My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

The protagonist had a cold expression on his face, turned around and asked the little brother of the Demon Cult: "Is there a mirror?"

Little brother: "Why?"

Protagonist: "I see how attractive I look, to be honest, I suspect that I look like Maoⅹdong."

The pink kind.

The hero frowned: "Which man is Mao x Dong?"

The main character: "..."

The ability to focus is really great.

The protagonist, the lord, feels that he has already fully realized that any man in this world, as long as he is a three-point handsome man, has been slept by him.

Calm.

... a yarn!

Are all the girls in this world dead? !

Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? ! ! ?

You humans will be extinct! !The protagonist feels that he is obliged to maintain the continuation of this world!Maybe this is the main line that I traveled through! !

So the protagonist decides——

...can't make a decision, and the big girl of 36d can't eat it by herself. Although XX took out a big one, I'm still a woman.hum.

However, even if he can't eat girls, he can never compromise with this group of beautiful men who are vivid, glamorous, peerless, beautiful, beautiful men!

If you can't beat it, you can't compromise!

There are difficulties to overcome!There are no difficulties to create difficulties to overcome!

The protagonist got up from the ground when he thought of this, and was about to launch a verbal attack on the hero, and then... stood up very awkwardly and found that he was not as tall as the hero.

...... emm?

The protagonist weighed his feet and gained momentum! !

Protagonist: "Even if my old lady starved to death, if I jumped from here, I would definitely not sleep with you!!"

Daxia: "Really?"

Protagonist: "Really!!"

Hero: "You swear that you will never sleep with me in this life?"

The protagonist: "I swear I will never sleep with you in this life!"

Daxia: "Thank you very much."

... Ga?

No, the atmosphere seems awkward.

The protagonist let his heels land, and felt that this development seemed to be different from what he expected.

Protagonist: "You don't want me to fuck you!?"

Hero: "Everyone is a civilized person."

Protagonist: "Your Excellency doesn't want to fuck me. Your Excellency?!"

Daxia: "...I don't want to."

The protagonist was shocked.

I didn't expect that there would be such a pure, cute and unpretentious little shou in this world, who was completely different from other coquettish sluts.

Although the protagonist is very moved, but the protagonist just yelled out, making himself seem like a strange fantasy of being murdered by lust.

The protagonist emphasized: "I have pectoral muscles~"

Hero: "Me too."

Protagonist: "I have abs~"

Hero: "Me too."

Protagonist: "My little JJ is super fierce~"

The hero paused.

The protagonist thought he was going to say that everyone is a civilized person again.

But the hero was very calm and said: "It's fiercer than you."

Ok…………?

The protagonist has an ominous premonition.

The protagonist feels as if he is defending the chick while at the same time opening up chrysanthemums to defend the battlefield.

And if this man said it was bigger than him...it, fiercer than it, it was definitely the size of an animal!

The protagonist is discouraged.

The protagonist, the lord, hid behind the little brother of the Demon Cult.

To be or not to be, this is a multiple-choice question that any fool will do.

But I can't hide it.

Yes, the demon brother is a normal setting, 1.6 meters.

Hero: "What are you hiding?"

Protagonist: "For my chastity."

Hero: "You misunderstood, I am grateful because you abandoned prostitution and followed the good, and finally let go of my chastity. And it's useless for you to hide behind him, the three pennies in front of you can make him let go .”

Brother Demon Cult: "Am I that kind of person?"

Then he took the initiative to step aside, "I won't charge you for betraying him."

Protagonist: "... the promised little sweet follower, who has always been inseparable and affectionate?"

Little brother: "There is no such set word as 'very affectionate', and also, that sweet little follower died the day you abandoned him."

…………

Well-founded, vivid and touching.But the meme is too old, so I won't cry, do you have any objections?

The protagonist turned to the hero: "Do you have professional ethics?! Look at this little brother, and some prince you haven't seen before. They are the models of abandoned wives!"

The little brother has already touched the poison in his arms.

Hero: "So?"

The protagonist analyzed objectively: "When we broke up, you should have held my hand, cried and yelled not to let me go. Pretend to be strong and wipe your tears behind your back when you say goodbye. These few blackened templates will teach you that you need to gnash your teeth when you say goodbye , but actually want to sleep with me once."

The hero raised his eyelids: "It's impossible to sleep with you, if you feel uncomfortable, I can sleep with you."

The main character: "..."

The protagonist: "...Hahahaha, don't be so serious when you're joking? I like your chic attitude, hero~ That's how a breakup should be, clean and not sticky or greasy hahaha."

Daxia: "Who said we broke up?"

Protagonist: "...Then, what did you sleep with?"

Hero: "I was raped by you."

Protagonist: ……………

The hero smiled: "The victim."

…………

...Am I such a beast?

Co-authoring the multiple-choice question of "seeking revenge" and "warming the bed", is seeking revenge the correct answer?

The protagonist immediately admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry I was wrong, I shouldn't have treated you like this, you are really miserable."

Hero: "Okay, I forgive you."

The protagonist thinks that a hero is indeed a hero, but his cultivation is different.

The hero drew out his sword with a decent smile on his face.

Protagonist: "...Didn't you forgive me?!"

Hero: "Is there any contradiction between my verbal forgiveness and my wanting you to keep the crime tools and pay the price?"

Leaving... tools of crime...

The protagonist took a step back: "Calm down, man."

Daxia: "I'm very calm."

The protagonist: "Otherwise you still want me to sleep with you!"

Daxia: "Okay."

……… Fuck your “yes”! !Do you dare to put away the sword before saying yes! ! ?

The protagonist runs away.The hero chased after him.

The good r.18 script suddenly turned to a bloody scene, and the little brother was watching the play by the side.

The protagonist: "...Think twice, I think our relationship can be repaired. In fact, I have always loved you deeply. It was just an uncontrollable mistake that night. I am responsible for you, okay? ……ah!!"

Hero: "Okay, as a widow, I will burn two extra sticks of incense for you."