Showing love has to die

970L:

Is the owner really exposed?Why do I have an indescribable feeling that you will be taken advantage of by the deputy gang leader, like "you dare to post and complain, I don't think I can teach you a lesson".

974L:

The landlord remembers to come back and broadcast the details...

If you make it back alive...

1139L:

The owner seems to be missing!It's all your fault for messing with cosplay!

1260L (reply from the landlord):

Hello friends, the host is back again.

It’s all your fault that you scared me, so I didn’t dare to post more for a week, and I pretended to be a grandson in front of the deputy gang leader, S and B every day, and waited on these three uncles, and was ready to kneel and kowtow to admit my mistakes at any time. The psychological pressure is very huge.

However, their reactions are very normal, not like they found this post...

So I came back again, the raging fire of gossip burned my soul, and I was uncomfortable after all.

Today, I will give you eight small things to warm up, because I have been frightened and paralyzed these days, and I need to raise them. [Smile]

1261L:

Welcome home owner!In fact, I was the 939L last time. I was wrong. Don’t be afraid of the host... By the way, 935L and 881L will also come out and admit their mistakes soon, otherwise there will be no gossip!

1301L (reply from the landlord):

Damn, no one claimed those two floors...

Forget it.

Things start one morning.

At nine o'clock in the morning that day, the conscientious landlord got up early, washed his face, brushed his teeth, bought breakfast, gnawed on a steamed bun, turned on the computer to log in to the game, and opened various activities of the gang, so that the early risers could do their daily routines.After finishing all this, I took a look at my friend list as usual, and S and B were indeed online, and they were on the same main city map as me.

I walked around the main city, and soon found the traces of these two people.

They're running around the moat...

Here I want to explain that the characters in this game have a total of four ways of traveling.The fastest is Yujian, which can directly shuttle on the big map; the second fastest is lightness kungfu, which can advance at the fastest speed inside the small map. Generally, normal people will use lightness kungfu to travel in the map, but because B has a god TM fear High disease, so these two people never use light work; the third fastest is riding a horse or other mounts, which can reach [-]% of the walking speed of the character, and the worst movement in the small map must be riding a horse; and the slowest, That is, the character himself walks or runs on two legs... From the perspective of players who are used to light work, running with their legs on flat ground is almost as slow as a snail.

At this moment, S and B are running slowly around the moat with their own two legs.

Fuck, they can't be... morning exercises...

——For a moment, I couldn't help thinking like this, who was tortured by a mentally ill husband.

As a result, in the next second, I saw the familiar recent chat with white characters showing love and love.

S calmly: "One two one, one two one, keep your breathing and running at the same frequency, baby."

As for B, he looked completely exhausted from lack of exercise: "Huh...ha...huh...ha...I'm so tired...huh...ha..."

Even the tone words are typed out!

This young man, do we really need to be serious about playing a game to the point where we have to type out the sound of running?

"Huha" Your sister!

Even though I have already realized that I am invulnerable to all poisons, I was still shocked by B at that time...

At this time S saw me and said hello to me: "Morning, Captain."

I ran over and said, "Morning."

B, on the other hand, was trying to perform that "too tired to speak" state. He didn't say good morning, but kept chatting and typing: "Hoo, hoo, hoo..."

S, who should be performing with B, tried his best to perform: "Baby, keep taking a deep breath."

B recently chatted and typed: "Huh-huh-huh-"

I almost fainted, I held it back, I couldn't hold it back, and asked a lot: "What's wrong with B? Are you pretending to run?"

S ignored the word "pretend" and replied: "I took him out for morning exercises, but his physical fitness is not good."

I took a deep breath in front of the computer and said, "No, it's impossible for your morning exercises to be useful."

If you really want to exercise, you turn off the computer and go for a run yourself!

S seemed a little helpless: "You're right."

Me: "Yes."

S complained with a lot of pampering, and said: "It's almost ten o'clock now, and the sun is already up, so it's really not suitable for morning exercises."

Me: "..." Brother, our channel is still not connected.

B finally recovered a bit now: "I can't get up, huh..."

S said softly: "Little lazy pig."

B is displeased: "I didn't blame you last night..."

I hurriedly typed: "I didn't hear anything, it was windy just now, it was windy."

B: "..."

S coaxes B to say: "Rest on the spot for 5 minutes, let's finish the last lap, okay?"

B quickly sat down on the ground and said, "I'm thirsty."

S took out the item "a jug of clear spring water" from his backpack, and traded it to B: "Drink this baby, take a small sip, and you can't drink it all in one go."

B: "OK."

So I watched B hold "a jug of clear spring water" and read the article repeatedly—interrupting the reading—reading—interrupting the reading process by himself, as if he really took a sip I drank this pot of spring water in a small sip...

These two people acted so imaginatively, I felt it was a pity that I was the only one to see it, so I silently took a screenshot of our chat history just now, and sent it to the deputy gang leader through YY.