harmless youth like me

I am not interested in everything in the city, and I can keep my face blank and empty-eyed throughout the whole process, and then ask some completely inconspicuous questions, such as "Ning Beishang, why are you called Ning Beishang?"

Ning Beishang held two boxes of meat in front of the supermarket freezer and asked him, "Do you like instant-boiled mutton or instant-boiled beef?"

"Whatever." He said, "I guess I won't be able to grab something to eat tonight."

"Buy more and you can eat it." Ning Beishang then bought mutton, beef, meatballs, tofu skin, potatoes, mushrooms and other meat and vegetables for ten people, and then dragged him to buy hot pot seasoning.

Shen Cheng said, "Don't buy it, you're almost broke."

Ning Beishang smiled and said, "I've already spent all my salary for this month, now I'll start spending yours."

Shen Cheng said, "Tsk, it's not okay to go on like this. Next month, they have to charge each of them 300 yuan for food expenses."

Ning Beishang said, "It's up to you to take care of collecting money, and I'll just cook."

"By the way, you, an orthopedic surgeon, are passionate about cooking. It's a weird hobby." Shen Cheng squinted at him.

"Don't you like playing games?" Ning Bei went up and took a few cans of chili sauce, looked at the labels and threw them into the shopping cart.

The two went home with big bags and small bags, and the locusts had already arrived. Xiao Jiang, who stayed behind for dinner, opened the door for them in the first-aid room.

They stood up to welcome Ning Beishang, then lined up to shake hands with Shen Cheng enthusiastically, and said, "Happy to be a father, congratulations!"

Shen Cheng smiled and said, "We are happy together."

Xiao Jiang asked: "Why do you want to be a father?"

Ning Beishang replied from the side: "It's nothing, they picked up a child in the obstetrics department."

"Another one?" Xiao Jiang asked in surprise, "Did you pick up two this year?"

"Three." Shen Cheng put bottles of beer on the table, and the smile on his face was gone, "I also picked up one from the neonatal ward."

"What's wrong with this child?" Xiao Jiang asked.

"Anywhere is good, a very healthy little boy, just a little cleft lip and palate." Shen Cheng said.

"You picked it up?"

"It's not me, it's Shi Lili from our department." Shen Cheng said, "I just take care of my teacher's bed. People like this kind of people who just live in and have a baby and run away after giving birth can't sleep in the chief doctor's bed at all." A bed. After Shi Lili picked up the child, she was frightened and stupid, and I said it was fine, I will take care of it, and then took the child over."

"Where's the child?"

Shen Cheng said: "In the neonatal ward, the nurses there are all experts in caring for babies. We obstetricians don't care about taking care of babies. In fact, we don't know how to take care of babies, especially the baby with cleft lip and palate. It is difficult to breastfeed and needs special care. care."

"Why are people like this nowadays? They just throw away their biological children," Xiao Jiang said.

"Don't talk about it, let's go wash the vegetables." Shen Cheng said, "The child is in the safe in the neonatal ward. I'll go see him as soon as I get to work tomorrow."

"Why am I washing the vegetables again?" Xiao Jiang asked, pointing to his nose.

"If you don't wash it, should I wash it?" Shen Cheng asked back.

Xiao Jiang entered the kitchen in humiliation.

After choosing and washing the vegetables, preparing the dishes, and boiling the seasonings for the soup base, they sat around the table for dinner after four o'clock in the afternoon.After eating for a while, the two who were on the night shift left, and after a while, the two who had just left the day shift joined again.The meal was noisy and noisy, and there were four main topics: [-]. The history of my teacher’s oppression;

100000 points of damage caused to me by patients and their families;

[-]. My dissertation cannot be written;

[-]. Why can't I find a girlfriend?

Interspersed with wails and their favorite gory medical jokes.Lu Li and his group in the Orthopedics Department belong to the Roaring Party, and they will shout their dissatisfaction loudly.Xiao Jiang in the emergency room is a crying school, and in the end he was crying out of breath.

The only advantage is that since most people have to go to work the next day, drinking is relatively moderate.But there are also those who are intemperate, such as Xiao Jiang, who drank half a bottle of beer and ended up drinking a bottle.Another example is Qian Dawei, who joined later. He was so unscrupulous on the second day of his shift. He hugged Shen Cheng's leg when he was drunk and shouted: "Shen Cheng, let me ask a question for someone else. Please answer honestly! You are in our medical department. The school is the school belle..."

"You are the school belle, I'm just a passerby." Shen Cheng corrected.

"Well, when you were a passer-by," Qian Dawei raised his head and asked, "did you ever like Ma Fangling?"

Shen Cheng asked, "Who is Ma Fangling?"

Qian Dawei let go, fell to the ground and cried, "Now Ma Fangling can rest in peace..."

Shen Cheng asked Ning Beishang: "Who is Ma Fangling? Is she dead?"

"Don't pay attention to him." Ning Beishang said, "Ma Fangling was his classmate when he was an undergraduate. She is living a good life. I heard that she got married recently."

Shen Cheng then patted Qian Dawei on the back and said, "Oh...Although you are drunk, it feels like you are a person with a story."

The meal didn't end until eight or nine in the evening, and everyone else left, only the drunk Qian Dawei and Xiao Jiang stayed.Qian Dawei was easy to dismiss, just let him continue lying on the floor.Xiao Jiang was relatively thin, so Ning Beishang and Shen Cheng carried him to the sofa.

Although Xiao Jiang fell asleep, he had nightmares again and again, muttering in his mouth: "What about atropine... Atropine... Goling... Epinephrine for 3 minutes... People can't do it... 3 minutes... Heart compression ...the pressure can't be stopped by changing people...how about people..."

Shen Cheng said: "This is not acceptable. It will affect my rest. Throw him into the bathtub."

Ning Beishang found a pair of earplugs for him from the drawer.

After a while, Qian Dawei wanted to vomit, and Ning Beishang kicked him into the bathroom.Xiao Jiang didn't vomit, Shen Cheng was worried, so he shook him awake and gave him a glass of water.The two drunks took turns tossing around for half the night, and then fell into a deep sleep.Shen Cheng was so disturbed that he couldn't fall asleep, so he had to get up and read a book. He didn't fall asleep until four o'clock in the morning. At seven o'clock, he got up again, took a shower and went to work.

Xiaojiang was late for work that day, which was his own fault.

Qian Dawei was imprisoned by Ning Beishang to clean up at home, and wiped the floor so that it can be seen from others.

*First Thursday in September*

The summer heat is fading, the autumn wind is refreshing, and at [-] o'clock in the sunny morning, Xiao Jiang, Xiao Zhu, Xiao Fang, Xiao Ma, and Xiao Song gathered at the gate of Ning Beishang's house, ready to start a new month's food journey.

After knocking on the door, they found that Ning Beishang was wearing a T-shirt and pajama pants, sitting disheveled in the middle of the sofa where Shen Cheng used to lie, playing games with a toothbrush in his mouth.

The diners looked at the kitchen and found that the pot was cold and the stove was cold, and the rice cooker was not even plugged in.

Fang Jinghua looked at the balcony, and suddenly saw a hill of dirty clothes.

The trash was not emptied, the floor was not mopped, and the empty beer cans on the table were not cleared away.

"This..." Xiao Jiang asked tentatively, "Brother, didn't you buy food today?"

"No." Ning Beishang manipulated the assassin in the game to jump up and down, and said vaguely with foam on his mouth.

Fang Jinghua approached and pulled out his toothbrush, and asked, "Where are your family members?"

"I'm on a business trip." Ning Beishang was still staring at the screen, "Didn't they rescue a critically ill patient with placenta accreta a few days ago? His teacher invited him to communicate."

"Hey, the obstetrics department has the capital to brag now." Fang Jinghua said, "But why did you take Shen Cheng out to eat hot and spicy food?"

"The chief doctor always takes two attendants with him when he goes out...Jinghua, step aside, I can't see the screen." Ning Beishang said.

Xiao Jiang asked again: "Senior brother, why don't you cook today?"

Ning Beishang said, "I'm too lazy to burn it."

"What will we eat if you don't burn it?" Xiao Zhu asked.

Ning Beishang scratched his head and said, "Why don't you go out to eat pizza? There is change in the drawer of the shoe cabinet, you can get it yourself."

"Uh...," Xiao Jiang said, "Brother, please don't tell me this is your true face..."

Ning Beishang continued to play games and said, "Hehe."

Xiao Zhu and Xiao Song threw themselves on his lap, crying bitterly: "Brother! You stop playing! You must have learned from Shen Cheng! You were not like this before!"

Ning Beishang stopped his assassin on the eaves, smiled and said, "What are you talking about? Shen Cheng didn't know how to play games before he met me. I taught him how to play.

Xiao Zhu cried: "Senior brother, I'm hungry! I'm hungry!"

"Go out to eat pizza." Ning Beishang repeated, "I don't want to cook when Shen Cheng is not at home. I feel like no one will eat it."

"We're human too—!" Xiao Jiang, Xiao Zhu, Xiao Song, and Xiao Ma fell to the ground crying.

Fang Jinghua knew more about the parasitic relationship between Shen Cheng and Ning Beishang, so he turned around and grabbed a handful of change from the drawer, and greeted everyone, "Let's go out to eat!"

"Bring me something casually." Ning Beishang ordered, then lay back on the sofa, stretched comfortably, and continued to play his assassin game.

Shen Cheng will come back tomorrow.