The funny guys in bedroom 303

Just as Liu Shun was about to go out, Wu Di pushed his glasses inscrutablely behind him, and the eyes under the lenses were shining with wisdom.

"Your Yintang is black today, everything is not going well, you should not go out."

Liu Shun paused, and twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, wishing he could take a pot lid and put it on his head.

Wu Di was still chattering, "If you don't listen to my brother, you will suffer in front of your eyes."

"Brother, you sister! I'm sorry for your uncle!" Liu Shun roared angrily, took off his white shirt, and found a red T-shirt in the closet to put it on.The euphemistic name is: to ward off evil spirits!Then he pushed open the bedroom door and walked out swaggeringly.

Walking out of the boys' dormitory, Liu Shun looked up at the sky, it was fine, the sky was blue and the sun was shining brightly.

Passing by the playground, a group of shirtless boys were playing football, and the noise was endless.Liu Shun turned his head and looked over, yes, the students are very active and the atmosphere is very lively.

At this moment, accompanied by screams, a football spun rapidly and hit Liu Shun like a cannonball, and then flew past his scalp.

Liu Shun made a false alarm, looked at the red T-shirt on his body, and grinned, it really could ward off evil spirits.

Walking near the teaching building, Liu Shun saw that he was about to reach his destination, and was about to speed up his pace, but was attracted by the sound of quarreling coming from ahead.Taking a closer look, Liu Shun immediately became amused. It turned out that the young couple were arguing.

That beautiful woman cried so much that the pear blossoms were raining, it really made me feel sorry for her.That handsome guy turned into a wooden stick and stuck in place, completely ignorant of pity and pity.

The beauty kept wiping her tears, "What's wrong with me? Tell me, can I change it? Why did you break up with me?"

The handsome guy was unmoved, he was Chen Shimei reincarnated, "You are fine with everything, but I don't have feelings for you anymore."

The beauty screamed, "Did you fall in love with someone else?!"

The handsome guy nodded with difficulty.

The beauty collapsed and burst into tears.

The handsome man raised his hand to comfort her, hesitated for two seconds, then put it down, and finally turned and left.

The beauty looked at his back, crying out of breath, with snot and tears falling together, looking very funny.

Liu Shun, who had originally planned to be an audience silently, smiled unkindly when he saw the snot hanging on the beauty's face.

The beauty turned around when she heard the sound, and seeing Liu Shun shaking with laughter, her face immediately flushed red, and her eyes glistened with raging anger.

The smile froze suddenly, and Liu Shun was thinking about a few words to comfort the other party, but saw a slap coming towards him, and he had no time to dodge, so he was slapped hard.

The beauty gritted her teeth and spit out two words: "Bitch!" Then she walked away with her chest out.

Liu Shun touched the red face from the beating, and cursed Wu Di, the death stick, and the crow's mouth in his heart, all the bad things were right by him.

****

At the same time, in the big classroom.

Wu Di, who was standing at the door, stopped the girl who just walked over.

"Sister, shall I tell your fate?"

When the elementary school girl saw him, she shrank her neck and ran away like seeing a ghost.

Wu Di laughed so hard that his branches trembled wildly.

At this time, a sister Yu came from a distance on high heels.

Wu Di looked at the other party and leaned over shamelessly.

"Eldest sister, with all due respect, you have suffered a bloody disaster today."

Yu Jie raised her eyebrows, "Oh?"

Wu Di saw something was going on, carefully observed the other person's face, and finally came to the conclusion, "This bloody disaster is...the ass is bleeding."

Sister Yu's face turned black, she raised her hand and slapped her with a very vicious slap, "Pervert! How the hell do you know that my mother is here today? Did you go to the toilet to peek?! Huh? Talk Ah! If you don't tell the truth, I will beat you to death!"

Wu Di was slapped until his eyes were covered with gold stars, and seeing another slap was about to fall, he was so frightened that he froze his ass and hurried away with his head in his arms.

The people sitting in the classroom roared with laughter after seeing this scene, and they all felt very happy.

****

In the teaching building, in the toilet.

As soon as Zhou Wei walked into the toilet, he saw a handsome boy standing in front of the urinal to urinate.

That body, that appearance, are all his favorites.He whistled and walked over, standing beside the boy.

"Hi, Beibi~" Zhou Wei spoke in a bass voice, and seeing the other party turn his head, half of his mouth curled up, revealing a wicked smile.

The boy looked calm, glanced at him, then looked away, lowered his head and continued to pee.

Zhou Wei followed the other party's gaze and saw a limp one.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk..." Zhou Wei shook his head while sighing, and smiled lewdly at the other party, "Brother, your little * is so tender, haven't you used it yet? Do you want to see mine? It's very powerful fierce."

After the boy finished urinating, he calmly stuffed the poop into his pants.

Zhou Wei unzipped his trousers, and was about to show his "Mr. Mighty" to the other party.

The boy turned around suddenly, jumped up and slapped him, "Hooligan!" Then he strode out of the toilet regardless of his surprised gaze.

****

Five minutes later, the three with slap marks on their faces met in the classroom.

Liu Shun looked at Wu Di's face and smiled strangely: "Hey, why is your face so red? Did you get beaten?"

Wu Di pointed at Zhou Wei, as if discovering a new continent, "Look, he is too!"

Zhou Wei shifted his gaze to Liu Shun's face, and snorted coldly with disdain, "You're not much better."

Liu Shun laughed twice, "Haha, what a coincidence, what a coincidence."