My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

The protagonist is that the adult is a student party, and he is also a student party who has never passed the 800-meter run. He must not be able to beat the long-legged, strong and muscular hero.He was pressed to the ground by the hero before taking two steps.

The protagonist is trembling. Although he is worried about becoming a man, he still doesn't want to become a eunuch, okay? !

The protagonist is dying: "I think this matter can be discussed again, otherwise, if you have someone you like, I will help you seduce. Let me tell you, I have pheromones and I am good-looking I can handle everything."

The hero had an indifferent face: "Can't I handle it myself?"

Lord Protagonist: "... Please let me go, I think you are good-looking, although you have been spoiled, but you can definitely get married. If you are in a hurry, I can introduce one to you. The prince of this dynasty will understand. ? Fair skin, beautiful butt, buttocks, you are a good match at first sight."

Hero: "...heh."

The protagonist: "Otherwise, you can also consider his princess. Long legs, thin waist, red and phoenix eyes are also very attractive, and they are very popular this year. If you don't like it, I can give my body as a gift! "

The little brother of the Devil's religion who suffered an indiscriminate disaster stopped eating melon seeds.

Little brother: "If you can do it, don't talk, okay?"

The protagonist: "...Huh?"

Little brother: "Oh, I didn't mention you."

…………

The heart of the protagonist seems to be the sadness of being raped by a dog.Ever since I came to this world, I have been experiencing all kinds of destruction of the three views and the lower limit. No one is willing to lend a helping hand to me. The only one who lends a helping hand is a personal trafficker.

The protagonist started to really hum, and crystal-like teardrops fell down.

The hero was shocked.

The demon brother was also shocked.

Hero: "You you you..."

The protagonist: "Hey."

Hero: "... Can you, a devil's son, have some backbone?"

The main character: "Hey..."

Hero: "..."

The protagonist is crying and talking nonsense with real feelings:

"I deeply understand what the hero has done today. Although I miss you day and night and can't sleep at night, it is indeed not the actions of a gentleman. I am really very unwilling to cause such a great mental harm to you. At this point, I only have one thing to say, as long as you can agree to my last request, I am willing to kill myself... oh..."

The hero is a kind and cultivated hero: "You say."

Protagonist: "Close your eyes first."

Hero: "..."

The protagonist: "This is my last wish before I die, are you unwilling to grant me?"

The hero closed his eyes.

The protagonist took out the enhanced Mongolian sweat medicine that he had exchanged for from the little brother of the Devil's Cult before, and he slammed into the mouth of the hero.

Hero: ………

The protagonist's eyes were full of tears: "Don't be afraid of the enhanced version of Mongolian sweat medicine."

But the protagonist waited for 3 minutes, and the hero was unharmed.

The protagonist finally calmed down: "...Well, hero, are your limbs weak now, your waist sore and your legs weak, you don't need to support it at all, you can fall down."

The hero looked at the rainy face of the protagonist Lihua, but he didn't feel any sympathy at all. With the long sword in his hand, he sneered, "Out of chivalrous spirit, I will give you a chance to say your last words."

………Is this virtue of the enhanced version of Mongolian Khan Medicine?

Protagonist: "...Can you help hack that counterfeit medicine seller to death?"

The little brother of the Demon Cult finally came back to his senses from watching the play: "You can question my integrity, you can also question the efficacy of my medicine, but it is impossible to be buried with him."

Like a cat with only a bell, the little brother jumped over jingling, took the medicine bottle in the protagonist's hand and sniffed it.

Then stiffened.

Protagonist: "Expired?"

The little brother coughed dryly in embarrassment: "It was wrong."

The protagonist: "Then what is this?"

Little brother: "...… the ones that are fatal, the ones that can't live for seven to seven or 49 days."

Hero: "..."

Under the gaze of the hero, the little brother of the Demon Cult also began to be timid, and hid behind the protagonist, "To be reasonable, although the medicine is mine, I gave it to the wrong one, and I didn't feed you!!"

Hero: "Bring the antidote!"

The little brother was scared: "...miu~"

The protagonist: "Don't pretend to be a cat at the critical moment!"

Little brother: "Well, Mi has, it can also be read as, no."

The scene fell silent.

The wind is light and the moon is bright, the leaves cover the window lattice, the mother's baby closes her eyes, and sleeps in a dream...

The hero took a deep breath: "Okay, now, you two, do you have any last words?"

The protagonist and the little brother of the Demon Cult embraced each other in horror, trembling.

Brother Demon Cult: "Although I don't have an antidote, I know where it is!"

The main character breathed a sigh of relief, "I didn't say it earlier, I scared the baby to death."

Little Brother of the Demon Sect: "There is a Tianshan snow lotus in the Imperial Palace, which can detoxify all kinds of poisons."

Protagonist: "Let's not talk about the fact that we are too old. You seem to be teasing me about how we three ordinary people from the rivers and lakes entered the palace."

Brother Demon Cult: "We can't get in, son, you can go in. You have also been on the dragon bed, and the one inside is your old friend."

…………

The protagonist begins to doubt life.

But anyway, things seem to be turning around.

The hero snatched the poison and the medicine without saying a word, and pissed off the protagonist.

The protagonist: "Cough...vomit...cough cough cough...vomit!!"

Fuck, can't spit it out!

mmp! !

Protagonist: "What the hell are you..."

Daxia: "Huh?"

The protagonist: "Living and dying with you is what I wish for. My love for you is like a surging river, endless. I don't know where it started. It goes deeper and deeper, then declines, and ends three times..."

The protagonist, while reciting the poem, naturally took the poison and the medicine, and made a surprise attack, and it fell into the little brother's mouth.

Little Brother: ………

The little brother petrified for a while——

You two fell in love and killed each other, why did you kill me, a drug seller? !

Protagonist: "Because it's a movie of three people, I'm afraid you don't have a name. You're welcome."

Now everyone is a grasshopper on a rope. You need the protagonist to enter the palace, you need the skill of a hero to steal medicine, and you need the little brother's knowledge of medicine to know whether it is true or not.

perfect.

The protagonist, an adult and a villain, patted the ashes on his clothes triumphantly. He wanted to praise life, "Let's get along with each other in friendship. The past is like a cloud of smoke, let's let it drift with the wind."

He held up the little brother with his left hand, and grabbed the hero with his right hand, "Everyone is in the same boat, the most important thing is to survive, right? Let us set off towards the palace, towards a beautiful poem and tomorrow."

Then the protagonist was beaten.