The paper man I raised is a school grass

Grandma Wen also came to join in the fun: "What's the matter, what is 2000 yuan."

Mother Wen put the box of mask on the sink: "It's nothing, you can watch TV."

Grandma Wen adjusted her glasses and finally saw the box of cream-like cream: "Isn't this the aloe vera gel that Wen Yu applied yesterday?"

"It's not aloe vera gel, it's a facial mask." Mama Wen was angry for a while, and now she's gone. She opened the cabinet, took out a bunch of facial masks and moisturizing water, and taught Wen Yu one by one, "Aloe vera gel There is still a little left, I will take it away, I will not be at home in the future, if your skin is red and you don’t need to go to the hospital, you can use these, this is a moisturizing mask, remember to wash off after wiping, this is a sheet emergency mask, This is moisturizing water——”

How could Wen Yu know what kind of facial mask and moisturizing water, his mind was full of 2000 yuan.

"Mom, haven't you been cheated?" Wen Yu took a closer look at the mask box again, "A box of masks costs 2000 yuan? The very expensive mystery of the ocean that grandma said is only more than 200 yuan."

Grandma Wen said, "I'm not talking about the mystery of the ocean, Xiao Yu, did you hear me wrong?"

Wen Yu was also confused: "Isn't it?"

Mother Wen said; "That's La Mer!"

Wen Yu: "..."

Mother Wen couldn't explain it clearly, and Wen Yu couldn't understand it. In the end, Mother Wen completely gave up the idea of ​​cultivating her son's skin care habits, and she put away the bottles and jars one by one; "Forget it, now I will remind you of sunscreen and skin care." , I’ll leave it to your girlfriend in the future—hey, where’s my god/fairy water?”

Wen Yu looked left and right, and finally his eyes fell on the toilet cleaner next to the toilet.

Wen Le said loudly: "I know! My brother said that the god/fairy water is very good for washing the toilet!"

Wen Yu: "..."

Wen Yu was beaten out of the bathroom by Wen's mother.

Wen Yu: QAQ

Father Wen comforted Wen Yu: "Son, don't worry, I've been married to your mother for 20 years and I still haven't distinguished those things. Okay, go take a shower."

Then Dad Wen went to coax Mom Wen again: "Just wash the toilet when you wash the toilet. The toilet is also the face of a family. It's not wrong to use some skin care products for maintenance."

Mother Wen said angrily: "You are all reasonable!"

Dad Wen said: "I'll buy you a mask, I'll buy it for you now, don't be angry."

Mama Wen was finally coaxed, took Wen Le to take a bath, and Wen Yu also came out of the shower, just about to sneak back to the room when Mama Wen who was wearing a mask called her to stop her.

"Wait a moment."

Mother Wen tore off the mask from her face, and stuck it on Wen Yu's face: "Come and apply it."

Having been ruined by Wen Yu's 3000 yuan skin care products, Wen's mother began to plan carefully.

With the smell of saliva on his face, Wen Yu went back to his room to review with ashen face.

On the second day of school, Wen Yu still felt that his face smelled of saliva, so he rubbed his face with his hands from time to time during morning self-study, and then put it under his nose to smell it.

Yu Yi quickly discovered something was wrong with Wen Yu: "What's wrong?"

Wen Yu leaned over, pointed to his face and said, "Come and smell, does my face smell like saliva?"

Yu Yi: "..."

Yu Yi could no longer tell whether Wen Yu teased him on purpose or unconsciously. ,

Wen Yu started rolling up his trouser legs again. He was wearing sports pants today, so he quickly rolled up his trouser legs, bent down and sniffed his calves: "The legs are better, and there is no smell."

"Why does my mother like this kind of saliva-flavored thing?"

Wen Yu turned on the phone muttering, Dad Wen bought a mask for Mom Wen last night, and Wen Yu also planned to buy a fairy water for Mom Wen, so as not to put weird things on his face again.

As a result, I searched on Taobao and was dumbfounded by the price again.

Wen Yu fiddled with the whole morning self-study in his narrow cat bed, alarming the front, rear, left, and right seats.

The girl in the back seat asked, "Wen Yu, what's wrong with you?"

Wen Yu grimaced: "Do you know where to buy cheap god/fairy water? I want the cheapest one."

The boy in the back seat asked: "What god/fairy water?"

The girl in the back seat said, "I know, it's that very expensive skii, my cousin used it."

Wen Yu nodded again and again: "That's the thing."

Boys buy skin care products at this price, especially when they ask female classmates for their opinions, which is very tricky.

The boy in the back seat asked, "Wen Yu, who are you giving skin care products to?"

Send skin care products?

Yu Yi stopped the pen in his hand and looked at Wen Yu.

"Give it to my mother, I used her mask and fairy/water to wipe my legs." Wen Yu said with tears in his stomach, "I will definitely run away when I see these bottles and cans in the future."

The girl in the back seat was stunned: "Wait, what did you say?"

Wen Yu said: "I will definitely run away when I see these bottles and cans in the future."

The girl in the back seat said, "No, it's the previous sentence."

Wen Yu said, "Send it to my mother?"

The girl in the back seat said, "No, what did you say you used to wipe your legs?"

Wen Yu said: "Immortal/water?"

The girl in the back seat burst into tears: "You are a delicate cat, and I am a rough guy."

During the evening self-study, a post appeared on the campus forum with a very cryptic title - I went to watch the friendly match between our school football team and No. [-] Middle School football team this afternoon. I found that many people who didn't understand football went to watch it.There is also a photo in the main building, which is the back view of a girl wearing a shirt, plaid skirt and stockings, standing on the football field and watching the game.

Gao Yuan quickly posted this picture to the group.

Wen Yu was reviewing when he suddenly heard a frantic QQ ringing, all of which belonged to him.

Wen Yu opened the QQ group to have a look.

Sabalu: "Wow, beauty."

Then he disappeared again.

Gao Yuan pushed Wen Yu out again.

Sabalu: "What, I'm reviewing."

Squatting Bayern tonight: "Are you really bent, you are not interested in girls anymore."

Sabalu: "My only interest is reviewing, bye."

Wen Yu ran away again, Gao Yuan persevered to get him out.

Squatting Bayern tonight: "You look again?"

Wen Yu said: "What are you looking at, isn't it just a beautiful girl with good legs? What are you doing secretly taking pictures of other girls?"

Squatting Bayern tonight: "No, take a closer look? Don't you think it looks familiar?"

Wen Yu took a closer look, and felt that this picture seemed to be a bit—awkward?

Friends quickly sent the link, Wen Yu was interrupted to review, so he had to click in to read.This building has almost 600 floors, and there are sneaky photos on the first few floors, some boasting about the beautiful legs of the girl, and some want to ask who this girl is. It was not until the 40th floor that someone who understood asked.

"Is this picture P's?"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and sure enough, many people began to agree.

50L: Is this from another school?This is not our school uniform, which school uniform is more fashionable than our school?

51L: It can't be from another school. Today is not an official competition. All the players are from the No. [-] Middle School football team. I was at the scene and I didn't see this girl.

55L: So she is from our school?Even though it's Friday today, I still have to wear school uniforms.

56L: Didn't the famous detective say it belonged to P?

58L: So who is the original picture?

67L: I seem to know... who the original picture is...

70L replied to 67L: I also...

67L replies to 70L: Every time he pulls his socks on the court, I want to say, can you stop doing this kind of action in public, it is really easy to be misunderstood [cover your face and cry].

70L replied to 67L: He wears the ball socks as JK's stockings, and he especially likes to pull [stand hands] on his knees.

67L replied to 70L: Because the legs are really beautiful.

80L: Damn, I seem to know who it is after you say that.

67L replied to 80L: It seems that everyone knows about it.

Someone with decoding jumped out.

100L: I see, this is Wen Yu's leg!

101L: Damn it, it seems to be true.

102L:P has no sense of disobedience...

105L: His pair of football socks today are too much like a girl's stockings [cover face].

110L: I just said that something white on the court blinded my eyes. It turned out to be Wen Yu's big white legs.

113L: Wen Yu's legs are maintained with fairy water, can they not be white? PS: 1500 bottles of fairy water.

120L: The school belle is really hammered.

121L: The leg of the town school.

200L: The problem of two school grassroots in our school has finally been solved (no other meaning, just one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers [squinting smile])

After reading all the posts, Wen Yu was at a loss:? ?Who took it?No, whose P is it?

Sabalu: "@皮皮PI Chairman, did you secretly film me again?"

Chairman Pipipi: "I'm wronged, I'm so exhausted, I don't have time to take pictures."

Sabalu: "Which bastard took the picture and turned me into a woman?"

Gummy Bear: "It hints that you're going to wear women's clothes."

Ying: "This picture was passed on to many groups after school in the afternoon, and everyone praised you for looking good."

Black: "Everyone is looking forward to your women's clothing [crazy hint]."

My favorite thing is to learn mathematics: "Girl Goose, you have grown up too, it's time to learn how to buy beautiful little skirts by yourself."

Sabalu: "Go away!"

Wen Yu closed the group, opened the other groups and looked, and sure enough there were several groups discussing this picture, Wen Yu's heart skipped a beat, wondering if Yu Yi would know.

He opened Yu Yi's QQ, wanting to secretly ask Yu Yi if he saw it, but he was too embarrassed to ask directly, so he pretended to send a physics problem to ask Yu Yi what he was going to do.

Yu Yi explained it to him patiently, not only wrote down the steps and photographed him, but also analyzed it with voice.

Wen Yu listened confusedly: "Thank you."

Yu Yi: "Yes."

Yu Yi didn't speak for a while, and Wen Yu sent another message.

【Sabalu: Are you still busy?I'm not busy. I have another question to ask you. 】

[Hunter: Not busy. 】

[Sabalu: Are you really not busy?What are you doing?Brush questions?reading? 】

【Hunter: I was browsing campus forums. 】

Wen Yu:? ? ?

[Hunter: I saw a nice photo, and I plan to use it as the cover of my phone. 】

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-0923:16:27~2020-08-1023:29:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Chaoli and Litchi 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: if you come back 4 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!