Memoirs of the Regent

As a celebrity with 7000 million fans, Wu Han lives in a place with a high degree of secrecy, "Please confirm your fingerprints, pupils, DNA, and today's instructions—"

Isn't it just a house? Is it necessary to make it the same as a military base?

The door opened with a click, and Wu Han lingered on Ben Wang's face for a moment, "Why are you here, are you looking for me to eat dragon and tiger fights? I remember that the materials of dragon and tiger fights are snakes and cats, you bring a dog What are you doing here? But I really don’t dare to eat cats. I heard that there are sluice cats in Guangdong. They throw the cats into boiling water and scald them to death. Tsk, this snake is a good snake. I have eaten snake soup, it’s delicious , but I can’t skin a snake, can you, my kitchen has never been fired..."

After entering, I found that it is very rare for a person to make his own nest to such a degree. Except for those insecure collectors who turn their homes into garbage dumps, this is the first time this king has seen a living In the kennel, Ergouzi scratched the king for a while, and warned the king not to insult the dog. Although Ergouzi is an Internet addict, he can clean the toilet and cook, and there is a trick for lazy people to wash dishes.Not convinced.

In fact, I probably remember some details of my medical school. Wu Han is my roommate. He shut himself in the dormitory all day long and closed the bed curtains. He was a professional Internet addict who played League of Legends. I don’t know how he entered the show business circle from e-sports across regions. This inspirational person can have a place in the documentary about 80 years of ups and downs in the show business world.

Wu Han opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of ice dew that cost one yuan a bottle, and gurgled down it. He was found to smell of alcohol before. Could it be that he still has a problem with alcoholism, but he drinks millions of dollars a bottle every minute? It’s not a big deal when I think that this king is also a brain that grows tens of billions of flowers every minute and eats five yuan a piece of takoyaki.

Er Gouzi and Brother Mang perfectly played the role of two beasts, and went to spy on information in the garbage mountain rain or shine. Wu Han looked melancholy, his face was very pale, and he was especially alluring under the light, but when he thought of this guy when he was in medical school Wearing Hawaiian shorts, not washing your hair for a month, the hair is in locks, can be fried, and you don’t know it, you don’t know it, you don’t wear flip flops, you go downstairs and whistle to your seniors... I have to sigh how time is. Take a butcher's knife.

The king reluctantly opened the bag of takoyaki. The takoyaki is called octopus balls in a large flower. It was one of the three magic weapons when the king lived in the house. The other two were Malatang and Oden. When Wu Han smelled the smell of the takoyaki It was green, especially after Ben Wang took out Malatang and Guandong, he almost knelt down and hugged Ben Wang's thigh.

"By the way, can you eat these? As long as you eat food with oil, you celebrities have to rinse it with water, don't you?" Ben Wang held the bowl of Malatang and took a deep breath.

Wu Han's complexion suddenly changed. That's right, the manager urged him thousands of times and threatened him that he would never eat the food on the recipe, "You can become so thin..." Ben Wang glanced at his crumpled shirt, "If If the abdominal muscles and chest muscles were not made by plastic surgery, how much torture have you suffered, is it okay to fail?"

Wu Han's tone was a bit gloomy, "Then why are you still carrying these things?"

Ben Wang searched for a pair of chopsticks in the kitchen, picked up a beef ball and carefully took a small bite. There was a lot of soup in it, and it spread out far away by accident, "Look at me eating."

So Ben Wang sat in front of Wu Han and finished eating a portion of Oden, a portion of Mala Tang, and a portion of octopus balls. After eating too much, his belly swelled by three centimeters, and he collapsed on the sofa and didn't want to move.

The door opened again, and the back of a [-]-year-old long-haired elite young man said, "Oh, what does this taste like? Did you steal something behind my back again? Those high-fat and unhealthy fried snacks You can't eat, you have to be on the show tomorrow..."

It turned out to be a little bitch.

The little girl froze when she turned her head and saw the king. The king glanced at him. This person looked familiar. He seemed to have seen it somewhere before. Where is it?

He lowered his head and picked up an economics magazine. The cover was Tong Ye, head of the Hanshi Empire, one of the top ten outstanding young people who planted flowers. He is an elite among the elite. It is said that his personality is cruel and cruel, and he is ruthless. He has a deep hatred with Mr. Yu of Blizzard. Mr. Yu has been missing for a week, and the biggest beneficiary is him. Now Tong Ye has bought all the assets of Blizzard, and he has become a superstar. Hearts and Arrows Diamond Wang Laowu.

The king held the magazine expressionlessly, and compared the outstanding fourth master's face on the cover with the little sissy in front of him with her orchid fingers raised stiffly. Master, everyone in his family is dead. If there is no accident, there is a twin brother living among the people, and this person is Tong Ye himself.

The actor Wu Han and Lu Fan are all weak in front of Tong Ye. This talent is the real actor in life. Acting skills come from life, and life is the big stage.

Life is like a bowl of sour, sweet, bitter, hot and salty pot water, in which countless tenacious movie kings are bred.

Wu Han was at a loss. He got up from the floor and struggled to understand the situation in front of him. Seeing Tong Ye's black face, he felt that the king might be finished. Apart from being a real motherfucker, Tong Ye couldn't kill anyone. The ability of blood is also true, and there are countless unlucky people who died in his hands.In the end, Wu Han hugged Tong Ye's thigh and shouted at the king: "Go! Get out of here! Leave me alone—!"

Ben Wang rushed out of the magic cave with a dog in one hand and a snake in the other. From the corner of his eye, he glanced back and saw Wu Han being dragged up to the second floor by his trouser belt. After a short and unbearable "Ah!", his voice was completely silent.

It's not what the king imagined...

When will the sissy be able to counterattack?

As a senior person, Er Gouzi has the right to speak. He puffed out a smoke ring in a vicissitudes of life, wearing sunglasses he found somewhere, leaning against the car window, with a vicissitudes of life "I haven't been a big brother for many years" posture , "This is life, life!"

This king has no idea what he is lamenting at all. Walking through the night, it is not actually a night. In the era when neon overwhelmed the stars, the night has already moved away from people. The tallest building projects a round moon, turning the night The light is comparable to the daytime, and there is a layer of hazy clear light than the daytime. There is the cloud commonly known as Sex and the City.

It is said that it is the power of King Ning.

King Ning's elder brother Ben Wang, the setting script is written in this way, and this king has never admitted it.

Er Gouzi rubbed his hands, and winked at the king, "What? Go in and play?"

To be honest, this king is a little bit tempted. After becoming the brain of a planter who only has money left, the huge savings of more than a dozen figures in the card is only used to buy Malatang and octopus balls. It is really reckless.

"Then... go?"

Er Gouzi has turned into a handsome boy, and Brother Python has turned into a middle-aged man who looks like the third master and fourth master of a certain family who would shake the imperial city if he stamped his feet. Although he is in his early thirties, he can The fine lines at the corners of his eyes betrayed his age, and it has to be said that this added a touch of romantic charm to him. Of course, his face was also extremely handsome.

"you please?"

"My king invites you!"

"Brothers!"

The three of us swaggered into the clouds. King Ning has always been dignified, and he pretends to be a serious person on weekdays, but his private life is so rotten. I feel very sad for my younger brother. His family style is not good, and he is ashamed of his ancestors. ah.

A man and a woman with enchanting figures said with a smile on their faces: "All the princesses and young masters of our clouds are here. Three guests, let's see if you are not satisfied? If you have any requests, just ask."

This is a top-level box that can accommodate hundreds of people for fun. There are dozens of men and women standing on the left and right sides. This is the first time that this king has experienced such a battle. , with vicious eyes, picked out seven or eight of the most beautiful ones, "You guys stay, and the others go out."

Ben Wang and Brother Mang cast admiring glances at him.

Er Gouzi picked two women and five men, and said to the king, "Brother is very curious whether you like men or women, whether you like men or women, whether you like men or women, and whether you like men or women, and you can finally confirm this time."

A hot girl and a voluptuous man stuck to my body from left to right. Er Gouzi and Brother Python were in the same situation. After about seven or eight minutes, Er Gouzi let them all down. After going out, the three of us spread out on the sofa, wanting to cry without tears.

Ben Wang: "I seem to be a victim."

Er Gouzi: "I seem to be too."

Brother Python: "..."

Brother Mang didn't say anything, but seeing the small sample of him wanting to commit seppuku, he knew that he was also suffering. No wonder there was no chemical reaction at all after living together for so long. As the saying goes, when two attacks meet, there must be one. The meeting of the two subjects is inevitable... Hehe.

The king is particularly sad and angry, as are Er Gouzi and Golden Mang, so we decided to prodigal. As for the two of them, it was my money that I lost, so I don’t need to go into details.

The cloud has left our legends, and they call us the three talents in the cloud.

As for why it is not Sanxiong Sanjie Sanying, it is probably because we are so good-looking.No matter how you look at it, it looks like being prostituted.

From then on, the king never brought up any unrestrained things.

As soon as I got home in the early morning, I saw a man sitting at the door, holding a suitcase. It was so desolate. Look carefully, isn’t this Yushu? !

"My blizzard was snatched away by Tong Ye, who killed a thousand knives, and I was in debt all over. I don't want to live anymore." Yushu said that he didn't want to live anymore, but Yushu occupied Er Gouzi's sofa and put Er Gouzi on his back. Er Gouzi is far inferior to Yushu in terms of closeness and closeness. She has been the maid of the king for many years, and also assists the king in handling matters related to Su Wang's mansion. The alien dog, who has no strengths other than the stunt of lazy people washing dishes, is much better.

Regarding Tong Ye... It's better not to tell her Tong Ye's true face, this is really a sad story.

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