insane

Zeng Qing saw Liu Mu clutching his shoulders with a sick look, and hurriedly asked, "Brother Liu, are your shoulders uncomfortable?"

Liu Mu said, "It's nothing, I just hit it and it hurts a bit."

Zeng Qing lightly touched Liu Mu's shoulder with his hand, and Liu Mu grinned and cried out in pain. Seeing this, Zeng Qing hurriedly said, "It seems that the injury is not serious. I'll go and find out if there is any medicinal wine or something."

Liu Mu said, "Xiangyun really brought me medicinal wine before I left." Liu Mu said, rummaging through boxes and cabinets, and finally found the bottle of medicinal wine under a pile of messy clothes, and said to himself, "When I left, I still told me Xiangyun said that I don’t need these things, but Xiangyun was really thoughtful. Xiangyun must have expected that shrew would harm me a long time ago!”

"shrew?"

"Oh, it's nothing, just wipe the medicine bar for me."

Now that the two knew each other's identities, Liu Mu had nothing to worry about, so he just took off his coat generously, exposing his injured shoulder and asked Zeng Qing to rub the medicinal wine for him.

"Ah... oops! Shoulder! It hurts! It hurts to death!" Yu Wanran heard the cries of killing a pig one after another in Liumu's room, she couldn't help but blame herself, she really shouldn't have hit so hard during the day, Liumu He is not a martial arts practitioner, and his body is so thin, how can he withstand such force.

Yu Wanran came to the door of Liu Mu's room with the secret Dieda wine handed down from the Yu family's ancestors, and was about to knock on the door when Liu Mu said, "Zeng Qing, take it easy, it hurts."

"Brother Liu, please bear with me. Where did you hit? Your shoulder is swollen like this. Fortunately, there is a bottle of Dieda wine here."

Liu Mu said, "If you want me to say, it should be thanks to you here, otherwise no one would wipe it for me even if there is Dieda wine. I don't know how to thank you for helping me over and over again."

Zeng Qing said mischievously, "Then how do you want to thank me?"

"Hmm..." Liu Mu joked, "What do you think of the promise?"

Zeng Qing smiled and said, "Of course I have no problem, but I'm afraid that you will not agree when the time comes."

Liu Mu thought Zeng Qing was joking, and said, "I'm afraid you won't get married then."

Zeng Qing said, "Brother Liu, you still have a mole on the back of your shoulder."

Liu Mu suddenly said, "Oh, that's too bad!"

Zeng Qing thought that something happened, so he hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, Brother Liu?"

Liu Mu pretended to be panic-stricken and said, "You have seen all of them, so I am at a disadvantage."

Zeng Qing said, "I just looked at your shoulder. I suffered a big loss on the day in the pool. You bumped into a big girl while taking a bath. If it gets out, I won't be able to get married in the future." It looks like you won’t be able to marry me if you don’t marry me!”

Liu Mu said, "It's pitch black at night, even if you're not wearing clothes, I can't see anything. Besides, I'm not wearing clothes, so the two of us are even. And you're still touching me now, Am I worse off than you!" Liu Mu said as he put on his clothes and wanted to open the door to breathe.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, she saw Yu Wanran standing outside the door and staring at her with livid color. Liu Mu was startled by Yu Wanran, "Cousin, you came to find me? Why do you look like a ghost, walking without making any sound? If it's in the middle of the night, you won't be able to scare me to death."

Yu Wanran was already angry in her heart, but seeing Liu Mu's disheveled appearance, she became even more angry, so she raised her fist and punched Liu Mu's eye socket.Liu Mu caught off guard and sat on the ground, Yu Wanran ignored Liu Mu and went back to the room directly.

Just now Zeng Qing was only focused on clearing up the medicinal wine on the table for Liu Mu, and didn't pay attention to what happened there. When he turned around, he saw Liu Mu staggeringly getting up from the ground. "Brother Liu, why did you fall?" Zeng Qing hurried over to help Liu Mu up, "Ah! Why are your eye sockets so blue!"

Liu Mu covered his eyes, and said angrily, "Zeng Qing, I seem to have seen lightning just now! It's bright, it's so bright! It's so bright that I can't keep my eyes open!"

Early the next morning, Liu Mu's eyes were still swollen.Liu Mu remembered that someone said that eggs can reduce swelling, so he ran to the kitchen.

Hui Hai laughed and said, "You really know how to joke, this is a monastery, how could there be eggs."

"Yeah, I actually forgot that there would be no eggs in the temple." Liu Mu turned his head and saw Hui Hai was pouring something from a jar into a bowl, and asked, "Hui Hai, what is this, it looks like shit."

Hui Hai said, "This is the sauce sent by the benefactor at the foot of the mountain. It is made of beans. Although it looks a bit ugly, it tastes delicious."

Liu Mu dipped a little bit with his finger and put it into his mouth, "Well, this shit-like sauce is quite delicious..." Liu Mu rolled his eyes and smiled strangely, wondering what bad idea he was thinking again.

Wen Siren turned around the corner and saw Liu Mu was eating a cucumber dipped in the bowl.Zeng Qing pointed to the bowl in Liu Mu's hand and asked, "Brother Liu, what are you holding, it's so disgusting, it's like shit."

Liu Mu took another big mouthful and said, "This is the sauce sent by the benefactor at the foot of the mountain. It's delicious. Master Fa Neng likes this sauce the most. Only he can eat the ones he sent. I managed to make it while Huihai was not paying attention. Steal a bowl from the kitchen!"

"Jiang? Brother Liu, you didn't lie to me, did you!"

"Of course I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, try it." After speaking, Liu Mu took another bite.

Zeng Qing put out his finger suspiciously and put a little bit into his mouth, "Well, it's really delicious. But it just looks a little disgusting."

Liu Mu smiled and said, "When I first saw this sauce, I thought it was a jar of excrement! I didn't expect such a disgusting thing to be so delicious. I ate so many delicacies from mountains and seas in Jinling, and there was nothing like this bean. It’s comparable to the sauce I made.” Suddenly, as if remembering something, “Oh, no, Master Jiekong asked me to clean the meditation room and I haven’t gone yet.” After speaking, he put the bowl on the stone platform and ran away.

"Wait for me, Brother Liu, I'll go with you." Zeng Qing also ran over with Liu Mu.

Wen Siren walked over to look at the things in the bowl, looking very curious, and finally couldn't help but dipped his finger in the bowl, and then put it in his mouth, feeling a strange taste spread in his mouth.

"Hahaha..." Suddenly there was laughter around, and many people came out from behind the arch.

Liu Mu laughed loudly, "Student Wen, is that cow dung delicious?"

Wen Siren frowned, looking at the bowl in his hand, "But you just didn't...I saw you eat this with my own eyes."

Liu Mu raised the bowl in his hand and laughed, "The sauce I just ate is in this bowl, and the bowl in your hand is just the real cow dung I hid in my sleeve!"

Wen Siren's stomach was churning, and he couldn't help but vomited out all his dinner.

Liu Mu laughed triumphantly at the side, and said to the people behind him, "Come on, admit defeat, I told him to let him eat shit, and he did. Five taels of silver per person! Don't renege. "After speaking, he took out a money bag, and the others had no choice but to admit defeat and throw the silver into Liu Mu's money bag.

Zeng Qing said, "Brother Liu, you really have the ability to make a person eat shit willingly! But it just looks a little disgusting."

Liu Mu said proudly, "I promised you at the beginning that one day I would make this guy eat shit. I didn't break my promise."

On the other end, Wen Siren was still holding the wooden barrel and vomiting.Feng Langqu handed the teacup to Wen Siren, "Wash your mouth."

Wen Siren slammed the teacup that he had rinsed his mouth on the ground, "This Liu Mu has repeatedly troubled us, and we have tolerated it again and again, but this scoundrel has gone too far. He even asked me to eat... eat this Pickled things! I will never let this shameless villain go easily!"

While stroking Wen Siren's back, Feng Langqu said, "Don't worry, anyone who offends our brothers will end well. Sooner or later, I will let that scoundrel know how to write the word 'regret'!"

Wen Siren gritted his teeth and said, "If this shameless villain falls into my hands in the future, I will let him live or die. I will torture him to death!"

Liu Mu made troubles in the academy one after another, causing a lot of turmoil. Faneng couldn't take it anymore, so he had to send someone to send a letter to Master Liu.

Liu Mu ran into the back mountain and whispered, "Crazy monk... crazy monk..." The voice was so small that it might not be audible even one meter away.

After a while, Xing Chi ran over like a gust of wind.

Liu Mu said in admiration, "I didn't expect your ears to be so sharp, and you can hear such a small voice."

"It's not that I have good ears. Your voice is like a mosquito. Even a dog's ears within a meter may not be able to hear it. As soon as you stepped into the back mountain, I saw you on the top of the mountain. Don't rush here. You What's up?"

Liu Mu said, "Zhan Master Faneng has finally decided to expel me from the academy. It is estimated that my father will arrive soon in a day or two. I am afraid that we will not know when we will see each other again."

"You kid is making such a fuss in the academy. If I were that old money fan of Faneng, and you smashed my Jade Guanyin, I would have driven you away a long time ago." Xing Chi turned over on his body and took out three The little round ball handed it to Liu Mu, "You and I have known each other for a while, so we are considered friends. These smoke pills are a parting gift for you."

Liu Mu looked at those balls carefully, "What is this?"

"At a critical moment, throwing this hard on the ground can create smoke, which can block the enemy's sight and escape."

Liu Mu put the smoky pills into his clothes and said, "I only have some jade pendants on me. I know that these things are of no use to you, a crazy monk. When you come to Jinling in the future, I will definitely invite you to the best one." Restaurant, drink the best wine."

Xing Chi watched Liu Mu walking down the mountain, and said to himself, "Liu Mu...Jinling...Liu's family..." Xing Chi's expression froze suddenly, "Could it be her? I remembered, that baby was also named Liu Mu... ...that baby girl, Liu Mu...how could it be...is there really such a coincidence in the world?" I don't know what Xing Chi recalled from the past, and looking at Liu Mu's back, his eyes were a little moist.