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Early in the morning, Liu Mu saw Feng Langqu surrounding Yu Wanran like a fly from a long distance, Liu Mu pricked up his ears, and only heard Feng Langqu say, "So, if you have a Buddha in your heart, you will see everything as a Buddha." .”

As soon as Liu Mu rolled his eyes, he ran to the vegetable garden and stole a bucket of cow dung while the little monk was not paying attention.

Zeng Qing pinched his nose and looked disgusted, "Brother Liu, what are you doing with this bucket of cow dung?"

Liu Mu smirked, "Of course it's useful, I'll show you a good show later!"

Zeng Qing nodded and smiled, knowing that Liu Mu was going to play tricks on Feng Langqu or Wen Siren again.

Liu Mu was carrying the cow dung in the barrel, and the people around were covering their noses when they saw it. Han Ce asked, "Liu Mu, why did you bring this thing back to the academy!"

Liu Mu pretended to be helpless, "Oh, do you think I want to smell the cow dung? It's not because I smashed the Jade Guanyin. Punish me for picking shit."

"Brother Yu, this Buddha..." Feng Langqu was still talking about Buddhism with Yu Wanran.

Liu Mu walked over with a smile, and asked Feng Langqu with a humble face, "Brother Feng, you just said that you have a Buddha in your heart, so everything you see is a Buddha, so from what you see, what do you think I look like?"

Feng Langqu said, "Buddha!"

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Brother Feng's realm is high, but I'm not as high as Brother Feng. It may be because my stomach is full of shit, so no matter how I look at it, you think it's like a pile of shit!"

Wen Siren snorted disdainfully, "Dogs can't spit out ivory."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "Of course I am not as powerful as you, Brother Dead, you can spit out dog teeth!"

"You..." Wen Siren wanted to get angry, but Feng Langqu stopped Wen Siren, with a modest and gentlemanly look, and said with a smile, "Brother Liu is really funny."

Liu Mu asked again, "Brother Feng has a Buddha in his heart, does it mean that everything is a Buddha?"

Feng Langqu nodded, "Naturally, everything in the world is a Buddha in my eyes."

Liu Mu pointed to the cow dung in the barrel and said, "Brother Feng, what about these, what do you think?"

The corners of Feng Langqu's mouth twitched, but he couldn't refute what he just said, he could only say, "Everything can't be restricted to form, this is naturally a Buddha."

"Oh..." Liu Mu smiled, and taking advantage of Feng Langqu's turning around, he raised the wooden barrel and poured the cow dung in the barrel down from Feng Langqu's head.Feng Langqu felt his head sink, and a strange smell came into his nose.Touching the thing that was dripping from the head and down the face again, it was sticky all over his hands, Wen Siren grabbed Liu Mu's collar, "Liu Mu, don't go too far!"

Liu Mu pushed Wen Siren's hand away calmly, "Wen Siren, why are you in such a hurry, just now your cousin said it himself, this is a Buddha! Now your cousin has the Buddha in his eyes on his head, as a cousin you should Feeling honored is, why did you get angry instead. Could it be that you are jealous that your cousin is so close to the Buddha?"

Zeng Qing couldn't help laughing at the side, Yu Wanran suppressed the smile, and the corners of her mouth trembled unconsciously.

Wen Siren raised his fist, "You rascal, don't bully me too much. My cousin reads the books of sages and sages, so he can tolerate you in every possible way, but I can't!"

Yu Wanran wanted to step forward to stop Wen Siren, but Han Ce took the first step and grabbed Wen Siren's wrist, "Brother Wen, Liu Mu was just joking with Brother Feng, why get angry."

Wen Siren threw off Han Ce's arm, "Hmph! The military generals are indeed lacking in education. The son of a dignified second-rank Fuguo general hangs around with such a scoundrel who came from a businessman. It's really humiliating and humiliating. kindness."

Zeng Qing said, "That's better than some people who think they are noble and pretentious. After all, it's not about being teased by others."

Wen Siren clenched his fists and said, "This is the academy opened by the emperor's decree, and it's not up to you low-ranking merchants to speak."

Zeng Qing said, "The current emperor advocates Buddhism. He once said that scholars, farmers, and businessmen are against the equality of all beings in Buddhism, and it is easy to shake the hearts of the people. You just said that merchants and merchants are low-class, that is to disobey the emperor's will. Shake the hearts of the people and deliberately cause trouble. !"

"You are talking nonsense, our Wen family has been loyal and good for generations, and no one has ever disobeyed the emperor's will!"

The quarrel became more and more fierce, and Wen Siren looked as if he was about to attack, Han Ce said, "Don't dare to show off your power here just because your father is Jing Zhaoyin, if you want to move Liu Mu's finger, first ask me Do not agree!"

"Hmph, a reckless man who practices martial arts. Am I afraid that you won't succeed!" Wen Siren was about to make a move after speaking, Feng Langqu stopped Wen Siren, but in a hurry he forgot that his hands were still stained with cow dung and didn't want to go forward to hold him Wen Siren's wrist even rubbed cow dung onto Wen Siren's sleeve.Seeing this, the others hurriedly took a few steps back, holding their noses, and Yu Wanran said, "Brother Feng, now is not the time to solve the problem. I think Brother Feng should go back and deal with the pickled things all over his body first. Brother went too far, how offended, I will make up for him."

Feng Langqu forced a smile, "Brother Yu is serious, I think it was just a misunderstanding just now. Siren, let's go back first."

Yu Wanran said politely, "Thank you Brother Feng for your generous Wang Han, Mr. Feng is very generous, I admire you very much."

Feng Langqu smiled and said, "Brother Yu speak up, even if it is a huge grievance, I will not pursue it again."

Han Ce said with a full face of admiration, "Liu Mu, you are really good. Feng Langqu and Wen Siren have been praised by everyone since they were young. They have never been teased so miserably. What you did just now was really enjoyable. The whole day The bucket of cow dung was all on Feng Langqu's head!"

Liu Mu proudly said, "What is this? This time it's 'Feng Langqu's head covered with cow dung'. Next time we'll perform 'Wen Siren Dakou'!"

Zeng Qing said expectantly, "If someone said that to me when I was in the capital, I would naturally think he was bragging. But since I met Brother Liu, I feel that nothing is impossible in this world gone."

"cousin!"

Liu Mu looked back and saw Yu Wanran, "What do you need from me?"

"Come to my room."

Liu Mu smacked his lips, "It must be something bad!" After speaking, he left Zeng Qing and Han Ce, and went to Yu Wanran's place alone.

Zeng Qing said, "There is no one else in this world who can embarrass Feng Langqu so much except Big Brother Liu."

Han Ce said, "Although it seems to relieve my anger, I think Liu Mu should be more careful. Feng Liang is narrow-minded, and many ministers who tried to squeeze him in the court did not end well in the end. I'm afraid Feng Langqu will fight with him. Father is just as vicious. On the surface, he looks like a generous and modest gentleman, but behind his back, he is a ruthless character who wants to put people to death. Liu Mu has repeatedly made Feng Langqu look bad, I'm afraid this guy won't give up easily."

Zeng Qing said, "With Brother Liu's mind, I'm afraid that rotten maggot is still not Brother Liu's opponent."

Han Ce said with lingering fear, "But we can't live in the academy for the rest of our lives. Feng Langqu is the son of the Minister of the Ministry of Officials, and he will be an official in the future, not to mention the fact that Feng and Wen's family are becoming more and more powerful in the court. Langqu is resentful now, and will take revenge on Liumu in the future. We can protect Liumu in the academy, but after leaving the academy, who can guarantee that Liumu will not be bullied by the powerful."

Zeng Qing said, "You are the son of the General Fuguo, so it's hard for such a trivial matter to upset you."

"But I will be in the capital in the future, far away from Jinling, how can I protect Liumu at any time."

Zeng Qing said, "Our Zeng family's business is not for nothing. My father knows many high-ranking officials in the capital. If that rotten maggot really troubles Liu Mu in the future, I will definitely not sit idly by."

"You went too far today..."

Before Yu Wanran finished speaking, Liu Mu said angrily, "Why, you are not happy to see that rotten maggot!"

"You make troubles in the temple again and again, aren't you afraid that your father will find out and punish you when you get home?"

Liu Mu pouted, "I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of. Besides, you would be so kind and worry about my safety?"

"Then why do you think I told you this?"

Liu Mu said angrily, "It must be that Feng Lanmaggot who ate cow dung and you are upset!"

Yu Wanran asked with a smile, "Why did you do that today?"

"Hmph! I just can't bear the sight of that rotten maggot circling around you like a fly all day long. Seeing his ugly face makes me sick, and I wish I could drown him in cow dung."

Yu Wanran looked at the other party with a half-smile, "Why?"

"I hate it, I hate it, there's no reason for it. When you talk to him, you're flirtatious..."

"It's a pleasant face!"

"Whatever you say is what you say. You have never been so good-tempered when you talk to me. What a rotten cousin, maybe someone will believe you if you say you are that rotten cousin."

Yu Wanran said, "Could it be possible that you really regard me as your cousin?"

Liu Mu said, "Since she is my wife, she shouldn't be playing with that rotten maggot!"

Yu Wanran smiled and said, "So you are unhappy because you saw me and Feng Langqu together?"

"Yes! As a married woman, you are always with that rotten maggot. If it spreads to Jinling, wouldn't I lose all face!"

"You and Zeng Qing also play together all day long."

"We..." Liu Mu said guiltily, "Zeng Qing is a man, we are good brothers, of course it's no problem to play together!"

Yu Wanran was angry, at this moment Liu Mu was still pretending not to know Zeng Qing's identity.Yu Wanran said, "But I'm not also a man in the academy now, is there anything wrong?"

Liu Mu stomped his feet angrily, "Anyway, it's not allowed! No one is allowed to get close to my Liu Mu's wife! Especially that rotten maggot sometimes teases you, it's too much! If this is in Jinling, I must Take off his skin!"

Yu Wanran smiled, "So the husband is jealous?"

Liu Mu was taken aback, and then said, "Joke! I'll make you jealous! I'm just afraid of being cuckolded!" After speaking, he left angrily.

Liu Mu returned to the room, puzzled.I do feel unhappy every time I see Yu Wanran and Feng Langqu together, am I really jealous?But only people who like it will be jealous.How could I eat that shrew's vinegar!