Showing love has to die

1512L (reply from the landlord):

Good evening everyone, here I come again.

Today I will focus on the matter of S and B talking to NPCs.

Yesterday's witty friends have already seen that these two people can talk when they ask NPCs to buy things in the game.

The first time I found out about this was that one day I happened to bump into S and B buying cleansing stones in the main city.

The name of the Xilianshi businessman is Li Ergou. He is a tall and thin young man. No matter how you poke him, he will always only say one sentence-"Wang Tiezhu, that ugly grandson!"

And Wang Tiezhu is an NPC who sells weapons on the other side of the main city. I don't know how he got Li Ergou. This stalk has always been a mystery in the game.

At that time, I was also going to buy a cleansing stone, but just as I was about to go there, I saw a sentence floating in the near chat. The speaker was B: "Give me 50 yuan for a high-grade cleansing stone."

Li Ergou: "Wang Tiezhu's grandson!"

B is displeased: "One hundred spirit stones? How many times have I bought from you, and there is no discount."

At this time, I also walked over and greeted them: "Who is B talking to?"

B said angrily, "Li Ergou, profiteer."

Before I could speak, S interjected: "The head of the group is also here to buy stones."

I looked confused: "Yeah...how does B talk to NPC?"

S sent a smiling face, but didn't mean to explain, so I couldn't ask, anyway, the two of them have always been very good at playing.So I silently traded with Li Ergou, and bought five high-grade refining stones at the price of one hundred spirit stones, intending to upgrade the weapons.

Li Ergou: "Wang Tiezhu's grandson!"

At this time, B came out without thinking: "It's none of my business if he is willing to be taken advantage of, ninety spirit stones a piece, no more."

I thought about it calmly for a while, and felt that B was being taken advantage of by what he said, as if it was me...

Li Ergou: "Wang Tiezhu's grandson!"

B: "A piece of 92, I don't care, you see that your stone is not in good condition, this one is missing corners, and this one has a crack."

Li Ergou: "Wang Tiezhu's grandson!"

B: "I won't come to you to buy after you do this."

Li Ergou: "Wang Tiezhu's grandson!"

B: "It's because you are too stingy that King Tie Zhu doesn't like you."

I:"……"

Etc., etc!It’s fine if you buy things and talk to NPCs, you still have to bargain!It's fine if you bargain, but you still poke the NPC's sore spot!

Too much.

At this time, S also began to comfort B, saying: "Don't worry about it baby, 95 is 95, my husband has plenty of money, you can spend it however you want."

But B said: "It's not about money, bargaining is a pleasure."

Li Ergou: "Wang Tiezhu's grandson!"

B: "Okay, 93 yuan for a deal, 100 yuan."

I clenched my poor five cleansing stones tightly, and ran away silently.

I really don't understand how local tyrants play!

1516L:

Hahahaha maybe only S and B can understand what the NPC said, in the eyes of ordinary players, it is just repeated meaningless words!It feels amazing to think so!

1523L:

Landlord, you are too expensive, next time you can try to ask if you can sell 93 pieces of Lingshi.

1530L:

It feels like there seems to be a love-hate relationship between Wang Tiezhu and Li Ergou...

1549L (reply from the landlord):

They talk to NPCs not only when buying things, but also when playing dungeons.

During that time, we had a dungeon that had to be pushed every week. The boss was a half-human, half-snake big monster, and every time we hit this boss, B would run over to him and say, "Today I'm the man who is the master." T, hit him lightly later."

BOSS: "Hahaha, you idiots, how dare you come to my territory to act wild!"

B seemed unhappy, jumped on the tip of the boss's snake's tail and stomped on it: "Did you hear that! Did you hear that! Did you hear that!"

I don't know why, but I feel that the boss is quite painful.

BOSS: "Hahaha, you idiots, how dare you come to my territory to act wild!"

B came down with satisfaction: "That's right, if you can't be cured, let's go."

The whole group was silent: "..."

The other dungeons are basically like this, because S is the main T everywhere, so before the fight, B will always threaten the boss. Sometimes I can't help but sweat for those bosses...

In addition to these, they sometimes talk to some irrelevant NPCs. For example, there is an old lady NPC outside the main city village. , Let the player find a way to find her son back, but at the end of the task, she will find that her son has been eaten by monsters, and then the player will kill the monsters and bring back the relics that her son left in the monster hole to the old lady Handing in tasks... After this series of tasks are completed, this old lady NPC is useless, and she still stands and cries at the door of her small hut every day, endlessly repeating the same set of rhetoric about the missing son with the newcomers.

However, S and B would visit the old lady every now and then.

That day, the deputy gang leader and I led a few newcomers in the guild to complete this mission. When I finished fighting the monsters and brought the relics to hand in the mission, I happened to see B talking to the old lady.

B said: "A person cannot be resurrected after death, so please don't let your body break down."

S put a bunch of things on the ground: "I brought some wild rabbits for you and put them here, as well as rice and freshly planted vegetables in the field."

B then ordered S: "Go and help her fill up the water tank."

S: "Okay."

I:"……"

Deputy gang leader: "..."

Dare to feel that these two condolences to the lonely old man in the game!

I was in a bad mood...

But being acted so realistically by the two of them, I was fascinated by the illusion that "if I finish the task and leave, I will be a beast"!

Then I chose the old lady as my target, and we had a close chat and said: "People cannot be resurrected after death, so mourning and change."

The few newbies were stupefied, thinking that they could only hand in the task in this way, they followed suit in a row: "Dead people can't be resurrected, so mourn and change."

The deputy gang leader was silent for a while, and then said: "My condolences."

As expected of Gao Leng's deputy gang leader, he always has a few words less than others.

I looked at the backpack, there was nothing decent, so I threw a dozen eggs on the ground...

The deputy gang leader threw a dozen gold leaves.

The old lady didn't respond.

Nonsense, of course no response!

At this time, the deputy gang leader suddenly said to me: "You are quite cute."

As soon as his words came out, I suddenly woke up from a dream, felt like a ghost, turned my head and ran away with the sword.

Deputy gang leader: "..."

I think I also have to take time to go to the hospital to see the brain department. Really, our group of psychopaths infected by S and B can form a group of 25 people to brush the brain department copy.