan read the text message several times, but did not reply.

Instead, press a series of numbers and ask after connecting, "Do you have an emergency room today?"

A puzzled voice came from over there, "No, everyone is off work."

Ke Yan let out an oh, and hung up the phone, not knowing what it was like.

He thought, if that person knew that he had made this call, he would definitely say that he was suspicious and had no confidence in this relationship.He also knew that his behavior was a bit shameless, but after being cheated many times, he had become distrustful, paranoid, and neurotic.If it continues like this, if he suppresses himself too much, he feels that his spirit will collapse sooner or later.

Looking up at the big man sitting in the corner, Ke Yan couldn't help feeling amused. This kid had been sitting here for almost two hours, and he didn't even say a word. Except for occasionally peeking at himself, he kept staring at him at other times. The ground is in a daze, it's really stupid.

"Hello." Ke Yan asked him while packing his things, "Are you hungry?"

Hearing the voice, Zhou Wei, who seemed to be in a daze but actually dozed off with his eyes open, looked up in surprise, "Are you talking to me? Say it again, okay? I didn't hear clearly just now."

Ke Yan stood up with his bag in his hand, "I'm going to eat, do you want to go with me?"

"Go!" Zhou Weikuang nodded, giggling, "I'm just hungry."

****

When he came to the cafeteria, Ke Yan saw the two plague gods who walked out of his office not long ago standing in front of the dining window.Subconsciously turned around and wanted to leave, but was stopped by an arm.

Zhou Wei asked in surprise, "Where are you going? Have you stopped eating?"

"Go out and eat."

"Oh." Zhou Wei was about to follow, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of two people standing not far away, immediately grabbed Ke Yan's wrist, and pulled him forward, "Let's eat here, I met acquaintances Alright, let's eat together."

Ke Yan felt helpless, really afraid of something.

As they approached, the conversation between the two came to their ears.

With a wound on his nose, the tall man growled and said, "Have you chosen yet? What are you going to eat? It's almost 10 minutes away. Do you dare to order a dish?"

After being yelled at, the little boy looked aggrieved, "Don't worry, I haven't made up my mind yet. In fact, I decided to eat beef tonight before I came here, but there are only chicken and pork here. I had planned three Grow meat, eat it differently, and eat one kind a day. Oh, really, it messed up my plan."

"Forget it, order everything, if you continue to struggle, do you want to eat tonight?!"

"But in the plan, today is the day to eat beef."

"Beef, sir!"

"My uncle's surname is not Niu."

The tall one shot over with a look, and the little one immediately covered his mouth.

Ke Yan stared at the sky speechlessly. Is this... ordering trouble?

At this moment, Wu Di found them and greeted them cheerfully, "Viagra, school doctor, are you coming to eat too?"

The two nodded at the same time.

Wu Di was happy again, "Then let's eat together."

Just as Ke Yan was about to refuse, Zhou Wei smiled and leaned on Wu Di, "Okay, you treat me."

Ke Yan: ...

Wu Di shook the meal card in his hand, pretending to be serious and said: "Wrong, it should be Liu Shun's treat, and this meal card belongs to him."

"Really?" Zhou Wei laughed loudly, "Then I won't be polite." Pointing to a few dishes, he said to the chef who ordered them, "That's all, here are two servings!"

Ke Yan, Qin Rui: ...

Suddenly, I felt particularly ashamed to stand with them.

After ordering a good meal, several people took a plate and found a place to sit down.

During the period, Qin Rui occasionally helped Wu Di pick up vegetables, and Wu Di smiled gratefully at him while eating, and then helped Zhou Wei and Ke Yan pick up vegetables, entertaining them like a host, while Zhou Wei kept his head buried in eating hard, He will eat as much as you give him, without any hesitation.So in the eyes of outsiders, the atmosphere at their table was very relaxed and harmonious.

Only Ke Yan complained endlessly in his heart, feeling that the meal was a bit difficult to eat.

He had already seen that something was wrong with Tan Rui and Wu Di. That guy's possessiveness towards Wu Di was simply too strong. Wu Di just gave them some food, but the other party was not happy, and would throw a few dissatisfied looks from time to time. It made Ke Yan even have the appetite to eat.He grabbed his bag and strode out of the cafeteria without even saying hello.By the time Zhou Wei came to his senses, he had already disappeared.

After his sweetheart left, Zhou Wei suddenly lost his appetite. Looking at the half bowl of rice left in the bowl, he poked it with his chopsticks, but still forced it into his mouth.Seeing that he was eating so painfully, Wu Di couldn't bear to say: "Don't force yourself if you can't eat, be careful to burst your belly."

After Zhou Wei finished the meal, he replied vaguely: "Wasting food is shameful!"

"You're so stupid, you can keep it for supper. Let's go back to the dormitory."

"Well, why didn't I think of this? By the way, what are you going to have for dinner?"

"Uh... the plan seems to be to eat instant noodles tonight, which taste like braised beef."

"Oh, don't forget to make a bowl for me then."

"no problem."

……

The two chatted and walked, completely forgetting about Tan Rui.

His Royal Highness, who was used to being admired by the stars, watched them go further and further away in a daze, and felt the taste of defeat for the first time.

****

Back in the dormitory, the two saw Liu Shun sleeping on the bed. On a hot day, he wrapped himself tightly in a quilt, which made people feel hot and panic.

Wu Di walked over worriedly and slapped him awake, "What's wrong with you today? It's so abnormal!"

Liu Shun rubbed his sleepy eyes, "It's nothing, just take a nap when you're sleepy."

"The weather forecast said that today's temperature will reach over [-] degrees, so you can sleep as long as you want. Why do you need to cover yourself with a quilt?"

"Nonsense, you only cover yourself with a quilt when it's cold, I feel cold!"

"Well, it's cold on a hot day, you are a talent."

Liu Shun scanned the room with his eyes and asked, "Didn't you bring me food?"

Wu Di was surprised, "You told me not to take it, have you forgotten?"

"Do whatever I tell you? When did you become so obedient?" Liu Shun got up from the bed, put on his clothes and went out.

Wu Di asked behind him: "Where are you going?"

"Go out to eat."

……

Liu Shun has an unbeatable heart, tenacious, tenacious, and indomitable.In the afternoon, he was indeed very sad, but after waking up from sleep, his troubles seemed to have been wiped out by him along with his dozing off.

Walking slowly outside the school, he was about to go to the ramen restaurant at the end of the street to eat a bowl of ramen, but unexpectedly ran into Liu Yi on the way.

The moment the eyes of the two collided, Liu Shun was stunned, and instinctively wanted to turn around and run away.But before he could make any moves, he saw Liu Yi cast a disdainful look at him, and then turned and left one step ahead of him.

Suddenly, a burst of anger welled up, and the previous panic was completely overwhelmed by anger, and even overwhelmed reason.

Liu Shun clenched his fists, ran over angrily, and punched Liu Yi hard on the back, causing him to stagger.

Liu Yi hadn't realized what happened when he heard a crying roar from behind.

"Liu Yi, why the hell am I just not welcoming you like this?! I raped you, or what's wrong with you, can you hide everywhere as soon as you see me?!"