The funny guys in bedroom 303

Everyone at the age of t knows that there are three sluts living in bedroom 303 of the boys' dormitory.

These three people can be regarded as the three wonderful flowers in T Dali, the main strange flower is in the word "cheap", and it is not an exaggeration to describe their bad deeds as too many to describe.

Let’s start with Liu Shun, the head of the dormitory. He is the kind of person who “builds his own happiness on top of other pains.”

Liu Shun likes to read other people's jokes, which is also a common problem of Chinese people today, but he has brought this common problem into full play and takes pleasure in it.When he has nothing to do every day, he always likes to wander around the campus. As long as he sees other people making a fool of himself, he can enjoy the whole day. He even publishes these scandals on his Weibo to make everyone laugh.His Weibo fans have already exceeded 1, and more than half of them are his enemies, who are also the protagonists of various incidents. These people curse him on Weibo every day, nothing more than calling him too hurtful Despicable, always laughing at others, sooner or later there will be a day of retribution, everyone opened their eyes, waiting to see his jokes.But he doesn't care about it. Whenever he sees the number of fans growing exponentially, he feels a sense of joy and accomplishment.According to his words, black fans are also fans, how can they become popular if they don't pinch them?No, he is already a big celebrity.Mention the ruffian Liu Shun, who wouldn't know him.

As the saying goes, things of a kind flock together and people are divided into groups, and like-minded people are always the easiest to hit it off and play together.This is exactly the case with Liu Shun and his roommate and good brother Wu Di.

Wu Di's family is all about Fengshui fortune-telling. His father is the most famous Fengshui master in their hometown. He has a high social status and is respected. Local celebrities often come to his father's house to see the residential base and cemetery. geographical situation.His mother is just the opposite, she has no status or fame, she is just a sorceress who likes to pretend to be a ghost, every time she helps people to tell fortunes, she makes a big noise, but she is always a good spirit but not a bad spirit.His parents divorced when he was very young. At that time, they fought a lawsuit in order to fight for the custody of their son.It stands to reason that his father's conditions are good and he should be granted custody.But when the judge asked little Wu Di whether he would like to live with his father or his mother in the future, he didn't hesitate for a second, blowing his nose and bubbles and ran to his mother, so moved Mother Wu decided to pass on all her skills to him.His father thinks that the magic stick is a career with no future, and has tried to persuade him more than once not to learn crafts from his mother, but if he really wants to make a living, learn gossip and feng shui from himself.But he didn't take it seriously, he thought it was very interesting to ring the bell and spill blood, which was a bit like a charlatan and a master of the outside world.And he also learned a unique skill from his mother, which is to beat villains.Hitting anyone who doesn't like it can definitely vent your unhappiness.

Wu Di has been obsessed with it since he was a child, and he is very interested in fortune-telling based on physiognomy. Originally, after finishing high school, he didn't plan to continue his studies.But Mother Wu knew that she was just a half-hearted witch, so in order not to affect her son's future, she forced him to enter the university by crying, making trouble and hanging herself.

After he came to the university, he never forgot his important responsibilities and responsibilities. He often told people fortune-telling and tried his best to carry forward the skills handed down from his family.In the beginning, everyone cooperated quite well, but his mouth was worse than a crow's mouth, and the good words never came true once, and the bad ones were all hit by him.So that everyone regarded him as an ominous person, and after seeing him, they were afraid to avoid him.

Being able to be friends with people with a bad personality, Wu Di is naturally not a good young man.Liu Shun told him not to back down!The more others avoid you, the more you have to appear in front of them; the more they don't want you to tell your fortune, the more you have to do it for them.As the saying goes, life is short, enjoy yourself in time.Do what you want to do boldly, without having to take into account other people's ideas.Wu Di felt that what Liu Shun said was very reasonable. He would stop at the door of the classroom every day, like a door god, and tell the fortune of anyone he caught, regardless of whether others wanted it or not.Those people whose fortunes he had told cursed Liu Shun at the same time, and sooner or later God would send someone to deal with him.

Finally, let’s talk about Zhou Wei.Zhou Wei is tall and handsome, and has an outstanding temperament. He is a first-class handsome guy.When I first entered university, I don't know how many boys and girls were fascinated.But gradually, everyone recognized his true nature, saying that he was a hooligan was a compliment, and that he had a heavy taste and no morals, plus he took all kinds of things.

After hearing this comment, Zhou Wei was silent for a long time. He was calm on the surface, but in his heart he was crying bitterly.

He was born in the new era, grew up under the red flag, and has been thriving under the educational care of the party and the people.He considers himself a good young man with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, so he never gets along with his two roommates, and scoffs at their behavior, doing his best to be sarcastic.He really couldn't figure it out, didn't he just like to tease little boys?Why do people put him in the same category as those two wretched men?Before going to college, he had been studying hard, and he hadn't even tasted the taste of love.After coming to university, he really wanted to have a serious relationship, but he didn't know what type of person he really liked.So in order to recognize his own heart, he has molested girls, boys, and teachers, and even the old lady who guards the dormitory gate has not escaped his clutches.Facts have proved that he is only interested in handsome boys, but his reputation has been ruined long ago, and no boy is willing to fall in love with him.Every time he falls in love with the person he likes, before he gets close, others will run and yell at him as a pervert, and some even slap him, which makes him so depressed that he really wants to run around the campus with a loudspeaker. At the office, weeping bitterly while explaining, washing away the grievances for myself with tears and sweat.

As the saying goes, one mouse dropping can spoil the whole pot of porridge. Zhou Wei finally concluded a reason, that is, because it is often mixed with these two mouse droppings, his clear pot of porridge was muddy.He made a vicious oath in his heart that if he still couldn't find a boyfriend after graduating from university, he would take the two of them to Fa-rectification on the spot, eat and wipe them clean, and then throw them away viciously, venting the anger that had been pent up in his heart for many years!