The funny guys in bedroom 303

As soon as Wu Di came downstairs, he was besieged by Tan Rui's supporters.

Everyone surrounded him and kept accusing him, spitting all over the place.

Wu Di kept wiping the saliva sprayed on his face. He was depressed and surprised at the same time. This person has not been here for a long time, but he has such a high popularity. How famous is he?

Wu Di rushed out of the crowd with his head in his arms and came to Tan Rui. He didn't even bother to speak, so he hooked his waist and panted heavily, as if he had gone through untold hardships and crossed thousands of mountains and rivers.

Tan Rui looked down at him and asked after seeing that he was not breathing so hard, "Do you know what the value of a personal brand is?"

"Huh?" Wu Di couldn't understand what he said.

Qin Rui said slowly: "Personal brand value is a comprehensive reflection of personal business value, and it is an intangible asset."

Wu Di blinked and looked at him suspiciously, a little puzzled by Erzhang Monk, "I understand this, you have to speak directly."

Tan Rui raised the corners of his mouth and showed a fox-like smile, "Then do you know how much my personal name tag is worth?"

Alarm bells were ringing in his head, Wu Di didn't hesitate for a moment, he raised his neck and shouted: "I don't know!"

Qin Rui is a school girl and a celebrity, and has so many loyal fans. Every time he goes out, he is surrounded by a large group of people, like a superstar.Wu Di knew very well that one or two yuan could not reflect the value of his personal brand name, and an ominous premonition faintly rose in his heart.

He wouldn't want to extort money, would he?

really……

Tan Rui smiled again, "In order not to scare you, I will not say anything, but..." The conversation suddenly changed, and he raised his finger to point to his forehead, "Did you see it? It's swollen here, because it was hit by your slippers Swollen, should you give me an explanation?"

Wu Di stared at his forehead for a while, but didn't see anything unusual.He took off his glasses, polished the lenses with the hem of his clothes, put them on the bridge of his nose and continued to look, and finally saw a small red dot looming in his bangs.

This is simply blatant blackmail!

Wu Di immediately frowned, "No way, a little red spot is also called swollen? You treat me like an idiot!"

In contrast, Tan Rui looked much calmer, with a faint smile, very aristocratic.

"It's a fact that you hit me with your slippers, and it's also a fact that your slippers left a mark on my forehead. Although it's just a little red dot now, can you guarantee that it won't swell later, or that it won't swell up after you sleep, or wake up tomorrow morning Won't it be swollen?"

Wu Di was also taken aback for a while by what he said, and found a fact in frustration—it seemed that he couldn't say anything about him.

With a raised chin, he simply acted like a rascal, "You have a thick skin to blackmail people even with a small scratch! Give me back the slippers, I'm too lazy to go crazy with you."

Qin Rui seemed to have expected that he would say this a long time ago, shook his head and sighed: "A person like you, who always sees the coffin and doesn't shed tears, do you have to kowtow to admit your mistake after receiving my lawyer's letter?"

legal letter? !The corner of Wu Di's mouth twitched, do you want to be so exaggerated?

Just about to say something sarcastic, he took out his mobile phone, pressed a series of numbers, and said into the microphone: "Lawyer Zhang? I have something to trouble you..."

"Your Highness, please speak up!" Wu Di put on a flattering smile and flew over, trying to grab the phone, but Tan Rui dodged it sideways, didn't stop the car and fell to the ground, hitting his forehead on the ground. On a stone, a bruise immediately appeared.

Qin Rui hung up the phone and looked at him amusedly, "Well, tell me, how are you going to solve it?"

Wu Di ignored the pain, and got up from the ground with a bitter look on his face, "It depends on you, Your Highness, if you want to use money to solve it, then it's a pity that I really have no money, and I am so poor that the bell rings. It’s not even enough for living expenses.”

"I didn't say to use money to solve it, and I'm not short of money." Tan Rui thought for a while, pretending to be generous, "Well, from now on, you can just be a cow and a horse to compensate me."

Be a cow or a horse?Wu Di suspected that he heard it wrong.

Tan Rui's voice sounded next to his ears again, with a tone of command.

"From now on, no matter what I tell you to do, you must do it without complaint, understand?"

I'm a fart!Wu Di stuck his neck and growled: "Don't bully people too much!!"

Qin Rui raised his mobile phone and made a call, "Lawyer Zhang, let's continue the topic we just talked about."

Wu Di burst into tears, "I understand, I'll do it, can't I do it?!"

Qin Rui smiled with satisfaction, "Give me your mobile phone number."

Wu Di obediently reported a series of numbers, and five seconds later, the phone in his pocket beeped cheerfully.

"This is my mobile phone number. When you see this number in the future, you must answer it immediately. Don't make me wait too long." Qin Rui left these words and walked away.

Wu Di scolded him while saving his cell phone number, and after saving it, he belatedly remembered that he hadn't asked for his slippers back, so he hurriedly ran after him, only to be scratched by a small sharp stone on the road When he touched the sole of his foot, a piercing pain hit him, and he fell to the ground.

"It's a hit, it's a hit." Wu Di shook his head angrily, and he was injured twice in a short time. Looking at the wound on his foot, he felt that his good days seemed to be coming to an end. Was this plague god offended?

……

Wu Di's premonition, as long as it is bad, is always so effective.

Ever since he gave Tan Rui his mobile phone number, he has become a little maid who is always there, and his hard days have officially come.

Before class in the afternoon, Tan Rui dialed his number, called him to the dormitory, then gave him a bag of dirty clothes, and told him to wash them out immediately, because he was in a hurry to wear them tomorrow morning.

Wu Di dared not to speak out. For the first time in his life, he skipped class to hide in the dormitory and wash dirty clothes for an irrelevant person.

He was full of grief and indignation, and wiped a handful of bitter tears for himself.

After class in the afternoon, Tan Rui called him again, threw him a rice bowl, and told him to go to the cafeteria to cook.

Wu Di held the rice bowl and shed lasagna tears, what crime did I do?

Before going to bed at night, the phone rang again, Wu Di's eyelids twitched, and he pressed the answer button with trembling hands.

"Oh, Your Royal Highness! Can we talk about it tomorrow? If this goes on like this, I will go crazy!"

"No, I don't like to delay things until the next day. Come here quickly, I don't want to wait too long."

Qin Rui didn't give him a chance to refuse, so he hung up the phone.

Wu Di got up from the bed, looked at the two roommates and cried bitterly.

"Who are you going to save me? I'm really going crazy!"

The two smiled and comforted, "Don't you want to cultivate Taoism and become an immortal? This is the test of the gods for you."

"Get out! I knew you guys weren't so kind!"

Wu Di rushed out of the dormitory angrily. He didn't realize that he was only wearing a pair of underpants until he rushed out of the dormitory building.Looking back, he saw that the door of the dormitory was locked. He rushed forward with runny nose and tears, and while knocking on the door, he discussed with the auntie standing inside the door, "Ma'am, please let me in, please?"

"Auntie?!" Suddenly being called ten years older, the aunt was displeased, "Who told you to run outside at such a late hour? You deserve it! I'm going to check the house, you can figure it out .” After speaking, he ruthlessly dropped him, and left without looking back.

Wu Di's world turned gray. He felt that he was already very unfortunate. He didn't expect that when he arrived at the downstairs of Tan Rui's dormitory, there was still a closed door waiting for him.Looking up at the entire dormitory building, it was pitch black, everyone must be asleep right now, including that annoying Wang Zirui.Wu Di wanted to yell his name, but before he opened his mouth, he suddenly realized that yelling at such a late hour would disturb others' rest.With nothing on but a pair of shorts, Wu Di didn't know where else he could go. He sat downcastly on the flower bed, helpless, and endured the harassment of mosquitoes.

Just when Wu Di was bitten by a dozen large mosquitoes, there was a sudden sound of the door opening in front of him.He looked up and saw a tall figure walking out of the dormitory.Fearing that others would see his embarrassment, he quickly jumped down and hid behind the flower bed.

Then he heard footsteps approaching gradually, until a pair of feet stopped in front of his eyes, the sound disappeared.Looking up, he saw a handsome and haughty face by the moonlight.

Qin Rui reached out to lift him up, "What are you doing hiding here? If you hadn't come down to take a look, I thought you wouldn't be here."

Wu Di grimaced, "I've come a long time ago, but the door of the dormitory is closed, so I can't get in."

Qin Rui sized him up, his eyes fell on his underpants, and he couldn't help frowning, "Why did you run out dressed like this?"

Wu Di smiled awkwardly, "Don't take me for an exhibitionist, accident, this is an accident."

Tan Rui took off his coat and handed it to him, and accidentally found that his body and arms were covered with red bumps, and there was a trace of pity in his eyes, "Put on the clothes first. How long have you been here? Since you can't get in, Won't you call me?"

"What time is it now? My loud yelling will wake up everyone in the dormitory building. I'm afraid they will throw eggs at me!" Wu Di didn't expect that Tan Rui would show kindness and give him clothes to wear, but He was used to being careless and didn't think about the reason. He put the clothes on his body and said with a smile, "The hem of this dress is so long that it covers my buttocks. It looks like a skirt."

Qin Rui felt amused, and compared his height with his hands, the height was not as high as his chin, "Aren't you fully developed? You are so short, with little flesh on your body, like a middle school student."

"Although I'm thin, I have abdominal muscles and six packs. If you don't believe me, look at it." Wu Di rolled up his clothes and put them under his armpits, clenched his fists and tightened his muscles, posing like a bodybuilder Posture, "Look, look, see?"

Seeing his funny look, Tan Rui really wanted to laugh out loud, pulled the corners of his mouth and held back, stretched out a slap to his face, "Can you stop being so funny?"

"Okay, let's talk about serious business." Wu Di leaned forward and asked, "You called me in a hurry, what's the matter?"

"It's okay." Tan Rui said with a straight-faced look, "If you're idle and bored, I'll ask you to come and walk around in front of me a few times."

Playing around when you're bored? !

Wu Di's anger suddenly rushed up, "How did I offend you?! Why do you always play tricks on me?!"

Suddenly, an enlarged handsome face came into his eyes.

Tan Rui lowered his body and looked at him at the same level, "See my appearance clearly, do you remember anything?"

Wu Di moved back subconsciously, frowned and stared at his face fiercely, as if to see a hole in his face.

After a while, he shook his head, "I don't remember anything."

Tan Rui straightened up, a look of disappointment flashed across his face, but then he returned to his usual haughty look.

He snorted coldly, "You really forgot about me."