Hehe, the whole world is forcing me to be a stand-in BE version

【67】

"What a mess?! Why are you talking so much nonsense!" I slapped him hard on the back of the head, "You're doing homework! Hurry up, I'm anxious to go to work later."

He thumped the table and wailed: "Wow! It's so sad!!!"

My mouth is full of words, and I am in a fog when I hear them.Coupled with the hot weather and the rush of time, the anger that I hadn't subsided suddenly flared up again.

"Shut up! Believe it or not, I'll beat you up!" I turned his schoolbag upside down, patter...

Hold!Still haven't found it.Where did he hide his homework?

It was unimaginable to find that he was holding a copy of "Three-Year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulation" in his hand.

Regardless of the small weak chicken attack, grab it and tear off the cover to have a look.

Hey!Sure enough, "Liao Zhai" is hidden underneath.

【68】

So I suddenly realized.

No wonder the mouthful of sour poems and even the Nine-Tailed Fox came out. It turned out that I read Pu Songling's idle books.

I said why he always likes flowers and water, I am a man, why doesn't he make droughts and Xingtian?Even if you want to memorize any ancient poems, it has to be "Looking at the sword with the lamp on while drunk, dreaming back to the company of blowing horns. Eight hundred miles of fire under the command, fifty strings turning outside the fortress" is suitable for me.

He kept talking about the Nine-Tailed Fox over and over again, and touched my face while turning his back.

I was terrified by his lewd eyes, and I stepped on the ground with his foot, and he quickly calmed down obediently, pointing to a page of illustrations in the book and said to me: "Look, what I said is indeed true, right?" , you look exactly like Nine-Tailed Fox, you are his reincarnation."

I snatched it up to take a look, then looked at myself in the mirror, and decided to give up looking for common ground between 3D graphics and Japanese illustrated manga.

The vixen's eyes are too terrifying, and I don't know how many rhinestones are inlaid. My god, I don't know if the little brother who put the phone film on the roadside was scared when he put the rhinestones on. (You can imagine the eyes of the flower fairy, the kind that contains the entire starry sky, very old Japanese manga heroine eyes)

Take a closer look.

Understood.

It's a discounted product of [-] yuan, and it's still a street stall. The whole article is full of typos.

No wonder it broke my small brain.

So I decisively pushed him to the ground and beat him up.

Think of him purely as an old TV with a bad signal.

After a few heavy knocks on the head, he took the initiative to return to the clever nature of the grandson of the monkey, and slipped out from under my fist to escape for his life.

After the beating, I asked a lot: "Who is Qingtaohua you are talking about?"

"Do you still need to ask, my dear Xiaoyanyan, my nickname is Xiaoqing, and my online name is Taohuasu, adding Qingtaohua, so of course it refers to me~" After he finished speaking, he was about to fall into my arms, pouted He said meanly with his mouth open, "So you give up struggling, my dear Nine-Tailed Fox, =3= Hurry up and come to your handsome scholar's arms."

"What the hell is this, you fucking nickname Yan Goudan, Qingtaohua, what a fart!" I pressed his forehead with one hand, no matter how much he threw himself on me, it was useless.

【69】

"By the way, where is my brother? Why haven't I seen him these days?" I asked.

My facial expression changed immediately, I faltered for a long time, and then changed the subject abruptly.

In fact, I should have noticed something unusual at the time.

It's a pity that I'm used to being a big maha, so I missed the chance to save it.

【70】

After a long time, I finally managed to find the homework book from the corner of the small desk, finished the task and prepared to leave.

Unexpectedly, that idiot Nine-Tailed Fox was poisoned, and I walked out the door, and he even rushed over and hugged my leg to chat with me.

Then I stepped on it with my foot.

He still refused to let me go when he ran out of words, he had to ask me to give him a tweet.

I asked me why Fa Xiao had to pester me.

I sent a novel: "That's because, I love you deeply..."

He intentionally only half-spoken, paused in this annoying position, and then looked at me with piercing eyes.

I knew he was playing me on purpose, not to be fooled by him, and looked at him impatiently with my hands crossed on my chest.

I couldn't fool me with my little idea, so I had to smile bitterly, and then said the second half of the sentence: "Your previous life--Nine-tailed Fox."

Come on!I knew it!

I am indeed the smartest person in the world!

This idiot really wanted to lie to me just now.

Hmph, I don't understand, what is the resemblance between me and the illustration of the nine-tailed fox in his Liaozhai book.

What makes me even more confused is, who would be so bored to watch Liaozhai now, and would fall in love with that woman secretly just because of a picture.

Every day he hugged my leg and cried, saying that he wanted me to accompany him to jump off the building, and everyone traveled to Liaozhai together to find Nine-Tailed Fox.

From the perspective of normal people, this is really unreasonable, right?

But considering that his head has always been not working well when I found out, I was relieved.

As the saying goes... a mentally handicapped boy is much happier, so we normal people shouldn't bother with him.

Besides, he is my younger brother, he has a crush on the nine-tailed fox described by Pu Songling, and I happen to be very similar to the nine-tailed fox.

He wants to use me as a substitute for Nine-Tailed Fox...

I don't care, just be it.

Anyway, this kid's combat power will always be minus five, so he can only enjoy his eyesight, and he can't do any real harm to me.

But that day, he didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, and we both stood in the walkway of the community, and he still refused to let go.

Can worry me to death.

You said he was a decent human race, why did he have to compromise his status and downgrade to a broken sack?

He was tightly tied to my feet, dragging me all the way, and my feet were tired and sore, but he still refused to let go.

Along the way, I occasionally ran into uncles and aunts who were coming home from get off work, and I was still teased by them: "It's hard work for you to come to the corridor to mop the floor again. It's all thanks to you that the building is so clean."

The veins on my forehead were throbbing with anger, I didn't know how to restrain myself when I was young, and I felt sorry for the vest on his body that was multi-purpose as a mop.

I scolded him: "It's all broken like this, why don't you throw it away? Do you want to keep it for the New Year?"

He squeezed the handkerchief in the void like a little daughter, and said in a coquettish voice, "This is a token of love you gave me, I don't want to throw it away~"

I rolled my eyes and called him fiercely, "Get out!"

Then the whole hallway was mopped...he still didn't roll.

The bastard is still glued to my leg as a giant human mop.

Seeing that I had already reached the edge of the steps, he still refused to let go, he had to chirp.

I am completely helpless.

Don't tell me, if I don't meet his conditions, that idiot will really hug my leg and roll down the stairs.

I can't make me fall down the stairs just because I'm in a hurry to go to work.

So I had to compromise.

I grabbed his collar, pulled him up from the ground, and stared at him fiercely.

"Only this time, the next time is not an example!"

When I was young, he nodded desperately, his hands and feet were soft, almost all the weight of his body was in my hands, he looked up at my eyes, his face was full of trust, and his eyes were shining brightly.

I looked up to the sky and sighed, lowered my head... perfunctorily pressed against his lips.

Kind of superficial.

It's just a light touch, and it's still lip-to-mouth rubbing, like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng, without having time to feel clearly, everything is over.

I let go and turned to leave.

My hair should have been soft enough to stay in place, or stand in place.

But he didn't.

He is such a sissy weak chicken, the moment I turned around that day, he suddenly borrowed strength from some time and space, and slammed me against the wall, in the dark corner of the staircase turning , knocked me off the wall.

When I was kissed forcibly, the whole person was in a daze.

Because that's me, weak, weak, weak, soft, very smart, read all kinds of messy books in ancient and modern China and abroad, and always ranks among the top three in exams, nicknamed Little Sister Xiaoqing, I Fatty.

He actually kissed me forcefully in the crowded stairs.

I still remember that idiot's eyes at that time reflected the dim light bulbs in the corridor—the kind of old-fashioned light bulbs that were almost scrapped, and they always had some problems with bad connections.

Then, in the flickering light, in his eyes, I saw a little bit of him walking down the stairs, my brother.

【71】

I was too involved in sending a small kiss, and it was too late to react, he was sandwiched between me and my brother, so I had to push him hard, and then met my brother head-on.

Before he could explain anything, there was a "snap", and the lights above his head were broken.

The corridor was plunged into darkness.

I was whipped by the big ear blow that fell from the sky, and I turned around half a circle, and then fell to the ground.

In the darkness, my brother's voice sounded completely devoid of any emotion.

"Xiaoyan, there are some things that even brothers won't let go."

【72】

There is something in his words, and there is meaning.

There were only three people in total at the scene.My brother and I are blood brothers, the kind of blood brothers born to the same mother and fucked by different fathers, so it is impossible for me to sleep in the same bed as my brother.

Using the method of elimination, get rid of the second of the three, and the rest is the answer.

and so……

I Faxiao had an affair with my brother? !

Then why does he still come to me?

【73】

Just when I thought things wouldn't be more chaotic, there was a sudden scream behind me, it was my small voice.

The two of us were taken aback at the same time, and then rushed towards the source of the sound.

With a snap, the overhead light came on.

I was lying at the bottom of more than a dozen steps, my throat was piercingly howling.

His left foot, in a very twisted way, was broken in half.

I got a little limp.

I pushed it.

******************* (High School Memories End)**************

【74】

I was covered in cold sweat, screamed, and woke up suddenly.

Sitting with palpitations and night sweats, trembling uncontrollably, my arms hugged me tightly, as if I was persecuted by the whole world, and I was so weak.

After hearing my small inquiry, I realized that... I dreamed about what happened that day again.

In reality, only ten minutes had passed, but in my heart, it seemed as if my whole life had ended.

After such a long time, why did this nightmare suddenly start again?

I thought for a long time before I suddenly remembered the reason.

That night, Qiao Lihong asked me if I still remember when my first kiss was.

I shrugged and replied to him, who remembers such boring things.

But in fact, instead of forgetting, I remember very clearly.

What happened that day is like an eternal scar on my heart.

Because, my first kiss was snatched away by me.

And when I was young, I snatched away my brother.

I snatched my fat little leg.

What about my brother?

Where is my brother now?