The paper man I raised is a school grass

Yu Yi coughed.

Wen Yu was still wondering if Mother Wen had bought a fake product, but the cabinet sister obviously didn't want to talk to him anymore.

On the other hand, the other handsome guy looked calmer, and he looked like he had a good family background. The cabinet sister put on her professional smile again.

"What does this baby want?"

As soon as Wen Yu heard it, even the baby called, and he was a little unhappy in an instant.

Wen Yu said: "I haven't finished asking, why did you go to him?"

The counter lady said, "I really can't answer the question you asked, and we don't have the one you mentioned at the counter."

Wen Yu said dissatisfied: "Then you don't need to call him baby, he is almost eighteen."

The cabinet sister smiled and said: "I am over 30, and you are babies in my eyes."

It's just that this baby obviously doesn't include Wen Yu.

Yu Yi said to the cabinet sister: "I won't buy it for the time being, you should ask him."

The cabinet sister asked Wen Yu: "Then do you want this fairy water?"

Wen Yu asked: "Can I buy it for 1200? I only have 1200."

Cabinet lady: "..."

I've worked at this counter for several years, and this is the first time I've seen it come to bargain. If it wasn't for Wen Yu's good looks, the counter sister would have rolled her eyes.

The cabinet sister took out the calculator and clicked it a few times: "This 215ml fairy water is priced at 1590. If the shopping mall is full of 900-100, then it is 1490. Buy this now and get a 30ml cleanser and 10ml fairy water Sample, new members will get a 10ml fairy water sample after joining the club, and a new member will get a mask for the first order, which is 86% off. If you buy another facial cleanser, you can get 200 off, that is 82% off. Are you a VIP in the mall, or someone who has a birthday today, you can get double points for your birthday today, and the VIP in the mall will give you another 50 volumes, and you can use it when you return to the counter next time..."

Wen Yu fainted.

"Auntie, I don't understand." Wen Yu said, "Can you tell me, can I buy it for 1200?"

Aunt?

The cabinet sister put the calculator on the table with a cold face: "No."

Wen Yu asked again: "Then where can I buy 1200 fairy water?"

The lady at the counter said: "You can't buy it anywhere in domestic counters."

Wen Yu's small face wrinkled.

He seemed to want to buy it sincerely, but he was short of money, so the cabinet sister brought out several other products: "Why don't you buy this trial box? There is fairy water in it, or you can buy a big red bottle as a gift for mom, big red The bottle is also our star product blabla..."

Wen Yu fainted again.

He pulled the corner of La Yuyi's clothes: "Brother Yi, you are good at math, tell me what this aunt is talking about." The cabinet sister: "..."

Another customer came, a mother and daughter, the cabinet sister felt that she needed to go out for a while, or she would really be sent to heaven by Wen Yu.

"Take a look first, tell me what you like."

The cabinet sister left, Yu Yi asked Wen Yu: "She is only in her thirties, why did you call me auntie?"

Wen Yu said: "She already calls you baby, why can't I call her auntie."

Yu Yi smiled and said, "Why, are you jealous?"

"Are you annoying or not? No one cares about calling you a baby. You're already such an adult."

Wen Yu said: "Help me figure out a way, you see she is so kind to you, and she is calling you baby and laughing at you again, you go and help me negotiate the price, before I come down, I will go to Taobao to buy it. "

Yu Yi said: "I guess it's impossible to bargain."

Wen Yu stood up: "Then let's go."

"What's the hurry." Yu Yi dragged Wen Yu to sit down, raised his chin, and pointed at the new mother and daughter, "Listen to what they have to say."

Wen Yu glanced at Yu Yi, and then at the mother and daughter. The young one was about 20 years old, dressed fashionable, and she was a beautiful girl, and the older one was gentle and demure, well-behaved, and a beauty.

Wen Yu was so jealous: "Fuck you, Yu Yi, you sea king, it's fine if the charming cabinet sister calls you a baby, but you still want to catch a beautiful lady? Or are you going to catch another aunt?"

"Quiet."

Yu Yi pressed Wen Yu to sit down, then stood up; "I'll help you buy 1200 fairy water."

Yu Yi walked over, and Wen Yu was so angry that he took Yu Yi's schoolbag and slammed it several times.

Sitting on the stool, he licked Yu Yi's schoolbag, and looked at Yu Yi in front of the counter with fiery eyes. He saw what Yu Yi said to the mother and daughter, and what he said to the cabinet sister. The cabinet sister was stunned for a moment, and then the cabinet sister smiled happily, the mother and daughter nodded repeatedly, and the four chatted quickly.

Even chatting?

Wen Yu glared at Yu Yi's back, Yu Yi glanced back, made a gesture of touching his head, and then continued to chat with the mother and daughter, then the cabinet sister issued a ticket and handed it to the mother and daughter, the young girl took the ticket and went to After checking out, Yu Yi finally came back.

"Are you back?" Wen Yu hugged Yu Yi's schoolbag and said angrily, "Where's my fairy water?"

Yu Yi took his schoolbag and carried it on his right shoulder, then mentioned Wen Yu's schoolbag: "Come with me."

Wen Yu followed Yu Yi to the cabinet sister, who took out two bags and opened the box: "Then I will give the box of the box to the other two customers."

Yu Yi said, "Okay."

The cabinet sister packed the fairy water and handed it to Wen Yu, who was stunned: "I haven't paid you yet."

Yu Yi said: "Give the money to that young lady later."

The young girl who paid the bill came back soon, and Yu Yi asked Wen Yu to take out her phone, and transferred 1190 yuan to the girl.

"Thank you very much," said the young girl.

Yu Yi smiled and said, "It should be us thanking you."

The young girl counted the gifts and looked very happy: "You really don't want the gifts?"

Yu Yi said: "No need, the gift is not for personal use."

Yu Yi said goodbye to the cabinet sister and the mother and daughter, and left the counter with Wen Yu. Wen Yu was in a daze from beginning to end. He only knew that he really bought 1200 pieces of fairy water, and the cabinet sister hadn't lost her temper yet. , When I left, I called myself a baby.

Wen Yu was flattered.

"Did you play a trick on the cabinet sister and the mother and daughter?" Wen Yu felt a little unreal, "No, didn't the cabinet sister just say that you can't buy it in the whole country?"

Yu Yi said: "You can't buy single items, but you can buy sets. There are already discounts on sets. If you find someone to fight for one, it's over."

This operation made Wen Yu dumbfounded: =口=

"How did you spell the price?"

Yu Yi said: "Forget it, I just heard the cabinet sister do the calculations, and I probably know what activities are going on."

Wen Yu: "..."

It was the first time Wen Yu knew that it turned out that good grades in mathematics could also attract the cosmetics giant's wool.

"Aren't you afraid of scaring customers away?"

Yu Yi said: "Why are you scared away? The mother and daughter also spent a lot less money, and all the gifts were given to them. I also added WeChat. When they want to use points, they can also find me."

As soon as he heard about adding WeChat, Wen Yu immediately became vigilant: "Whose WeChat to add?"

"I've added them all, the cabinet sister's, and that girl's."

Wen Yu started to get sour again: "Why add WeChat, do you still want to hear the cabinet sister call you baby?"

Yu Yi squeezed Wen Yu's face: "Frowning every day, I think you are the baby."

Baby Wen Yu was upset.

I bought something for Mother Wen, but there was only ten yuan left in my pocket, and Yu Yi asked him to find a flower shop to wrap the gift for just ten yuan.

"If there is anything worth packing, I have already thought about it. When I go back, I will bring it to my mother directly. I wish her a happy Double Ninth Festival."

Yu Yi interrupted Wen Yu: "Wait, what happiness did you say wish your mother?"

"Happy Double Ninth Festival."

Yu Yi: "..."

Wen Yu took out his mobile phone and showed Yu Yi the holiday watch: "There must be a reason for giving gifts. The Mid-Autumn Festival is over, and the New Year's Day is too far away. Isn't it the Double Ninth Festival? The Double Ninth Festival respects the old and loves the young. bug."

This problem became serious, Yu Yi found a flower shop next to the shopping mall, dragged Wen Yu in, and spent ten yuan to buy a small card and wrapping paper.

Wen Yu faced the small card with a sad face: "What are you writing?"

Yu Yi said: "Anyway, apart from Happy Double Ninth Festival, I can write about everything else."

Wen Yu looked at the small card over and over again: "A small piece of paper costs ten yuan, why not save it to buy milk tea."

Yu Yi said, "You write here, and I'll buy it for you."

Yu Yi bought milk tea for Wen Yu and came back, Wen Yu said that he was a little hungry, Yu Yi went to buy a hamburger for Wen Yu, Wen Yu finished eating the hamburger, and wanted to drink Coke, Yu Yi had to go and give it to him Bought a Coke.

After eating and drinking enough, Wen Yu hadn't finished writing just a few dozen words.

Yu Yi sat opposite Wen Yu helplessly: "Do you know how difficult you are to raise?"

"I know I have a lot of problems, and I don't want you to raise them." Wen Yu sipped his milk tea, drawing circles on the draft paper with a pen in his hand.

"Who bought you the milk tea? Who bought you the hamburger? Who bought you the Coke?"

This little heartless.

"Wait until I pay you back."

Yu Yi asked: "Do you still have money to pay back?"

"I just have no money for the time being, and I still have some New Year's money deposited with my mother, but—"

Yu Yi said: "But I can't give it to you now, can I?"

"I didn't say you couldn't give it to me." Wen Yu sipped on the milk tea, his voice became softer and softer, "My mother said that you can only withdraw the money after you fall in love."

"Then it seems that the money is not available for the time being." Yu Yi took Wen Yu's pen and wrote a number on the draft paper.

"1900?" Wen Yu felt that the milk tea in his mouth suddenly became stale, "Are you a devil? Do you want so many milk tea burgers?"

"The milk tea, hamburger, cola just now, and the cost of raising you for the next month." Yu Yi tapped the table with a pen, and said with a smile, "Why don't you fall in love with me, and then withdraw the love fund in advance, and put this Repay the debt?"

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