harmless youth like me
Chapter 4 The longest bone in the human body
The longest bone on the human body is the femur, which will determine your height to a large extent; the smallest bone on the human body is the stapes, which is only the size of a grain of rice in the ear.Babies are born with 300 bones, and gradually become 206 as they grow older... This is the most basic knowledge about human bones, but most people don't know it. It is difficult for ordinary people to know more about their own bodies. 5%.
Ning Beishang and Shen Cheng's understanding of the human body is more than 5%, because they are doctors.
Ning Beishang is in orthopedics, and Shen Cheng is currently rotating in the obstetrics department.
Because doctors who can't lift their thigh bones can't survive in orthopedics, they have to choose their bodies before entering the orthopedics department. Most of them are burly men inside, who can lift, carry, saw and chisel.Ning Beishang is no exception. He has been in the orthopedics department for three years, and he has never had a doctor come to his door. The doctors in the field are also dizzy. The doctors in this department have been dealing with axes, chisels, hammers, saws, and drills all year round, and the nurses can remove people's jaws with one hand.
As for Shen Cheng, there is nothing special about him, he belongs to the kind that doctors are willing to challenge.
Shen Cheng and Ning Beishang are in a parasitic relationship, and Ning Beishang is the host.
We know that in the parasitic relationship in nature, some terrible parasites will release a special protein to forcibly change the behavior of the host, such as making insects that are afraid of water jump directly into the water, and making snails that like to hide in the shade Exposed to sunlight and the sight of birds, this was the case with Dr. Shen and Dr. Ning.
Shen Chengbai lives in Ning Beishang's house, but he doesn't cook, wash dishes, wash clothes, clean, or tidy up the room. After work, he stretches out his clothes for clothes and opens his mouth for food, and spends most of his time lying on the sofa and playing games.Ning Bei went to work and took care of the housework, and was forced to change his rest time to Thursday, because Shen Cheng had a rest that day, and he expressed that he wanted to eat something delicious and make up for it every week.
But one thing is for sure, Ning Bei has a housewife's heart that doesn't match his appearance at all. He is good at cooking, far better than many professional chefs.So every Thursday has become a gathering day for their group of small residents, such as Dr. Xiao Jiang from the emergency room, Dr. Xiao Song from the Cardiac Surgery Department, Dr. Zhu from the Department of Hepatobiliary and Pancreatic Surgery, and Dr. Xiao Fang from the Department of Urology... They all took their rest day to day. The day was adjusted to Thursday.
*First Thursday in August*
At nine o'clock in the morning, Shen Cheng moved a stool and sat behind the door, and greeted everyone who came in with a "warm heart": "Shameless."
"brazen."
"I know how to eat."
Indulging in appetite hurts the body. "
Fang Jinghua, the fourth female urologist who entered the door, retorted: "Shen Cheng, Ning Beishang was not raised by your family. Why can't we if you can eat?"
Shen Cheng said: "You're talking the other way around. First, I was raised by his family; second, I'm not a loafer, I eat his food as a matter of course; third, I have worked continuously for 36 hours, and it's only just eight o'clock. After the night shift, instead of rushing to sleep, you should be honored to come to greet you."
"Senior Brother Shen, you're right, Fang Jinghua, you just don't know your position!" The first three little doctors who entered the door and were already playing games on the sofa said in unison.
Shen Cheng said: "You have to pay food expenses even if you flatter, it's two hundred per person per month."
Holding 200 yuan in hand, Fang Jinghua said suspiciously: "Shen Cheng, are you sure that you will pay Ning Beishang all the food expenses you collect every month?"
"Sure." Shen Cheng took the money and said, "You have made Ning Beishang poor, and I have to follow Kong Kong, and tell me—to love Ning Beishang like your own eyes."
The three little doctors on the sofa expressed their opinions at the same time again: "I love my eyes, I love Ning Beishang!
Fang Jinghua asked: "Where is Ning Bei going?"
"I went grocery shopping." Shen Cheng yawned and went back to his room to sleep.
As third-year residents, Shen Cheng and Ning Beishang hardly had any spare time.
The working hours are from 15:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, and they arrive at work [-] minutes earlier. In most cases, there are operations every day, and lunch is often delayed until [-]:[-] pm.
I work night shift once every three days, and the working hours are just reversed. From 15:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am, I still need to arrive at work [-] minutes earlier.
There is one day off per week, but no rest is guaranteed.
If the night shift takes up the rest time, such as today, then I am sorry, I will take it.
Ning Bei went to the night shift at [-] o'clock in the morning, but he was luckier than Shen Cheng. Last night, Shen Cheng guarded a pregnant woman who was in poor condition. He didn't dare to close his eyes for more than ten hours, and finally had an emergency operation.
Ning Bei went to the middle of the night but did not encounter any emergencies, and slept soundly for four or five hours.
More than half an hour later, Ning Beishang came back from the vegetable market with vegetables in one hand and a huge silver carp head in the other.
Silver carp is also called fat head fish. This kind of fish has a big and strong body, and the essence of the whole body is on the head. A head can often grow to a weight of three or four catties. Whether it is braised in brown sauce or stewed in soup, it is very delicious, but the fish is relatively inferior.
He asked the diners lying all over the floor: "Do you want the fish head braised in soy sauce, chopped peppers, or boiled in soup?"
Fang Jinghua said: "Chop pepper!"
The other three said that what they said didn't count and they had to ask Senior Brother Shen for instructions, but no one dared to knock on the door now.
"Then chop the peppers." Ning Beishang said, "Shen Cheng and Jinghua have similar tastes."
No matter how many people come to eat, he only cooks four dishes and one soup. The four dishes are two meat and two vegetables. The soup is sometimes meat soup and sometimes vegetarian soup.
Ning Beishang asked for everyone's opinions, then went to the kitchen to process the fish heads, and Fang Jinghua followed to choose dishes.
After a while, Ning Beishang came out with his sleeves rolled up, and the three people on the sofa hurriedly dropped their game controllers to grab mops and rags.This is also the rule set by Shen Cheng: In addition to paying food expenses, you can also work hard for food, and those who don't abide by it will be "beaten to death" on the spot.
Ning Beishang looked at their sweaty backs with satisfaction, and then took out his unique secret recipe - pickled pepper sauce from the refrigerator.He made this by himself more than a month ago. The fermentation is perfect and the color is bright red. It is a perfect match for the fish head.
Ningbei’s fried fish head with chopped peppers pays attention to the fusion of five flavors: first put lard in the pot and heat it up, then put scallions and ginger slices to fry until fragrant, add water or broth, then put the fish head in and cook it, and remove it when it is cooked , and then started to fry the toppings, scallions, ginger slices, garlic flowers, tempeh, pepper, sansho pepper, red oil, salt... mixed perfectly under the precise touch of Ningbei Shang orthopedic surgeon, it became a marinade that lights up the soul of the fish head, and finally Garnish with a little green coriander.
When the fish head came out of the pot, the three people who cleaned the house said with emotion, "It's delicious", "It's delicious", and "I count on Ning Dada's meal every week to live."
Ning Da immediately cooked whitebait eggs, tiger skin eggplant, stir-fried celery and mussel tofu soup at a very fast speed.
Dinner was officially started at twelve o'clock, and Ning Dacai went to invite the person sitting at the top of the food chain after the bowls, chopsticks and spoons were put on the table.
Shen Cheng turned the temperature of the air conditioner on extremely low, and then slept wrapped in a thin quilt.
Ning Beishang asked, "Aren't you cold?"
"This is the temperature in our operating room, and I'm used to it." Shen Cheng said, "Besides, I pay the utility bills, and I can turn on the air conditioner as much as I want."
"Okay, let's go out and eat." Ning Beishang said.
Shen Cheng had no appetite, so he stopped eating after moving his chopsticks a few times, but drank the soup slowly.The rest of the food lovers were very happy to see him lose their appetite, and divided up the dishes at a very fast speed.
Fang Jinghua asked Shen Cheng: "What happened when you were on the night shift?"
Shen Cheng said: "It's okay, it's just that she couldn't give birth and had an autopsy, but the mother's family members were very uncooperative and insisted that she give birth by herself in order to have a second child in a short period of time. Later, the fetal heart rate dropped to only [-] or [-]." I was so angry that I pressed their necks and signed the consent form for the operation.
Fang Jinghua said: "Isn't this kind of thing happening every month?"
"Yes." Shen Cheng said, "Jinghua, although the ultimate purpose of life is to reproduce, people can live without following their own instincts. Only you here can experience the process of pregnancy and childbirth, but I hope you don't suffer from this. Asshole, at least don't lie on my operating table.
Fang Jinghua said: "I want to give birth."
Shen Cheng said: "Okay, then you can manually intervene to give birth to a child, don't find a man to give birth, or if you enter the delivery room with your front foot, I will stab your family members to death one by one, lest they take the lead to decide your life or death."
Fang Jinghua said: "Eat as you eat, and talk about whether you will die or not."
Doctor Xiao Jiang from the emergency room took over the conversation and said, "Let's talk, isn't our daily life just about life and death? I see more dead people in one day than many people in their lifetime."
"Eat fish." Ning Beishang cut off their conversation concisely.
"You guys eat, I'll drink the soup." Shen Cheng said.
More than half of the fish heads with chopped peppers had been wiped out, and Dr. Song from the Department of Cardiology was the most active.
The fish head tastes slightly sour because of the chili sauce, but the sourness is just right.Although it is spicy, it is mildly spicy and not overwhelming.The aroma of spices and the umami of the fish are naturally blended together. The fish meat is like marinated tofu mixed with a little silken tofu, so tender and smooth.
Doctor Xiao Song scraped the last bit of chopped pepper into his mouth, then supported his forehead and said, "I am full of tears, I love you deeply, Senior Brother Ning."
"I think you are hot"
Shen Cheng said indifferently, "How can anyone eat fish head with chopped peppers and drink marinade?"
After eating, Fang Jinghua washed the dishes and went to watch a movie alone, the other three stayed to play games with Shen Cheng, and Ning Beishang could finally go back to his room to catch up on sleep.
They are a group of people who have no time, no energy, and no financial basis to fall in love. They are basically resident doctors, and they are all PhD candidates. It is not their turn to take the exam for attending physicians.Ning Beishang is a little better, he has finished his Ph.D.Shen Cheng is also a little better, he relies on his face to make a living, he is a caring person for women and a good friend for pregnant women.
Others, such as Xiao Jiang in the emergency room, spend half of their time on dying patients and half on medical trouble.
Xiao Song from the Cardiac Surgery Department encounters high-risk surgeries all day long, and he has to be witnessed by a third-party lawyer before he dares to get someone to sign.
Xiao Zhu from the Department of Hepatobiliary and Pancreatic Surgery loves every gallstone patient, because it is the mildest disease for them.
*Second Thursday in August*
At seven o'clock in the morning, Ning Bei went out to buy vegetables.
At a quarter past seven, Shen Cheng got up, brushed his teeth, didn't wash his face, comb his hair, or eat breakfast, and lay on the sofa playing games in his pajamas.He actually didn't want to get up so early, but with his biological clock, he couldn't fall asleep even if he wanted to sleep in.
At eight o'clock, diners began to knock on the door. After Shen Cheng opened the door for the first one, he didn't care about the others. Fortunately, the first person to enter was Qian Dawei, a junior orthopedic surgeon from Ning Beishang. Food expenses, very suitable as a welcome guest.
The rules of their dinner party are like this, one person is [-] per month, and it is best to eat by yourself every Thursday. If you don’t have time to come, then the extra money is right to supplement nutrition for the brothers.
Cengfan people arrived one after another, and they were not surprised by Shen Cheng's laziness, so they lay down on the ground when they arrived.
Shen Cheng sighed and said, "Want to eat for nothing? Everyone go clean up."
Xiao Jiang from the emergency room said: "Brother Shen, if Lao Ning is not here, don't rush us, okay? It's a rare day off, let us take a break. Especially me, do you know how many times I have to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation every day?"
Shen Cheng stared at the screen and said, "I don't know, I don't care."
Xiao Jiang said angrily: "Sooner or later, it will be your turn to go to the emergency room!"
Obviously Shen Cheng set the rule of "exchanging labor for food", but the real executor is Ning Beishang. If he is not at home, no one is willing to move.It was as if there was a kind of laziness radiating from Shen Cheng, and Ning Beishang was the defense net, the kind made of lead.As soon as the protective net is removed, the radiation penetrates into every hole and penetrates into the blood and bone marrow.
Fang Jinghua couldn't stand their point the most, and complained as soon as he entered the door: "What's the matter with you? You can't take out the trash at home with so many people? Shen Cheng, this is your home. Are you so not afraid of getting dirty?"
Shen Cheng smiled and said, "I didn't choose obstetrics and gynecology because I was afraid of being dirty, Xiao Jiang?"
Xiao Jiang said yes, obstetrics and gynecology, anorectal, people who are afraid of dirty can not go.
Shen Cheng said: "Jinghua, good girl, go and help me dry the clothes in the washing machine. Ning Bei washed it all morning, so it should be finished."
Fang Jinghua gave him a hard look, and went to the balcony to dry the clothes.
After the sixth diner entered, Shen Cheng started calling Ning Beishang: "Beishang, something is wrong."
Ning Beishang said, "What?"
Shen Cheng said, "There are a lot of locusts today."
"How many?" Ning Beishang asked.
"Including you and me, eight." Shen Cheng said.
Ning Beishang smiled and said, "I'll be right back." He hung up the phone.
Shen Cheng jumped up from the sofa, commanding: "Hurry up, Ning Beishang is back, you should do what you should do, and do what you should do."
"What's for dinner today?" Xiao Zhu from the Department of Hepatobiliary and Pancreatic Surgery asked him.
"Meat," he said emphatically.
Shen Cheng doesn't like meat, but maybe it's because he usually consumes too much, no matter how much he eats, he doesn't lose weight.
To use an analogy: He ate a catty of fat at noon today, and he seemed to be a little fat, but tomorrow, six operations from morning to night will beat him back to his original shape.
His mentor is a young chief physician in his 40s, an idol in the obstetrics department, and is highly sought after. In addition to the chief director, he occupies the most beds in the obstetrics department.It is normal for this immortal to perform six caesarean sections per day, and sometimes four in one morning. His subordinates have to hurry up to drink saliva, and it is considered early to have lunch before two o'clock.
Shen Cheng didn't know whether it was lucky or unlucky to keep up with such a high-spirited teacher.
Fortunately, he may have several times more opportunities to stand on the operating table than others, and he also has more opportunities to practice his hands, such as suturing wounds, instead of just poking around as an assistant.Unfortunately, he is also several times more tired than others.
Ning Beishang's teacher is much gentler. Orthopedics is hard work, but he is tough and tender.
Just after nine o'clock, Ning Beishang came back, and he bought a lot of meat, and it was pork ribs and pork belly. Xiaojiang and the others greeted him happily.
"Is it braised pork?" Xiao Zhu asked excitedly.
"Sufu meat." Ning Beishang replied.
Fermented bean curd meat, Dongpo meat, wine-flavored meat, tiger skin meat, buckwheat meat, cherry meat... To put it bluntly, they are all braised pork, and they remain the same.The celebrity who loves meat the most in history is Su Dongpo. He even wrote an ode to pork.
Don't rush him when he is mature, he will be beautiful when the heat is full.
Huangzhou's good pork is as cheap as dirt.
The rich will not eat, the poor will not cook.
Wake up to play two bowls in the morning, and I'm so full that I don't care about it.
In fact, this is a recipe for braised pork. It’s about simmering over a slow fire, about using less water, and about not worrying about it. The key is that people get up to two bowls every morning. It can be seen that the old man’s blood lipids should be high when he passed away...
Ningbeishang’s fermented bean curd meat is slightly more complicated than braised pork, using fermented bean curd and red yeast rice, but the key is the heat.He kept watching from the side of the pot while the meat was cooking and collecting the juice, so the work of choosing and washing vegetables was naturally handed over to Fang Jinghua.
Fang Jinghua's personality is indescribable, half of which is extremely meticulous and has a cleanliness habit; When she checks you, if you are slow to take off your pants slowly, she will get mad.
After the fermented bean curd meat was cooked, Ning Beishang took out the roast duck again.The roast duck was bought at the stewed vegetable shop, because there were so many people, he bought two whole ones.Fang Jinghua helped him, put the thin noodle cakes on plates, dipped them in sauce and put them on small plates.He had to add more shredded shallots, but Ning Beishang, who was doing the shredded onions, did not let Fang Jinghua do it, but instead arrested Shen Cheng.
Shen Cheng grabbed the game controller and refused to let it go, and said, "Oh, what kind of knife skills does my family pay attention to when eating, and I'm not good at knife skills. Xiao Song from the heart surgery department is here."
Ning Beishang said: "I'll let you taste what it's like to go to the vegetable market in summer and get into the fire in the kitchen."
Shen Cheng saw that he was naked like a pig, and his back was covered with beads of sweat, so he was too embarrassed to play tricks any more, so he had to wash his hands and chop the onions.
The kitchen area was small. With Shen Cheng squeezed in and the tall Ning Beishang, Fang Jinghua had no place to stay. She happily went out to blow on the air conditioner.
After chopping the shallots, Shen Cheng was dragged to chop the loofah and lotus root, and then he was released profusely in sweat.
He said to Xiao Jiang in the emergency room who was gloating: "I am suffering, bring me water quickly."
Xiao Jiang then poured him a cup of scalding hot water.
"You..." He pushed Xiaojiang's hand away, and lay back on the sofa feeling overwhelmed. Dinner was served at twelve o'clock at noon, and eight people surrounded the small table, and he didn't know who yelled, "Let's eat." ", everyone rushed forward and put the red and attractive fermented bean curd meat into the bowl.
Shen Cheng said angrily: "Bastard! Arrogant! Ning Bei went to cook the dishes in the scorching heat, no matter what, let me move the chopsticks first!"
Others ignored him, buried their heads in eating meat, and the wind swept away.
Generally speaking, the simpler the dish, the more the skill of the chef will be tested.Tofu soup is simple, but Yangzhou Wensi tofu is a black hole in the culinary world.Braised pork is also simple, but top chefs may overturn the boat in the gutter and burn the meat too old.
The fermented bean curd meat that Ning Beishang carefully stewed for a whole morning is fat but not greasy, soft in the mouth, and the aroma of southern milk is strong. The biggest problem is that it is not enough to eat-the whole four catties of pork rib meat, everyone can finish it in one meal, Fang Jinghua He also complained that he only ate two yuan.
"Two yuan is enough, the girls don't eat so much fat." Shen Cheng comforted her in a low voice, and then pointed to Qian Dawei, a senior orthopedic fellow: "You are not allowed to come next week."
With his mouth full, Qian Dawei said, "Huh? Why?"
Shen Cheng said, "Because you have to eat for three."
Qian Dawei swallowed the meat in his mouth, took another roast duck thigh, turned to Ning Beishang pleadingly and said, "Brother, I want to come next week."
Ning Beishang said, "You won't be able to come next week. You and Lu Li are taking a break today, right? It's his turn next week."
Qian Dawei shed unwilling tears.
"Lu Li can't do it either!" Shen Cheng and others objected fiercely, "He is over 1.9 meters tall, and he also likes to exercise. He can eat better than Qian Dawei!"
Shen Cheng sat down and said, "Xiao Zhu, Xiao Jiang, Xiao Song, Xiao Ma, Xiao Fang, we are all ready to intercept and kill Lu Li next Thursday."
Xiao Zhu, Xiao Jiang, Xiao Song, and Xiao Ma said "OK!"
Fang Jinghua said coldly: "Shen Cheng, you have to have a conscience, your online game account is all Lu Li helping you practice."
"Oh." Shen Cheng said, "Then welcome Lu Li, a warm welcome."
Qian Dawei wept on the table in jealousy, and stretched out his hand to the other duck leg by the way.
After drinking and eating, everyone cast lots to decide who would wash the dishes. Unfortunately, Xiao Zhu, a hepatobiliary and pancreatic surgeon, was caught and was thrown into the kitchen crying.The others gradually dispersed, and finally only Fang Jinghua was left.
Dr. Fang lives in the same community as them, and the front and back buildings are less than 50 meters away in a straight line.
This girl studied so much that she didn't even have a female friend, so she had to hang out with Shen Chengning Beishang, which made her look more and more like a hero.
Fang Jinghua saw that Shen Cheng was lying down after eating just now, and said dissatisfiedly, "You should do some exercise anyway, do some fucking, otherwise you will grow a circle of flesh around your waist."
Shen Cheng said: "With Ning Beishang around, I can't exercise."
"Why?" Fang Jinghua asked.
"Look if you don't believe me." Shen Cheng jumped off the sofa and stood up, then squatted down.
Two seconds later, I heard Ning Beishang say while making tea: "Shen Cheng, don't squat, protect your knees."
Shen Cheng blinked at Fang Jinghua, then changed his movements.
"Don't twist your waist like this." Ning Beishang said again, "It will damage the spine.
Shen Cheng changed his movements again, this time Ning Beishang got angry and said, "I told you not to gait!"
Shen Cheng lay back on the sofa, patted his knees and said, "If you have an orthopedic doctor at home, you will hurt your knees, so why don't you do anything."
Fang Jinghua said: "Cut, you tofu boy."
Shen Cheng raised his head and asked Ning Beishang: "Hey, you said that standing on the edge of the operating table for seven or eight hours a day like me, will it hurt your knees?"
"I hurt my leg." Ning Beishang said, "Remember to put on medical elastic stockings to prevent varicose veins at a young age."
Fang Jinghua scratched his chin and said, "I have never had such a long-term operation. How many penis have been cut upside down. Lao Ning, how many hours did the biggest operation you encountered?"
"Ten hours." Ning Beishang said, "You must not ask the guy in the cardiac surgery department this question, he will cry on the spot."
*Third Thursday in August*
Today, the city was affected by a typhoon, the wind was strong enough to overturn the billboards, and the torrential rain made it impossible for people who lived a little further away to come to the dinner. Only Fang Jinghua, who lives in the same community, arrived.
Due to the heavy rain, Ning Beishang was unable to go out to buy groceries, so Fang Jinghua said, "Can I clean up the stock in the refrigerator today?"
Fang Jinghua said: "Okay, I'm not picky about food, I can eat whatever I want."
She went to the balcony and lifted the lid of the washing machine. Seeing that Shen Cheng's changed clothes were not inside, she asked, "Lao Ning, where is your family?"
Ning Beishang said, "He's sleeping."
"Did he change his clothes yesterday?"
"The clothes are in his room." Ning Beishang said, "When he came back yesterday, his head was drooping, and he fell asleep after drinking a bowl of mung bean soup for dinner. I asked him to get up and take a shower. He said he was tired and wanted to wash it in the morning."
"Why?" Fang Jinghua asked, "He was scolded by the teacher?"
Ning Beishang said, "I guess he is really tired. His teacher likes him very much and never scolds him."
"Fart!" Shen Cheng poked his head out of the room suddenly, "For what he did to me, he might as well scold me!"
Fang Jinghua asked: "What happened to him?"
Shen Cheng said, "Wait a minute, I'll take a shower first."
As he said that, he went to the shower room, and then threw out the dirty clothes. Ning Beishang naturally picked up the clothes and put them into the washing machine.
Fang Jinghua said: "Lao Ning, why do you always treat yourself like a maid."
"No." Ning Beishang said.
Shen Cheng came out after a while, wiped his hair with a dry towel, took a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and drank it, then sat on his sofa throne, and said: "I almost fainted when I stood on the operating table yesterday. "
Before Fang Jinghua could react, Ning Beishang asked knowingly, "Did you not eat breakfast?"
"Oh." Shen Cheng said, "To put it bluntly, I'm still not good."
Because Ning Bei was on the night shift with someone, he couldn't wake him up yesterday, and for some reason, his alarm clock was broken, so he slept until [-]:[-] and didn't wake up.
Seven forty-five is the doctor's on-duty time, and if it's over eight, it's definitely late. Shen Cheng rushed to the hospital in a hurry. On the way, he had time to buy breakfast, but he didn't have time to eat.In fact, it only took him ten seconds to swallow an egg, but he didn't even take ten seconds out. His chief obstetrician and divine mentor (hereinafter referred to as "Master") urged him to go to the operating table in a hurry. Busy on the stage, the first patient is a critical patient: emergency termination of pregnancy, second child, first child caesarean section, dangerous placenta previa, highly suspected placenta accreta, it is a miracle that she survived for more than 45 weeks of pregnancy.Doctors from neonatology, urology, interventional, anesthesiology, ICU and many other departments are also waiting in the operating room.
Later, when it was cut out, it turned out that the placenta had accreted, and the placenta had passed through the uterus and grown together with the bladder.During the peeling, the wound surface was bleeding violently, and the bleeding could not be stopped even after changing N methods, and the blood transfusion volume was nearly [-] milliliters.Dozens of people spent... I don't know how long it took to revive her. In short, they entered the operating room at [-]:[-] in the morning and waited out of the operating room. Shen Cheng looked up and saw that it was almost [-]:[-] in the afternoon.
He didn't feel it on stage, but he felt hungry and thirsty when he got off the stage.
His master didn't feel tired as if he had been beaten, he followed behind his buttocks and urged: "Cheng! Cheng, go to eat quickly, there is another one after eating!"
Shen Cheng said, "Wait, I'll drink some water first."
The two went to eat, and Shen Cheng drank a bottle of mineral water on the way.In the rest room, the box lunch that the nurse gave them was already cold.The master didn't care, and just ate it.After taking a mouthful, Shen Cheng spat it out, splashing all over the floor together with the water he drank earlier.
Master asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"It's okay..." Shen Cheng covered his mouth and said, "For some reason, I feel uncomfortable when I smell the chicken legs."
Master said: "Cheng, you don't even like chicken legs anymore, are you tired of the world?"
Shen Cheng stood up to look for a mop, and the little nurse rushed in and said, "I'll do it, you can eat at ease!"
In fact, there is nothing to clean up on the ground, basically all clear water.
Shen Cheng said, "Master, my stomach feels uncomfortable."
His master also came from a resident doctor and knew this situation very well, so he said in a rambling manner: "I told you to eat breakfast, especially on the operation day, no matter how bad you are, you have to eat an egg, and you have to eat dried meat." Yes, you can’t drink porridge, lest you have to pee all the time on the operating table..."
Shen Cheng pushed the lunch box away a little and said, "No, I really can't smell this smell, and I'd feel like throwing up after smelling it."
You can't eat it, or your blood sugar will be too low. "The master said, "Under normal circumstances, I would suggest that you go to the pharmacy to drink two bags of glucose solution, but there will be surgery later, so you can't drink that much. Wait, I have a solution." "
As he spoke, he made a phone call. Two minutes later, the head nurse came in with a smile, holding a large bar of chocolates in his hand.
"Doctor Shen." The head nurse said with a smile, "This is the imported chocolate left by the mother."
His master said, "Eat it, Cheng. You can see how sincere the foreigners are, and the chocolate is so huge."
Shen Cheng said, "Men, I don't like chocolate."
His master said, "Hurry up and eat to replenish your energy."
……
Hearing this, Fang Jinghua interrupted Shen Cheng and said, "Your teacher didn't do anything excessive, is it wrong to ask you to replenish energy?"
Shen Cheng said, "For the next 15 minutes, he forced me to eat a bar of chocolate."
"How much is a plate?"
"500 grams." Ning Beishang answered for Shen Cheng.
Fang Jinghua took a breath and said, "Did you eat a catty of chocolate yesterday?"
I ate all my life's worth of chocolate yesterday. "Shen Cheng collapsed on the sofa.
"How do you feel?" Fang Jinghua asked.
Shen Cheng sighed, "I want to die."
Fang Jinghua said: "Your teacher must have very high expectations of you, right?"
Shen Cheng buried his head in the sofa cushion without saying a word.
Ning Beishang patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, he raised his head and said to Fang Jinghua, "I have hated sweets since I was a child, especially chocolate."
Fang Jinghua said: "There are too many problems in this matter, and I don't know how to comfort you. Fortunately, you are not hungry for the next operation."
Shen Cheng sighed and said, "Not only am I not hungry, but I am also agitated and sensitive. When I took the baby out of the mother's womb, I burst into tears. The second assistant Wang Xiaoyun asked me if I was the baby's real father."
"The past is unbearable." He turned to Ning Beishang and asked, "What are you eating today?"
Ning Beishang said, "There are only wontons in the refrigerator, how about fried wontons?"
Shen Cheng nodded and said, "Eat it, as long as it's not sweet."
There is a cosmic truth as follows: Stuffed things taste better fried than boiled.Fried wontons, fried dumplings, Xiaolong fried buns, pancakes, fried leek boxes... are all delicacies that can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys.It is said that in the Han Dynasty, there was a tradition of eating wontons in the Jiangnan area every summer solstice. Of course, there are many people who eat them.Some people want a bowl of wontons for breakfast every day, but noodles will not work.
To fry wontons, use vegetable oil. Fry slowly over a low heat until one side is golden and the other side is slightly yellow. When appropriate, add a little water, so that it will be tough and crispy in the mouth, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, delicious and fragrant. Replace it with salad oil No, the color will not look good after frying.It doesn't work if the fire is too big, it is easy to burn.
It's complicated to say, but it's actually three to five minutes for experienced hands.Ning Bei went into the kitchen at 5 o'clock, and at 11:30, two large plates of fried wontons were brought out. By the way, he also made a refreshing baby vegetable soup with small meatballs.
The three of them sat side by side on the sofa with wonton plates and soup bowls, and turned on the TV to watch the news, which was all about the typhoon.
Fang Jinghua suddenly said without thinking: "If I don't become a doctor, I will open a snack bar and hire Lao Ning as a chef. It will definitely make more money than being a doctor."
Ning Bei smiled.
Shen Cheng said: "He won't be a chef, he has to be a carpenter, so at least he doesn't have to change his career, and he still uses the same set of axes, hammers, knives, and saws."
Fang Jinghua asked: "Shen Cheng, what are you going to do if you don't become a doctor?"
Shen Cheng lowered his head, took a sip of the soup and said, "Is there a need to ask? Of course it's to beg for food."
Fang Jinghua gave him a blank look.
Shen Cheng said: "When the time comes, I will lie down under the bridge hole. Passers-by will come and go. Seeing my demeanor, I must think: This son who is so immortal is still here to be a beggar. He must have a story. Then I can tell them about my mental journey, telling the story of my five-year undergraduate course, three-year master’s degree, three-year Ph.D., and three-year standardized training, all the way overcoming difficulties and climbing bravely, and then being forced to eat chocolate.”
Fang Jinghua said to Ning Beishang: "It seems that he has a deep resentment towards his teacher..."
Ning Beishang said, "Don't worry, there is no overnight feud between the two of them."
At this time, Shen Cheng's master suddenly called and said, "Cheng, you have an operation tomorrow, so don't be late, otherwise I will punish you, and I won't let you go when you take the attending physician exam." .”
Shen Cheng said dumbly: "Understood."
His master said: "Your tone seems a little impatient. Don't be ignorant of your blessings. I can tell you more in a day than I can tell your teacher's wife in a year."
Shen Cheng said: "Teacher, you have to clarify a concept - since that lady resolutely divorced you, I no longer have a teacher's wife."
Ning Beishang and Fang Jinghua whispered, "It seems this is an overnight feud."
The mentor hung up the phone angrily.
He will ignore you for at least half an hour tomorrow, Ning Beishang said.
"I don't want to talk to him either." Shen Cheng stuffed a wonton into his mouth.
The three of them continued to watch the news while eating. The news changed the topic and talked about the application for a second child.
Shen Cheng said: "It doesn't matter how many babies you have. I hope you can keep your mouth shut and supplement folic acid in an appropriate amount. Don't eat Hesai indiscriminately. Please be considerate of the doctor's feeling that all the ten centimeters are full of fat."
Ning Beishang laughed a few times, Fang Jinghua also wanted to participate in this topic, and said, "Hey, I met a patient last time, he was Yin..."
"Stop!" Shen Cheng said, "I'm eating, so don't bring it to the dinner table to talk about your urology problems.
Fang Jinghua said unconvinced: "Your department is also looking at Xiasanlu!"
Shen Cheng said: "Girl, do you know why I chose obstetrics? Because my mother passed away due to obstetric complications, and I wanted to save more patients like her. Why did you choose urology? Your father died because of prostatitis." of?"
Fang Jinghua slammed the bowl and said, "My dad is still alive!"
"Eat well, don't argue." Ning Beishang finally spoke, "You don't mind being annoyed every day."
Fang Jinghua pointed at Shen Cheng angrily and said, "Old Ning, beat him up!"
"I know." Ning Beishang said, "Eat what's in your bowl. No one is allowed to speak for five minutes."
*[-]th Thursday in August*
Ning Bei went to work very hard today. He cooked a table meal at noon and made another meal in the evening.At noon, Xiaozhu, Xiaojiang, and Xiaofang eat, and in the evening there is a special orthopedic session. Those tall, strong, stuffy, and shameless people will come.The ordinary four dishes and one soup couldn't get rid of them, so Ning Beishang moved out the electric hot pot.
To eat hot pot, you need to prepare ingredients, so Shen Cheng was forced to go shopping in the supermarket for two hours. The specific situation was that Ning Beishang was picking food in front, and he followed behind pushing the shopping cart step by step.
Going to the supermarket ranks third among the daily chores Shen Cheng hates deeply, the top two being shopping malls and vegetable markets.he is super
Ning Beishang and Shen Cheng's understanding of the human body is more than 5%, because they are doctors.
Ning Beishang is in orthopedics, and Shen Cheng is currently rotating in the obstetrics department.
Because doctors who can't lift their thigh bones can't survive in orthopedics, they have to choose their bodies before entering the orthopedics department. Most of them are burly men inside, who can lift, carry, saw and chisel.Ning Beishang is no exception. He has been in the orthopedics department for three years, and he has never had a doctor come to his door. The doctors in the field are also dizzy. The doctors in this department have been dealing with axes, chisels, hammers, saws, and drills all year round, and the nurses can remove people's jaws with one hand.
As for Shen Cheng, there is nothing special about him, he belongs to the kind that doctors are willing to challenge.
Shen Cheng and Ning Beishang are in a parasitic relationship, and Ning Beishang is the host.
We know that in the parasitic relationship in nature, some terrible parasites will release a special protein to forcibly change the behavior of the host, such as making insects that are afraid of water jump directly into the water, and making snails that like to hide in the shade Exposed to sunlight and the sight of birds, this was the case with Dr. Shen and Dr. Ning.
Shen Chengbai lives in Ning Beishang's house, but he doesn't cook, wash dishes, wash clothes, clean, or tidy up the room. After work, he stretches out his clothes for clothes and opens his mouth for food, and spends most of his time lying on the sofa and playing games.Ning Bei went to work and took care of the housework, and was forced to change his rest time to Thursday, because Shen Cheng had a rest that day, and he expressed that he wanted to eat something delicious and make up for it every week.
But one thing is for sure, Ning Bei has a housewife's heart that doesn't match his appearance at all. He is good at cooking, far better than many professional chefs.So every Thursday has become a gathering day for their group of small residents, such as Dr. Xiao Jiang from the emergency room, Dr. Xiao Song from the Cardiac Surgery Department, Dr. Zhu from the Department of Hepatobiliary and Pancreatic Surgery, and Dr. Xiao Fang from the Department of Urology... They all took their rest day to day. The day was adjusted to Thursday.
*First Thursday in August*
At nine o'clock in the morning, Shen Cheng moved a stool and sat behind the door, and greeted everyone who came in with a "warm heart": "Shameless."
"brazen."
"I know how to eat."
Indulging in appetite hurts the body. "
Fang Jinghua, the fourth female urologist who entered the door, retorted: "Shen Cheng, Ning Beishang was not raised by your family. Why can't we if you can eat?"
Shen Cheng said: "You're talking the other way around. First, I was raised by his family; second, I'm not a loafer, I eat his food as a matter of course; third, I have worked continuously for 36 hours, and it's only just eight o'clock. After the night shift, instead of rushing to sleep, you should be honored to come to greet you."
"Senior Brother Shen, you're right, Fang Jinghua, you just don't know your position!" The first three little doctors who entered the door and were already playing games on the sofa said in unison.
Shen Cheng said: "You have to pay food expenses even if you flatter, it's two hundred per person per month."
Holding 200 yuan in hand, Fang Jinghua said suspiciously: "Shen Cheng, are you sure that you will pay Ning Beishang all the food expenses you collect every month?"
"Sure." Shen Cheng took the money and said, "You have made Ning Beishang poor, and I have to follow Kong Kong, and tell me—to love Ning Beishang like your own eyes."
The three little doctors on the sofa expressed their opinions at the same time again: "I love my eyes, I love Ning Beishang!
Fang Jinghua asked: "Where is Ning Bei going?"
"I went grocery shopping." Shen Cheng yawned and went back to his room to sleep.
As third-year residents, Shen Cheng and Ning Beishang hardly had any spare time.
The working hours are from 15:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, and they arrive at work [-] minutes earlier. In most cases, there are operations every day, and lunch is often delayed until [-]:[-] pm.
I work night shift once every three days, and the working hours are just reversed. From 15:[-] pm to [-]:[-] am, I still need to arrive at work [-] minutes earlier.
There is one day off per week, but no rest is guaranteed.
If the night shift takes up the rest time, such as today, then I am sorry, I will take it.
Ning Bei went to the night shift at [-] o'clock in the morning, but he was luckier than Shen Cheng. Last night, Shen Cheng guarded a pregnant woman who was in poor condition. He didn't dare to close his eyes for more than ten hours, and finally had an emergency operation.
Ning Bei went to the middle of the night but did not encounter any emergencies, and slept soundly for four or five hours.
More than half an hour later, Ning Beishang came back from the vegetable market with vegetables in one hand and a huge silver carp head in the other.
Silver carp is also called fat head fish. This kind of fish has a big and strong body, and the essence of the whole body is on the head. A head can often grow to a weight of three or four catties. Whether it is braised in brown sauce or stewed in soup, it is very delicious, but the fish is relatively inferior.
He asked the diners lying all over the floor: "Do you want the fish head braised in soy sauce, chopped peppers, or boiled in soup?"
Fang Jinghua said: "Chop pepper!"
The other three said that what they said didn't count and they had to ask Senior Brother Shen for instructions, but no one dared to knock on the door now.
"Then chop the peppers." Ning Beishang said, "Shen Cheng and Jinghua have similar tastes."
No matter how many people come to eat, he only cooks four dishes and one soup. The four dishes are two meat and two vegetables. The soup is sometimes meat soup and sometimes vegetarian soup.
Ning Beishang asked for everyone's opinions, then went to the kitchen to process the fish heads, and Fang Jinghua followed to choose dishes.
After a while, Ning Beishang came out with his sleeves rolled up, and the three people on the sofa hurriedly dropped their game controllers to grab mops and rags.This is also the rule set by Shen Cheng: In addition to paying food expenses, you can also work hard for food, and those who don't abide by it will be "beaten to death" on the spot.
Ning Beishang looked at their sweaty backs with satisfaction, and then took out his unique secret recipe - pickled pepper sauce from the refrigerator.He made this by himself more than a month ago. The fermentation is perfect and the color is bright red. It is a perfect match for the fish head.
Ningbei’s fried fish head with chopped peppers pays attention to the fusion of five flavors: first put lard in the pot and heat it up, then put scallions and ginger slices to fry until fragrant, add water or broth, then put the fish head in and cook it, and remove it when it is cooked , and then started to fry the toppings, scallions, ginger slices, garlic flowers, tempeh, pepper, sansho pepper, red oil, salt... mixed perfectly under the precise touch of Ningbei Shang orthopedic surgeon, it became a marinade that lights up the soul of the fish head, and finally Garnish with a little green coriander.
When the fish head came out of the pot, the three people who cleaned the house said with emotion, "It's delicious", "It's delicious", and "I count on Ning Dada's meal every week to live."
Ning Da immediately cooked whitebait eggs, tiger skin eggplant, stir-fried celery and mussel tofu soup at a very fast speed.
Dinner was officially started at twelve o'clock, and Ning Dacai went to invite the person sitting at the top of the food chain after the bowls, chopsticks and spoons were put on the table.
Shen Cheng turned the temperature of the air conditioner on extremely low, and then slept wrapped in a thin quilt.
Ning Beishang asked, "Aren't you cold?"
"This is the temperature in our operating room, and I'm used to it." Shen Cheng said, "Besides, I pay the utility bills, and I can turn on the air conditioner as much as I want."
"Okay, let's go out and eat." Ning Beishang said.
Shen Cheng had no appetite, so he stopped eating after moving his chopsticks a few times, but drank the soup slowly.The rest of the food lovers were very happy to see him lose their appetite, and divided up the dishes at a very fast speed.
Fang Jinghua asked Shen Cheng: "What happened when you were on the night shift?"
Shen Cheng said: "It's okay, it's just that she couldn't give birth and had an autopsy, but the mother's family members were very uncooperative and insisted that she give birth by herself in order to have a second child in a short period of time. Later, the fetal heart rate dropped to only [-] or [-]." I was so angry that I pressed their necks and signed the consent form for the operation.
Fang Jinghua said: "Isn't this kind of thing happening every month?"
"Yes." Shen Cheng said, "Jinghua, although the ultimate purpose of life is to reproduce, people can live without following their own instincts. Only you here can experience the process of pregnancy and childbirth, but I hope you don't suffer from this. Asshole, at least don't lie on my operating table.
Fang Jinghua said: "I want to give birth."
Shen Cheng said: "Okay, then you can manually intervene to give birth to a child, don't find a man to give birth, or if you enter the delivery room with your front foot, I will stab your family members to death one by one, lest they take the lead to decide your life or death."
Fang Jinghua said: "Eat as you eat, and talk about whether you will die or not."
Doctor Xiao Jiang from the emergency room took over the conversation and said, "Let's talk, isn't our daily life just about life and death? I see more dead people in one day than many people in their lifetime."
"Eat fish." Ning Beishang cut off their conversation concisely.
"You guys eat, I'll drink the soup." Shen Cheng said.
More than half of the fish heads with chopped peppers had been wiped out, and Dr. Song from the Department of Cardiology was the most active.
The fish head tastes slightly sour because of the chili sauce, but the sourness is just right.Although it is spicy, it is mildly spicy and not overwhelming.The aroma of spices and the umami of the fish are naturally blended together. The fish meat is like marinated tofu mixed with a little silken tofu, so tender and smooth.
Doctor Xiao Song scraped the last bit of chopped pepper into his mouth, then supported his forehead and said, "I am full of tears, I love you deeply, Senior Brother Ning."
"I think you are hot"
Shen Cheng said indifferently, "How can anyone eat fish head with chopped peppers and drink marinade?"
After eating, Fang Jinghua washed the dishes and went to watch a movie alone, the other three stayed to play games with Shen Cheng, and Ning Beishang could finally go back to his room to catch up on sleep.
They are a group of people who have no time, no energy, and no financial basis to fall in love. They are basically resident doctors, and they are all PhD candidates. It is not their turn to take the exam for attending physicians.Ning Beishang is a little better, he has finished his Ph.D.Shen Cheng is also a little better, he relies on his face to make a living, he is a caring person for women and a good friend for pregnant women.
Others, such as Xiao Jiang in the emergency room, spend half of their time on dying patients and half on medical trouble.
Xiao Song from the Cardiac Surgery Department encounters high-risk surgeries all day long, and he has to be witnessed by a third-party lawyer before he dares to get someone to sign.
Xiao Zhu from the Department of Hepatobiliary and Pancreatic Surgery loves every gallstone patient, because it is the mildest disease for them.
*Second Thursday in August*
At seven o'clock in the morning, Ning Bei went out to buy vegetables.
At a quarter past seven, Shen Cheng got up, brushed his teeth, didn't wash his face, comb his hair, or eat breakfast, and lay on the sofa playing games in his pajamas.He actually didn't want to get up so early, but with his biological clock, he couldn't fall asleep even if he wanted to sleep in.
At eight o'clock, diners began to knock on the door. After Shen Cheng opened the door for the first one, he didn't care about the others. Fortunately, the first person to enter was Qian Dawei, a junior orthopedic surgeon from Ning Beishang. Food expenses, very suitable as a welcome guest.
The rules of their dinner party are like this, one person is [-] per month, and it is best to eat by yourself every Thursday. If you don’t have time to come, then the extra money is right to supplement nutrition for the brothers.
Cengfan people arrived one after another, and they were not surprised by Shen Cheng's laziness, so they lay down on the ground when they arrived.
Shen Cheng sighed and said, "Want to eat for nothing? Everyone go clean up."
Xiao Jiang from the emergency room said: "Brother Shen, if Lao Ning is not here, don't rush us, okay? It's a rare day off, let us take a break. Especially me, do you know how many times I have to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation every day?"
Shen Cheng stared at the screen and said, "I don't know, I don't care."
Xiao Jiang said angrily: "Sooner or later, it will be your turn to go to the emergency room!"
Obviously Shen Cheng set the rule of "exchanging labor for food", but the real executor is Ning Beishang. If he is not at home, no one is willing to move.It was as if there was a kind of laziness radiating from Shen Cheng, and Ning Beishang was the defense net, the kind made of lead.As soon as the protective net is removed, the radiation penetrates into every hole and penetrates into the blood and bone marrow.
Fang Jinghua couldn't stand their point the most, and complained as soon as he entered the door: "What's the matter with you? You can't take out the trash at home with so many people? Shen Cheng, this is your home. Are you so not afraid of getting dirty?"
Shen Cheng smiled and said, "I didn't choose obstetrics and gynecology because I was afraid of being dirty, Xiao Jiang?"
Xiao Jiang said yes, obstetrics and gynecology, anorectal, people who are afraid of dirty can not go.
Shen Cheng said: "Jinghua, good girl, go and help me dry the clothes in the washing machine. Ning Bei washed it all morning, so it should be finished."
Fang Jinghua gave him a hard look, and went to the balcony to dry the clothes.
After the sixth diner entered, Shen Cheng started calling Ning Beishang: "Beishang, something is wrong."
Ning Beishang said, "What?"
Shen Cheng said, "There are a lot of locusts today."
"How many?" Ning Beishang asked.
"Including you and me, eight." Shen Cheng said.
Ning Beishang smiled and said, "I'll be right back." He hung up the phone.
Shen Cheng jumped up from the sofa, commanding: "Hurry up, Ning Beishang is back, you should do what you should do, and do what you should do."
"What's for dinner today?" Xiao Zhu from the Department of Hepatobiliary and Pancreatic Surgery asked him.
"Meat," he said emphatically.
Shen Cheng doesn't like meat, but maybe it's because he usually consumes too much, no matter how much he eats, he doesn't lose weight.
To use an analogy: He ate a catty of fat at noon today, and he seemed to be a little fat, but tomorrow, six operations from morning to night will beat him back to his original shape.
His mentor is a young chief physician in his 40s, an idol in the obstetrics department, and is highly sought after. In addition to the chief director, he occupies the most beds in the obstetrics department.It is normal for this immortal to perform six caesarean sections per day, and sometimes four in one morning. His subordinates have to hurry up to drink saliva, and it is considered early to have lunch before two o'clock.
Shen Cheng didn't know whether it was lucky or unlucky to keep up with such a high-spirited teacher.
Fortunately, he may have several times more opportunities to stand on the operating table than others, and he also has more opportunities to practice his hands, such as suturing wounds, instead of just poking around as an assistant.Unfortunately, he is also several times more tired than others.
Ning Beishang's teacher is much gentler. Orthopedics is hard work, but he is tough and tender.
Just after nine o'clock, Ning Beishang came back, and he bought a lot of meat, and it was pork ribs and pork belly. Xiaojiang and the others greeted him happily.
"Is it braised pork?" Xiao Zhu asked excitedly.
"Sufu meat." Ning Beishang replied.
Fermented bean curd meat, Dongpo meat, wine-flavored meat, tiger skin meat, buckwheat meat, cherry meat... To put it bluntly, they are all braised pork, and they remain the same.The celebrity who loves meat the most in history is Su Dongpo. He even wrote an ode to pork.
Don't rush him when he is mature, he will be beautiful when the heat is full.
Huangzhou's good pork is as cheap as dirt.
The rich will not eat, the poor will not cook.
Wake up to play two bowls in the morning, and I'm so full that I don't care about it.
In fact, this is a recipe for braised pork. It’s about simmering over a slow fire, about using less water, and about not worrying about it. The key is that people get up to two bowls every morning. It can be seen that the old man’s blood lipids should be high when he passed away...
Ningbeishang’s fermented bean curd meat is slightly more complicated than braised pork, using fermented bean curd and red yeast rice, but the key is the heat.He kept watching from the side of the pot while the meat was cooking and collecting the juice, so the work of choosing and washing vegetables was naturally handed over to Fang Jinghua.
Fang Jinghua's personality is indescribable, half of which is extremely meticulous and has a cleanliness habit; When she checks you, if you are slow to take off your pants slowly, she will get mad.
After the fermented bean curd meat was cooked, Ning Beishang took out the roast duck again.The roast duck was bought at the stewed vegetable shop, because there were so many people, he bought two whole ones.Fang Jinghua helped him, put the thin noodle cakes on plates, dipped them in sauce and put them on small plates.He had to add more shredded shallots, but Ning Beishang, who was doing the shredded onions, did not let Fang Jinghua do it, but instead arrested Shen Cheng.
Shen Cheng grabbed the game controller and refused to let it go, and said, "Oh, what kind of knife skills does my family pay attention to when eating, and I'm not good at knife skills. Xiao Song from the heart surgery department is here."
Ning Beishang said: "I'll let you taste what it's like to go to the vegetable market in summer and get into the fire in the kitchen."
Shen Cheng saw that he was naked like a pig, and his back was covered with beads of sweat, so he was too embarrassed to play tricks any more, so he had to wash his hands and chop the onions.
The kitchen area was small. With Shen Cheng squeezed in and the tall Ning Beishang, Fang Jinghua had no place to stay. She happily went out to blow on the air conditioner.
After chopping the shallots, Shen Cheng was dragged to chop the loofah and lotus root, and then he was released profusely in sweat.
He said to Xiao Jiang in the emergency room who was gloating: "I am suffering, bring me water quickly."
Xiao Jiang then poured him a cup of scalding hot water.
"You..." He pushed Xiaojiang's hand away, and lay back on the sofa feeling overwhelmed. Dinner was served at twelve o'clock at noon, and eight people surrounded the small table, and he didn't know who yelled, "Let's eat." ", everyone rushed forward and put the red and attractive fermented bean curd meat into the bowl.
Shen Cheng said angrily: "Bastard! Arrogant! Ning Bei went to cook the dishes in the scorching heat, no matter what, let me move the chopsticks first!"
Others ignored him, buried their heads in eating meat, and the wind swept away.
Generally speaking, the simpler the dish, the more the skill of the chef will be tested.Tofu soup is simple, but Yangzhou Wensi tofu is a black hole in the culinary world.Braised pork is also simple, but top chefs may overturn the boat in the gutter and burn the meat too old.
The fermented bean curd meat that Ning Beishang carefully stewed for a whole morning is fat but not greasy, soft in the mouth, and the aroma of southern milk is strong. The biggest problem is that it is not enough to eat-the whole four catties of pork rib meat, everyone can finish it in one meal, Fang Jinghua He also complained that he only ate two yuan.
"Two yuan is enough, the girls don't eat so much fat." Shen Cheng comforted her in a low voice, and then pointed to Qian Dawei, a senior orthopedic fellow: "You are not allowed to come next week."
With his mouth full, Qian Dawei said, "Huh? Why?"
Shen Cheng said, "Because you have to eat for three."
Qian Dawei swallowed the meat in his mouth, took another roast duck thigh, turned to Ning Beishang pleadingly and said, "Brother, I want to come next week."
Ning Beishang said, "You won't be able to come next week. You and Lu Li are taking a break today, right? It's his turn next week."
Qian Dawei shed unwilling tears.
"Lu Li can't do it either!" Shen Cheng and others objected fiercely, "He is over 1.9 meters tall, and he also likes to exercise. He can eat better than Qian Dawei!"
Shen Cheng sat down and said, "Xiao Zhu, Xiao Jiang, Xiao Song, Xiao Ma, Xiao Fang, we are all ready to intercept and kill Lu Li next Thursday."
Xiao Zhu, Xiao Jiang, Xiao Song, and Xiao Ma said "OK!"
Fang Jinghua said coldly: "Shen Cheng, you have to have a conscience, your online game account is all Lu Li helping you practice."
"Oh." Shen Cheng said, "Then welcome Lu Li, a warm welcome."
Qian Dawei wept on the table in jealousy, and stretched out his hand to the other duck leg by the way.
After drinking and eating, everyone cast lots to decide who would wash the dishes. Unfortunately, Xiao Zhu, a hepatobiliary and pancreatic surgeon, was caught and was thrown into the kitchen crying.The others gradually dispersed, and finally only Fang Jinghua was left.
Dr. Fang lives in the same community as them, and the front and back buildings are less than 50 meters away in a straight line.
This girl studied so much that she didn't even have a female friend, so she had to hang out with Shen Chengning Beishang, which made her look more and more like a hero.
Fang Jinghua saw that Shen Cheng was lying down after eating just now, and said dissatisfiedly, "You should do some exercise anyway, do some fucking, otherwise you will grow a circle of flesh around your waist."
Shen Cheng said: "With Ning Beishang around, I can't exercise."
"Why?" Fang Jinghua asked.
"Look if you don't believe me." Shen Cheng jumped off the sofa and stood up, then squatted down.
Two seconds later, I heard Ning Beishang say while making tea: "Shen Cheng, don't squat, protect your knees."
Shen Cheng blinked at Fang Jinghua, then changed his movements.
"Don't twist your waist like this." Ning Beishang said again, "It will damage the spine.
Shen Cheng changed his movements again, this time Ning Beishang got angry and said, "I told you not to gait!"
Shen Cheng lay back on the sofa, patted his knees and said, "If you have an orthopedic doctor at home, you will hurt your knees, so why don't you do anything."
Fang Jinghua said: "Cut, you tofu boy."
Shen Cheng raised his head and asked Ning Beishang: "Hey, you said that standing on the edge of the operating table for seven or eight hours a day like me, will it hurt your knees?"
"I hurt my leg." Ning Beishang said, "Remember to put on medical elastic stockings to prevent varicose veins at a young age."
Fang Jinghua scratched his chin and said, "I have never had such a long-term operation. How many penis have been cut upside down. Lao Ning, how many hours did the biggest operation you encountered?"
"Ten hours." Ning Beishang said, "You must not ask the guy in the cardiac surgery department this question, he will cry on the spot."
*Third Thursday in August*
Today, the city was affected by a typhoon, the wind was strong enough to overturn the billboards, and the torrential rain made it impossible for people who lived a little further away to come to the dinner. Only Fang Jinghua, who lives in the same community, arrived.
Due to the heavy rain, Ning Beishang was unable to go out to buy groceries, so Fang Jinghua said, "Can I clean up the stock in the refrigerator today?"
Fang Jinghua said: "Okay, I'm not picky about food, I can eat whatever I want."
She went to the balcony and lifted the lid of the washing machine. Seeing that Shen Cheng's changed clothes were not inside, she asked, "Lao Ning, where is your family?"
Ning Beishang said, "He's sleeping."
"Did he change his clothes yesterday?"
"The clothes are in his room." Ning Beishang said, "When he came back yesterday, his head was drooping, and he fell asleep after drinking a bowl of mung bean soup for dinner. I asked him to get up and take a shower. He said he was tired and wanted to wash it in the morning."
"Why?" Fang Jinghua asked, "He was scolded by the teacher?"
Ning Beishang said, "I guess he is really tired. His teacher likes him very much and never scolds him."
"Fart!" Shen Cheng poked his head out of the room suddenly, "For what he did to me, he might as well scold me!"
Fang Jinghua asked: "What happened to him?"
Shen Cheng said, "Wait a minute, I'll take a shower first."
As he said that, he went to the shower room, and then threw out the dirty clothes. Ning Beishang naturally picked up the clothes and put them into the washing machine.
Fang Jinghua said: "Lao Ning, why do you always treat yourself like a maid."
"No." Ning Beishang said.
Shen Cheng came out after a while, wiped his hair with a dry towel, took a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and drank it, then sat on his sofa throne, and said: "I almost fainted when I stood on the operating table yesterday. "
Before Fang Jinghua could react, Ning Beishang asked knowingly, "Did you not eat breakfast?"
"Oh." Shen Cheng said, "To put it bluntly, I'm still not good."
Because Ning Bei was on the night shift with someone, he couldn't wake him up yesterday, and for some reason, his alarm clock was broken, so he slept until [-]:[-] and didn't wake up.
Seven forty-five is the doctor's on-duty time, and if it's over eight, it's definitely late. Shen Cheng rushed to the hospital in a hurry. On the way, he had time to buy breakfast, but he didn't have time to eat.In fact, it only took him ten seconds to swallow an egg, but he didn't even take ten seconds out. His chief obstetrician and divine mentor (hereinafter referred to as "Master") urged him to go to the operating table in a hurry. Busy on the stage, the first patient is a critical patient: emergency termination of pregnancy, second child, first child caesarean section, dangerous placenta previa, highly suspected placenta accreta, it is a miracle that she survived for more than 45 weeks of pregnancy.Doctors from neonatology, urology, interventional, anesthesiology, ICU and many other departments are also waiting in the operating room.
Later, when it was cut out, it turned out that the placenta had accreted, and the placenta had passed through the uterus and grown together with the bladder.During the peeling, the wound surface was bleeding violently, and the bleeding could not be stopped even after changing N methods, and the blood transfusion volume was nearly [-] milliliters.Dozens of people spent... I don't know how long it took to revive her. In short, they entered the operating room at [-]:[-] in the morning and waited out of the operating room. Shen Cheng looked up and saw that it was almost [-]:[-] in the afternoon.
He didn't feel it on stage, but he felt hungry and thirsty when he got off the stage.
His master didn't feel tired as if he had been beaten, he followed behind his buttocks and urged: "Cheng! Cheng, go to eat quickly, there is another one after eating!"
Shen Cheng said, "Wait, I'll drink some water first."
The two went to eat, and Shen Cheng drank a bottle of mineral water on the way.In the rest room, the box lunch that the nurse gave them was already cold.The master didn't care, and just ate it.After taking a mouthful, Shen Cheng spat it out, splashing all over the floor together with the water he drank earlier.
Master asked, "What's wrong with you?"
"It's okay..." Shen Cheng covered his mouth and said, "For some reason, I feel uncomfortable when I smell the chicken legs."
Master said: "Cheng, you don't even like chicken legs anymore, are you tired of the world?"
Shen Cheng stood up to look for a mop, and the little nurse rushed in and said, "I'll do it, you can eat at ease!"
In fact, there is nothing to clean up on the ground, basically all clear water.
Shen Cheng said, "Master, my stomach feels uncomfortable."
His master also came from a resident doctor and knew this situation very well, so he said in a rambling manner: "I told you to eat breakfast, especially on the operation day, no matter how bad you are, you have to eat an egg, and you have to eat dried meat." Yes, you can’t drink porridge, lest you have to pee all the time on the operating table..."
Shen Cheng pushed the lunch box away a little and said, "No, I really can't smell this smell, and I'd feel like throwing up after smelling it."
You can't eat it, or your blood sugar will be too low. "The master said, "Under normal circumstances, I would suggest that you go to the pharmacy to drink two bags of glucose solution, but there will be surgery later, so you can't drink that much. Wait, I have a solution." "
As he spoke, he made a phone call. Two minutes later, the head nurse came in with a smile, holding a large bar of chocolates in his hand.
"Doctor Shen." The head nurse said with a smile, "This is the imported chocolate left by the mother."
His master said, "Eat it, Cheng. You can see how sincere the foreigners are, and the chocolate is so huge."
Shen Cheng said, "Men, I don't like chocolate."
His master said, "Hurry up and eat to replenish your energy."
……
Hearing this, Fang Jinghua interrupted Shen Cheng and said, "Your teacher didn't do anything excessive, is it wrong to ask you to replenish energy?"
Shen Cheng said, "For the next 15 minutes, he forced me to eat a bar of chocolate."
"How much is a plate?"
"500 grams." Ning Beishang answered for Shen Cheng.
Fang Jinghua took a breath and said, "Did you eat a catty of chocolate yesterday?"
I ate all my life's worth of chocolate yesterday. "Shen Cheng collapsed on the sofa.
"How do you feel?" Fang Jinghua asked.
Shen Cheng sighed, "I want to die."
Fang Jinghua said: "Your teacher must have very high expectations of you, right?"
Shen Cheng buried his head in the sofa cushion without saying a word.
Ning Beishang patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, he raised his head and said to Fang Jinghua, "I have hated sweets since I was a child, especially chocolate."
Fang Jinghua said: "There are too many problems in this matter, and I don't know how to comfort you. Fortunately, you are not hungry for the next operation."
Shen Cheng sighed and said, "Not only am I not hungry, but I am also agitated and sensitive. When I took the baby out of the mother's womb, I burst into tears. The second assistant Wang Xiaoyun asked me if I was the baby's real father."
"The past is unbearable." He turned to Ning Beishang and asked, "What are you eating today?"
Ning Beishang said, "There are only wontons in the refrigerator, how about fried wontons?"
Shen Cheng nodded and said, "Eat it, as long as it's not sweet."
There is a cosmic truth as follows: Stuffed things taste better fried than boiled.Fried wontons, fried dumplings, Xiaolong fried buns, pancakes, fried leek boxes... are all delicacies that can be seen everywhere in the streets and alleys.It is said that in the Han Dynasty, there was a tradition of eating wontons in the Jiangnan area every summer solstice. Of course, there are many people who eat them.Some people want a bowl of wontons for breakfast every day, but noodles will not work.
To fry wontons, use vegetable oil. Fry slowly over a low heat until one side is golden and the other side is slightly yellow. When appropriate, add a little water, so that it will be tough and crispy in the mouth, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, delicious and fragrant. Replace it with salad oil No, the color will not look good after frying.It doesn't work if the fire is too big, it is easy to burn.
It's complicated to say, but it's actually three to five minutes for experienced hands.Ning Bei went into the kitchen at 5 o'clock, and at 11:30, two large plates of fried wontons were brought out. By the way, he also made a refreshing baby vegetable soup with small meatballs.
The three of them sat side by side on the sofa with wonton plates and soup bowls, and turned on the TV to watch the news, which was all about the typhoon.
Fang Jinghua suddenly said without thinking: "If I don't become a doctor, I will open a snack bar and hire Lao Ning as a chef. It will definitely make more money than being a doctor."
Ning Bei smiled.
Shen Cheng said: "He won't be a chef, he has to be a carpenter, so at least he doesn't have to change his career, and he still uses the same set of axes, hammers, knives, and saws."
Fang Jinghua asked: "Shen Cheng, what are you going to do if you don't become a doctor?"
Shen Cheng lowered his head, took a sip of the soup and said, "Is there a need to ask? Of course it's to beg for food."
Fang Jinghua gave him a blank look.
Shen Cheng said: "When the time comes, I will lie down under the bridge hole. Passers-by will come and go. Seeing my demeanor, I must think: This son who is so immortal is still here to be a beggar. He must have a story. Then I can tell them about my mental journey, telling the story of my five-year undergraduate course, three-year master’s degree, three-year Ph.D., and three-year standardized training, all the way overcoming difficulties and climbing bravely, and then being forced to eat chocolate.”
Fang Jinghua said to Ning Beishang: "It seems that he has a deep resentment towards his teacher..."
Ning Beishang said, "Don't worry, there is no overnight feud between the two of them."
At this time, Shen Cheng's master suddenly called and said, "Cheng, you have an operation tomorrow, so don't be late, otherwise I will punish you, and I won't let you go when you take the attending physician exam." .”
Shen Cheng said dumbly: "Understood."
His master said: "Your tone seems a little impatient. Don't be ignorant of your blessings. I can tell you more in a day than I can tell your teacher's wife in a year."
Shen Cheng said: "Teacher, you have to clarify a concept - since that lady resolutely divorced you, I no longer have a teacher's wife."
Ning Beishang and Fang Jinghua whispered, "It seems this is an overnight feud."
The mentor hung up the phone angrily.
He will ignore you for at least half an hour tomorrow, Ning Beishang said.
"I don't want to talk to him either." Shen Cheng stuffed a wonton into his mouth.
The three of them continued to watch the news while eating. The news changed the topic and talked about the application for a second child.
Shen Cheng said: "It doesn't matter how many babies you have. I hope you can keep your mouth shut and supplement folic acid in an appropriate amount. Don't eat Hesai indiscriminately. Please be considerate of the doctor's feeling that all the ten centimeters are full of fat."
Ning Beishang laughed a few times, Fang Jinghua also wanted to participate in this topic, and said, "Hey, I met a patient last time, he was Yin..."
"Stop!" Shen Cheng said, "I'm eating, so don't bring it to the dinner table to talk about your urology problems.
Fang Jinghua said unconvinced: "Your department is also looking at Xiasanlu!"
Shen Cheng said: "Girl, do you know why I chose obstetrics? Because my mother passed away due to obstetric complications, and I wanted to save more patients like her. Why did you choose urology? Your father died because of prostatitis." of?"
Fang Jinghua slammed the bowl and said, "My dad is still alive!"
"Eat well, don't argue." Ning Beishang finally spoke, "You don't mind being annoyed every day."
Fang Jinghua pointed at Shen Cheng angrily and said, "Old Ning, beat him up!"
"I know." Ning Beishang said, "Eat what's in your bowl. No one is allowed to speak for five minutes."
*[-]th Thursday in August*
Ning Bei went to work very hard today. He cooked a table meal at noon and made another meal in the evening.At noon, Xiaozhu, Xiaojiang, and Xiaofang eat, and in the evening there is a special orthopedic session. Those tall, strong, stuffy, and shameless people will come.The ordinary four dishes and one soup couldn't get rid of them, so Ning Beishang moved out the electric hot pot.
To eat hot pot, you need to prepare ingredients, so Shen Cheng was forced to go shopping in the supermarket for two hours. The specific situation was that Ning Beishang was picking food in front, and he followed behind pushing the shopping cart step by step.
Going to the supermarket ranks third among the daily chores Shen Cheng hates deeply, the top two being shopping malls and vegetable markets.he is super
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