My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

The little brother carried the protagonist to the mysterious hero through mountains and rivers and overcame all difficulties.

But the protagonist vomited blood and felt that if he didn't speak up for his rib, it probably wouldn't get better in this life.

The protagonist: "Little brother."

The little brother said breathlessly while flying over the eaves and walls: "To tell you the truth, you used to call me a little goblin, my lord."

Protagonist: ………

The protagonist: "Little comrade, I think..."

Little brother: "Little fairy."

The protagonist has a stomachache.

The protagonist: "Small......, forget it. I think you should help me fix my ribs first."

Little brother: "My lord, didn't you say that there are paper tigers in front of freedom?"

Protagonist: "Yes, but I am no longer free."

Little brother: "...it seems to be the same."

Then the little brother put the protagonist down to heal his wounds.The little brother also looks like a very good-looking little fairy with delicate features.

The little brother here is helping to heal the ribs, and the protagonist over there is still wondering which magical corner of the Gobi Gobi he has traveled to.

Maybe it's because although this little brother betrayed him temporarily because he couldn't beat a certain hero, he was not bad at all.Very straightforwardly told the protagonist about his background.

It turns out that the protagonist is a son of the Demon Cult, and there is also a Demon Cult leader above him.

The leader of the Devil's Cult dotes on the Young Master of the Devil's Cult very much. Every day he takes the protagonist to double repair, and even asks the protagonist to call him Dad.It's really the kind of calling dad, foster father or something, and the kind that won't soften after shouting.

The protagonist couldn't stand the oppression, so he found an excuse to come out from the Devil's Cult, and flirted outside... No, recruiting heroes.He also collected all the seven-star sheepskin scrolls and practiced them into peerless martial arts.

The seven-star sheepskin scroll was taken out separately to draw a key point.

Then the devil master, who had practiced peerless martial arts, went back and handed over the leader of the devil religion.

Protagonist: "...Isn't this really a scumbag story?"

But as it turns out, how can Stallion be called scum?It's called Merry.After all, the male protagonists who have upgraded to Gongwen all the way to the pinnacle of life relying on replenishing magic.

But this story does not follow the usual path. Originally, after the demon sect is destroyed, the martial arts should be unified and I am the only one.But I don't know what the protagonist has experienced, anyway, he lost all his skills and jumped off the cliff.

Then he was picked up by the prince.

After the protagonist finished listening, he touched himself up and down immediately.This made the little brother of the Demon Cult very puzzled, "Young Master, what are you doing?"

Lord Protagonist: "I'm looking for that parchment scroll you mentioned. This is the end of the story. Anyone who is not stupid knows that this thing must be the main storyline."

Little brother: "Yes, anyone who is not stupid knows that you definitely don't have it, young master."

The protagonist: "...Why!"

Little brother: "You want seven seven-star sheepskin scrolls. This story can't be told."

…………

The protagonist stopped his hand: "Okay."

A life accustomed to disappointment will no longer be so sad.

Little brother: "But I have one."

Protagonist: "Huh??!"

Little brother: "Kiss me and I'll give it to you."

Protagonist: "...Little brother, you're ruined."

Little brother: "No, I've been your goblin from the beginning to the end. There are three thousand beautiful men in your harem, and they all live in harmony. At most, you can throw poison, dig out your heart, chop off your head, chop off your hands or something."

………Hardcore Gongdou, a man’s Gongdou!you deserve to have! !

The protagonist hesitated for a moment, but after thinking about it, he almost lost his chicken just now.Now kiss a ball of yarn!

Dear!

Then the protagonist took a bite of the little brother.

The protagonist: "Okay, give me the seven-star parchment."

The little brother took out a rag the size of a palm from his pocket.

Shake it and drop the wool.

Protagonist: "...I can tell, it's real sheepskin."

Little brother: "If you fake it, you will pay 50. You are not cheating. Consider that I will give you a [-]% discount for the kiss just now, and you will take it away for [-] taels."

Protagonist: "...Do you think I look like 50 taels?"

The little brother looked him up and down, and said sweetly, "You are worth 300 taels."

The protagonist, the man, stretched out his arm: "Come on, I will give you this hand, and you give me the parchment."

Little brother: "That hero bought you from me for 300 taels. Now you are not qualified to sell your hands."

The protagonist: "...Didn't you say that he is super fierce, you can't beat him, and you have no choice?"

Little brother: "..."

Little goblin, what a fart, it's clearly a string of small money!

The protagonist feels that he has seen through the essence of life - the evil money.

Seeing that the protagonist is angry, the little goblin is a little timid.There is no way to come over and "baji" the protagonist.

The protagonist sneered: "Three taels of silver, no credit."

The little goblin didn't expect her son's temperament to change so drastically after he lost his memory, and instead of caring about such trivial things as herself, she didn't want to eat beauty.

The little goblin didn't believe in evil, so he took the protagonist's hand and shook it.

Protagonist: "Handles are another price."

Goblin: ......

you win.How can I pay a string of money to you?

Anyway, money will not be given, not in this life.

So the little brother of the Demon Cult took out a bottle of medicine from his arms, and handed it to the protagonist, "This five taels, don't need to look for it."

Protagonist: "What is this for?"

Brother Demon Sect: "Enhanced Mongolian Khan Medicine."

Protagonist: "Huh?!"

Brother Demon Cult: "Don't think about it, it won't work for me."

Protagonist: ………

Protagonist: "Is there any effect on you?"

Brother Demon Cult: "Yes, you can't afford it. Unless you sell yourself, but you don't have a body to sell anymore."

Protagonist: ………

Come on, this pair of Qianchuanzi CP should be able to separate from each other from today.

The little brother of the Demon Cult picked up the protagonist again, and was about to rush to the hero.

By the time he arrived at the hero's place, the little brother had already been crushed by the protagonist and was about to stop breathing.I feel that the protagonist is an unbearable pain in life.

The protagonist, the lord, raised his head and glanced at the revenge-seeking hero.

He is 1.8 meters tall, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, and fair skin. He is dressed in white and holds a three-foot green sword in his hand. He looks quite upright.

The protagonist thinks this look is very dangerous!

Although he seems to be owed money by someone now, his whole face looks very unhappy.

Hero: "I..."

Protagonist: "Don't talk yet, let me confirm one thing first. Did the two of us sleep and then I abandoned you?"

The hero was taken aback for a moment, and then a look of shame and anger appeared on his face.But heroes are very cultivated, and cultivated people don't like to lie.

So the hero gritted his teeth and admitted: "Yes."