Memoirs of the Regent

Ben Wang went to the kitchen to cook in a complicated mood. When the food was brought to the table, one person and one snake finally came to the table slowly. While eating, they fought over some hero's skills, making the table a mess.

The way the boa constrictor eats is very different from half of the snakes. I remember that in the animal world, snakes swallow food in one bite. The boss is so swollen that he eats a meal for ten days and a half months without moving. While eating fried rice, I occasionally expressed my opinion that it was too salty or too salty.

According to him, he has practiced for 500 years, and his qualifications are neither high nor deep. "When those gorillas crawled out of the sea, they lost all their hair. It’s just a metaphor, the forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds. At first we thought it was the gorillas who had become spirits, but later we found out that it was not, but there are good things, you humans finally don’t regard us monsters as the number one enemy.”

Isn't that right, compared to the few monsters who can live for countless years with low fecundity and are proud and unwilling to form cliques, a litter of smart orangutans who give birth every year will soon have conflicts with humans because of seizing the earth's resources. There were several firefights.The war lasted for quite a long time. After that, the two sides realized that it would not be possible to make a difference in addition to spending a lot of manpower and material resources. Therefore, the leaders of many countries decided to sign a reciprocal treaty. Anyway, the seabed drilling technology of Chimpanzee Human beings have advanced several times. Think about the rich sea treasures under the four oceans. The treaty was signed very quickly. With the assistance of chimpanzees, the level of human technology has soared. Up to now, chimpanzees and humans have gotten along as friendly as brothers and sisters. Yes, but intermarriage has really never happened, because there should be no such strong tastes, but it is true on the surface, no law restricts intermarriage between chimpanzees and humans, and I have heard of it in private There are rumors of silly things between chimpanzees and humans, but everyone avoids talking about it.

It’s hard to say how chimpanzees look at humans, but it’s hard for humans to see chimpanzees. However, humans often regard themselves as advanced evolutionary creatures and think that the hair on gorillas is a symbol of beasts. There are even a few extremists who believe that the existence of chimpanzees is heaven. The warning bell for the demise of human beings, there will be no more human beings on the earth after a thousand years...

"This is the end of today's class. After returning home, everyone will write a [-]-word paper based on "How to Coexist Peacefully with Chimpanzees" and hand it in on Monday, so let's dismiss the get out of class."

Ben Wang bit into the hamburger, which was extremely boring.

The pair of ponytails sitting next to Ben Wang jumped up suddenly, clasped his ears and said in disbelief: "[-] characters? Did you count an extra zero?!"

Wu Dongxue packed her books, "After graduating from elementary school, there will be no papers of [-] words."

The twintails were not convinced, "Where did you go to elementary school! Is it Mars?"

Wu Dongxue sneered, "Childish"

After she finished speaking, she looked back at the king, "Can you come out with me?"

The double ponytails stood in front of the king at once, "What are you going to do to Cen Ji?"

"Oh." Wu Dongxue sneered, "I'm tired of working."

The crackling sparks between the two can be seen clearly even by the king. These two girls cannot be judged by common sense. After transforming, they are masters who can tear apart alien warships with bare hands. Let them fight well?Ben Wang hurriedly went up to try to persuade Wu Dongxue to carry a backpack, and there was even a pink rogue rabbit hanging on it.

"Don't worry, I don't plan to do anything to Cen Ji."

The twin tails choked, and said unconvinced: "What can you do with him, we have made an appointment to go shopping together!"

Wait, girl, don't just talk nonsense about things that don't exist!

Wu Dongxue glanced back and forth between this king and the pair of ponytails, and sneered, "I won't delay your date."

Wait, what did you misunderstand and explain to me clearly!

The students of Donghua University entered different schools in batches. The king did not know anyone well. The school he was assigned to was called [Mafia International Training Academy], which was the only school established by the Italian Mafia in Planting Flowers. A branch school, the school motto is: Be afraid of hooligans and be educated.Listen, what a down-to-earth school motto this is.

The black school for short, the black school is a high-level private police academy recognized by more than 600 countries around the world. It originated in Rome, Italy, and has a history of more than [-] years. It is a star academy.

In the veranda, Wu Dongxue led the way in front, and Ben Wang followed behind. When he turned the corner, a European man of more than 190 centimeters walked towards him and almost bumped into Wu Dongxue. This man was wearing a black trench coat with a stand-up collar, silver-gray half an inch , half of his face was hidden in the collar, exuding a dangerous aura.

Only people from that world have a taste.

mafia?

Just when the king wanted to avoid him, Wu Dongxue stopped him suddenly, and the first thing he spoke was rapping Italian, or a Sicilian dialect. As for why the king could understand it, because the king could listen to the voice of all things.

Wu Dongxue: "I will kill you sooner or later."

Man: "Oh, wait and see."

Even though he said so, he looked at Wu Dongxue's face full of fiery and eager affection, and when he looked at this king, he was as cold as the North Pole.

In an instant, the king made up for the tear-jerking spy war dramas, each of which has its own standpoint and is relatively incompatible with kindness and righteousness. The current spy war dramas are all romance dramas in the cloak of spy wars, and the plots simply cannot withstand a little scrutiny. Now the hot broadcast is the princess of the ancient dynasty of chimpanzees who pretends to be a human woman and enters the barracks to fall in love with a human man who became a major general of the flower ace division at the age of 30. The country of race and country helped her lover to restore the country, Princess Zhichi became the queen, signed a ten-thousand-year friendship treaty with Zhonghua, and held a space wedding with the hero who has become a marshal with the blessing of people all over the world.

Just after the two parties exchanged rings, when the pastor said that the groom could kiss the bride, countless audiences were eagerly waiting for the film star to kiss with the chimpanzee actress Sharana, because the official propaganda before the show was broadcast was—— The actor Wu Han and the actress Sharana will kiss to confirm their love. On the poster, the happy picture of the two people touching their foreheads and clasping their hands is printed. Everyone has great feelings for the restoration of the country, the treaty, human beings, chimpanzees and nature. Not very interested, #We just want to see Wu Han kiss Sharana passionately!

Few people on the human side watch Chimpanzee’s TV shows. Many people don’t know who Sharana is, and they think it’s an American star. Stunned, actor Wu Han and smart gorilla actress!In just a few days, this work that is said to have great feelings was fired, but anyone with a discerning eye knows that the popularity of this drama is not a matter of feelings at all, but how Wu Han, who has [-] million fans, kissed the chimpanzee Scenes.

For example, #影帝吴晗joins hands with Chimpanzee actress Sharana, the lingering love and hate, please look forward to #论吴晗How long can get out of the shadow of my heart# Exposure, Wu Han took over the film □ □: The matter was threatened by the high level Wu Han Suicide Time#

Tonight is the finale. Er Gouzi and Ah Mang made an appointment to wait for the king to go back and watch the live broadcast.

Wu Dongxue dragged the king to a small garden that was out of the way. Surrounded by lush ornamental plants, there was an octagonal pavilion in the center. It seemed that no one had set foot in it for many years. I wonder if she chose such a place. What are you doing, could it be that... coveting this king's body?

If she is so strong, if she wants to use strength with this king, then this king will have no way to resist.

Although the girl's arms are thin, this king has seen the power contained in them with his own eyes.

Miss Wu Dongxue said: "Actually, our world is a book."

"Still a bullshit book."

"The protagonist of this book is you."

"Because your mental state is unstable, aliens frequently invade the earth."

Make trouble, the king doesn't believe it.

Wu Dongxue was extremely serious, and she even grabbed Ben Wang's paw.

Just when the king wanted to refute her, Twintails jumped out, "No! She's lying to you!"

The pair of ponytails looked very angry. She pulled me behind her, grabbed my shoulders with iron-like hands, shook me and shouted, "Don't be fooled by her! She is a rescuer invited by aliens." In fact, human beings have been controlled by aliens for a long time, and now we are just spiritual bodies lingering in the matrix! Our main body is lying in a petri dish and kept alive by tubes! Your spiritual power is very powerful and has surpassed that of aliens Control, they couldn't confirm your body, so they sent assassination troops into this world to kill your spiritual body, didn't you realize that the world rotates according to your consciousness?!"

The four big eyes stared at me, making me feel a little anxious to urinate.

Ben Wang opened his mouth, and they all tensed up, "Don't be afraid, I just want to ask if Keanu Reeves is in this crew?"

After being punched twice, Ben Wang could clearly hear the bones screaming overwhelmed. When he got home, Er Gouzi and Ah Mang were already squatting in front of the TV. Er Gouzi was sitting on the sofa, The fat was all spread out, "Why did you come back, hurry up and sit down."

Is this the attitude towards the head of the family?

The TV has already started to play the opening title. Sarana and Wu Han are so shy. To be honest, I have never been convinced by anyone in my two lives. I have never heard of being able to kiss a chimpanzee.

Er Gouzi was astonished as if he had discovered the new world: "Why is there a dent in your chest? Was it dented?"

"A girl told me that our world is a book, and it's a very low-quality one, and I'm the protagonist in the book. Although I don't want to deny the protagonist, but the world is a book—" before finishing speaking , Er Gouzi's expression became serious, he swiped the ground and turned into a human figure, before he put on any clothes, he picked up Ah Mang and surrounded the key parts a few times, Ah Mang swore to die, and Er Gouzi used him as a roast chicken threaten it.

"I didn't expect someone to tell you this before me. What she said is true. Our world is a third-rate danmei novel. The protagonists are you and the concierge, Uncle Qin."

Ah Mang said coolly, "It's Uncle Qin."

Ben Wang threw the two of them out of the door with one hand, one dog, one hand and one snake. Er Gouzi and Ah Mang came down from the second floor without thinking about turning around and walking a few steps, "I haven't finished watching the TV, truce and truce!"