The funny guys in bedroom 303

On a sunny morning, three sluts stepped out of the dormitory together.

The hallway was bustling with people.

The three stood at the door, raised their right hands, and waved twice.

"Hello students."

Everyone was shocked and looked at them in horror.

The three raised the corners of their mouths, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

"Students have worked hard."

Everyone immediately fled like a bird.

When the three of them came to the playground, there was a surge of people in front of them, the shouts were overwhelming, and the screams were earth-shattering, a bit like a concert scene.

"What happened over there?" Liu Shun asked, pointing to the front, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"I don't know, it feels like a big shot has come." Wu Di spoke while tiptoeing forward.

"It doesn't matter who comes, it's none of our business." Zhou Wei didn't even look at him, and was about to leave.

Liu Shun grabbed him first, then called Wu Di, and ran towards the crowd.Sharpening his head and getting to the front, he saw a silver sports car driving into the campus at a constant speed. The screams in his ears became more and more intense. Liu Shun patted the little chubby who was so excited that he was about to faint. Sister's shoulder, pouted and asked: "Who is sitting in the car?"

The chubby girl had a nympho on her face, her eyes were red and she was intoxicated, "The one sitting in the car is Wang Zirui! Our Prince Rui!!"

Liu Shun curled his lips in disdain, "What Rui? What kind? Where did you come from?"

The little chubby girl expressed dissatisfaction with his attitude, and after glaring at him, she continued to explain, "The school grass of A University, who has been on TV, is a celebrity in the city. From today on, he will transfer to our school to study. gone."

"Celebrity? Why didn't I know there was such a person? Is he out of his mind? Why come to our non-key university instead of studying in the top ten famous universities in the country?" Liu Shun just finished asking this sentence, sitting down The person in the sports car opened the door and came out. The little fat girl howled, slapped him away, and surrounded him with the crowd.

The people standing outside the car didn't show any signs of impatience even though they were surrounded by a group of girls eating tofu.He was like an elegant swan, standing with his head held high among the group of little girls, with a faint smile on his face all the time.

The little girls shouted his name, "Tan Rui, Wang Zirui!"

He nods and smiles.

The little girls stretched out their arms and asked him to sign it.

He took out his pen and wrote down his English name in a fluttering manner.

The world suddenly became insane, some little girls were crying, some were crying out of tune, and some just fainted.

The corner of Liu Shun's mouth twitched, and he stretched his neck to look around, "Is this a movie? Where are the director, camera, and staff hiding?"

Zhou Wei also felt that it was exaggerated, and with black lines on his face, he echoed, "I guess I'm filming a youth idol drama, but unfortunately the actor's acting skills are really bad, and his smile is really unnatural."

Wu Di blushed and whispered, "I want to be honest, don't shoot me."

"Go ahead."

"He is really handsome! ~(≧▽≦)/~"

Two slaps landed on Wu Di's head at the same time, and Liu Shun and Zhou Wei cursed, "Useless guy."

Liu Shun looked at the man, then at Zhou Wei, and said something from the bottom of his heart, "To be honest, he's not as handsome as you."

Zhou Wei was secretly complacent, and was about to say a few polite words hypocritically, when someone grabbed his arm suddenly.A handsome boy who appeared out of nowhere hugged his arm and winked at him, "Well, my Viagra is the most handsome man in the world."

Liu Shun laughed immediately, "Zhuang Zhuang, wherever Zhou Wei goes, you will follow him. You really linger! Also, every time I hear you call him Viagra, I think of aphrodisiacs reflexively."

The boy roared at the top of his voice, "Don't call me Zhuang Zhuang!"

Under normal circumstances, other people would hide from Zhou Wei, but when Wang Zhuangzhuang appeared, Zhou Wei would hide everywhere.

Wang Zhuangzhuang is a sophomore in the middle school affiliated to T University. He is already thin and thin, and he also has a battered face, which makes people want to tease him when he sees him.It's a pity that his name was not chosen well, and his figure and appearance are extremely inconsistent with the word "strong".He hated being called Zhuang Zhuang by others, and he would go crazy when he heard these two words, but Liu Shun just liked to watch him blow his hair, and every time he saw him, he always screamed Zhuang Zhuang, Zhuang Zhuang.

The first encounter between him and Zhou Wei was quite dramatic. One night when he came home from school, he was stopped by a few hooligans who extorted money and molested him.Zhou Wei happened to pass by at that time, and then a gorgeous drama of heroes saving the beauty immediately took place.While beating the little bastard away, Zhou Wei was also beaten into a pig's head.It may be that Wang Zhuangzhuang's eyes were covered with feces. Looking at the face that was even more horrible than the second senior brother, he felt very handsome, blushed, and said to Zhou Wei in a trembling voice, benefactor, you saved my life. I decided to commit myself!From then on, Zhou Wei was dependent on him.

At first, Zhou Wei was quite proud of being liked by others, but after a while, Zhou Wei couldn't bear it anymore.Wang Zhuangzhuang is enthusiastic and unrestrained, and he also likes to eat vinegar indiscriminately.He is very possessive, Zhou Wei is not allowed to talk to people, Zhou Wei is not allowed to smile at people, and Zhou Wei is not allowed to molested anyone.He advertised everywhere that Zhou Wei was his boyfriend, and told everyone not to be fooled by Zhou Wei's crooked thoughts.So much so that for a long time, the little boys with the size of T, no matter they were tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful or ugly, all breathed a sigh of relief and were grateful to Wang Zhuangzhuang at the same time.Finally, someone is willing to sacrifice his physical appearance to guard the lust demon, and everyone can live a stable life from now on.But Zhou Wei didn't want to. Wang Zhuangzhuang's enthusiasm was too much for him. He often asked his two roommates, what happened to the little boy now?Why are you so open?Thinking back to when he was in high school, he didn't know what love was or what it was.He wanted to get rid of Wang Zhuangzhuang's entanglement, but he couldn't get rid of it no matter what. In the end, he could only choose to escape, and when he saw him, he ran around like a frightened bird.

Zhou Wei pulled out his arm calmly, pushed Wang Zhuangzhuang into Liu Shun's arms, and then ran away quickly.

Wang Zhuangzhuang turned his mouth away and chased after him weeping.

Liu Shun gleefully shouted behind them: "Zhuang Zhuang, your Viagra has abandoned you again! He must have hid in the toilet, remember to ask him to kowtow to you when you find him!" He bumped into Wu Di who was next to him, "Why are you in a daze? Hurry up, class is about to start."

Wu Di nodded blankly and followed Liu Shun forward.He didn't know if it was his own illusion, he always felt that Wang Zirui seemed to be looking at him secretly, and after their eyes met several times, the other party quickly looked away.He thought about it carefully in his mind, and he was sure he had never seen this person before, but why did he feel an inexplicable sense of familiarity when he looked at that face...

****

After class at noon, the three met in the dormitory.

Liu Shun held up the calendar, pointed to today's date, and said to his two roommates: "Hey, buddies, the evil Black Monday has come on time again, quickly stretch out your right hands, and I will explain the rules again, after rock-paper-scissors , whoever loses will go to buy food, and all the food expenses of the three people this week will be covered by him."

Zhou Wei's eyelids jumped, "Can I refuse to participate?"

Liu Shun shook his head like a rattle, "No! Who was lazy and didn't want to go to the cafeteria to make this suggestion? Don't tell me, that person is not you! Words don't count, and you'll be ruined*! "

Zhou Wei stretched out his hand impatiently, "All right, all right, come quickly."

Liu Shun secretly winked at Wu Di, who smiled knowingly.

The three shouted, rock paper scissors.

Zhou Wei spread his palms, Liu Shun and Wu Di stretched out two fingers at the same time as scissors, and moved their fingers, making a gesture of cutting cloth.

Zhou Wei cried out with a headache, "Why is it me again?!"

Liu Shun and Wu Di clutched their stomachs, holding back their laughter so uncomfortable.

Zhou Wei had a sad face and discussed with them, "All my living expenses for this month have been used to buy food for you, and I don't even have money to eat steamed buns. You let me go today, and I will definitely repay you someday. of."

Liu Shun leaned over and put his hands on Zhou Wei's shoulders, looking like he was a good brother, "Oh, brother Wei, look at what you say. We are good brothers. If you have difficulties, how could we make trouble? Forget it, I won’t buy it if I don’t have money, this month, you follow me, and I will treat you to a big meal every day.”

"Well, then...thank you." Zhou Wei looked calm on the surface, but was actually very moved in his heart.

"You're welcome." Liu Shun grinned, and suddenly changed the topic, "By the way, Viagra, there is one more thing you probably forgot."

Zhou Wei asked, "What's the matter?"

Liu Shun smiled maliciously, "When you made the suggestion, you also said that if anyone who loses is unwilling to pay for food, he can accept the punishment in another way."

The scene reappeared, and Zhou Wei gasped. Can he take back his previous proposal?

"What, method?" Zhou Wei decided to pretend to be stupid, "I don't remember."

Liu Shun turned to Wu Di and said, "Take out the clothes quickly."

"Okay!" Wu Di happily ran to the closet, took out a set of maid outfits and threw them on Zhou Wei, "Brother Viagra, please change quickly, this clothes haven't been worn by anyone yet, it's absolutely clean!"

Zhou Wei was very conflicted, and wept silently while looking at the maid outfit.

The two chanted a mantra in his ear: "If you turn back, you will die, little*, if you turn back, you will die..."

"Damn!" Zhou Wei took off his shirt with a slap, picked up the clothes and put them on, "Isn't it just wearing women's clothes to eat in the cafeteria? What's the big deal! Being laughed at will not lose a piece of meat. Who of you Give me the meal card!"

Then, on the campus of T University, a "King Kong Barbie" suddenly appeared.