Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【94】

He looked at me jokingly, I opened my mouth, but found that I couldn't explain it at all, so I had to emphasize my position again: "I'm straight!"

He said calmly, "You are not."

I stood up abruptly, trying to overwhelm him with my voice: "I! Yes! Straight!!"

He sat cross-legged on the ground very relaxed, looking up at me standing there, with a smile on his face.

I just jumped like thunder.

What the hell does this scum mean? !

I kicked hard on the sofa and yelled at him: "It's just my body's instinctive reaction, you gave me [beep--] with your fucking mouth, a man can be hard! It doesn't matter whether I bend or not ! proves nothing."

He shook his head, and calmly commented on my behavior in four words:

"Deceiving yourself."

I was angry: "You fucking shut up!"

So he did not speak.

Just sitting on the ground, staring at me from the bottom up with a very aggressive look, after a while, he suddenly reached out and touched my calf——

Fuck he licks me! ! !

I suddenly took a breath and took a step back in horror. While I was afraid, I also felt my blood boil instantly.

(...The battle was very fierce, more crabs crawled over...)

"You're not straight, you're not curvy, you just like me."

The sound seemed to come from beyond the sky, separated by thick clouds, thousands of miles away.

I can't hear clearly, I can't figure it out, I just want to sink into the bottom of the sea of ​​desire with him forever.

【95】

I wiped my face vigorously.

Oh shit!what's the problem?

Mr. Qiao's painting style is obviously wrong.

How could he be turned into such a big monster in one night?

I really miss the wedding night, the innocent little boy who would stop halfway through, his desire was hard and unbearable, but he still suppressed it, held my face and asked carefully, "Can I continue?"

So... where did this big pervert come from now? !

I turned my head angrily and stared at Qiao Lihong beside me.

He sat on the ground with his right leg bent, his back against the wall, lazily relaxed.

With an after-event cigarette in my mouth, I squinted my eyes with a contented expression, which made the veins on my forehead pulsate.

Look at his relaxed look, it really pissed me off!

Ahhhhh!I instantly felt that I was possessed by Li Kui, no matter who, hurry up and give me an axe!

Labor and management want to hack this big scum to death! ! !

He noticed that I was staring at him, turned his head and smiled casually, then opened his mouth and exhaled smoke at me.

Choked me to keep coughing, but he laughed inhumanely.

"Damn! It's too wicked, you don't smoke like this!" I waved my hand to disperse the smoke.

"Do you want it?" He raised his hand, indicating the cigarette between his fingers.

"Aren't you a billionaire boss? Why are you so stingy, you have to share a cigarette." I refused angrily, "This is covered with your saliva, it's so disgusting! Give me a new one. "

"Forget it." He took it back, put it in his mouth and started to twitch again. "You've already eaten anything dirtier than saliva, and I don't think you feel disgusted. Let me tell you..." He looked at me meaningfully, "You really don't know how much you like it in your heart."

"Shut up! Scum!" My face turned red, "Fuck! Do you treat Paoyou like this?"

snort!Isn't it just a cigarette?Cheapskate!

Why isn't this scumbag's company going bankrupt? !

I snatched it angrily, took the cigarette out of his mouth, and stuffed it in my own.

"Pao. Friends?" He looked at me in surprise.

I ignored him and took a deep breath.Tobacco quickly soothes my restless heart and relaxes my nerves.

Therefore, there is a reason to smoke afterwards.

"Why, isn't what I said right?" I bit my cigarette, raised one corner of my mouth, and glanced at him with a smirk, "You're looking for me because you want to go to bed, anyway, what you love is that little Xia in your heart, everyone just Masturbation doesn't talk about love, it's not a gun. What is a friend."

I admit, I wanted to annoy him on purpose.

Unexpectedly, he was not angry at all, and calmly said in a tone of explaining the facts: "You are my wife, not my pao.you, and I will not go to pao.you."

I wanted to taunt him, but I couldn't help being a little curious: "Why?" Well, after figuring out the reason, I will taunt him in a targeted manner.

He touched my head: "Because I won't find anyone who suits me better than you."

"Huh?" I was stunned, "In the eyes of your old man, feelings are just a dish?!"

"You don't want to?" he asked.

Appetite your size!I feel disgusted when I see you, I don't want to be your food for the rest of my life!

I was angry: "Have you lost your mind! How could I be willing!"

He tilted his head, looked at me with the innocent eyes of a child, and said, "Am I not delicious enough?"

【96】

What the hell is this bastard talking about? !

He actually asked me, is he delicious enough?

I was suddenly choked by the smoke and coughed violently.

At the same time, my face suddenly turned red.

Bah Bah Bah! ! !

What is delicious is not delicious, so fucking shameless!

【97】

He looked at me and smiled: "You are so cute when you are shy."

"Who is shy?! Who is shy???!!!!" I was going crazy, "Are you fucking blind! Don't talk nonsense if you see it wrong."

He touched my ear: "It's obviously so red... well, don't stare at me, I was wrong."

I was angry: "What kind of tone are you talking like I'm forcing you, obviously you are wrong, how could I blush! If you want to blush, you blush! What you did to me just now, I can't say it , anyway, you are blushing! A normal person would not think of using that posture, anyway, you are not allowed to do that to me in the future."

"Why not? You're already married to me."

I'm scratching my head like crazy.

He actually said "yes", "yes" you big-headed ghost!How cute are you in front of me!

"I said I'm straight, straight, did you hear me, the most straight in the universe! Labor and management are not interested in being paper clips! I like cute girls, soft girls, fragrant girls, in short, all kinds of girls. Don't talk to me anymore 'That's it', 'that's it', let me tell you, it's useless, you're not my type!"

As soon as I got mad, he didn't answer, but after I finished speaking, he asked in a purely curious tone: "Then what type is your dish?"

I haven't really thought about this issue.

I was choked by him, thought about it carefully, and scratched my head: "Probably... female?"

He sneered: "I really didn't pursue it."

I glared at him: "What about you, you are not much better!"

He said: "As I said, you and I have different appetites. Everyone's qi is different. Since it is going to last a lifetime, it must have the right taste."

I said, "Angry? What are you angry about?"

He laughed: "Yes, it's just stupidity." He tapped my forehead lightly with his finger, "It's all about being stupid here."

I:"……"

Yo!Believe it or not, I beat you!

【98】

He leaned over and kissed my forehead lightly.

I froze.

Huh?Isn't this guy unlovable?When he went to bed for the first time, he wanted to kiss me, but he hesitated and kept pushing me away. What does it mean to kiss me now?

No, the kiss is not the point, the point is the position of the kiss!

Nima, he kissed his forehead!The forehead generally represents the love of the elders for the younger generation.Damn, don't you want me to be your wife? Do you treat your wife like a junior? !

Shouldn't it be straight mouth to mouth?

He tapped my lips with his finger.

Smile meaningfully.

I turned my face away abruptly.

You don't need to say anything, I know I'm blushing again.

I really doubt that he has two antennas on the top of his head, and he can receive the Tucao channel in my head [-]/[-].Otherwise why does he always seem to know what I'm thinking.

【99】

"Go take a shower." He grabbed my arm and dragged me up from the ground.

I glanced at him quickly, and he still had a smile on his face.

What the hell is going on, did Mr. Qiao take the wrong medicine this morning, or why does he have a seductive foxy smell all over his body.

Damn it, isn't he always as calm and breezy as clouds in distant mountains?

If you are in the Bingshan abstinence system, you should continue to maintain the Bingshan abstinence system!Don't say that if you change the character design, you can change the character design, okay?Your painting style every day will make people confused, do you know it!

In short, stop laughing at me!Quickly restore my expressionless face!

With my ears flushed, I turned away and followed him to the bathroom with a mutter in my mouth.

The bathroom door closed slowly behind him.

With a "click", the lock fell.

【100】

I will never take a shower with him again ever again!

Definitely Definitely DON'T go to a bathroom with a jacuzzi!

Don't let him rub my back even if I beat him to death!

I originally planned to sell off my wedding leave and go to work today, why did I end up sleeping in broad daylight with so much misery.

【101】

When I woke up, I was afraid that I would be a little worried. After all, I left without saying hello last night, so I called him to report that he was safe.

He seemed to be very busy there, and the background sound was very noisy, as if in a place with many people, and some people were calling "director", "scene manager", "props group" and so on.

I was a little curious and asked him where and what he was doing, but he was a little absent-minded, and he talked to me in the wrong way, had a quick chat and then hung up.

Before hanging up, I heard a strange young man calling him "Teacher Yan" from a very close distance.

There are only three words in total, but the pitch is drawn out and the ending is upturned. When the person speaks it in a strange way, it feels like a cold and sticky poisonous snake.

I gasped for air, the movement was so loud that I could feel the panic in his heart through the microphone.

"Fang - ugh!!!"

The phone was hung up.

I stared at my phone dumbfounded.

Did I hear that last sound wrong?

Why does it feel like he has blocked his mouth suddenly.

Could it be... that she was kissed forcibly? ? ? ! ! !

No, no, I must have heard wrong.

Hehe, how is this possible? How could anyone like the kind of soft-hearted prodigal bastard I grew up with?

Besides, even if there was such a bold woman who kissed him forcefully, the final outcome would definitely be classified as "girlfriend".He didn't know how many times he cried to me because he was issued a good person card, and he hugged me every now and then.

Who is the biggest person who is broken in love? Once he breaks up in love, I have to satisfy all the requirements of him who is "lost in love", and accompany him to "dispel the pain of broken love" without any complaints.

Although I think his so-called "pain" is valid for a total of 0.01 seconds.

Throwing away the phone and falling on the bed, staring at the ceiling above his head in a daze.

What was I busy with when I was young?

By the way, when I was at the bar yesterday, many people came to celebrate the start of filming of his TV series. Could it be that he is busy with this?What's the name of that TV show?Depend on!He didn't say.

My small works are about to be moved to the TV screen, but I don't know anything.

Damn it, why did that guy hide it from me? It's not a bad thing to kill and set fire to. I also want to congratulate him immediately.

Why the whole world knows about him, but I don't know yet.

What a fucking fuck!

I rolled over on the bed angrily, lying on the bed in a large font.

The silk quilt is really slippery and light to the touch, and it feels very comfortable to lie on.

I buried my face in trying to sleep on, but couldn't.The body is sore and tired, but the consciousness is so clear that it is impossible to fall asleep.

I tossed and turned and finally sat up angrily, and beat the pillow hard.

That's abominable!

I tell Fa Xiao everything, but he doesn't tell me anything!

What are you going to do with this kind of friend, keep it for the New Year?

Break up!

Break up the relationship when you go back!

【102】

Hmph, if you don't tell me, won't I check it myself?

Silently turn on the phone and enter "Yan Zhedong" - this is my nickname.

Dozens of pages of search results popped up.

Click one by one to see:

"Yan Zhedong from Class 9 of Junior Secondary School Was Awarded as a Junior Academician of the China Academy of Juvenile Sciences"

This is definitely not, how can there be Class 9 in our junior high school, the next one.

"Winter with you (jony version) 5SING China..."

This is even more wrong, I have a small pentatonic insufficiency, the next one.

"Comprehensive Evaluation of the School of Water Conservancy and Hydropower in 2016...153567 Yan Zhedong..."

He went to the top five XX Communication University in the country, not the next one.

……

next.

next.

next.

Ahhhhhhhhhh!I put the phone away in agitation, what is the name of his TV series! ! !

Not long ago, the chat records I saw on his computer QQ suddenly flashed through my mind.

Others seem to call him...Guan Shanda?

I got up abruptly, and while my memory was still there, I quickly entered the title of the book I read that day——"A Ride in the Snow and Red in the Snow".

Great, great, the name of the author of this novel is Guan Shan Yidao, which happens to be right.

Looking at Lu Yingying's author's column, I showed a vicious and vicious villain expression, and laughed ferociously.

Now let me catch your fox by the tail.See if I don't follow the vines, and take off your vests one by one.

I clicked the link with excitement.

snort!

Let you hide it from me!Let you embarrass me!

Let you "the whole world knows, but not you"!

Xiao Mian, want to fight with Grandpa!

Practice for another 500 years!

【103】

When Qiao Lihong returned to his room after taking a shower, I was in a daze.

I feel like my worldview just suffered a massive shock.

I developed extremely strong doubts about the world.

Do you know what I saw?

I made him small...

he……

He actually wrote a danmei novel! ! !

And it's still a high-level H article!

I opened the first page with anticipation, thinking that I would see a martial arts novel full of countless swords, lights and swords, but what caught my eye was [beep——][beep——][beep——][beep——] ...

I want Jing Jing, don't ask me who Jing Jing is.

【104】

Qiao Lihong asked me what I was doing?

I was completely unresponsive, clutching my phone like a wooden man.

He patted me on the shoulder.

I was terribly frightened.

He was also taken aback by my reaction, looked at my phone, and wanted to grab it to see what was so scary.

I've already hurt myself, I can't hurt Qiao Lihong again.

So I slammed him away and rushed into the toilet, locked the door behind me, and sat on the toilet lid, gasping for breath.

He knocked on the door, worried what was wrong with me, I told him to go away to make me want to be quiet.

He confronted me for a while and left.

I took a long breath and slumped on the toilet.

After a long time, my breathing finally gradually calmed down.

Then, I couldn't help turning on the phone again, and continued to read the content I just saw.

Many years later, I deeply regret my behavior at this moment.

How do you say that?

Once I entered Danmei, it was as deep as the sea, and from then on, integrity was a passerby.

oh!No!My dog ​​eyes!

what do i see !

Why is the leader of the martial arts alliance poisoned by the leader of the demon sect?

Why is the way to detoxify is to be brewed with sauce?

Why does the leader of the Demon Cult have a huge harem, and all of them are men?

Why is the martial arts leader still pregnant?

Why did he fall off a cliff and lose his memory?

Why did the leader of the demon sect get hit by the sword in order to save the leader when the heroes of the white way attacked the demon sect?

What is Sunshine Health Qi Receptor?What is the black-bellied iceberg attack?

You give me back my ancient dragon Jin Yong! ! !

【105】

Qiao Lihong said, do you like erotic literature?

I'm in an out-of-body state right now.

After a long time, I raised my head slowly, and found that he was looking at my mobile phone, so I was surprised, and then found the keys in his hand.

I forgot, this is his house, even if I lock the toilet, it's useless, he can still open the door.

Seeing that I didn't respond, he took the phone over, quickly swipe the screen of the phone, and then saw the content that should be mosaiced.

He got it.

He said, were you scared by this novel just now?

In fact, if you want to learn skills, live instructional videos are more effective, he said.

He said, I have sorted out materials, come to my study.

So I was in a daze, and he led me to the study by his hand.

So I understood why he had a qualitative change in a very short period of time.

In the face of countless action and romance movies with T as the unit, and a thick stack of analysis materials on the desk, Qiao Lihong has a serious expression like an academic inquiry...

I silently banged my head against the wall.

【106】

Don't ask me why things are like this.

I was holding a black pen in my hand, and there was a blank notebook on the table. GV was playing on the computer, and top's three fingers were stuck in bottom's hole.

Qiao Lihong pointed to the time displayed on the player on the screen, and discussed with me the question of "how much time is reasonable for lubrication".

I looked at GV and then at him.

He pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

The mirrors reflected icy light.

God, can you forgive me?

【107】

After discussing academics with me, he put down his glasses and turned into a wolf.

Don't ask me for details.

study play√