Showing love has to die

825L (reply from the landlord):

Back to 803L, as I said, I just like to enjoy the feeling of being single, so it’s not that I can’t find it, haha.

Back to 812L, please don't always think in the direction of disturbing the base, I am a straight, straight, straight man, referred to as chuma.And let's put it this way, in fact, there are not so many homosexuals in real life. It is said that there are an average of five homosexuals in every hundred people. There are about 100 people in our gang, which means that there should be five gays, but only one SB couple. But ten, so there are already twenty, and there will be no others, thank you.

841L:

The landlord mathematics is touching.

847L:

Black question mark face!Isn't that how it counts? Landlord! ?Wake up! ?Don't run away from reality!

858L (reply from the landlord):

After the deputy gang leader was taken away by me, I sat on the belly of his corpse to meditate, and typed a few words: "Get up."

Deputy gang leader: "...I'm sorry."

After a while, the deputy gang leader said again: "Don't you think our current appearance is a bit strange?"

Me: "I don't think so, I just think you're a little weird."

At this time, I saw S saying in the recent chat channel: "Baby, do you like the new pendant in the mall?"

B: "I like it."

S sent a smiling face and said, "I knew it, I've already bought it for you, go back to the main city to check the mail."

B said reservedly: "Thank you."

S made a gesture of touching B's face, and said, "Baby has fair skin, you'll look good wearing that pendant."

Me: "..." In fact, in this game, you only need to spend a few dollars to adjust the skin tone, and it's up to the player to decide whether it's black or white.

B is very satisfied with S's sweet words: "Hmm."

S took the opportunity to ask: "It sounds nice."

B was silent for a while, and said, "My husband, you are the best."

Then the two game characters kissed, in broad daylight, shamelessly.

In fact, I don’t quite understand one thing, that is, why S and B always use the close chat channel instead of the secret chat when they are tired of being together. Generally speaking, such words that are too nasty must be embarrassed to say directly in public, so I can't find any other explanations other than the two of them especially love to show affection and abuse dogs.

S and B were showing off, when the vice-guild leader lying dead under me suddenly said to me: "I just charged 50 spirit stones into the guild."

50 spirit stones, enough to hold guild activities for a month!I immediately said, "Thank you, big brother."

The vice-guild leader was knocked down by me and rode on his buttocks, and he actually repaid his kindness with spirit stones in the gang, he is really a good man.

Deputy gang leader: "Then you also have a nice voice."

I quickly abandoned my dignity and shouted: "Dad!"

The deputy gang leader was not as happy as I expected, and said: "...change to another one."

I shouted hoarsely, "Father!"

Deputy gang leader: "Change again."

Me: "Abba?"

Deputy gang leader: "..."

Me: "Father?"

Deputy gang leader: "..."

Me: "Boss?"

The deputy gang leader was silent for a long time, and said: "Forget it." After finishing speaking, he finally got up from the ground and said: "I made you angry."

I couldn't accept it: "Why are you still angry when I call you daddy? Then do you want me to call you son?"

The vice-guild leader only issued a full stop again, indicating that he had nothing to say to me, and then Yu Jian returned to the guild.

It's hard to guess the mind of a local tyrant!

859L:

The deputy gang leader wants you to call him your husband, okay? Dad, dad, sister!I'm sorry for the deputy gang leader!

870L:

Sitting on the belly of the deputy gang leader and meditating... The host really doesn't think this shape is a bit like riding a horse?No wonder the deputy gang leader couldn't get up.

881L:

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885L (reply from the landlord):

That 881L, don't want COS deputy gang leader, who are you scaring.

Next, let me tell you something that you must like to hear and see.

That is, didn’t someone say that they suspect that S and B are virtual people living in the game... Actually, I have also thought about this matter. It’s not a serious suspicion, it’s just a thought, but I have two pieces of evidence to prove it is not, Let me talk about the first one today.

We have a YY group in our permanent group. At first, the group was created for the convenience of posting notifications before typing, but later it became only for chatting, watering, and farting. Then, once a friend in the group had a whim and suggested that everyone take photos.

At the beginning, two very beautiful girls exploded, and then when the atmosphere became lively, everyone exploded one after another, including me and the deputy gang leader. In the end, only S and B were left in the whole group, so the members were all kinds of Booing, saying that they want to see what the real Xiuenai couple looks like.

Then S said: "I look like my game character."

The team members said it was impossible.

S insisted: "Really, exactly the same, exactly."

When creating a character in this game, the appearance of the character is set by the player himself, referred to as face pinching.The degree of freedom of pinching the face is very high. Basically, as long as you have patience, you can pinch it into anything you want. I even played a book with a game character who looks exactly like Peng Yuyan.And S's game character is the standard perfect face of a male god. I don't believe that there are people who look like this in reality, but S insists that he looks like this, and he doesn't show his life or death.

So everyone had to shift their firepower to B, clamoring to see B.

As a result, B also said: "I am also the same as my game character, I pinched my face according to myself."

Me: "..." You two have discussed it, right?

The pinched face of B's ​​game character is different from S's standard perfect male god face. It belongs to the type of beautiful boy, with big eyes and small pointed chin, and a small appearance that is not abusive. I don't know why, but he is still a bit willful. Tsundere feeling, if it is said that B really looks like this, I will believe it, because it fits his personality too well.

However, the group members insisted on watching, saying that everyone was blown up, and you two must blow up at least one piece.

Maybe because he was really forced to do nothing, B finally sent out a photo.

As soon as the photo was posted, the YY group exploded.

Because if the photo is not fake, then B really looks exactly like his game character, he is definitely the kind of beautiful boy who can make girls faint.B in the photo looks to be in his early twenties at most, wearing a black dress, as if attending a reception or something, with a thin figure, with one hand in his pocket and the other holding a glass of champagne, his head tilted slightly, His lips were slightly pursed, his expression was very arrogant, and he had the feeling of a young master from a rich family.

The members chased after B in disbelief and asked if this was really him.

B said: "What are you doing lying to you?"

S also said: "This is really my daughter-in-law herself, I can testify."

B said: "Just look at it in the group, and don't spread it outside."

Immediately afterwards, the group members had a heated discussion on B's appearance.

Basically, everyone thinks that such a good-looking person is right in whatever he does. What’s wrong with doing a little bit in the game? The three-dimensional world is the same, and some people are willing to pamper them. Who makes people look like little princes? He started booing at S and said that S is really lucky to find such a good-looking boyfriend in the game.

At this time B said: "S is also good, I have a high vision."

So everyone did not give up and pushed S to explode again.

B coldly refused for S: "Don't even think about it, S is only for me to see."

A wave of love crit.

S calmly cooperated: "Yes, just for you to see."

I:"……"

In short, after seeing B's photo, I felt a sense of relief inexplicably.

Sure enough, it was just doing it, not some other unimaginable reason, this feeling.

901L:

It seems that it is indeed a real person, and that is really enough, but I don't understand why people with such good appearance conditions want to date online. In reality, many people like it...

909L:

901L, Two-dimensional are all like this, and the three-dimensional must do better. I guess no one can stand it?

914L:

I'm more curious about what the deputy gang leader looks like.

926L (reply from the landlord):

Back to 914L, the deputy gang leader is also good, similar to what I imagined, but a bit cold.

Let’s continue, after we posted the photo that day, there was a heated discussion in the group. Some people said that Xiang Youxinsheng’s words are true! B usually feels like a tsundere beauty. , the results of the photos really match.Then someone retorted that it might not be the case, the head of the group gave people the feeling on the Internet that he was a rough guy with a funny comparison, the kind who picked his feet and nose, picked his nose and grabbed spicy sticks, who would have thought that a real person would be so happy. !

Me: "Wait, please explain to me what is meant by 'picking the nose after picking the nose'..."

Then the members of the group expressed their dissatisfaction with the head of the group, who was dissatisfied with his desires and small faces, and really wanted to make him cry every day, beg for mercy, and be thrown into the sky!

I was so scared that I almost fell off the chair: "Damn it! What nonsense are you talking about!"

Don't blame me for not having a girlfriend for so many years, the girls nowadays are too cruel, okay?A disagreement will make me cry every day.

At this time, the deputy gang leader sent a long string of ellipses.

I was completely broken, and asked the deputy leader for help: "Big brother, can you help me say something? Do I look like that? Why don't I think so?"

The deputy gang leader was silent for ten seconds and said, "Yes..."

I:"……"

Deputy gang leader: "..."

The YY group was immediately swiped by hahahaha.

I've lived for 20 years, and it's the first time I know that I actually have a little shou face of desire and dissatisfaction...

To be honest, I always wanted to take the tough guy route, so in a fit of anger, I kicked out all the people in the group who said I was good looking.

... In the end, I was the only one left in the group.

In the end, I had to add them back one by one.

929L:

The meaning hidden under the word "yes" of the deputy gang leader is that he also wants to make you cry every day, beg for mercy, and get upside down. The landlord, you can feel if this is the truth.

935L:

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939L:

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956L (reply from the landlord):

Fuck 935L and 939L, can you not learn from the deputy gang leader? I'm a little panicked.

Could it be that I've been exposed? Damn, no one in the regiment told me.