Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【85】

Because I haven’t got the cheats for clearing the level I sent out (only know the grievance value), I can’t let him be solved before the matter is resolved, so I have to carry him back to the room as quickly as possible, throw him on the bed, After rolling the quilt, he hurried out to deal with Mr. Qiao.

Mr. Qiao didn't regard himself as an outsider at all. During the period when I was living in Faxiao, he visited the apartment where I was in Faxiao.Waiting for me to come out, I have been waiting for a while.

He stood in the middle of the living room in a leading position, with no expression on his face, but I don't know why, but he was a little weak.

"Well, why are you here?" I scratched my hair, the man on the cover of a financial magazine is actually standing in the living room of my Fa Xiao's house, and there are half-eaten barbecue-flavored potatoes on the coffee table next to him slices, and my discounted Minion glass...I think this scene is a bit weird.

"Take my wife home." He looked at me and said.

I stopped and looked at him incredulously.

Old, old, wife? !

Hello!

The enemy is almost there!

I warn you not to use words indiscriminately just because the language is taught by the physical education teacher!

He walked towards me boldly, and I hurriedly retreated behind the coffee table: "Stop joking." I said with a twitching cheeky smile, "If you want to find a wife, you should go to your sister. You My wife is lying on her bed, what are you doing here?"

He frowned and grabbed my collar fiercely.

Depend on!Why are scumbags so powerful?

I was pulled forward by him and almost fell down on the big coffee table in the middle.

He bent down and pressed down, forcing him like a mountain.

I suddenly felt a little bit numb with that murderous air, grabbed his hand and said nervously: "Hey! A gentleman doesn't move his hands, ah, no, on the contrary, I mean, if you have something to say, don't say anything." Do it if you don't agree, it doesn't fit your domineering personality, but you..."

He moved to my mouth and sniffed hard.The tip of my nose touched my lips, it was icy cold, like a piece of ice just taken out of the refrigerator.

"You've been drinking." He showed a very unhappy look.

Then he let go of my collar.

I froze.

quite a while.

Depend on! ! !

The scumbag of feelings put on a posture of fighting, but actually just wanted to get closer and smell my breath?

I straightened up again in a daze. I stood up, but my eyes still stayed on his nose.

His nose was red with cold.

Probably because of the alcohol, my reaction was very slow, and the focus of my eyes stayed on the tip of his nose for a long time, and then slowly spread to his face.

I touched his face.

really.

Good ice.

He looked at me in astonishment, probably because he didn't expect me to touch him suddenly.

I grabbed his arm again, touched his hands, and pinched his sleeves. There was no temperature on his body, and there was cold moisture on his clothes.

"Have you been waiting downstairs for a long time?" It must be one or two o'clock in the morning.

He was noncommittal.

"...how did you find this place?"

Still no answer.

"It's so late, what can you do with me?"

Still no answer.

Why is this person so annoying? Is it because he can't understand people's words, or can't speak?

I scratched my hair a little irritably: "Let me tell you, my self-control has plummeted after drinking, and I don't have the patience to play the game of 'Come and guess what I'm thinking' with you. If you don't explain why you came, I will have to forcibly deport you from the country."

He finally spoke: "Who did you drink with tonight?"

Eh?Why did he ask this?I looked at him in bewilderment.

He pointed to Faxiao's closed door: "What's your relationship with him?"

Before I could answer, he asked sharply again: "Do you have an affair?"

Hold!I was furious and furious: "Keep your fucking mouth clean! That's me! My best brother! Don't have one leg and one leg, don't be gay, just treat the whole world as gay!"

"I'm not gay." He said calmly.

A long string of swear words in my stomach was about to come out, and he suddenly dropped such a big bomb without warning, causing me to open my mouth and stop abruptly, no matter how you look at it, how stupid.

How could he not be gay?

Me: "...Don't tell me you like women."

He: "I don't like women either."

I:"……"

You don't like women, you don't like men, so what do you like?

He: "I just like you."

I:"………………"

【86】

I wiped my face heavily, and let out a long sigh: "I said, Mr. Qiao, classmate Qiao, can you stop playing with me like this. Your fucking serious face made me nervous too. , it turned out that you actually wanted to talk about love, do you know how many brain cells you caused me to die?"

"'I don't like men, I don't like women, I only like you'" I raised my head, looked at him helplessly, and laughed, "This is an old meme from many years ago, when I was in college It's out of fashion, do you know how old-fashioned you are?"

He actually said seriously: "I'm just stating the facts."

"Yes, yes, I know that I look a lot like Bai Yueguang in your mind. You must feel sorry for not being able to say this to him in person." I shrugged tiredly, "But some words are I can only say to the Lord, I am just a fake, it is meaningless for you to act in front of me."

He is not happy.

Look at those wrinkled eyebrows, they can kill flies.

I yawned and looked at the clock on the wall: "Okay, okay, it's only 20 minutes away to two o'clock, can you go after you recite your love words? I have to get up early tomorrow, so drive carefully on the road. Sayo Nana~ I'm sorry for you."

【87】

I respectfully walked him to the door of the house.

He actually followed obediently.

As soon as the door opened, he stepped out of the threshold with one foot.

I was pleasantly surprised.

Yo hey!I didn't expect this big Buddha to be so easy to dismiss.

Cheerfully, he was about to close the iron door, but unexpectedly the door was suddenly held down by him.

What's going on?I looked up in confusion: "Did you drop anything?"

He nodded.

I tried my best to recall: "How do I remember that you seemed to come here empty-handed? Did I remember wrongly when I was drunk? Forget it, I will get it for you. Did you forget something?"

Turn around and prepare to enter the house.

"No need." He grabbed my wrist suddenly, "The things I left behind are not in the house."

After speaking, he dragged me out.

I was confused, and I was caught off guard for a while, so he dragged me staggering forward a few steps, and I suddenly woke up when I heard the heavy sound of the big iron door closing behind me.

Fuck!

The thing he left behind in his feelings is me!

【88】

I jerked off his hand.

Pulled back by him.

I desperately broke free and raised my foot to kick him.

He tried to hug my foot and grabbed a slipper instead.

I rushed back with one bare foot.

The tightly closed big iron gate laughed at me coldly.

God!

O earth!

NO! ! !

I threw myself on the door and let out a long wail.

"I didn't bring the key——"

【89】

The bad guy who made me homeless actually stood behind me and didn't leave.

I turned to look at him gloomyly.

Your sister's father is fighting with you! ! !

【90】

I really can't figure it out.

You said...Qiao Lihong is only of a standard body type. With his muscle mass, he is almost far away from the muscle trainer in the gym.

But he actually... subdued me? ? ? ! ! !

Hmm, it must be because I was drunk that my fighting power decreased, so I was defeated by him.

Joe scum, you wait for me!When you, Uncle Xu, I sober up, let's fight again tomorrow!

【91】

I fell asleep in his car, but I didn’t fall asleep. I felt like I had been driving for a long time. The whole world was pitch black, only a little light in front of the car was coldly illuminating the road, as if I was going to drive straight to the end of the world.

When I woke up again, I was already lying on a strange bed.

Eyelids drooped heavily, I tried very hard to open them a little, sat on the bed blankly and looked around, trying to figure out where this was.

A fiery chest came close to me, and a pair of strong arms stretched out from behind me, wrapped around my chest and then closed them tightly. I felt myself being hugged by someone, and the two of them folded and fell back on the bed.

"Go to sleep, this is my home." The man whispered in my ear with a hoarse, low magnetic voice.

I was so sleepy that I couldn't keep my eyes open, knowing it was Qiao Lihong, so I felt relieved, rubbed my pillow, found a comfortable position, and prepared to fall into a deep sleep.

My back was tightly pressed against his chest, my ears were held in his mouth, and my wet tongue was licking the helix, causing a string of indistinct ravings to overflow from my mouth.

He opened his eyes in a daze, looked at him in confusion, and made a questioning voice from his nasal cavity.

The fiery breath sprayed on my neck, causing a long series of goosebumps, and the soft lips lingered on it.

"You don't have to worry about me, I can do it myself." Gou. Day. Shameless, naked without even underwear, the hard thing is facing my ass.

I:"……"

He doesn't want to do it, does he?

I was so drunk that I couldn't hold it anymore, I just wanted to sleep.He reached out to touch me, but I pushed him away impatiently and glared at him.

Because he was drunk, he stared weakly.

Sweeping over softly, rather than refusing, it seemed a bit seductive.

The rhythm of his breathing changed suddenly.

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes.I know this bastard has no good intentions. I think he doesn't want to sleep, but wants to sleep with me.

"You—" I poked his chest hard with my fingers.

The moment his fingertips touched his skin, his chest began to rise and fall rapidly.

Naturally colored embryos.

He is like a starved wolf, both eyes are green.

I stared at him fiercely, but he actually swallowed his saliva and looked at me expectantly.

asshole!What the hell are you thinking about? !Do you think I'm going to do something bad to you? Look at your passionate pervert.

I turned my fingers into palms, pressed heavily on his chest, and smiled at him ambiguously, and he was so excited that he was about to squirt immediately.

Then I slapped him and sent him flying.

"Get out of labor!!!"

The scumbag's expression froze in an instant.

snort!If you want to fuck yourself, go ahead!No matter how strong and powerful you are, we, Mr. Xu, will not accompany you anyway! ! !

I rolled up the quilt and rolled in another direction, tightly entangled myself into a big caterpillar, and fell asleep with my eyes closed, ignoring the idiot who was stiff as a stone behind me.

【92】

I had a good night's sleep.

Then when I woke up, the last grumpy face staring at me with dissatisfaction with desire was particularly terrifying.

"..." I pressed my temple fiercely, "Ah, it hurts! How could it be so uncomfortable? If I knew I wouldn't have drunk so much yesterday, I must be hungover!"

I rolled and rolled on the bed pretending to be uncomfortable, and then rolled to the edge of the bed, and rushed out like a tiger, trying to lock him out of the toilet.

But I couldn't find the toilet.

Damn it's my first time here, how could I know the layout of his house is so complicated.

This fucking also has stairs and a small outdoor garden, is this a villa?This is definitely a villa!

Then he was held down by him in the corridor of the villa.

He pinned me to the rug and had a blast.

I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!

This is a corridor with people coming and going! ! !

There should be no one else in his house, right?

There must be no one else in his house! ! !

His sexy gasps were contagious, and my breathing became chaotic.

I was scared and a little irritated, as if I was playing some kind of taboo game.

Let him tease again, and slowly stand up from the lower body.

I looked at him with blurred eyes, but my heart sank to the bottom of the sea.

Oops, something must be wrong with my body!

I actually became hard while being pressed down by a man!

The last time can be explained by medicine, so what about this time?

(... Countless river crabs crawled past...)

【93】

"Do you like it?" He asked me afterwards.

I don't know which one he was asking about.

He gave me [beep——]?

Or was he [beep—————] by me?

But no matter which one he asked, it didn't feel good to me.

So I was very "honest"... shaking my head desperately.

Damn, it's important to save your life. I don't know what kind of horrible content this pervert is thinking about.

"Really don't like it?" He leaned over and pressed me close, almost nose to nose with me, his deep eyes were just like his voice—very attractive!

I shook my head desperately.

Don't seduce me!I will not be fooled!

He stared at me for a moment, narrowing his eyes slightly.There is a strange light behind the narrow eye slits, like a cunning and unpredictable fox.

"You say you don't like it, but if you really don't like it..." He reached out and touched me, and said in a calm tone explaining a fact, "Then why are you so hard?"

I lowered my head in astonishment, staring dumbfounded at the [beep——] in his hand.

It hardened into a baseball bat, and it smashed my sanity to pieces with one hard blow.

How is this possible!

I just had a hard time!

How could it be hard again? !

And he just frightened me like that just now, with the terrifying aura emanating from his body, normal people are so frightened that they soften!

How could I be hard again? !

I felt as if the whole sky was falling down.