Memoirs of the Regent

The three of them stared at the screen brightly. The actor Wu Han appeared in the spotlight. Wu Han is a new generation of powerful actors who have been highly anticipated in recent years. He is very different from those entertainers, stars, and idols. Of course he can The hotness is also inseparable from the face. No matter what age, whether it is a human or a monkey, the face is the most important thing. I reckon that even if Wu Han becomes a gorilla, he will still be a peerless orangutan.

The plot progressed to the point where Wu Han was seriously injured in order to protect Sharana, and the two fell off the cliff together. Of course they did not die. This is another vulgar romantic meme.The props team took a lot of effort, and the cliff was built very realistically. Wu Han jumped off the cliff immediately after Sharana fell off the cliff. The two of them held hands and stared in violation of the rules of powerlessness in mid-air, estimating the cliff. It's a bottomless pit, otherwise why did it last for 3 minutes, Sharana blushed and expressed her heart to Wu Han, and gave Wu Han a close-up of the expression on Wu Han's face, neither of them fell down the mountain.

Wu Han hugged Sarana and supported her all the way. He hit the cliff and was cut by a tree branch growing obliquely. Let’s complain, don’t mention anything else, Sarana is a gorilla, and she must be good at rock climbing. How can she be a muscular tree animal that Wu Han can carry on her back, pretending to be weak, if the king is the director , must let Sarana hold Wu Han, and perform a good show of Tarzan in the mountains full of vines, or else play a normal King Kong plot. When talking about King Kong, there is something that I have to mention , when King Kong was broadcast, I was still an upright boy, and my parents were still alive. Although I don’t know if this is the memory entered by aliens in the matrix, I believe that those memories are real. King Kong's drama is shocking, and it has greatly refreshed my world view. I always thought that only elves can ignore the size of the big and small, and they can be together with eggs. The king and his queen of the mermaid kingdom also greatly Refreshed the king's world view, King Kong is clearly a great love story that breaks the size and race, the plot is shocking, the ending is tragic, after watching, the king and the queen mother discussed the relationship between love and race with great interest. The emperor asked why he was so happy to chat. The king asked his father what the main idea of ​​King Kong was. The father thought for a moment and replied honestly: protect animals. Now human beings are extremely damaging to nature. Large-scale isolated animals like King Kong Endangered species have been viciously captured by human beings and captured in big cities. King Kong couldn't bear the life without freedom, and he was subservient to human beings, so he resisted angrily. What could it be?Man/beast chant.

Such a straightforward answer is indeed my queen mother, my father frowned, as if he didn't understand what people/beasts mean, if it wasn't for this king when he was playing in the Treasure Pavilion when he was six years old, he dug out his father and sealed it up after he got married. If you really want to think that the father is an upright man with the same appearance and appearance.

After about the time it took for him to fall from one end of the earth to the other, Wu Han hugged Sharana and finally landed on the ground. According to scientific principles such as serious acceleration, Wu Han would at least fall to pieces, but because of the power of love to support him, he just couldn’t do anything. No.

"There is definitely a problem! The sandstone is buried under the bed of springs!"

"Go, the spring bed is not so powerful. I guess what Wu Han is wearing is probably the latest black technological achievement of Butterfly, an anti-seismic and decompression spacesuit."

"What kind of organization is the butterfly, ask the science upstairs."

"Pass the dog's head upstairs."

"I just came to see Wu Han and Sharana kiss."

"Me too!"

"I!"

"And I!"

"When the time comes, let's take a screenshot together."

"Seek Wu Han's psychological shadow area."

"It's all shadows."

"Hahaha! God replied upstairs."

"I'm Wu Han, goodbye manually."

"?"

"what's the situation?"

"Is it really Wu Han's big V?! It has blinded my 24k titanium alloy metal electronic eyes."

"Wu Han also watches the live broadcast?"

"You send less barrage, and you can't even see the screen."

"Click the fork."

"I don't want to order..."

吴晗看自己电视剧直播# immediately became a hot search, and this king also contributed a lot of bullet screens for it.

Er Gouzi drank half a three-pound bottle of Coke in one breath, scaring the king to death, "You just said that this world is fake? We are all projected from the matrix? The main body is placed in the culture medium in reality, Got a tube in your body?"

The king nodded sadly.

"That's bad luck."

Immortal Python nodded in agreement, and the two of them ate potato chips. Well, this king understood it, and they both thought that this king was lying, "Honey, this kind of plot is no longer popular now, and the novel has long been rotten." That’s it, just to deceive ignorant audiences who don’t like reading books.”

Immortal Bog said: "One day counts as one day, a few days ago you said... What are you talking about?"

Immortal Bog has lived for too long and his memory is not very good, or these things are not a problem in his eyes. He formed an ice cream shape on the sofa, occupying the sofa with the best view, two dogs with one leg Stretched out, the head is resting on the tip of the golden python's tail. The combination of these two people just corresponds to the well-known proverb of Da Zhonghua, a dog can't change eating ice cream.

Couldn't order ice cream ever since.

The TV series progressed to the point where the flower-planting general Xun played by Wu Han and the chimpanzee princess Lulu played by Sarana fell off the cliff. Major General Xun was seriously injured in order to protect Princess Lulu, but his life was safe. There is a paradise under the cliff, not only There are also wild fruits and vegetables in the mountain spring. In short, there is no shortage of food. The film crew also took a few shots of Princess Lulu clumsily digging wild vegetables and picking wild fruits.

But since the two fell off the cliff, I don’t know what caused the El Niño phenomenon. A blizzard suddenly fell, and it was still golden autumn and September. Maybe God was in a bad mood. Major General Xun was seriously injured and had a high fever. The weak deer Princess Deer must shoulder the heavy responsibility of saving the hero. She struggled to lift up Major General Xun, but after a few steps, she fell to the ground. I heard that Sharana's muscle bite force reached [-] catties. This is really a test of her acting skills. .

Finally, Huang Tian paid off and found a warm cave, and there was still straw in the cave!How did straw grow in the cave? !Could it be that Sharana deliberately planted rice in order not to freeze Wu Han?

The snow was getting bigger and bigger, Sharana was so anxious that she started to drill wood to make a fire, and after a lot of tossing she finally started a fire.

This king took the time to glance at the barrage #Please tell me why the princess knows the ancient method of drilling wood to make fire?The princess should have never even seen a lighter flint and other fire tools, right? #

#Isn’t the princess being destroyed or something?As an exiled princess, this small skill is not a problem... right? #

The fire finally rose, Sharana said to Wu Han: "Don't be afraid, we will be fine."

Due to the inertia of the plot, all the firewood that could be burned in the cave was burned out. This raises a question, where did the firewood come from?Enough to burn through midnight?After ignoring these obvious logical problems of IQ, I finally ushered in a big test, asking how Wu Han and Sharana survived the snow-covered mountains after the fire was extinguished.

The barrage was already screaming.

Wu Han began to cry cold in a coma, and Sharana sat beside him anxiously, looking outside anxiously from time to time. After a painful struggle, Sharana began to undress!

In fact, she was already wearing silk and satin redundantly, and her thick fur was enough to keep out the cold. She didn't stop until she was left with a red bellyband embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water. The brothers on the barrage expressed their eyes Already blind, at this time another post was topped by the popular search "Wu Han doesn't cry, it's like shooting an animal protection promotional video: The love between humans and chimpanzees is boundless in the snowstorm!" ", the author's literary talent is so brilliant that those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry.

After the night, Wu Han, who was hugged and sweating, finally woke up and found that when he was hugging the princess, his face showed self-blame and panic and a bit of love that was hesitant to speak. This close-up shot really tested his acting skills , a brother posted a link on the bullet screen, "Professional micro-expression analysis king, help brothers understand the inner world of actor Wu Han: This gorilla's fur is so warm, I can survive after peeling it off", because the content It was really insane, so it was quickly raped.

Sharana woke up with a whimper, was confused for a few seconds, then exclaimed in a low voice, quickly picked up the clothes and put them on her body, Wu Han stood with her back at the entrance of the cave, "Princess, rest first, let's go down and find some clothes." Come back with food." After speaking, he ran out of the cave.

Sharana was left alone in the cave, and the director gave her another close-up shot, and Sharana's face turned red... The barrage brothers expressed how the director and cameraman did it! This is fine!

Wu Han finally came back.I beat pheasants, hares and some fruits, and damn there are strawberries!

Er Gouzi scratched Ben Wang with his paw, "Is there any strawberries in the refrigerator? I want to eat them."

"Get it yourself!"

"Aren't you idle..."

"Don't go."

In the end, it was the golden python that showed its ability to fetch things from a distance, Er Gouzi frantically flattered him, eating the strawberries bought by me, but didn't give me any of them!

If it weren't for the fact that the film crew couldn't get rid of the rules of the big universe, I would definitely make Ergouzi into a pot of dog meat. I don't know if the meat of alien dogs is better than that of earth dogs.

The plot has almost progressed to the story of Princess Lulu played by Sarana and Major General Xun played by Wu Han. Princess Lulu dances the famous dance Yuyi Neon Clothes Dance among the wild lilies blooming on the edge of the cliff, probably what kind of animal Before seeking a mate, you have to dance to show yourself, otherwise how can you attract the opposite sex? As an actor who has broken through racial restrictions and is not a general racial restriction, the Danmaku brothers have simultaneously interpreted Wu Han's micro-expression: The baby feels bitter, but he accepts it by himself The script, even kneeling has to be finished.

There are many old artists in the entertainment industry who are more qualified than Wu Han, but at this moment, no one in Dazhonghua dares to complain that Wu Han is not the leader of the new generation of powerful actors, even the old rival actor who has been unable to compete with Wu Han Lu Fan liked the microblog above which analyzed his own micro-expressions. In a luxurious villa, Wu Han was so drunk that he lay on the toilet and retched non-stop.

It's really hard for him, the king feels sorry for him.

In the end, Er Gouzi and Ben Wang hit it off and decided to visit Wu Han.

Ah, it is said that Wu Han was my classmate in medical school before he fell into a coma.

Ben Wang didn't want to be a classmate, but as soon as he thought of being able to witness Wu Han's tragic situation up close, he agreed to the setting of the crew's random addition.

Ah, because of the high ratings, the crew decided to make trouble to extend the unparalleled kiss between Sharana and Wu Han from the finale of one episode to the finale.