My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

After the protagonist said this, he felt that he had set a shocking flag. No matter how you think about this kind of standard "really fragrant" preface, you feel cowardly.

Princess: "Oh, forget it. You continue."

Protagonist: ………

Do you know that if you often reply with "oh", you will be beaten to death?

By the way, what did I just want to say?

The protagonist was very distressed and thought about what he said just now, but found that he couldn't remember at all when he was interrupted by the princess.

But the prince is getting closer with tools.The protagonist who watched was terrified, but the donkey was so poor that he could only cry and watch the prince approaching.

Help!Darth is available! !

The promised protagonist Halo dares to pay the renewal fee! !

The protagonist is uncomfortable.The protagonist wants to cry.

The protagonist wants to say that if anyone saves him now, he will be willing to be a cow to the other party, and whoever saves himself will be his reborn father! !

At this moment, the sound of bells suddenly came from outside the door, a series of small bells.The sound is thin and dense.

The prince and the princess suddenly became alert at the same time.

Protagonist: ………

Author, tell me, how much do you like to stuff my dad? ! !

At this time, the door was pushed open, and a little brother with a height of 1.6 meters came in, who was cute and well-behaved.He was dressed in red, barefoot, and had several anklets with bells on his ankles.

Little brother: "...Did I disturb you?"

Prince & Princess: "Yes!"

The main character: "...No!! Absolutely not!! A young hero who saves the life of a chicken wins the construction of a seven-level pagoda! I am innocent and forced to do so. Would you like to witness a weak and pitiful person being ruined in front of you? ?”

Little brother: "...Young master, you are spoiling people, aren't you?"

The protagonist: "Is up and down the point? The point is that I was forced to do it!!"

The prince showed a shy smile, "This king was ruined voluntarily."

princess:"…………"

upset.

Although this little brother directly knew the truth about the emperor, he still walked in without being afraid of the eye of a needle.Didn't back down at all.

There are hot tears in the eyes of the protagonist: a good man will live a safe life!

The little brother smiled at the protagonist, showing a cute little canine tooth.

Ah, it's an angel! !

The little brother discussed with the princess politely: "Please release our young master first, or I will be very embarrassed."

Princess: "Oh, I don't care about that."

Why does the protagonist feel that the tone of this little brother... seems to be an old acquaintance with him?

The protagonist: "This little brother... I want to ask, do we know each other?"

The prince sneered and said, "This is your sweet little follower, who used to be inseparable."

The little brother smiled and said - he was right.

Prince: "Are you really going to take him away?"

Little brother: "Yes."

The protagonist looked at this sunny and cute little angel, and felt that he had finally encountered something less troublesome after time travel.

The prince sighed, and compromised: "Well, let's change from 3P to 4P today, and you will be added. Detain this person in my prince's mansion, and the two of us will take turns in singles and double days in the future."

Little brother: "..."

Fuck, little brother, don't hesitate! !

Little brother, wake up! !

Besides, what the hell is Lundan Shuangri? !Only exhausted cows have no plowed fields!If you want my wife's life, just say so!

The protagonist feels that this is not enough, he needs to use the core values ​​of socialism to influence his little brother.

As a result, before she could speak, the princess covered her mouth.

Protagonist: "No no no no no no no!!"

The little brother winked playfully: "I know I'm your little one~"

………You are using the same set of decoding tools, right? !

Little brother: "Although the prince's statement is very tempting, I must take the young master away today."

Prince: "Why?"

Little brother: "Because the author said that the plot is going to go away. It is impossible for meat to have meat, and there will never be meat in this life."

Prince: "Okay, then take him away."

Princess & Protagonist: ……………

Princess: "Do you understand what they are saying?"

Protagonist: "No no no no no no!"

Princess: "I think so too."

Protagonist: ………

Fuck, you know me!

Then the little brother was ready to come and take the protagonist away.

Then he was attacked by the prince.

Then the prince was killed.

It's not that the prince can't beat him, it's because the little brother is a poisoner.

Demon sect, let's fit the theme.

The little brother looked at the princess who was pressing the protagonist with a pure and innocent face, "Do you have anything to say?"

The princess was very sensible and let go of the protagonist, "Take me away."

Protagonist: "...Don't you really love the prince?"

Princess: "Then I'll keep you for another tea?"

Protagonist: "You guys are true love, be sure and sure!"

The prince was poisoned and couldn't move, but he was dying: "Princess!"

Princess: "Don't shout, I won't help."

Prince: "Do you dare to rebel?!"

The concubine sneered: "Tonight I'm going to attack, I have the final say."

Prince: ......

The concubine sneered, and for the sake of harmonious development in the future, she bought five years of Mi.Jiang on the spot with the little brother of the Demon Sect.The two traded on the spot, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

The protagonist, the lord, gave a "bah" to the dog-like princess in his heart.Then he jumped off the bed directly, ready to run to his great freedom.

Then he fell to the ground and spat out a mouthful of blood.

The little brother quickly supported the protagonist: "What's wrong with you, son?"

The protagonist: "Hey, it's okay. I just broke two...four ribs, nothing serious. Let's go quickly, little brother."

The little brother looked at the protagonist with distressed eyes.The protagonist felt the humanistic care for the first time after time travel, so he patted the little brother's head by virtue of his height.

What a loving little wolf dog.

With the support of the little wolf dog, the protagonist walked out of the prince's mansion.

The little wolf dog is obviously still very distressed: "Why don't I help the young master treat it first?"

The protagonist vomited blood and felt windy at his feet: "It's okay!! In front of freedom, everything is a paper tiger."

Small dogs:"…………"

Protagonist: "I need to add some settings now, please give me some popular science first."

Little wolf dog: "Huh?"

Lord Protagonist: "...my son was physically and mentally damaged under the ravages of that unscrupulous prince, and I accidentally lost important memories. I wonder if you would like to tell me, what kind of person I was before?"

The little wolf dog looked at the protagonist with very distressed eyes: "I just said why today's young master is so easy to deceive."

Protagonist: "...Huh?!"

Immediately afterwards, the protagonist felt that his feet were soft and his whole body had no strength.

Yes, my little brother is a drug addict.

Little brother: "To be honest, a hero came to seek revenge on you two days ago. He was super fierce. I couldn't beat him. So I took his money and promised him that I would take you there to warm his bed."

... Is it seeking revenge or warming the bed?

The little brother looked at the protagonist with his cute and innocent eyes: "My lord, you won't be angry with me, right?"

Correct.

...Damn!

My old lady just praised you little wolf dog little angel!That's what you did to me! ?

Little brother: "However, thinking about when the young master abandoned me in the past, it's not too much for me to do so today."

Protagonist: "... You must have been blackened after being abandoned by me, right?"

What kind of evil is this?

The little brother easily carried the protagonist on his shoulders like a sandbag, and was going to take him to find that mysterious hero.