harmless youth like me

After eating a braised puffer fish and waiting for the poison, Lao Lu and Shen Ran hugged each other and went for a walk on the river bank. I took the opportunity to ask Shen Ze: "You know so many people, why did you choose me as Lao Lu's substitute? "

Shen said, "Because you look like Lao Lu."

I asked, "Is it really like that?"

Shen Ze coughed twice, and finally admitted: "It's not like, only about the same size."

"Then why choose me?"

Shen Ze thought for a while, then put down his chopsticks and said, "It was also forced by the situation that day, but I think since Lao Lu has been abandoned, if you have to choose another person to join my Shen family, you are more suitable."

I asked: "Why? Shen Ran didn't even look at me before."

"What's the matter with Shen Ran?" He tapped his index finger on the table, "It's enough for brother-in-law to feel at ease."

He said: "Don't ask, eat quickly, or tomorrow I will still put Ma Xiaohong's fault on you."

Another fugu was served, and he persuaded me to eat it, adding lovingly: It is said that six out of ten Japanese who eat fugu will be poisoned to death.

I said Mr. Shen, you should try it first, and he said, "No, I have it. This one doesn't look like the poisonous glands have been treated very cleanly, so I'll give it to you."

So the two of us stopped talking and buried ourselves in taking the poison.

In the middle of the meal, Shen smiled at me and said, "Next time, I will treat you to seafood."