Showing love has to die

1639L (reply from the landlord):

After these pvp saw what S and B were talking about recently, they taunted them, probably meaning that you are mentally retarded or something.

The wife-protecting maniac S fought back, and those pvp immediately scolded even more fiercely.

Anyway, I'm just angry. Among my gang members, only me and the deputy gang leader can complain, okay?How old do you dare to say that they are not good?

So I tried to kill at least one of them by reviving on the spot, using damage reduction and bursting, but I was interrupted and pushed back before I finished reading a single article... It was very miserable!

Seeing that I started to fight back again, the three of them also repeated the cycle of resurrection-killed-resurrection-killed.

Just when we were so dead that the durability of our equipment was almost gone, reinforcements from the guild arrived.Hearing that the two members of the gang, Shenhao, who often gave benefits, were bullied by pvp, the friends immediately became excited, and more than 40 people came intermittently, relying on the overwhelming number of people, they beat the gang of pvp to death at the resurrection point, Get up and fight again, start again after fighting, repeat our four cycles just now.

Those few pvp also called relatives and friends to help, but there were not as many people as our guild, and they still could not escape the fate of being buried in the resurrection point. There were two who scolded B the most fiercely and were not convinced, and they were resurrected endlessly, so S Command everyone to use control skills to control the two players to death one by one, and then let B, a healer with almost no attack power, kill them all at once.

We just quietly watched those two unlucky bastards bleeding little by little: "-100, -201, -99, -202..."

S hits them and loses 2000, but S doesn't hit them, so B will vent his anger.

B slapped his name and suddenly said: "Hey, I found that as long as I kick the bottom, I will get a critical hit."

Me: "..." It sounds so painful, what the hell!

As a full-time healer, B may have received two heads for the first time in his life. He was very satisfied, and made a rare smile, and then jumped up and down on the corpses of those pvp, saying: "It deserves it, Let you hit me."

S is more capable of making troubles, simply blowing up a firework on every pvp corpse...

So the resurrection point was suddenly overwhelmed by gorgeous fireworks special effects.

B sent a clapping emoji and said, "Hahahaha you exploded!"

PvPs: "..."

S smiled and asked, "Is baby feeling better?"

B said: "It's better, but the clothes are all torn by them."

I clicked on the character interface of B and saw that the durability of the equipment had all become 0.

S said: "Go back to the equipment dealer for repairs, good boy."

B acted coquettishly again and said, "Beating people makes my hands sore."

S said: "Come here, my husband will rub it for you."

B: "Hiss... Take it easy, don't you know how strong your hands are?"

Me: "..." We really don't know this.

S: "Well, I take it lightly."

That group of pvp, not only was shamefully buried in the resurrection point by the large number of pve, but also forced to watch and show their love. Later, they couldn't call reinforcements, so they went offline, Yujian ran away, see them It's all gone, and the little friends of our gang should go to do what they want.But before leaving, S sent a lot of benefits to everyone as usual, saying thank you for helping to fight, and the members of the guild also said that Dad, you are welcome. In the future, if you have something to do, please call on the guild channel, and we will be there on call.

I:"……"

Can you pick up all the morals, how come everyone calls daddy so sneaky! ?

1643L:

Landlord, don’t forget that when you called the vice gang leader Fancy Style Dad, you also called him very slickly.

1657L:

Exploding fireworks on corpses hahahaha, that's a good idea.

1672L (reply from the landlord):

After the turmoil subsided, we were so excited that we finally remembered that we were here to play a small dungeon for daily tasks...

So we packed up and made a living.

This daily book is very easy to play, and you can pass it with your eyes closed. The deputy gang leader chatted with me privately during the game: "Are you there?"

Me: "...nonsense."

Deputy gang leader: "..."

After finishing the boss fight, the game character of the deputy gang leader came over and asked me inexplicably, "Does your body hurt?"

I was checking the loot dropped by the boss, and said absently, "My wrist hurts."

I've played a lot of games recently, and it seems to be a symptom of a mouse hand.

I don't know why, but I feel that the deputy gang leader seems very happy, the game character gets closer to me, and said: "Let me rub it for you."

Me: "...Brother, are you crazy?"

Deputy gang leader: "No."

Me: "Why do I think you've been acting weird recently?"

Deputy gang leader: "No wonder."

A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind: "Did you learn from S?"

The deputy gang leader admitted honestly: "Hmm..."

Apparently, spring is here, and my co-leader needs to have a love affair.

So I confirmed: "Are you stunned by S and B's daily abuse of dogs and demons, and want to fall in love?"

The deputy gang leader replied in seconds: "Yes!"

There is even an exclamation point, which shows that I really miss it.

So I eagerly asked, "Then let me help you find a girl? I heard that there are a few girls in the gang who are very interested in you."

The deputy gang leader was instantly upset: "."

Me: "Don't send me full stops all the time, can you, which school do you like? Do you want healing or dps?"

Deputy gang leader: "."

Me: "Brother, can you tell me what makes you angry?"

Deputy gang leader: "."

From that day on, for three consecutive days, no matter what I said to the deputy gang leader, the deputy gang leader will always have only one answer—"."

I'm so tired!

1680L:

You, the landlord, are embarrassed and tired, but the deputy leader is really tired.

1684L:

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1699L (reply from the landlord):

1684L is here again as the COS vice-leader, isn’t it? It scares me away. Let me tell you about the eunuch in this post.

The deputy leader is really angry, if I hadn't sung him a song on YY on the fourth day, I guess he wouldn't talk to me until now.

Well, having said that, since the four of us were beaten to death at the entrance of the instance, we learned from the pain and felt that we should practice pvp so that we will not hesitate to fight with hostile players in the future.

So, we decided to play the arena.

The arena is such a mechanism, five players form a team, and then 5V5, the winning team can get meritorious rewards, the higher the meritorious value, the higher the corresponding rank, and the higher the corresponding rank, the better pvp can be bought equipment.So the four of us and another healing girl I brought in from the gang formed a team.

Before starting the fight, I looked at the equipment of the five of us one by one. Except for S, they are all pve equipment, which is very fragile, but when the rank is low, the opponent is also a rookie. We can exchange pvp equipment while fighting, so I Not really worried.

When I saw B, I suggested: "B, you can replace your blood recovery speed shoes with healing ones, the attribute of blood recovery speed is too weak."

B flatly refused: "The pair are ugly."

I:"……"

B said with distaste: "The boots with added healing are white in appearance, white boots with black pants, is it spicy for the eyes?"

I said from the bottom of my heart, "It's okay, I think."

I really think white shoes and black pants are okay!Hot eyes?Isn't red and green and red and purple the only hot eyes in this world?

B sneered, and typed on the team channel: "Straight male aesthetics."

At this time, the deputy gang leader spoke for me: "I don't think he is."

B: "I think he is."

So the deputy gang leader was upset again, he threw a full stop to B, and then ran to the square and stood behind the big stone statue to sulk.

I looked confused: "My big brothers, what are you doing? The Moji Arena is closed."

S had no choice but to coax B himself: "Be good, baby, why don't you change the overall appearance of the mall first?"

B complained: "But I like the combination of this top and trousers, it makes my waist very thin."

S coaxed again: "You can buy pvp boots as long as you put on a section. Those are black, similar to the current pair on your feet."

So B muttered to the boss and reluctantly put on the white boots.

Our ill-fated squad finally entered the arena.

1711L:

The landlord’s aesthetics...it’s over...I really believe that the landlord is a straight man now... Also, the conversation between B and the deputy gang leader is a pun, no wonder the deputy gang leader is unhappy and distressed.

1725L:

Hahaha B pays great attention to his own image, even in the game he wants to be the most beautiful little princess.

1734L (reply from the landlord):

You guys are finally willing to believe that I'm straight, I'm going to wear a pair of green long johns to celebrate!

When it comes to the arena, I have to introduce another of our healers. This healer is a girl who speaks with a baby voice, so let's call her a baby voice.

Although Baby Voice is a healer, she has a wild dps heart, and her temperament is very hot. When we played in the arena, the whole YY channel was filled with her roars. She always couldn't help but wanted to command for me.

Me: "S, you push that dps to the corner and we focus on him..."

In the middle of speaking, the baby voice interrupted me and roared to myself: "Screw him to my old lady! Go to the corner of the wall! Go crazy, you three! Go crazy and kill him!"

Me: "Sister, calm down..."

B: "Damn! S, can you do it! Hurry up, hurry up, kill him and don't let him heal!"

The healing in our team is much fiercer than dps...

We went up to the third stage, and the whole process was extremely difficult.

First of all, B doesn't give us blood at all. His target is locked on S all the time. The blood recovery buff on S's head has never been broken. He and the deputy gang leader can't get the love from B at all.

Secondly, the healing school of the baby tone is different from that of B. Her school has some offensive power, so she started to indulge in output while playing the baby tone. Tears against the corpse, watching the blood-soaked SB husband and wife join forces to kill the enemy with Wayin who turned on the killing mode.

While I was holding my body, I was eating snacks in front of the computer with the free mic on.

The deputy leader asked me: "What do you eat?"

Me: "Dengying shredded beef, our specialty."

Deputy gang leader: "Oh."

Me: "It's delicious, let me eat it for you."

Deputy gang leader: "..."