The funny guys in bedroom 303

Wu Di has a nerve thicker than an arm, and he never knows how to read other people's minds.Just like at this moment, watching Tan Rui turn around and leave, he didn't understand that a person who was fine a moment ago turned his back on whatever he said, and suddenly left with a straight face.

Seeing that Tan Rui was about to step into the dormitory building, he hurried after him.

"His Royal Highness, wait for me."

Tan Rui turned around and asked impatiently, "What are you doing?"

Wu Di grabbed his wrist and showed a flattering smile, "Are you going to leave me alone?"

Tan Rui showed disdain, and asked, "Are you familiar with me? Why should I care about you?"

Wu Di was startled, feeling like he was being hurt, and then he smiled unnaturally, "On this dark and windy night, you have the heart to leave me here alone with the mosquitoes, and go back by yourself Are you asleep?"

Qin Rui let out a cold snort from his nostrils, forcibly withdrew his hand, and pushed the door open.

With a bang, the door was slammed shut.

Wu Di stood there dumbfounded, unable to recover for a long time, the sound of the heavy door closing vaguely echoed in the silent air.

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On the way back to his own dormitory, Wu Di kept cursing Tan Rui in a chattering voice.He recalled everything from the moment they knew each other to the present, only to find depressingly that he was always the one being bullied.He really couldn't figure out why Tan Rui always teased him. Was the other party's character so bad, or did he have a bullying face?

Before I could figure out the reason, a sentence suddenly popped into my mind-you really forgot about me.

Until this time, Wu Di's unusual brain circuit and super long neural reflex arc were finally on the right track.

While kicking the pebbles on the side of the road, he muttered to himself.

"Do I know him? I met him before? Is it because he doesn't remember him, so he is angry? Where did we meet? What did we do when we met? Oh..." Wu Di sighed, desperately Scratching his hair, "I can't remember at all!!"

Coming to the door of the dormitory with a bit of annoyance, Wu Dixie said a lot of good things with a face, and his mouth was almost dry, so the doorkeeper aunt let him in mercifully.

Back in the dormitory, the two roommates got up from the bed after hearing the noise, and waved the flashlight at Wu Di.

The light beams flew wildly, Wu Di squinted his eyes, and didn't bother to pay attention to them.

Liu Shun rushed over and gave him a bear hug, "Honey, you're finally back."

Wu Di pushed him away in disgust, "Go ahead and play, you disrespectful guy."

"Tsk tsk, are you really angry?" Liu Shun leaned forward again, "Baby, don't be like this."

Wu Di felt a chill, and really didn't want to deal with this psychopath, so he turned his gaze to Zhou Wei who looked a little more normal, "Brother Wei, why are you still up?"

Zhou Wei blew a kiss over, "I'm waiting for you to come back to pamper you."

(╰_╯)#吴迪暴走, "Why don't you two bitches die!"

The two sluts laughed facelessly.

……

Ever since Liu Shun met Zhou Wei by chance at the school gate that day and was taken back to the dormitory by the other party, in order not to let him continue to wait for the love in his heart like a fool, Zhou Wei made up his mind and turned into a prison boss, treating him as a prisoner. Prisoners are generally guarded 24 hours a day.Although his love is against ethics and morality, Zhou Wei didn't intend to discriminate at all. He just wanted him to recognize the reality and wake up from self-deception as soon as possible.

Liu Shun's older brother is Liu Yi, a man of the school next door. He is handsome and has excellent grades. Naturally, he has a large number of supporters. In everyone's eyes, he is like a god, but in Zhou Wei's eyes, he is It is a piece of cold-blooded and heartless wood.

As a bystander, Zhou Wei really couldn't bear to watch Liu Shun wait and give in silence for the past two years without any response.Isn't it said that the human heart is made of flesh?But he always suspected that Liu Yi's heart was made of iron and stone. No matter what Liu Shun did for him, he couldn't even exchange a smile in the end.

Watching Liu Shun torture himself for two years, Zhou Wei really couldn't stand it anymore.He was worthless for Liu Shun and felt sad for Liu Shun, but his kindness seemed superfluous. He forcefully brought Liu Shun by his side to supervise, and Liu Shun didn't accept his affection at all.

On this day, he was still inseparable from Liu Shun all morning.

After class, the two of them came to the men's room. Liu Shun stood in front of the urinal and begged him for mercy, "Brother Viagra, please let me go. You have been with me for three days, and you can't even go to the toilet." Follow me, don't you bother me? I can't urinate if you watch from the sidelines, if this continues, I will get uremia sooner or later!"

Zhou Wei turned his head to the side, "You pee, I won't watch."

No one was watching, Liu Shun urinated much more smoothly, and teased while urinating, "To be honest, do you have a crush on me? If so, I advise you to die as soon as possible and live like us for a long time. People who are under the shadow of a crush are only suitable for talking about revolutionary friendship and exchanging ideas by the way, not really suitable for talking about love."

"Cut." Zhou Wei has always disdain to engage in boring verbal disputes with him, "I just don't want to see someone abusing themselves in front of me."

"Okay, my self-abuse behavior blinded your titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, and here I apologize to you." After urinating, Liu Shun zipped up his pants, walked out, "I'm going first, Don’t follow me, please bring your guide dog.”

Slipping out of the toilet, Liu Shun couldn't help smiling wryly when he saw that Zhou Wei hadn't caught up.

Even he himself couldn't bear to look at his senseless attachment that drained his vitality.

What if I can't stand it?The thoughts in my heart will not decrease in the slightest.

I haven't seen Liu Yi for three days, and my heart is always empty, as if something is missing, and he realizes that he misses him so much.

Unknowingly came outside the school, Liu Shun took out his mobile phone and looked at it, it was almost time for dinner.Squatting on the side of the curb, he flipped through the phone book in his mobile phone, waiting for that person to appear.

Liu Shun couldn't remember how long he hadn't called the other party.The string of numbers he memorized was set as a quick dial by him, and he only needed to press the number one button to dial it.But he stared at the phone screen for a long time, but still didn't have the courage to press it.

Someone was passing by, chattering and chirping.

"Have you heard that Wang Zirui joined the student union as soon as he transferred, and even became the president, he is really amazing!"

"He has always been very good, okay? He is handsome, his brain is so good, and he is kind to people. I really don't understand why such an excellent person should be transferred to our school. Isn't A big? Key universities? , many people want to get in but can’t get in!”

"There are rumors at University A that he transferred here to pick up girls."

"Then who has he been closer to recently?"

"It seems to be 303's magic stick."

"Uh!! Is he gay?"

"It's not quite like it, but I can't say for sure."

"Whether it is or not, if you like someone, you can't like that bitch."

……

Liu Shun raised his mobile phone, took a picture of their backs, and then posted it on Weibo, saying: Two talkative women, also known as gossip women, commonly known as Sanba.

Soon came a comment: Beg for a positive face!

Liu Shun replied: crooked melons and jujubes, I guarantee you won't be able to eat after reading it.

Here comes a new comment: Next work!What's the point of you always slandering people here?I will cut you on behalf of the moon!

After reading it, Liu Shun didn't take it seriously, and smiled slyly, planning to call Wu Di and tell him what he just heard.But he accidentally pressed the shortcut key and dialed the string of numbers that he always wanted to call but dared not.Surprised, he hung up the phone in a hurry, and then the phone rang. Looking at the caller ID, he was completely stunned. He didn't expect his brother to call back.

To answer, or not to answer, this is a question worth pondering.

Yes, what should I say?

Is it a typo?

It's more like a stupid excuse.

Fortunately, the phone rang a few times and then disappeared, which didn't bother him for too long.

It's just that the moment he raised his head inadvertently, he saw a figure standing not far away that made him haunt his dreams.

My heartbeat suddenly became chaotic, both happy and flustered.

elder brother……

The other party obviously saw him too, and hooked his fingers at him.

Surprised and delighted, he hurried over, and before he could say hello, the other party spoke first.

"Did you call me just now?"

"Ah."

"It beeps and then hangs up. What do you mean?"

"Mistyped."

The other party didn't say anything, but he clearly saw a contemptuous smile across that handsome face.

My heart feels like something is grabbing me, and even breathing hurts.He murmured in a low voice, with a hint of grievance in his tone.

"It's just a typo, that's it!"

Someone around is asking.

"Liu Yi, who is he?"

"my brother."

"What brother? Do you recognize him? Or a cousin?"

"Dear brother."

"It doesn't look alike at all..."

The person who asked the question looked at Liu Shun, and suddenly smiled at him, "Hey, do you look like Mom or Dad?"

Liu Shun replied honestly: "I look like my mother, and my brother looks like my father. People always say that we are not like brothers."

The man bent down and whispered in his ear, but the voice was quite loud, "You are much prettier than your brother, and his poker face makes people want to slap him." Yi winked and laughed, obviously doing it on purpose.

Liu Shun guessed that their relationship should be very good, or else they would not make such jokes, so he didn't care, and couldn't help laughing along with each other.

The man turned his gaze to Liu Shun again, "Little Brother Liu, what's your name?"

"Liu Shun, what about you?"

"Hmm...Du Ziteng."

"Stomach pain?" Liu Shun began to be rude again, "Is there really someone with this name?"

Du Ziteng shrugged helplessly, "I knew you would say that."

Seeing the other party's hard-pressed appearance, Liu Shun smiled unceremoniously.Smiling and laughing, he realized that he seemed to have overlooked something, turned his head to look at Liu Yi's face, and suddenly couldn't laugh.

Liu Yi frowned, looking very angry, staring at Liu Shun for a long time, his eyebrows furrowed tighter and tighter, "Do you always smile like this at everyone? Do you have a long face?"

Liu Shun couldn't help being stunned by the cold voice hitting his ears mercilessly, and a sense of shame that made him feel ashamed was about to overwhelm him.

His hands were clenched into fists subconsciously until the phalanges turned white. He wanted to say something to refute, but he opened and closed his lips several times, but hesitated to speak.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Du Ziteng was about to stand up to smooth things over when he was dragged away by Liu Yi.

He turned his head while walking and looked at Liu Shun with worry in his eyes, "Liu Yi, how can you say that about your brother? You're too cold-blooded!"

Liu Shun smiled at him, indicating that he was fine, but the moment he turned around, the smile faded, and he put on an extremely hurt face.