The paper man I raised is a school grass

Wen Yu discovered that ever since Yu Yi revealed that he was the game's melon girl, his little fairy man set was getting worse day by day.

Even Wen Yu didn't dare to use the picture of the beautiful girl as the desktop of the computer and mobile phone, but only dared to poke secretly as the avatar of social media. Yu Yi actually wanted to use his P picture as the desktop of the mobile phone?

【Sabalu: Then go on shopping, I'm going to ask someone else. 】

After Wen Yu finished speaking, he opened "Cloud Raising Lovers". Yu Yi dared to use his P picture as the desktop, so he used Yu Yi's bathing picture as his profile picture.

[momoko: Welcome, welcome, it’s time to exchange the fruit of the Yuyuanhua every week. Recently, Tanosi seems not very active. Except for watering the flowers, he has not done other tasks. 】

[Tanosi: I'm sorry, I'm full now, and I don't have time to indulge in games. 】

【Momoko: [Curious] Is it because you are busy with your studies and life recently? 】

[Tan Nuoxi: I'm extremely busy, and Guamei—forget it, let's not talk about it, I'm going to exchange item cards. 】

Wen Yu works diligently to water the flowers every day, and the Yuyuanhua has been upgraded very quickly, and this week's fruits can be exchanged for two items.

Wen Yu chose the bathing item card and the dressing item card, and the chatting item card is not important anymore, anyway, he and Yu Yi can chat every day.

It just so happened that Guamei was also online, and Wen Yu pulled him closer to the bathroom without hesitation.

Wen Yu, who was hiding last time, became more courageous this time. Not only did he circle around Guamei with a bath brush, but he also watched Guamei take off her clothes.

Then Wen Yu was beaten by Gua Mei.

Wen Yu: QAQ.

Unwilling, Wen Yu took a screenshot of Guamei soaking in the bathtub, typed a huge code for him as a QQ profile picture, and ran to Yu Yi again.

【Sabalu: Are you busy? 】

Yu Yi finished browsing the campus forum and was scrolling through the simulation scroll when a QQ message popped up on his phone.

Yu Yi glanced at the countdown clock beside him, pressed pause and picked up the phone.

[Hunter: What do you want from me? 】

[Sabalu: It's nothing, I just asked someone else to ask the question, and I will tell you when I come back. 】

Through the phone screen, Yu Yi could feel Wen Yu's arrogance.

She is really spoiled and proud, she avoided him every day in the past few days, but she is desperately teasing him these days.

Just now he was jumping up and down in the game, Yu Yi didn't believe that Wen Yu really went to ask others physics questions.

[Hunter: Yes. 】

Yu Yi put the phone aside, pressed the countdown clock and continued to write questions.

After a while, Wen Yu sent another message.

[Hunter: What's the matter with you? 】

[Sabalu: It's nothing, I just want you to see my new avatar [grin]. 】

Wen Yu's avatar was still a beautiful girl with blue hair and round face. Yu Yi clicked on it and refreshed it, only then did he discover the root of Wen Yu's arrogance - he actually used his own bathing picture in "Yunyang Lovers" as his avatar, and Played a particularly thought-provoking code.

This cat is really lawless.

[Hunter: Coincidentally, I also changed my avatar, I always thought he was cute. 】

Yu Yi's profile picture was originally a TU-160 bomber. After sending this sentence, he deliberately changed his profile picture.Wen Yu didn't refresh there either, and when he heard Yu Yi say "he's cute", he felt a little sour in his heart. While clicking on Yu Yi's profile picture, he wanted to see how cute Yu Yi's mouth was. , click to open it, oh my god, the Velociraptor in Jurassic Park.

[Sabalu: Fuck ah ah ah ah ah!Shadow of my childhood! ! 】

[Hunter: I think they are quite cute in Jurassic World. 】

Yu Yi posted another picture, and Wen Yu shut down QQ in fright.

After a while, he covered his eyes and opened them, only to find Yu Yi made an expression through his fingers.

[Want me to sleep with you? ]

【Sabalu: [angry]. 】

[Hunter: If you are afraid, you can come to my house to sleep. I will stay at the mine tonight. 】

[Hunter: By the way, I forgot that you have to pass the museum when you come to my house, have you seen the Museum Night, the dinosaur fossils will move at night. 】

[Hunter: I can come and pick you up. 】

[Sabalu: I thank you TVT. 】

Wen Yu was completely honest. Not only did he change his avatar back, but he didn't even dare to use the item card that allowed Guamei to change her outfit.

Guamei, oh no, Yu Yi is really too bad, knowing that dinosaurs are his childhood shadow, he deliberately scares himself.

[Hunter: So do you want to come over? 】

[Sabalu: I'm not coming, do you think I'm stupid? 】

[Hunter: Come here to give you tutoring. 】

[Sabalu: No, my parents are still at home, so it’s not convenient for me to go out, and I need to check online, where to buy fairy water is cheaper. 】

[Hunter: I suggest you not to buy casually online, be careful of fakes. 】

【Sabalu: So what should we do?The original price is too expensive, I can't afford it. 】

【Hunter: I'll go to the mall tomorrow to see what activities are going on. The offline discounts are also huge now. My mom is celebrating her birthday too, so I'll buy her a birthday gift by the way. 】

【Sabalu: Alright. 】

The two made an appointment to go to the mall after finishing the experiment of the Science and Technology Festival tomorrow.

【Sabalu: So you're not going to live there again this week? 】

[Hunter: No. 】On Saturday morning, Wen Yu went to school with a dozen eggs, Gao Yuan carried a large bag of cornstarch, Pi Tiankai borrowed a gopro and attached a SLR, Yu Yi prepared measuring tools and containers, and the instructor came over I was stunned when I saw it: "You can make an omelette by the way after you finish the experiment."

Pi Tiankai thought for a while: "I think it's okay."

He picked up the SLR and began to click, and the instructor took the handed-in plan and explained the precautions to them.

"There are two things you ignore in the plan. One is the throwing of the eggs. How to make the eggs fall into the container steadily is the first problem. The second problem is the size of the container. You must also consider."

Gao Yuan said: "Of course, the bigger the container, the better. As for the first one, it's easier. There are three football teams in our group."

"Science, we must talk about science." The instructor said, "You are good at accuracy, but can you guarantee that 100% of them will fall into the container?"

Yu Yi thought for a moment and said, "You can add a throwing device."

The instructor said: "This is fine, but the time is tight now."

Gao Yuan said: "If it's a simple throwing device, it's fine. As long as I have drawings and materials, I can make it tonight."

The instructor didn't expect Gao Yuan to be able to do handwork: "Not bad, Gao Yuan."

Yu Yi said: "In our group Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Pi Tiankai is the photographer, Gao Yuan can do handwork, and Wen Yu can paint. Wen Yu also came up with this idea."

The instructor praised: "This scheme is more prominent among the submitted schemes. I saw that many teams entered into a misunderstanding, and the installations became more and more complicated, but the final result was ignored."

Wen Yu said: "Because it's too complicated, we won't do it hahahaha."

The instructor said: "So you must guarantee the results of the experiment."

Wen Yu nodded, called the team members aside and said, "In this way, we will determine the fluid mixing ratio and container size today, then Gaoyuan will make the throwing device tonight, and we will debug the throwing device tomorrow."

Wen Yu asked Yu Yi: "What was the record last year?"

Yu Yi said: "Fourth floor."

Wen Yu said: "Then our experiment will target the sixth floor."

The four of them quickly got busy. Today, apart from Wen Yu's group, several other groups also came to conduct experiments. The unique design of Wen Yu's group attracted many people to watch.

Wen Yu tried the second layer first, and the egg fell off intact, and could even be used again after wiping.

"It's amazing, why didn't we think of finding a way on the ground."

“And it doesn’t cost much at all to look at it that way.”

"What's in their basin? It looks a little weird."

"Starch, don't you see the bag next to it?"

"Shen Yu is really powerful, if only he was in our group."

"You don't know him, do you think he will help you? Wen Yu is his deskmate, and I heard that the relationship between the two is pretty good."

"This method is Wen Yu's idea." Pi Tiankai said by the way that he just happened to overheard these conversations after filming one camera position, and then changed another camera position.

"Wen Yu thought of it? Really?"

The classmate who spoke did not believe it.

Pi Tiankai patted the camera: "But there is a video to prove it, and it will be released at that time. Don't discuss this, because Wen Yu will feel more pressure on him when he hears it."

At first, Pi Tiankai and Gao Yuan didn't believe that this method could be successful. They thought that Wen Yu was just like them, just wanting to get credits and join in the fun. Unexpectedly, Wen Yu was very serious, and they were gradually infected and began to prepare for the competition seriously.

Therefore, Pi Tiankai can understand the thoughts of other students and coaches. Regardless of whether the school spirit is open or not, and whether the popularity is good or not, students with special sports skills will always be treated differently in key high schools, especially when it comes to exams and knowledge competitions.

Everyone thought that this group was led by Yu Yi to fly the three of them, and Wen Yu, the group leader, was under tremendous pressure to participate in this competition.

Fortunately, today's experiment was a success, the eggs fell smoothly from the fifth floor, and Wen Yu's tense nerves finally relaxed a little.

"You will have to work hard to make the throwing device tonight." Wen Yu said to Gao Yuan.

"Don't worry, leave it to me, we will meet tomorrow morning."

Gao Yuan packed his schoolbag: "Then I'll go home and look for the blueprints first."

Pi Tiankai lived close to Gao Yuan: "I'll go to Gao Yuan's house to help."

Wen Yu said, "Ah, then I'll go too—"

The instructor said: "You can give the task to Gao Yuan with peace of mind. Just revise the plan tonight. Yu Yi is better at this aspect. You can let Yu Yi also participate."

Yu Yi nodded: "Okay."

The four of them cleaned up the test site together. The tools, unused starch and eggs were stored in the science and education building. Yu Yi said to Wen Yu, "Let's go to the mall."

Wen Yu asked: "Now?"

Yu Yi said, "Yes."

Wen Yu took out his phone: "Wait a minute."

He opened all the social software with a balance, and collected money from QQ, WeChat and Alipay, and collected 1200 yuan.

"That's all the money, is it enough?"

Yu Yi said: "Go and see to find out."

The business district is nearby, less than a kilometer away, Yu Yi wanted to stop the car, but Wen Yu said, "Forget it, let's go on foot."

On the way, I still did not forget to teach Yu Yi: "Walk more, ride less, not only exercise, but also reduce carbon emissions. Look at you, sit in the classroom every day without moving, be careful to become a fat house."

Yu Yi asked: "Do you want to go to my house to see the fitness tools?"

Wen Yu squinted: "You tricked me into going to your house again."

Yu Yi said again; "Or go to the mall later and find a fitting room for you to see?"

Wen Yu said: "If you don't look at it, no one has any muscles."

Exercising comes second, mainly because he has no money. The 1200 yuan was supposed to be spent until the end of November, but now it’s all used to buy fairy water for Mama Wen, leaving only the 11 yuan in the meal card for support, and occasionally Rubbing friends.

Unlike playing with plastic figurines in the past, this time I dropped thousands of dollars without even hearing the water splash. Wen Yu walked into the first floor of the shopping mall and saw the dazzling array of skin care products and cosmetics, and began to sigh again.

"Look at the new products."

"Is there anything I need? There is an event today."

It was Wen Yu's first visit to the cosmetics section, and he felt a little timid when he saw the cabinet lady greeting him enthusiastically, he tugged at the corner of Yu Yi's clothes, and asked in a low voice, "They greeted me, should I wave to them? I feel a little impolite to just walk over and ignore them."

Yu Yi said: "Believe it or not, if you wave your hand, they will immediately invite you into the counter."

Wen Yu looked to the right, and a cabinet lady looked at him with a hint of scrutiny, and said to Wen Yu with a smile: "Little handsome guy, who are you buying a gift for?"

Looking again, there is a set of more than 3000 on the poster next to him. He immediately covered the phone in his pocket and turned his head with a serious face.

"Let's go find the fairy water."

After finally finding the counter, the counter sister saw that there were two handsome young men, and was a little surprised: "Are you using it yourself or giving it away?"

Wen Yu said, "I'll buy fairy water for my mother."

The inside and outside of the counter were full of bottles and cans, Wen Yu didn't dare to move, and he was obedient and timid when speaking, the counter sister saw it in her eyes, and her tone was much gentler.

"Then sit here and I'll get it for you."

Wen Yu deliberately opened the stool a little before sitting down. There was an instrument on the table. He stared at it for a while and asked Yu Yi, "What is this? King Kong man's hood?"

"This is a skin tester." The cabinet sister brought the fairy water and said with a smile, "I'll make one for you later."

Wen Yu said, "No need."

The lady at the counter said: "After the test, you can send a sample. You can also try our products. We also have boys in our family."

Wen Yu shook his head again and again: "It's too expensive, I can't afford it."

The cabinet sister said: "We are doing activities now, and the price is very cost-effective."

When Wen Yu heard that the price was very good, he quickly asked, "Can I buy it for 1000 yuan?"

He also wants to keep 200 yuan for dinner.

The cabinet sister said: "If it is 215ml, you can't buy it for 1000 yuan."

Wen Yu took a careful look at the bottle in the cabinet sister's hand: "Is this fairy water?"

The cabinet lady said, "Yes."

Wen Yu frowned: "Why is it different from the one my mother bought? Did my mother buy a fake one?"

The cabinet sister asked, "Which one does your mother use?"

Wen Yu gestured; "It's a plastic bottle with a pump. The water inside is transparent and yellowish, a bit like urine. It smells like saliva, and the taste is very strong."

Even the cabinet lady who managed the expressions first-class when Wen Yu asked if she could buy fairy water for 1000 yuan, the smile on her face instantly froze when she heard Wen Yu's words.

The author has something to say: Today is the straight male cat cat hh

明天该表白了，嗯。感谢在2020-08-1023:29:47~2020-08-1221:18:45期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 cat does not meow;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Xixi 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：大大都是小可爱25瓶；朝梨20瓶；春眠10瓶；木醴4瓶；猫咪爱好者1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!