Showing love has to die

1311L (reply from the landlord):

As soon as I finished posting, the deputy gang leader replied in seconds: "What are they doing?"

Me: "Pretending to do morning exercises! I even made the sound of breathing hahahaha these two are too 6!"

Deputy gang leader: "..."

Me: "Aren't you powerful? I want to start a post on 818!"

Deputy gang leader: "Excellent."

I was having fun on my phone, and he said, "It's a coincidence, I also run."

As he said that, he sent a photo of the treadmill, which showed that he had run three kilometers.

I said, "It's amazing. After graduating from high school, I struggled to run [-]."

At this time, the deputy gang leader sent another photo, I took a closer look...

It was a hand lifting the hem of the jacket. Under the lifted clothes were eight-pack abs covered with sweat. The background could be seen as a gym. It felt like it had just been taken. There were two arms at the edge of the photo. See the toned biceps.

I asked: "Your?"

Fuck this sudden show off!

The deputy gang leader seemed hesitant to say something: "Hmm..."

I ignored him, packed up the takeaway box for breakfast and went downstairs to throw out the garbage, and went to the convenience store to buy a box of purified water. It had been 5 minutes since I came back. A message, only three words: "Want it?"

I immediately replied: "Yes."

The deputy gang leader sent an exclamation point: "!"

I said depressedly: "But I'm too thin, I don't gain weight after eating and sleeping, and I can't develop such beautiful muscles as you."

The deputy gang leader was silent for a while. I guess he was too busy exercising and couldn't spare his hands. After about a minute, he said, "That's not what I meant."

I asked, "What does that mean?"

Deputy gang leader: "Forget it."

I:"……"

I always feel that the deputy gang leader has been nagging recently.

After a while, the deputy gang leader said: "Being too thin may also be a sign of sub-health. You'd better exercise properly."

I said perfunctorily: "Well, you are right." I understand the reason but I am lazy.

Deputy gang leader: "Then we will run together every morning, and I will call you."

Me: "Brother, we don't seem to be a city, not even a province."

That's why we haven't had a face-to-face meeting in three years of playing games together.

Deputy gang leader: "You run your way, I will run mine."

I:"……"

The deputy leader said irresistibly, "Tell me your phone number."

I:"……"

So just because I was cheap that day, I sent a few screenshots to the deputy gang leader to complain about S and B. To this day, the deputy gang leader still calls me at [-] o'clock in the morning every day to get me out of bed!force!I!run!step!

If I mute it, he will keep calling, keep calling!Shame on me!

It's all retribution for complaining about others, retribution!

1319L:

The host, have you ever thought that if you make a special post to complain about S and B, you may suffer greater "retribution" from the deputy gang leader...

1327L:

Landlord, if you don't want to run away, you can pretend to say you ran away, you won't even lie.

1339L (reply from the landlord):

Going back to 1327L, it’s not that I don’t know how, it’s that I can’t lie. The deputy gang leader set up a package for the two of us. Anyway, it doesn’t cost me to answer his calls, and then he asked me to keep talking with him while running every day. He wants to hear me breathe.

If you don't insist on exercising, you will quit the service, the exact words are really against him!

1342L:

The deputy gang leader was also worried about the health problems of the landlord, a dead house.

1350L:

Are you sure you don't want to take the opportunity to listen to the landlord's "squeaky panting"?

1361L (reply from the landlord):

Well, let’s not talk about me and the deputy gang leader, and let’s talk about S and B.

I chatted with the sub-guildmaster for a while that day, and then I switched back to the game.At that time, S and B had finished running, and B was lying on the ground, still panting for breath while chatting and typing, and S stood beside him, praising and encouraging: "Baby really has perseverance, you can keep up with such a fast speed."

B complained: "I'm sweating all over my body, I'm so uncomfortable."

S sent a wicked smile and said, "Would you like to take a bath in the river?"

B rolled his eyes: "If you want to do it, you do it yourself, I want to go home and take a flower bath."

As a 24-year-old husband, S immediately jumped into the river obediently.

B: "..."

However, in the next second, S repeated the same trick and started a duel, using the pulling skills to pull B into the water.

The chat channel was immediately overwhelmed by the flirtatious recent chat...

B: "Do you hate it or not?"

S: "Haha!"

B: "You still dare to splash me! I want to splash it back!"

S: "Come on, splash."

B: "You are not allowed to dodge, let me aim."

S: "Okay, okay, don't flash if you don't flash."

The two played together for a while, and S suddenly said, "My husband will teach you how to swim."

Me: "..." Don't be bold, don't the characters in this game have their own swimming skills?

However, after B got into the river, he really stood still in the water, as if his game character couldn't swim. S hugged him tightly with him, and asked, "Do you want to learn?"

B: "Too lazy to learn, and useless."

S: "That's right, I will protect you wherever you go, you don't need to learn."

Then these two people started fighting each other again, it looked like they were going to play the moat on the spot, so I really wanted to put a sign saying "cherish life and prohibit wild sex" by the river.

Later, I left Yu Jianfei to do my daily work.

1369L:

Hahaha maybe they really did something in the moat after the host left, the moat PLAY is really novel!

1372L:

A question from the interviewer, which do you think is the best of all the deeds of B as a monster?

1379L (reply from the landlord):

Back to 1372L, there is no optimization, only modification, thank you.

But let me tell you about the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this question.

It's a small thing, but it's really weird.

One day in the middle of the night, I remember it was around one o'clock in the morning, and the deputy gang leader and I had a healer. The three of us brushed a low-level dungeon together, because we wanted a pendant dropped in this dungeon.The pendant is useless, it's just beautiful, and we couldn't sleep that day and were bored.

When we came out after brushing for the third time, we happened to see S at the door of the instance.

So I said hello to S: "You haven't slept yet, can you come when we brush pendants?"

S said: "No, I'll just buy something and leave."

I saw that the target of S was selected on a snack merchant at the entrance of the dungeon. This snack merchant specializes in selling a kind of food called walnut cheese, which can add a buff to increase external defense.

I said, "Walnut cheese?"

S said generously: "Well, my daughter-in-law woke up in the middle of the night and suddenly wanted to eat."

He said it so naturally that I was too embarrassed to complain.

S recently chatted to the NPC and said: "The shopkeeper, a piece of walnut cheese, it needs to be hot."

I:"……"

At this time, the deputy gang leader kindly reminded: "Don't you live in the main city of XX now? The snack merchants in that main city also sell this."

S: "No, his family's is not authentic, this family's recipe is inherited from the ancestors."

At this time, the snack merchant NPC yelled at the right time: "Spicy and hot walnut cheese - ancestral recipe - is different from other walnut cheese -"

In fact, this NPC will always say this sentence, even if you poke him [-] times, he will only repeat this sentence, but it's really a coincidence to say it right now, okay?I can't find a suitable complaint at all!

After buying the walnut cheese, S yawned while typing: "Ha—ow—"

Me: "..." This is definitely infected by B.

S: "Too sleepy, I'll go back first, and you guys go to bed early too."

After speaking, S Yujian flew away.

This is the first time we see S with a sword in the game. Usually, he cooperates with B to go crazy, and rides with B...

After S left, the three of us looked at each other in dismay.

The deputy gang leader broke the silence, walked up to the snack merchant, nodded, and said, "I invite you to eat walnut cheese, to keep you warm."

The healer next to me said: "Haha, okay, the deputy gang leader is so cute."

The deputy gang leader was praised by others, so he immediately made progress and had more fun, and said to the NPC: "Shopkeeper, here are three servings of walnut cheese, all of them will be hot."

I:"……"

After buying it, the deputy gang leader traded me a share, and said: "Be careful of burning your mouth."

I couldn't help yelling at him: "Don't follow the illness."

The treatment also followed suit: "Hoo hoo, it's so hot."

The deputy gang leader kept reading and interrupting the reading, as if he was eating slowly: "Mine is also hot, so blow it up."

In protest, I calmly read a note in one gulp to show that I drank it in one gulp.

After reading the article, I said, "Why don't I feel hot?"

The healer said: "Because the boss has a thick skin."

The deputy gang leader made a rare smile and said, "Haha."

I was speechless.

…Obviously our gang members have been collectively infected by S and B into mental illness.

The therapist even praised S, saying: "S is such a nice person, he loves B so much, he even ran over to buy him walnut cheese in the middle of the night, last time I wanted to eat the ice cream sold in the convenience store downstairs, my ex-boyfriend asked I’m too lazy to go downstairs to buy it for me, so I’ll go buy it myself.”

Me: "So became an ex-boyfriend?"

That treatment: "Yes, it's fine if he doesn't buy it, and he also said that I have too many things to do, so give me a good education, what kind of man."

When she said this, I suddenly felt that S seemed to be very nice, although she was quite nervous, but she really doted on B.

The deputy gang leader said: "If it were me, I would buy it."

I said absently, "Oh."

The deputy gang leader said: "Don't talk about going downstairs, you can go across provinces."

Me: "Hahahaha arrest across provinces!"

That treatment: "Hahahahaha!"

Deputy gang leader: "..."

1390L:

The deputy gang leader launched an emergency cross-provincial arrest operation, and the stupid and cute landlord is about to be arrested.

1401L:

Hahahaha I seem to have discovered something extraordinary, do S and B actually talk to NPCs when they usually buy things with NPCs hahahaha!

1415L (reply from the landlord):

Yes, congratulations to 1401L for fully grasping the point. Let’s stop here today, and tomorrow I will tell you about the two of them talking to NPCs.

I can come up with [-] words in eight words, ha ha.