The funny guys in bedroom 303

The strange gaze made Zhou Wei feel uncomfortable.The laughter and discussions heard along the road made him feel deeply teased.Only then did he think belatedly, why is he always the one who loses in the boxing game?Is there something tricky in this?Those two boys shouldn't be cooperating with each other to trick people, right?

When he came to the cafeteria, Zhou Wei deliberately ignored everyone's strange gazes, hurriedly walked to the dining window and stood still.

The cook looked him up and down with a strange look, and asked after a few seconds: "Beauty, what do you want to eat?"

The corners of Zhou Wei's mouth twitched, and after taking a deep breath, he pretended to be calm, "Three servings of vegetables. One serving of various meats, and two servings of various vegetarian dishes." After speaking, he was about to swipe his card to pay, when he suddenly heard someone calling his name behind him , Looking back, a man is walking towards this angrily...

Here, Liu Shun and Wu Di in the dormitory have been waiting for half an hour, but they haven't seen Zhou Wei come back from cooking.

Wu Di calculated with his fingers, shook his head and said, "There have been frequent thunderstorms recently. I watched the stars last night and found that the Big Dipper moved southward and the seven stars changed positions. This is a bad omen. After today's calculation, it really is not good. Brother Zhou must be doomed." .”

Liu Shun slapped him in the face, "Can you say something that everyone likes to hear with your crow's mouth? Come on, go to the cafeteria and see if that guy Zhou Wei will take my meal card and run away with me right?"

Wu Di rubbed his forehead, looking particularly aggrieved, "You always tell me to open up and say whatever I want."

Liu Shun stared, "But I didn't tell you to curse your good brother!"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, and I will never say that again." Wu Di shrank his neck, pulled Liu Shun and walked out, and then added, "I really think things are a little bit bad... "

The two rushed to the cafeteria in one go, and before they even had time to take a breath, they were attracted by the noise coming from ahead.Pushing aside the crowd, walked to the innermost place, and looked at the scene in front of them, they all gasped at the same time.

Standing in front of the dining window were two men with bloody faces and holding iron lunch boxes. They looked at each other angrily, raised the iron lunch box, you hit me, I hit you, without saying a word, just They hit each other with lunch boxes.

Blood flowed out from the blood hole on his forehead, and Liu Shun felt pain just looking at it, so he rushed up and hugged one of the people's arms and dragged it out vigorously, "Brother Viagra, if you have something to say, what are you doing?" What?!"

Zhou Wei shook off Liu Shun's hand, raised the lunch box and threw it at it.Seeing this, Wu Di immediately pulled the other man away, "Huang Peng, why are you two fighting again? Calm down, I'll accompany you to the school doctor, and stop the bleeding first, okay?"

The two angry people yelled almost in unison: "Not good! Either he dies or I die today!"

Everyone at the age of t knew that Zhou Wei and Huang Peng were not only rivals but also rivals in love.They are the main members of the school basketball team. Because they are of equal strength, the coach does not want to favor anyone, so he appoints them as vice-captains without discrimination.The two were not compatible, but Huang Peng is Wang Zhuangzhuang's loyal admirer, and Wang Zhuangzhuang also likes Zhou Wei. This is good, the war escalates, and every time the two meet, it is like seeing their father and enemy killed. Only by swallowing alive can the hatred in my heart be relieved.In the morning, Zhou Wei hid from Wang Zhuangzhuang, who went to the toilet to find no one, and met Huang Peng when he was heartbroken.Seeing his darling crying out of breath, Huang Peng was so distressed that he couldn't bear it until the end of class at noon. Huang Peng was going to take revenge for Wang Zhuangzhuang after eating, but he didn't expect to be there I met Zhou Wei in the cafeteria.New and old grudges were counted together, and the two started fighting before they had even spoken three words.So, what Liu Shun and Wu Di came to see happened to be this scene.

After a lot of effort, Liu Shun and Wu Di finally persuaded them to leave.

Then one person supported the other and sent them to the school infirmary to stop the bleeding.

Pushing open the door, a man in a white shirt sat inside.

The man was reading a newspaper, and only raised his head when he heard the movement.After everyone saw it, they were stunned for a moment.

People often describe the handsomeness of a man with his face like Song Yu and his appearance like Pan An, but no one knows what kind of beauty Song Yu and Pan An are, because they didn't even leave a single portrait.And the man in front of him had a handsome face, his fair complexion was like a thousand-year-old ancient jade, clean and flawless, with a slight coolness.After seeing him, everyone thought at the same time that Song Yupan'an's description of his appearance was not an exaggeration.

Liu Shun came to his senses first, pointed to Zhou Wei's head and asked, "Excuse me, where is Doctor Zhang? My friend's head is bleeding, please tell him to come and stop the bleeding."

The man stood up, took off the white coat from the hanger and put it on his body.

"Doctor Zhang has retired. From this semester onwards, I will replace him."

Liu Shun suddenly realized, "Oh! You are the new school doctor!"

"Well, help them to the seats and sit down."

The man came over with the medicine box, looked at the wounds on the foreheads of the two, and asked, "Did you fight?" His tone was a little displeased.

For some reason, Liu Shun always felt that this man had an indescribably powerful aura, which made people feel involuntarily afraid after seeing him.Although he is good-looking, he is in his thirties by appearance, ten years older than the group of college students, and he is wearing a white coat. With a domineering arrogance.Liu Shun was most afraid of such a person, at that station, he could overwhelm everyone with just his aura.

"Yeah, they played really hard." Liu Shun smiled flatteringly, "I am willing to accept your criticism and education."

The man glanced at Liu Shun, "You're pretty good at talking." He then used iodine cotton balls to disinfect the wounds of the two of them.

Huang Peng hissed in pain, Zhou Wei looked at the beautiful school doctor and giggled.

The man looked at the maid outfit Zhou Wei was wearing, and then asked Liu Shun, "Did he get beaten up, or was he just stupid?"

Liu Shun has long discovered that since seeing the school doctor, Zhou Wei has automatically entered a half-foolish state. His eyes have never left the other party, and the silly smile on his face has never disappeared. It seems that his The lecherous problem has committed again.

In order not to offend the beautiful school doctor, Liu Shun tried his best to smooth things over, "That's how he is, he's always stupid, don't mind."

The man hummed and began to treat their wounds.

Liu Shun wagged his tail and approached, "School doctor, what's your name? What should we call you from now on?"

"My surname is Ke, and my name is Yan."

"Oh... Ke Yan, school doctor Ke!"

"Ah."

"Doctor Ke, seeing your superb medical skills, why do you condescend to come to us to be a doctor?"

The man turned his head to look at Liu Shun, a trace of displeasure flashed in his eyes, but he smiled and said, "It's not good to ask the bottom line."

Liu Shun quickly covered his mouth, and said vaguely: "You continue to work on your work, and I won't ask anything."

After bandaging the wound, the man took off the disposable gloves and sat back on the seat to read the newspaper.Everyone bid farewell to him, but he ignored it as if he didn't hear it.Several people were devastated, and walked out of the school doctor's office dejectedly.

When he came outside, Zhou Wei clutched his chest, feeling his own heartbeat. "Bang bang bang" was beating violently, as if it was about to jump out of his throat. This was a feeling he had never felt before.He found an excuse, left everyone behind, walked around the area, and sneaked into the school infirmary...

After seeing Zhou Wei leave, Wu Di touched his empty stomach and asked Liu Shun, "I'm so hungry, shall we go eat?"

Liu Shun looked at his watch, walked out of the school, "Go by yourself, it's getting late, I'm going to find my brother."

The abandoned Wu Di stared at his friend's back with resentful eyes, and murmured in a low voice: "It's too disrespectful. You know that I have a choice phobia and you still ask me to cook by myself. Isn't this embarrassing me?"

Wu Di suffers from severe choice phobia. Every time he has to make a decision among several options, he will feel panic, panic, and even sweat profusely.Back then, he chose to live with his mother without hesitation for a second, and he never expected that this decision would have a huge impact on his future life.Whenever he went to visit his father, there was always a trace of indelible sadness in Wu's father's eyes. Although he didn't say it clearly, he knew in his heart that his father was always brooding over his choice.His parents love him very much and treat him like a baby.Similarly, he loves his parents very much and cannot bear to see any of them get hurt, but he accidentally hurt his father.He became entangled and felt at a loss about his choice. He thought that if he had chosen his father at that time, his mother would still be sad and heartbroken, which shows that he was wrong no matter what he chose.Gradually, he began to be afraid of choices, fearing that if he made a wrong choice accidentally, he would feel regretful. Every time he faced a choice, he would hesitate, look forward and backward, be unable to make a decision, and even feel painful and tormented. fear.Time passed slowly. From the age of six to the present, this mental illness has been with him for 14 years, and it seems that it cannot be eliminated.

Wu Di breathed a sigh of relief when he came to the dining window, because it was already past the meal time, and there was only one piece of braised pork and one piece of vegetables left.Wu Di is a meat eater, he loves meat and rarely eats vegetables, so he doesn't have to choose, he knows what he should eat.

He took out his meal card and said to the cook, "A bowl of rice and a bowl of braised pork."

At the same time, at another window, a person said something similar to him, "Rice, braised pork, each one."

Wu Di heard the reputation and looked over, and found that the other party looked familiar.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be called... Tan Rui?Yes, that is Wang Zirui!

Wu Di yelled at the master: "I came first, this meat is mine."

The master looked at the two of them in embarrassment, scooping up the braised pork with a spoon and didn't know who to give it to.

"Handsome guy..." Wu Di whispered to the man standing beside him, and when he saw the other man turn his head, he immediately blinked his two big round eyes, trying to confuse the other man's mind by pretending to be cute, "give the meat to Am I okay?"

Tan Rui looked away calmly, seemingly unmoved, raised his hand to swipe his meal card, and then smiled at the master, "I'll pay first."

The master was fascinated by his smile, and immediately gave him the braised pork.

Wu Di was so angry that his head was smoking, he swiped his meal card, and shouted angrily: "Give me the vegetables, and pour the gravy on it!"

After finishing the meal, Wu Di walked around the cafeteria several times with the plate in his hand, but still couldn't decide where to sit.When he passed Tan Rui again, the other party stopped him suddenly, "Do you want to sit with me? But you dare not say so?"

"Fart!" Wu Di yelled loudly, but his butt fell on the seat. Seeing Tan Rui smiled, he thought he was laughing at himself, so he quickly explained, "I really don't want to sit with you, but I don't know where I should sit. Since you stopped me, I had to sit down with difficulty. I know this sounds confusing, as long as you don't misunderstand, I really can't help it Just sitting here."

After listening to his explanation, Tan Rui remained silent and kept his head down while eating.

It seemed that Wu Di felt that the other party must have regarded him as crazy. After eating, he started chattering again, "Don't be surprised, I'm not afraid to tell you, I have choice phobia, and I can't always make a decision. After hearing this, you must There are so many seats in the cafeteria, some are by the wall, some are by the window, some are clean, some are dirty, you can just find a seat, why can’t you make a decision? Then I will explain the reason to you. Yes, I am afraid of being dusted all over; the one by the window, I am afraid that people will see my indecent eating; Can you eat at Xixi's seat?"

Qin Rui didn't seem interested in what he said, so he picked up a piece of braised pork and handed it to him, asking, "Want to eat it?"

Wu Di's eyes lit up, "Think!"

"Do you want me to reward you?"

Although these words sounded wrong, Wu Di still nodded like a greedy puppy, "Yes!"

Tan Rui brought the meat to his mouth, saw that he opened his mouth, suddenly withdrew his arm, and fed it into his mouth.

Wu Di was stunned and looked at him in disbelief, unable to recover for a long time.

Was tricked? !

After a while, Wu Di regained his composure and smirked at Tan Rui, "Although I don't understand the purpose of what you did just now, we had dinner at the same table anyway, so it's a kind of fate. It's a pity that fate is reunited, why don't you come and tell your fate."

"Okay." Tan Rui just finished his meal, so he agreed quite readily. He leaned back in the chair, looking very lazy and leisurely, but what he said made people feel chills down the spine, "Beforehand, I have Mania, easy to be irritated, and often throwing a tantrum because of a little thing. A few days ago, a fortune teller stopped me and said that I had bad luck recently and would encounter a catastrophe. I was beaten up and I am still in the hospital. Another time, a monk offered to tell me my fortune..."

"Ouch!!" Wu Di hurriedly interrupted him, amazed, "Your face is really extraordinary, it is rare to see in a hundred years. The sky is full and the ground is round, it is simply the kind of rich and powerful..." Blah blah blah a lot of compliments.

The man sitting opposite smiled.