My old lady penetrates into a danmei stallion and acts as a scumbag

Life has its ups and downs, like a roller coaster.

In the past, it was either you die or I live, now the protagonist and his two predecessors hold hands and decide to go to the imperial city for half a month.

The road is high and the water is far away, the protagonist is a dead house, even if he has a physique that can do seven times a night, it is still very unbearable.

Walking on the road is very negative.

The hero is very dissatisfied, because if it continues at this speed, it is estimated that it will take another 500 years to borrow from the sky to reach the imperial city.

The little brother of the Demon Cult came over to discuss with the protagonist: "My lord, do you know that this poison can only live for 49 days?"

The protagonist: "I have the aura of the protagonist and I am worthy."

Brother Demon Sect: "..."

The protagonist: "Little brother, don't worry, the protagonist's aura is omnipotent. Maybe we will see the emperor selling sesame seed cakes at the next intersection."

The little brother of the Demon Cult felt that his young master had not lost his memory, but was insane.

The hero and the little brother of the Devil's Cult thought together and felt that this would not work.But both of them are unwilling to carry the protagonist, so they think they should buy a carriage.

So the money should be paid by the hero as it should be, because he is the leader of the martial arts alliance and the richest.The remaining two have nothing to pull out, and one penniless man has nothing to pull out.

After buying a carriage, there was another problem—a little pet from the Devil’s Cult who was pampered and pampered couldn’t drive a carriage at all, and another...and another one, as a smart and knowledgeable modern person, fully embodies the characteristics of a modern person—no Cell phones and computers are useless.

The hero began to accept his fate as a coachman again.

From then on, it got out of hand, and the hero took care of all the lodgings, itinerary arrangements, dry food collection, and horse feeding.

The little brother of the Devil's Cult and the protagonist were raised in a smooth manner, not only dissatisfied, but the two little sluts also bullied the honest people and bullied the honest people very much.

Heroes are well-trained and don't care about them.

So the hero was bullied all the way forward.

The protagonist is sighing all the way: "Oh, I seem to have been to this place before?"

The demon brother sneered: "Do you still remember your beloved prince? Guess where he lives?"

…… The little brother of the Demon Cult carried him from the capital to the hero's place, and the hero took him back to the capital from his own place.

One day, three people and one car were walking on a small road in the mountains, when they suddenly saw thick smoke billowing in the middle of the road. I don't know what was burning, so the little brother of the Demon Cult covered his nose with his sleeve, "Be careful."

At this time, several bandits jumped out and blocked the road.There were about 30 to [-] people, and they made a line of "this road is mine".

The protagonist: "... Hero, the time has come to punish the evil and promote the good. Don't be cowardly, just do it."

The hero threw his money bag to the bandits.

The main character: "..."

Hero: "He who knows current affairs is a hero."

At this time, a bandit leader came over and took a look at the protagonist, who was considered to be as shameful as a fish and a wild goose, and looked him up and down: "The one who looks like a monster looks like a monster, catch him!"

Protagonist: ………

The young men swarmed up to arrest people.

The hero picked up his sword to block it: "He's still useful, so I can't give it to you."

The protagonist is almost moved to tears.

The bandit leader came over and smiled evilly: "Why, he is your man, so you protect him?"

Hero: "...heh."

Then get out of the way! !Get out of the way! !

The protagonist is going crazy!Can this also be a prank? !Is it true that you decent people are all white and black? !

Are there really not many such flirtatious protagonists left?One sentence can make you move away, you and that Demon Cult mascot are all the same way, hello!

A group of little bandits grabbed the protagonist and dragged him down. The protagonist grabbed the demon brother with one hand and the hero with the other, refusing to get out of the car.

The little bandit in charge of catching people said quietly, "Don't struggle anymore, it's useless to resist, don't be afraid, our boss likes to be the next one, the small forest next to it will solve it, and it will pass quickly as soon as you close your eyes of."

Protagonist: ………

The human design is not broken, hey!The men I met were either fucked by him or wanted to be fucked by him!

Also, what the hell is it that passes by as soon as you close your eyes! ?Do you want to deliver the milk? Leave it at the door and leave? !Although I don't admit that I am a man, you can't discriminate against me! !

Anger is indignation, the protagonist still feels that this matter is very critical.What's worse is that even if it's a crisis, there are still people here to demolish it.

The little brother of the Devil's Cult was pulling his hand down with all his strength.The hero is drawing his sword to cut off the sleeve that the protagonist is holding on to.

Protagonist: "...Are you brothers?! Husband and wife for one day, one hundred days of grace! No matter what, they slept together, save me!!"

Brother Demon Cult: "Young master, don't be afraid, use your strength, you can kill him."

The hero didn't talk much, he had already cut off his sleeve with his sword, and said to the bandit leader, "Remember to return it to us after you sleep."

I've heard of cutting the gown to judge righteousness, but now is this cutting the sleeves to give to the husband? !

Protagonist: "If I go, I will give you two green hats, do you really care?! No! Do! Care!?!"

Brother Demon Cult: "We're used to it."

...... Love is a ray of light, green enough to make my heart panic.

Stallion's small shou are all tempered into steel.This is completely a small scene, the little brother of the Demon Cult is a personal entourage, and he has never seen such a scene.

As soon as the little brother of the Devil's Cult used his strength, he pulled the protagonist's hand off.

The protagonist was instantly dragged off the carriage by the little bandits outside.

Brother Demon Cult: "You can go at ease, if he is killed by you, we will testify to you, son, that you are the victim."

Protagonist: ………

Pooh! !

Is my mother's integrity higher than the mountains and deeper than the sea? !Back then, the prince was so coquettish. Even the coquettish little goblin was not moved, how could he give in to such a wild bandit? !

The protagonist changed hands and grabbed the bandit leader: "Brother, don't you really think about those two in the carriage? They need chest muscles and abdominal muscles, they are bigger than me and fiercer than me! Nine times a night is nothing to worry about!"

The bandit was angry, "I just like you, a monster like you~"

Protagonist: ………

Protagonist: "Baby, grab those two from the car and let's play together, I will definitely make you a fairy~"

Can the bandit leader listen to such a superficial provocation?Must not.

The pheromone bonus of the stallion text is only given to the protagonist, and the demon brother and the hero must escape.

The bandit leader directly dragged the protagonist into the nearby grove.

At this time, the little brother of the Demon Cult leisurely took out a bottle of medicine from his arms, poured two for himself and two for the hero.

It's not that they didn't want to save them, the smoke just now was poisonous.Only the protagonist has a halo and is alive and kicking.Both are soft-legged shrimp now.

The demon brother looked at Xiao Shulin: "It seems that the young master has really lost his memory."

Hero: "I don't believe it."