insane

Chapter 52

Liu Mu roasted several wild animals in the back mountain, wishing that the fragrance would waft all over the mountain, fearing that he would not be able to wait for Xing Chi.

Sure enough, after a while Xing Chi fell from the sky like a gust of wind, still holding two large, two small and four wine jars in his hands.

Liu Mu crossed his legs and said slowly, "Okay... idiot!"

Xing Chi's hand holding the wine jar froze in mid-air, and suddenly laughed again, "How do you know who I am?"

Liu Mu said, "How can a floor-sweeping monk have such a high level of kung fu, and he still has long hair. An eminent senior monk of the Xingzi generation actually told me that I was a floor-sweeping monk. You think I am stupid!"

Xing Chi smiled awkwardly, "Actually, I'm just afraid that you will tell other people in the temple what happened to me in the back mountain."

Liu Mu said, "If I tell others about you in the back mountain, I will also violate the big taboo of the Huguo Temple. If you trespass on the back mountain without permission, you will be punished severely! But why do you hide in the back mountain?"

Xing Chi sat next to the willow tree, picked up a chicken, and said, "Because it's quiet here. Before you came here, no one else came to the back mountain except me."

Liu Mu looked around, "I don't think there's anything special about this back mountain. Why is it a forbidden area?"

Xingchi said mysteriously, "Because it is said that there is a set of peerless martial arts hidden in this mountain, "Wuxiangxinfa"!"

"Wuxiang Xinfa? Is it very powerful martial arts?" Liu Mu's eyes lit up when he heard that it was a peerless martial art.

"Since it's a peerless martial art, of course it's amazing!"

Liu Mu hurriedly said, "Don't be tricky, tell me quickly."

Xingchi said, "It is said that there was an emperor who fled to the Huguo Temple after the country was subjugated, but the Huguo Temple was not called Huguo Temple at that time. The king of the subjugated country became a monk here incognito. The monks no longer care about the disputes in the world, and spend the rest of their lives studying martial arts. Later, they created a set of Wuxiang Mind Method. The word "Wuxiang" is not just the name of the Wuxiang monk. The most important thing is that these two characters contain the essence and subtlety of this set of unique skills, which means 'everything has no form, and no form is better than form'. The subtlety of the formless mind method is that this set of kung fu is just a kind of High-quality internal strength is not limited to any weapon, and there is no fixed move. There is no form, everything can be used as a weapon, and the counter move is based on the opponent's move. Those who have practiced the formless mind method Just like rebirth, even a broken bone can be reconnected as before. Therefore, the Wuxiang Mind Method is also called the Wuxiang Heavenly Silkworm Kung Fu by the world. However, this skill is too overbearing, and the Wuxiang monk is afraid that this skill will fall into the hands of unrighteous people in the future hand, but it would be a pity to ruin my life's painstaking efforts, so I hid the Wuxiang mentality in the back mountain, and sealed it as a forbidden area."

Liu Mu said, "Although this is a forbidden area, there may not be anyone guarding it. I have been in and out many times. If those people in the Jianghu covet this Wuxiang mentality, it will be easy to break in."

"The Wuxiang monk has no apprentices, so everyone thinks that the Wuxiang Mind Dharma has been taken away by the Wuxiang Monk. About the fact that the Wuxiang Mind Dharma is hidden in the back mountain, only the abbots of the Huguo Temple know. Before the abbot passed away Then tell the next abbot."

"Then how did you know?"

Xing Chi said, "There is a handbook in Abbot Benji's room, which was left by my master. I also accidentally discovered this secret by looking through it once. Every abbot will leave a handbook after his death, which records the inheritance in the temple. A century-old secret, this manuscript will be brought into the fire by his apprentice a hundred years later."

Liu Mu said regretfully, "Isn't this formless mind method completely lost, outsiders don't know this secret, and monks in the temple can't come in casually."

"The eminent monk Wuxiang once said that if you have a predestined relationship, even if you have to go through mountains of swords and seas of fire, you will still find the Dharma of Wuxiang."

"Then you have been in the back mountain for so long, have you found the Wuxiang mental method?"

Xing Chi shook his head, "I also want to experience that Wuxiang Xinfa, but it's a pity that I have no chance with that peerless martial arts." Xing Chi got up and handed the two smaller wine jars to Liu Mu, "Take this back, don't let it go. It was discovered by Jie Kong. It will be the Dragon Boat Festival in two days, so what if there is no realgar wine." After speaking, he disappeared like a gust of wind.

Before dawn on the Dragon Boat Festival, the students of the academy went to the mountains to pick wormwood.

Only Liu Mu was still drooling and dreaming under the quilt.

Zeng Qing knocked on the door a few times but there was no response. He waited impatiently, so he went directly into Liu Mu's room, "Brother Liu, wake up!"

"Hmm... don't make noise, sleep a little longer..." Liu Mu turned over while talking.

Zeng Qing shook Liu Mu's arm, "Don't sleep, I'm going to pick wormwood on the mountain today!"

"The chicken hasn't crowed yet, let's sleep for a while..."

"We didn't say yes yesterday, brother Liu, get up quickly!"

Liu Mu made a humming sound as if raving, and shook his head again. Seeing that the other party had no intention of getting up, Zeng Qing lifted the quilt and dragged Liu Mu out of the bed. Liu Mu got up from the ground in a daze, with sleepy eyes Looking at Zeng Qing intently, Zeng Qing saw that the willow jacket was slightly opened, revealing strips of cloth, "Brother Liu, are you injured?"

Liu Mu rubbed his eyes, and said listlessly, "What kind of injury did you get? Are you dreaming?"

Zeng Qing was only worried about Liu Mu's injury, so he pulled Liu Mu's clothes off in a hurry, "But yours..." Zeng Qing stared at the chest cloth on Liu Mu's chest in astonishment. Isn't this kind of breathless chest wrap wrapped around her body?

"Brother Liu...you are..."

"What is it..." Liu Mu closed his eyes, trying to get back to the bed.

Zeng Qing's arms trembled a little, and he groped into Liu Mu's clothes. Liu Mu couldn't help shivering when he was touched by the other party, and immediately he was not sleepy. He looked down at his naked appearance, and was shocked. Back on the bed, he pulled the quilt over his chest, the two stared blankly at each other, neither of them spoke for a whole stick of incense, and the room fell into a dead silence.

Zeng Qing was full of grievances, how could brother Liu be a woman!The man I like turned out to be a woman!Wouldn't my long-term secret promises be in vain?It's no wonder that this wood didn't respond to my hints so stupidly.But I remember Liu Mu said that he was married, could it be that he married a man?The micro-expressions on Zeng Qing's face changed several times, and it was weird to think of Liu Mu marrying a man.

Liu Mu's face was full of panic, his face was pale, cold sweat oozes from his forehead, and he held the quilt tightly with both hands, even when Zi Yan revealed his identity, he was never so nervous.It's over, it's terrible, Zi Yan treats me like a confidant, so naturally she won't harm me, and won't tell the matter.Although Zeng Qing and I treat each other as brothers on weekdays, we haven't known each other for a short time after all.What if she reveals my identity?Especially if that shrew Yu Wanran finds out that she is married to a woman, wouldn't it be miserable for me!The more Liu Mu thought about it, the more frightened he became, as if he had already seen his own tragic experience in the future.

After experiencing such a thunderbolt, not only Liu Mu was in no mood to sleep, even Zeng Qing was no longer in the mood to go up the mountain.

"Brother Liu..." Zeng Qing paused, then reluctantly said, "No, it's Sister Liu, so you are a woman..."

Willow nodded.

"You also came here secretly?"

Willow shook his head.

"Your parents sent you here?"

Willow nodded.

"They want you to disguise yourself as a man to study here?"

Willow shook his head.

Zeng Qing finally couldn't bear it anymore, and sat directly next to Liu Mu, hugging Liu Mu's shoulder boldly, "Brother Liu, don't be afraid, I won't tell anyone about this. Have you forgotten that we are good brothers !Although you are actually Sister Liu, you will always be my Big Brother Liu in my heart!"

"Really?" At this time, Liu Mu has completely lost the energetic look of the past. His clothes are open, his hair is messy, his hands are tightly clutching the quilt, and his face is full of grievances. ... If this situation is seen by others, they will definitely think that Zeng Qing has done something improper to Liu Mu.

Zeng Qing said, "Of course it's true. Didn't you tell me that brothers should be loyal!"

Liu Mu sighed, "Okay, good brother, I believe in you."

Zeng Qing asked curiously, "But why did you come here to study pretending to be a man?"

Liu Mu smiled wryly, "I didn't pretend to be a man just to come here to study. I was destined to live as a man all my life since I was born."

Zeng Qing asked in surprise, "Does that mean no one knows you are a woman except your parents?" She wondered if Liu Mu had always presented herself as a man since she was a child, would she still have a chance to be her wife?

Liu Mu said, "Even my father doesn't know that I am his daughter. My mother has been gone for many years. Now only Xiangyun and Ziyan know my identity in this world. But now there is another you."

Zeng Qing smiled and said, "If they can keep a secret for you, so can I. So your wife doesn't know your identity?"

Liu Mu then told Zeng Qing the reason why she disguised herself as a man and her experiences over the years. Of course, she didn't tell Zeng Qing that her wife was Yu Wanran.

Zeng Qing sighed, "So it's like this... Is it possible that you want to show yourself as a man all your life?"

"That's all I can do. Although sometimes I'm tired, I'm used to being a man after so many years. If you want me to wear a skirt, step on embroidered shoes, smile without missing teeth, speak softly, the door If you don’t step out of the second door and become a female celebrity with a needle and thread, it would be better than killing me.”

Zeng Qing said worriedly, "What if your wife finds out that you are a woman?"

Liu Mu said blankly, "I don't know either. But maybe before she finds out my identity, we are no longer husband and wife."

Suddenly Zeng Qing blinked and smiled mischievously, "Why don't Brother Liu marry a woman who knows your identity!"

"I've thought about this too, but it doesn't work at all. I have always regarded Xiangyun as my sister, how can I marry her! Besides, she is several years older than me, and she was born as a servant. My father attaches great importance to family opinions. I'm afraid My father won't agree to our marriage. Neither can Zi Yan. My father said she is a brothel girl, which insults the family style. We will be opposed by my father when we communicate on weekdays, let alone marrying her..."

Zeng Qing said, "Brother Liu, why don't you find a woman of the same age and a famous family, the most important thing is that she knows your identity..." Zeng Qing said in a lower voice, such an obvious hint, even a fool can understand it Well, it's a pity that Liu Mu is the kind of normal person who is even more stupid than a fool.

Liu Mu drooped his head and said, "I don't think I can find such a good woman. Is there any woman in this world who would marry a woman willingly. But what's the use of talking about it now, I'm already married. Forget it, I don’t think about it anymore, I won’t be in the mood to eat zongzi for a while. Those people have gone to the mountains to pick wormwood, and I don’t know when they will be back, so I’ll go to the kitchen to see if there’s anything delicious.”

Liu Mu came back with some vegetables from Hui Hai, and took out the realgar wine that Xing Chi gave her from the bottom of the box like a treasure, "I have hidden two jars of treasures here! How can the Dragon Boat Festival be done without realgar wine."

"Drinking is not allowed in the academy."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "You went with me to the forbidden area in the back mountain, and you ate meat, are you still afraid of drinking now?" After speaking, he poured two glasses of wine into the teacup, "Dry it!" Liu Mu raised his neck and drank the wine in the cup .

Zeng Qing took a sip from the teacup and said, "Brother Liu, does this count as drinking flower wine?"

Liu Mu almost spit out the wine in his mouth, "Flower wine?"

Zeng Qing said, "Yes, didn't you tell me that drinking flower wine is drinking with beautiful girls! Now you are drinking with me, isn't it considered drinking flower wine?"

Liu Mu smiled and said, "How can this be regarded as drinking flower wine?"

"Don't you think I'm not a pretty girl?" Zeng Qing thought for a while, then suddenly stood up again, parted her hair, showing the gesture of a little girl, "If that one was drinking with Brother Zeng just now, then I'm like this Are you going to drink with a pretty girl?"

Liu Mu smiled and said, "You are indeed a beautiful girl, but you are not a brothel girl. Only drinking flower wine with a brothel girl, and...and that's not how you drink it."

"Then how do you drink it?"

"Yes..." Liu Mu said with some embarrassment, "It's the kind that can be hugged... Do you understand?"

"Kiss and hug..." Zeng Qing bit his lips lightly, and suddenly kissed Liu Mu's face, "Is this the case now?"

Liu Mu just thought it felt weird, and scratched his head embarrassedly, "Of course it doesn't count... Actually, Huajiu is just..."

"Willow." Yu Wanran knocked on the door outside.

Liu Mu was so frightened that he hurriedly stood up, "It's too bad, let her see it and it's over." Liu Mu pushed Zeng Qing around the room, not knowing where to hide her.

"Willow." Yu Wanran called again from outside the door.

"Ah, wait a minute, I'm not dressed, I'll be here soon." Liu Mu glanced at the wardrobe, opened the door and let Zeng Qing slip in.

Liu Mu opened the door, "What's the rush?"

"It's nothing. I didn't see you in the dining hall just now. You haven't eaten yet. I brought you some zongzi. There are also these wormwood and this purse."

"Purse? You didn't go to the market down the mountain, where did you get the purse?"

"I embroidered it."

Liu Mu took a look at the purse, hung it around his neck, and ran to the bronze mirror to take a photo, "It's so beautiful! Thank you."

Yu Wanran picked up the small wine jar on the table, "Are you drinking?"

"Ah, yes, when I was in Jinling, I would drink realgar wine with Zhang Fu and the others every Dragon Boat Festival."

"Why are there two cups?"

"Uh...the other one is for you."

Yu Wanran became suspicious, "I prepared it for me? Don't you know that I don't drink?"

Liu Mu faltered and said, "Ah... this... ah, the other cup is for my mother. I was afraid you would be scared, so I didn't dare to tell you just now."

Yu Wanran vaguely felt that there was something tricky in it, looked around, and saw a white corner of the clothes exposed in the closet, Liu Mu always hated white, she always said that white looks like wearing sackcloth, but how could the white corner of the clothes be exposed.

Yu Wanran walked to the side of the cabinet, "By the way, I see that you have been punished by Master Jie Kong to clean the temple recently, and it seems that you don't have time to wash your clothes. Let me see if you have any dirty clothes. Let me wash them for you. "

"Okay!" Liu Mu has always been pampered. Ever since he came to the academy, Zeng Qing helped him wash his clothes. Zeng Qing always felt a little sorry for bothering her. Of course she was happy to hear Yu Wanran say that, but seeing that Yu Wanran was about to leave The cabinet door, Liu Mu rushed over in a frightened stride, and pressed one hand on the cabinet door, "But my cabinet is quite messy, I'm afraid I will scare you, I'll send you the dirty clothes in a while .”

"What does it matter? I've seen your dirty and messy rooms, why are you still ashamed now?"

The two spoke to each other, Yu Wanran took advantage of Liu Mu's inattention and opened the cabinet door, only to see Zeng Qing with disheveled hair looking at her in embarrassment.

Zeng Qing jumped out of the closet, cleared his throat, and said awkwardly, "Brother Yu...what a coincidence."

At this time, Zeng Qing's hair was loose, making it easy to see that it was his daughter's house, and Yu Wanran became even more suspicious, thinking that Liu Mu knew Zeng Qing was a woman a long time ago, and since he entered the room, Liu Mu hesitated when he spoke. Mine, I also hid Zeng Qing in the cabinet, afraid of being seen by myself, could it be that these two...?Yu Wanran thought of Liu Mu's notorious incidents in Jinling before, and for a moment thought that the two of them were doing some shameful things in the room.Thinking of this, his expression instantly darkened.

Liu Mu hurriedly said, "That's right, Zeng Qing and I were playing peek-a-boo in the room just now, and you came here as soon as this guy hid in the cabinet. Zeng Qing, Yulin has something to do with me, and we've been playing for so long , you go back to your room to eat zongzi, and I'll go play with you later." While talking, he stuffed the zongzi on the table to Zeng Qing.

"Ah... okay, then I won't bother Brother Liu and Brother Yu." After speaking, he ran out with his head down and blushing, holding the rice dumplings.

Yu Wanran looked at Liu Mu sharply, "Young Master Liu is really leisurely and elegant, he actually played peek-a-boo." Although there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, in Liu Mu's eyes, that smile seemed like a weapon that could kill someone. hidden weapon.

"Yeah..." Liu Mu replied guiltily, his tone seemed to be trembling a little, "It's the festival, of course we have to play something fun. When I was in Jinling, I would talk to Zhang Fuxia and the others every Dragon Boat Festival. We played around together in the Spring Breeze Pavilion."

As soon as she heard the word 'Chunfeng Pavilion', Yu Wanran felt that there was something wrong with Liu Mu and Zeng Qing, "I'm afraid my husband is playing something more fun than peek-a-boo." She clenched her fist unconsciously while speaking, her tone It also became full of gunpowder.Every time Yu Wanran took a step forward, Liu Mu took a step back, and the two of them had already walked around the table subconsciously.

Liu Mu suppressed the fear in his heart, and said with a smile, "Yes, drinking. Of course, drinking is more fun than hide-and-seek. If you are interested, my lady, I don't mind the three of us drinking together."

The more Yu Wanran listened, the more angry she became, she only thought that Liu Mu was implying that she wanted to take Zeng Qing as a concubine, so she slapped Liu Mu on the shoulder angrily, "You can play with yourself!" Then she turned and left.

Liu Mu covered his shoulders, and cried out in a crying voice, "If you don't want to play together, you don't have to do it! You are not going to wash my clothes, and the dirty clothes haven't been taken away yet."

Yu Wanran returned angrily with a dart that flew on the cabinet door next to Liu Mu, and Liu Mu swallowed in fright, "Shrex! Could it be that she stepped on shit while picking wormwood, so angry!"

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