Showing love has to die

1562L:

He even threatened the boss!It's over, I feel that B is getting cuter and cuter!Speaking of which, the landlord, have you ever thought that the reason why your dungeon group always wins the top five is also due to the fact that B threatens the BOSS, hahaha!

1566L:

So it is said that the deputy gang leader started to like the host from then on...

1573L (reply from the landlord):

Go back to 1562L, don't make trouble, the main reason for being able to win the top five is because the team leader is handsome. [Smile]

There are many things that S and B can talk to NPCs. For example, in summer, B sometimes gives water to the soldiers defending the city. NPC dogs run around all over the place every day, every time B meets this NPC dog, he will immediately jump on S, but B likes cats, and will feed the stray cats wandering in the trading area of ​​the main city with ham all year round; Another example, under the big pagoda tree in Xinshou Village, there is an old man NPC who plays chess with himself. Once I saw B sitting opposite the old man and playing chess with the old man. The two of them were bickering...

That's right, just bickering like this——

B: "How is the young master doing?"

The old man: "Tsk tsk, what a stinky chess basket."

B: "You can't afford to lose, can you?"

The old man: "Tsk tsk, what a stinky chess basket."

B was furious: "I obviously beat you!"

The old man: "Tsk tsk, what a stinky chess basket."

B got up, and smashed the chessboard with one move: "Winning a piece is also winning, and people at such an age are still playing around."

After a few seconds, the chessboard was refreshed, and S sat down opposite the old man, comforted B and said, "Don't be angry, baby, let's see my husband help you kill him to death."

I was leading newcomers in Novice Village: "..."

Newcomer: "Master, they belong to the same gang as us."

I calmly put aside the relationship: "I don't know."

Rookie: "..."

In short, talking to NPCs can last for eight days, three days and three nights if I carefully recall it, but it’s basically the same routine. Friends who haven’t arrived can make up their own brains, so I won’t go into details one by one.

1577L:

It makes me really want to try playing games like this... I don't know if I will be beaten to death by relatives and friends.

1578L:

Upstairs, in fact, I feel that these two people are quite interesting. 2333 is just playing anyway, just be happy.

1590L (reply from the landlord):

Since the last post mentioned about Xinshou Village, here we will continue with the matter related to Xinshou Village in Bayi Duan.

Some people may wonder why I am always wandering around Novice Village, it is because the gang needs new people to join.After new players join the guild and upgrade to do tasks, the system will send growth points to the guild. Only with the growth points can the guild be upgraded and expanded. Therefore, when the vice-guild leader and I are free, we always go to Novice Village to lure a few newcomers into the guild.

When the two of us were walking around Xinshou Village that day, we saw four people sitting in a gazebo in Xinshou Village, namely S, B, and two 1st-level trumpets. At first, the deputy gang leader and I thought they were helping We recruited newcomers into the gang, and even had a strange sense of relief that "the cub has grown up and knows how to help the family", but after walking in, I found that we were wrong...

First of all, the two tier 1 trumpets are weird.

As I said before, the appearance of the game characters is set by the players themselves, and the degree of freedom is very high. The facial features, skin color, age, height, height, fat, and thinness can all be adjusted at will. The appearances set by most people are handsome men and beautiful women. Looking at my own game character, it must be more pleasing to the eye.However, these two level 1 trumpets are both set to look like middle-aged people. One male and one female are probably around 50 or [-] years old. Although the female account is a bit older, she still looks good when pinched. Yes, the male account is tragic, pinching his face is very common, he has a beer belly, and he is bald.

It doesn’t look like someone is idle, bored, building and playing, because these two first-level trumpets have bought fashions from the mall, and the two most expensive sets are nearly 1 yuan in total. Who can be so idle?

These four people were sitting in two pairs at the stone table in the gazebo, the atmosphere was mysterious and serious.

Both the deputy gang leader and I were confused.

My private deputy gang leader jokingly said, "Why does this posture look like meeting a parent?"

The deputy gang leader replied to me with an extremely long string of ellipses.

In fact, I was just talking casually. I didn't expect that just after I finished speaking, S suddenly said to the two middle-aged couples in a close chat: "Uncle and aunt, don't worry, I will take good care of him. How, as long as I exist, I will let him live happily."

B choked up: "Woo..."

I:"……"

Deputy gang leader: "..."

He actually met his parents!

Although I think the line S expressing determination is a bit strange...

B sent a wailing emoji and said, "I miss you so much."

Then the two level 1 trumpets also made wailing expressions, saying that they also miss B very much.

I really don't understand it, I feel that these two people are really crazy about playing games, and they even have to meet their parents in the game, what kind of mental illness is this?

B and the level 1 trumpet cried for a while, calmed down for a while, and the four of them chatted. The tone and content of their speech was exactly the same as that of father-in-law and mother-in-law meeting son-in-law. So Yu Jian fled back to the gang territory.

After returning to the guild territory, I chatted with the deputy guild leader in private: "What do you think is going on with them?"

Deputy gang leader: "I don't know."

I said: "I guess they hired those two trumpets, pretending to meet the parents to play."

Deputy gang leader: "Like."

I thought this topic was over, so I cut out, turned on the music player, and started picking songs.

After meticulously arranging a bunch of playlists, I switched back to the game and found that the chat channel had been maxed out by the assistant gang leader...

Deputy leader: "My parents are working abroad, but they can ask for leave to return to China at any time."

Deputy Gang Leader: "Where are your parents?"

Deputy gang leader: "?"

Deputy gang leader: "In?"

Deputy gang leader: "What's wrong with you..."

Deputy gang leader: "Just now, pretend I didn't say it."

Deputy gang leader: "Where are people?"

Deputy gang leader: "."

I:"……"

Why are you so angry all of a sudden? ?

I quickly chatted with him privately: "Big brother, I cut out to find a song, I just saw it."

Deputy gang leader: "."

...Still angry!

I hurriedly answered his question just now: "My parents are both in China. They are in good health, have a stable job, and are forward-thinking. They eat delicious food. Why do you ask this?"

Deputy gang leader: "Nothing."

I don't know why, but through these three words that couldn't be simpler, I feel that he seems to have become happier. He silently blew up a few fireworks for me, and I happily pulled him to stand on the pile of fireworks. I took screenshots, and then picked a few good-looking ones and sent them to YY.

Don’t get too entangled in the matter of blowing up fireworks. The deputy gang leader is also a god. He usually blows up fireworks for others when he has nothing to do. He has blown up the whole gang, men, women, and children. After all, we have a good relationship, thank you.

When posting the screenshot, I found that his YY signature changed from "." to "little idiot".

I made a quick decision and changed my signature to "Da Sabi"!

After the modification, I took a screenshot and poked him: "Hey, do you see that our signatures are particularly against each other hahahahaha!"

The deputy gang leader ignored me, I thought he was not in front of the computer, but ten seconds later, the deputy gang leader changed the signature back to "."...

Vice-guild leader, why are you angry again? Vice-guild leader!

1603L:

The daily routine (1/1) of the distressed deputy gang leader is completed.

1612L:

Oh my god, why do I feel that this part of S and B meeting their parents is funny and there is a hint of supernaturalness... I hope I am thinking too much...

1618L:

The deputy gang leader wants to meet your parents. Also, he set off fireworks for the whole gang just to make it less obtrusive for you, so as to give himself a way out, silly boy.

1635L (reply from the landlord):

Don't be ass me, don't think I don't know, you rotten girls can even look at plugs and sockets and write a little obscenity, the witty host will let you fool me?

The landlord continues to eight.

Let's talk about our pvp fight.

We are a pve gang, there are not many people playing pvp, and I was not very keen on it before, so I would occasionally play single-player PK with my friends in the gang.But one time, I, the deputy gang leader, S and B went to play a small dungeon task together. This kind of small dungeon task is refreshed once a day, which is considered a daily type. It is relatively simple and can be played by 4 or 5 people.

When we arrived at the door of the small copy, we happened to run into a group of pvp players making trouble.

Here I have to briefly explain that the equipment required for the two gameplays of pvp and pve is different. Pvp equipment has a lot of blood and high defense, while pve equipment has high attack but thin blood and crisp skin. Moreover, the methods used to play dungeons and players are different. Because of these differences, pvp players killing pure pve players is as easy as cutting vegetables, so some pvp players who like to make trouble sometimes form a group to kill pve players at the entrance of the instance to collect their heads.

We ran into it that day, S was carrying B before riding to the gate of the copy, and was swarmed up by several pvp's and knocked down.

The deputy gang leader and I immediately went to the rescue, and then we were chopped down together tragically.

Four heads were sent.

S lay on the ground and said: "You are advanced dungeons, I will cover, and I can last a few seconds with my skills."

B resolutely refused: "If you come in, I will come in."

Me: "You play Titanic."

We tried to resurrect on the spot a few times and wanted to break out into the dungeon together, but every time we were just resurrected, we were pushed back by the group of pvp mad dogs. Although S had pvp equipment, he had no chance to change it, so he died. After a few times, the deputy gang leader chatted with me privately and said: "Don't resurrect."

Then the deputy gang leader started calling people in the gang, saying that there was a fight at the door of the XX copy.

Originally, the following plot should be that we lie quietly in place, waiting for the little friends from the guild to form a group to kill this group of pvp with an absolute advantage in numbers, but at this time S suddenly typed in the near chat and asked B: " Does the baby hurt?"

B said: "It didn't hurt, but the clothes were dirty."

S feels distressed: "Is it cold on the ground?"

B answered: "Leng, I'm angry."

The deputy gang leader and I have long been used to it, but the pvp next to me couldn't hold our breath anymore.