Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【75】

I sent a small question and asked what I dreamed about. After many years, his leg has been healed. I have no intention of revealing the old scar, so I changed the subject and discussed what happened that night with him.

To be honest, I don't know how to deal with being cheated into marriage by Qiao Tingting.

I don't even know how to treat Qiao Lihong.

I made a proposal with an excited face: "Find a gangster and kill him!"

I was helpless: "If this is the case, then what is the difference between me and them. Violence cannot solve the problem."

I was a little surprised: "You must be drunk!"

Violent maniacs actually say that violence is useless, this is not what it is to be drunk.

I glared at him: "You're not bad, right? You were full of envy before, why don't you envy now."

"My daughter is married, you still don't allow my father to be sad!" His eyes widened, and he poked my head angrily, "A handful of feces and a pile of urine, I have worked so hard to raise such a big one, and I haven't had time to enjoy it yet." Well, it ended up being snatched away by Huang Shiren who came out of nowhere. Why can’t your father and I be sad!”

"What Huang Shiren? What do you want to enjoy?" It took me a while to realize, angrily, "Who are you calling a girl!"

He smiled and leaned over: "I'm calling you, my eldest daughter."

I waved my fist vigorously: "I want to be beaten."

He retracted his head: "Hero, please forgive me. There are old people and young people, please let me go. I promise that I will not mess with you in the future. You go Your Yangguan Road, I'll take my single-plank bridge, let's cut off contact from now on."

I froze.

These words sounded like a joke on the surface, but coupled with his expression... why does it feel a bit wrong?

What does it mean that the river water will not interfere with the well water, and everyone will stop communicating with each other?

He turned his head to the other side, the back of his head was facing me, and he didn't know what expression he had.

【76】

I poked him: "What do you mean?"

He turned his head.

I froze again.

This hippie smiley face made it seem like I was dazzled just now.

He smiled and touched my head: "Poor girl."

He touched his own head again: "Poor dad."

He raised the beer bottle: "Damn Huang Shiren."

He raised his head and drank it dry in one gulp.

【77】

"Complaining with straight, why not report it straight." I shook my head: "It is the so -called, when is the report that is the news, and watching the fun."

I covered my head: "Can you stop reciting poems, it's annoying, and go directly to the vernacular version."

He leaned back lazily, propped his right hand on the chair, leaned his upper body back twenty degrees, looked at me with his head tilted, with a smirk on his lips.

He said: "This matter, if you say it is troublesome, it is also troublesome, but if you say it is simple, it is also simple. The key lies in you."

I was dizzy: "Don't be a joke, let's talk about the key points."

"Then I have to ask you a question first," he said.

I said, "You ask."

He said: "If the grievance value ranges from 0 to 10, what is your current grievance value?"

I stared at him dumbfounded: "How can this thing be expressed in numerical values?"

He said: "Why not? 0 means that you are not angry at all. It doesn't matter whether you get married or not, and it doesn't matter whether you divorce or not. If you are cheated, you will be cheated. Just treat it as being bitten by a dog and continue to live an honest life. How will it be in the future?"

I said: "Your analogy is wrong. If a dog bites me, I will not bite back. What's the point of biting a dog's hair. But the problem is, they are not dogs. They are vultures, hyenas, and they want to eat at any time. A great threat to pounce on you and eat you."

He shrugged: "ok, let's put it another way. Let me ask you, if the brothers and sisters of the Qiao family were standing in front of you now, would you beat them up? If so, to what extent would you feel annoyed?" .”

I said, "Is it okay to beat him to death?"

A big smile slowly bloomed on his face, like the snow melting in spring and the mountains covered with flowers.

My Erzhang monk couldn't figure it out.Why is the bunny smiling so happily all of a sudden?

He said, "I'm so happy." He patted my head, "My daughter hasn't been cheated by Huang Shiren yet."

【78】

"I'm your father." I shook off his hand impatiently, "If you call me a girl, believe it or not, labor will beat you up."

"I don't believe it! If you have the guts, beat me up, beat me up~" I felt so shameless that I took the initiative to put my face next to my slap.

However, as soon as I raised my hand fiercely, he immediately looked at me from a 45-degree angle from bottom to top.

That pitiful appearance made me almost think that I was a cruel butcher who killed innocent people indiscriminately.

"Fuck!" I angrily put down my hand and turned my head away.

He uses the same moves every time, how dare this bastard be a bit embarrassing!

"Haha, with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, I knew you couldn't do it." I smiled smugly, but after a while, the smile on my face dissipated like a cloud. "Your personality..." He sighed a long time, "Hey... I guess if I ask you in a month, you will change your mind and don't want them to die again."

The world is changing so fast, who can say what will happen a month later.Maybe before I can make a move, the enemy will be hit by a car and killed.

"Hey!" I poked my hairy head with my finger, "What do you mean? I have a good personality. Are you disgusted? Ah, are you disgusted by me?"

"No! No! Really not! I don't dare to despise you, Uncle Xu!" I said with a smile while dodging my five-finger magical skill in embarrassment, "I was just praising you. If you let go of your character, In hunterXhunter, it is definitely rectal. You don’t hide things in your heart, and you vent out any unhappiness immediately. Anger comes quickly, but it goes quickly. It’s really hard for you to hold grudges against someone for a long time. Very difficult thing."

I rolled my eyes: "Isn't this called a straightforward personality? I don't know how many people are envious."

"It's a good thing you didn't become a police [river crab]," he laughed, "otherwise one day the chief will let you be an undercover agent, you will definitely reveal your true colors within two days, and you will be exposed directly."

I raised my eyes and stared at him: "Hey, hey! Don't bury me indiscriminately!"

He smiled: "However, your character is very popular in martial arts novels. The prodigal knight in the happy rivers and lakes is heartless, chic and free. But I can't do it," he shrugged, "I I prefer to be Lin Chen, the young master of Langya Pavilion, Bai Xiaosheng who writes the ranking list, and the editor-in-chief of Jianghu Express."

"What Langya Pavilion is not Langya Pavilion!" I slapped the table, "I got off topic! Come back quickly."

He also slapped the table hard: "It's not okay to let people have a little reverie! They are looking forward to a bright future! Don't stare at me! Maybe we will be hit by a car when we go out later, and then we will travel directly to In the world of martial arts... ok ok, don't look at me like that, I'm scared. Okay, what did I say just now..."

I said:"……"

He said:"……"

I said: "...Langya Bang?"

He said, "Mei Changsu said so handsomely, you made me want to go back and watch it again."

I said: "I remembered. Resentment is worth resentment, you hurry up and talk to me about this before you get out."

He said: "I know how to bully others. Hmph."

I said: "Turn your head back quickly, you are so arrogant, it's already eleven o'clock, and I have to go to work tomorrow, and my wedding leave has long been over, if I don't go back, I will be fired."

He said: "Be careful, President Qiao will come to block you downstairs from your company~"

I said, "How is this possible? He's a big president, and the people who go in and out are all high-end celebrities. Why do you go to our shabby place. I warn you, don't set up flags for me."

He said: "Hahaha..."

I said: "Laughing fart, I beat you up. I was almost distracted by you again. The value of resentment is the value of resentment. Uh, let's take an intermediate value, 5."

He said, "Are you sure you want to take the middle value?"

I said: "... then 6."

He said, "Are you really going to pick 6?"

I said, "Wait, you make me think again. Um... 7?"

He said: "Isn't it too low? If you want to beat them to death, the resentment value is 10."

I said: "...that's still 6."

He said, "Really not going to change?"

I said: "66 Dashun, only 6, this number is auspicious, so I will not change it."

He said: "It seems that you are not as angry as I imagined. You are not angry when you are calculated to such an extent. Isn't your temper a little too good recently?"

I said: "You control me!"

He said: "I remember when I was in the third year of junior high, I was blackmailed by the senior. I ran out of dinner money, so I had to cry to you. But the next day you strangled the senior by the neck, pushed him to the edge of the roof, threatened He, if you trouble me again, you will throw him down. He stepped on half of his feet in the air, and finally wet his pants in fright, and was laughed at by everyone for the whole semester. You were really fierce at that time."

I was sweating madly: "Young and frivolous, young and frivolous. That, you can't beat a young man in vain."

He opened a bottle of Tsingtao and handed it to me. I took it, and he touched it with his bottle with a smile: "Miss White Snake, thank you for saving me that time."

I said, "It's easy to talk about. But, sister Xiaoqing, if you drink like last time and get down on the ground again, I will definitely not carry you home."

He pretended to be pitiful and clung to me, saying nothing.

I got goosebumps from his disgust.

He slapped the table laughing and clinked bottles with me.

Both ended up getting drunk.

【79】

Sure enough, it was me who was unlucky in the end.

【80】

In the taxi, he curled up in pain, hugging my thigh and humming.

I asked him if he was feeling bad, and he immediately acted coquettishly and pretended to be pitiful.

On the way, his pockets started singing non-stop.

His face was buried in my clothes and he didn't move, so I took out the phone from his pocket and read the name on the screen in the dark: "Fang scum?"

I sat up with a grunt, snatched the phone fiercely, and pressed hard to refuse to answer.

The expression of anger, the strength of rejection.

"Who is this person?" I couldn't help being curious, "Why didn't you answer the phone? Do you have any grudge against him?"

I stared at the neon world outside the car window.

The colorful lights reflected on his face, turning into an ugly smile.

After a long time.

He said softly, "It's just a bitch."

After a pause, he added: "You don't know."

I said "Oh" and the phone rang again.

He hangs up.

Ring again.

hang again.

Ring again.

He simply turned off the phone directly.

"If the grievance value is from 0 to 10," I muttered staring at the pitch-black screen, "then this person is 11."

After finishing speaking, he threw the phone away and fell heavily on my lap with an extremely ugly face.

I was a little worried: "Are you okay?"

He stared blankly at the roof of the car in a daze.

"What's the matter with you? Hey!" I pushed him lightly, "If you have something to say, just say it, don't be bored in your heart and feel uncomfortable alone. You know me too, I'm not as smart as you, and I've never been good at guessing people Mind. Do you hear me? I'm talking to you!"

"I'm fine, don't think about it." He raised his hand and covered his eyes wearily, "Maybe I was too drunk just now, and I feel a little uncomfortable. Let me lie down for a while."

There is obviously something wrong with his appearance, so I became even more worried: "Don't change the topic, just speak out if you have troubles, and let's find a way to solve the problems together. Don't learn from my brother's bad habit, he never has anything to do. Don't say it, don't be like him, don't carry things by yourself. Who is that Fang? He harassed you? Between you..."

"Can't you let me be quiet for a while?!" He interrupted me angrily.

I hesitate.

He opened his eyes.

Head resting on my leg.

Look at me from the bottom up.

Eyes full of tiredness.

"Xiaoyan...don't ask any more...please...let me be quiet for a while."

When did my brother ever use such a pleading tone, my heart softened in an instant.

"Just ask if you need help." I ruffled his hair, "You know I'm always by your side."

Tears welled up in his eyes: "I know." He turned his head and buried his face in my abdomen, his hands tightly wrapped around my waist, "I know."

【81】

Later, he just fell asleep.

When I got out of the car, I wanted to wake him up, but he was sleeping soundly. I stared at the sunken dark circles under his eyes, hesitated for a moment and then lowered my fist.

Carry him into the community.

I held Fa Xiao's buttocks in my left hand and arched him upwards, and reached into my trouser pocket with my right hand to pick out the keys.

Suddenly found someone in front of him, so he looked up naturally.

There is a little spark in the darkness, someone leans on the car and smokes.

Cigarettes were held between his right fingers, and he was looking up at the stars with his head up.

The silhouette is very impressive.

Then, the silhouette turned and looked at me blankly.

How could it be Qiao Lihong? !

【82】

My eyes widened in shock, and I stood up straight in reflex.

Unexpectedly, when I stood, the person on my back immediately slid to the ground like a boneless snake.

I quickly bent my back again, supported Fa Xiao with my backhand, and carried him back again.

I found out that he sensed movement and muttered vaguely.

I was still in the shock of "Did I see the hallucination because I was too drunk?" My attention was all on Mr. Qiao, and I forgot to appease me in time.

The next second, my neck was suddenly tightened, and I lost my temper with my eyes closed. When I was the big pillow on his bed, the saliva rubbed back and forth all over my face.

Qiao Lihong's eyes then moved in a different direction and landed on Faxiao me.

【83】

Those murderous eyes...

Day yo!

Does Qiao Lihong want to kill me, Fa Xiao?

【84】

"Who is he?!"

Same sentence, two different voices.

My Faxiao and Qiao Lihong looked at each other, and then both looked at me.

I almost kneel.

God, did you make things so weird on purpose?

What kind of trouble is this kind of feeling that the husband caught his wife and mistress cheating on? !