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The opening ceremony was held the next day.The students gathered on the playground and lined up. When the overall situation was stable, the director came to the stage, coughed a few times, and began to give lectures.The orthodox official accent is familiar.In the final stage, scholarships are awarded.The crowd was agitated and coaxed repeatedly, wanting to pay respects to Xueba and feel the psychological gap.

A handful of super talented people came to the stage, and the leading boy won the first place in the city with unimaginable scores, and the others also ranked among the best.The special honor scholarship is awarded by the principal himself.

Mr. Principal came late with a round belly.Because the belt is too tight, the visual effect of the stomach is more rounded and full, and a smooth oily face with a rippling smile is obviously the accumulation of fat caused by overnutrition.The principal solemnly handed over the scholarship to Xueba, smiled from the bottom of his heart, then applauded, and then the whole school applauded.The top students were applauded by huge applause, and finally the principal concluded his speech.

"I can't take it anymore, that stomach is like a cancer." Gao Shenghan said disgustedly.

"Aren't Gao Fushuai's fathers all of this type? I thought you had a sense of identity." Liu Feng said.

Gao Shenghan raised his eyebrows and said, "You can insult my dad, but you can't insult my dad's figure. His six-pack abs made my mom slump under his jeans. There is no comparison with those watermelon bellies. .”

"Your mother is so delicate..."

"To be precise, my dad is too fierce. He is a special soldier retired as a fitness instructor, and my mother's private teacher. That day my mother went to the gym, and my dad was doing sit-ups. His eyes met, and it was love at first sight. , I find it incredible."

"Well, then what?"

"Then on an unresolved night, I was born." Gao Shenghan said.

"Your father is so powerful..."

"Yes, he is my idol."

Liu Feng suddenly felt something was wrong, "How do you know about your parents' relationship?"

"My dad told me about it."

"Can this also be said...?"

"What's wrong? In my dad's opinion, it was a glorious time. You have to know that the hero's mention of the past is not bragging and showing off, but a continual narcissism. My dad can single out five people without any problem, and my mother is full of it." Full of security. He can fight a protracted battle and make my mother feel happy, of course he has the capital of narcissism."

"It's so...you're too casual about telling me secret things." Liu Feng was very surprised.

"No, I'm only so casual with my own family."

"My family?" Liu Feng was startled, "How do you say that?"

"With your intelligence, it's not difficult to understand this sentence, right?" Gao Shenghan raised his eyebrows, "You're not good at pretending to be stupid. Huh?"

"It means a tall, rich and handsome confession in disguise to a short, thin and ugly one, doesn't it...?"

"Yeah." Gao Shenghan nodded with satisfaction, "It's rare to see a smart little Tsundere like you, I like it, young master."

"It's just that tall, rich and handsome, shouldn't he be a bit more publicized? Why are you so reserved?"

"Do you want me to half-kneel in front of you with a bouquet of roses and shout to marry me? Such an outdated plot is not in line with my aesthetics. I dare to confess with the help of roses to set off the atmosphere. I am too unconfident. Conflicting narcissistic qualities.”

Liu Feng was speechless...

"Oh, but you finally admitted that I am tall, rich and handsome. Based on the affirmation of your recognition, I invite you to dinner at noon."

"Really? Are you going to entertain me with the famous three meat dishes and one vegetarian dish?" Liu Feng asked.

"You can insult me, but don't insult my financial strength!"

"Okay, I will never let your financial strength down." Liu Feng said affirmatively, "After school, you go to order food first, and I will go back to the dormitory to get things."

"is it necessary?"

"It is very necessary." Liu Feng nodded fiercely.

"Okay, it's up to you." The eating place is called waiting for you, and turn right when you leave the school gate.

"remember."

School at noon.

Gao Shenghan was playing games in a fancy restaurant.The interior decoration is classical and elegant, and soothing music is played.The waiter waited with his hands in hand, and there was a thick menu on the table, with a lively and delicious picture attached to each dish name, which was just right to seduce the appetite.

Liu Feng led two people in.Gao Shenghan looked carefully, one was thin and thin, the other was tall and strong, and he brought two classmates, it was really troublesome.

The four of them sat down, and Liu Feng introduced, "This is, uh, the same attributes as yours, but a different type, a thick-haired bastard, silly, athletic straight guy——Zhang Jian."

Gao Shenghan looked at Zhang Jianli's cropped head, and thought that that part should have dense hair.

"Hello."

"Hello." Zhang Jian was a little unnatural.

"This is your deskmate, Xiaoxing." Liu Feng said.

"Oh, I know, the cute little Zhengtai in our class, little brother, hello."

"Uh, hello." Xiaoxing replied in a low voice.

"Don't be shy, here is the menu, order whatever you want, I'll treat you." Gao Shenghan smiled.

"Didn't I tell you to order first?" Liu Feng asked.

"What do you do if you don't like it after I ordered it? Order it yourself, I don't like other people's eating habits."

Zhang Jian looked down at the menu and asked Xiaoxing what he wanted to eat, but Xiaoxing didn't know, so he had to look first before talking.

Taking advantage of this gap, Gao Shenghan sent Liu Feng a QQ message, "Are you afraid of having lunch with me? Am I that scary?"

"No," Liu Feng replied, "I promised not to let your financial strength down."

"So you got two helpers?"

"Strictly speaking, Zhang Jian is the main force. You have to know that athletic straight men have always had amazing appetites."

"You're so naive, I'm worried that his stomach will bloat after eating, and you still have to buy him digestion tablets."

"No, you should believe that his digestive ability is as strong as your father's sexual ability."

"...Your sister's." Gao Shenghan cursed secretly, unable to refute.

"Salad and mashed potatoes, pasta with shrimp oil, grilled chicken pizza, bacon rolls with okra, a cup of black tea, thank you." Zhang Jian said with satisfaction.

Gao Shenghan said, are you trying to support yourself to death?Forget it, no matter, then ordered a curry chicken rice and a cup of milk tea.Liu Feng asked Xiaoxing what to eat, Xiaoxing shook his head, so he added two servings of chicken rice, Ou Kai, it was over.

"Okay, is there anything else you need?" the waiter confirmed.

"We need to serve the food as soon as possible," Gao Shenghan said.

"Okay, no problem." The waiter withdrew.

The four chatted while eating.

Gao Shenghan looked at Zhang Jian eating like a wolf like a tiger, and at Xiao Xing eating slowly, there is really a big difference.

"Student Zhang Jian, are you really a straight man?"

Zhang Jian raised his head: "Just kidding, brother is a pure man with a single orientation."

"But no matter how I look at you, you look like a gong."

"Then I'll just be a straight man."

"Have ideals." Gao Shenghan said: "Straight men can alleviate the social status quo of the unbalanced sex ratio, and in the future will be high-paying employment."

"Fuck, it's just nonsense. Why do I feel that the existence of straight men has exacerbated social unrest?" Liu Feng said.

"That's because you think too much." Gao Shenghan said.

At this time, Xiaoxing blinked and asked weakly: "Straight man...what do you mean?"

The three of them exchanged glances, and Gao Shenghan lowered his voice and said, "As the name suggests, little brother, a straight boy is a straight boy."

"Oh." Xiaoxing nodded, "And then?"

"Then... this refers directly to a bold personality, who likes to take advantage of things regardless of trivial matters, loves freedom without restraint, understand?" Gao Shenghan said.

"Oh." Xiao Xing didn't know if he knew it or not, and he didn't want to ask anymore, so he lowered his head and concentrated on grilling the rice.

"What a wonderful explanation." Liu Feng smiled, and sent a message to Gao Shenghan, "You can brag about this kind of bullshit, your fucking lung capacity is pretty awesome."

"It's necessary, the cute little Zhengtai is the cutest if she doesn't know anything."

"This will mislead the younger generation."

"Please refer to my last message."

"Get lost..." Liu Feng closed the message box.

"By the way, you are so rich, don't you have a girlfriend?" Zhang Jian asked Gao Shenghan.

"Money has nothing to do with girlfriends. By the way, do you have one?"

"not yet."

"Oh~ how are you and that beauty named Feng Ling going?"

Zhang Jian shook his head, "The situation is not optimistic, it will take some time."

"So, how did she respond to you?"

"neither cold nor hot."

"It seems to be quite difficult. You meet a noble and glamorous literary girl, and she is still pretty. It is difficult." Gao Shenghan said.

"Is it difficult? Just kidding." Zhang Jian coaxed coquettishly, "I just need to take off my clothes, show off my muscles, and let her take the initiative to sacrifice."

"Hehe... You think that if you take off your panties and show your dick, the chances of that beauty's dedication may be better." Liu Feng said.

"I thank you two, that's a way to seduce a woman, okay. The noble and glamorous type don't eat this." Gao Shenghan said.

"Why?" Zhang Jian asked.

"Because I don't have that physical need yet, I'm still panicked, mentally disturbed, and in unbearable pain when my aunt suddenly visits me every month."

"Then, what should I do?"

"If it is me, I will give up decisively. There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world. It is better to find another place. There is no need to go to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau for a Tianshan snow lotus. Even if you bring it home, it will not adapt to the environment."

"The problem is that you may not be able to find it in another place."

"What I mean is Zhang Jian, it's more appropriate for you to follow the mass route. It's a fact that athletic boys are in high demand. As long as you stick to the two basic points of having assholes as the center and satisfying corrupt women and women as the two basic points, then your chrysanthemum luck There will be a steady stream, and an exclusive modernization path will be developed..."

Zhang Jian understood, and said, "You mean to make me come second? Damn, it's as if I have no taste, and I still have a bottom line for aesthetics."

"So you still insist on the girl you love?" Gao Shenghan was surprised.

"Sure, brother is dedicated."

"This has nothing to do with specificity..."

"It doesn't matter, just tell me if there is any way to get brother to get close to her quickly."

"There are, but the success rate is not stable."

"Hurry up, hurry up, or turn off the lights if it's a big deal." Zhang Jian became interested.

"First of all, you need to understand a truth. The nature of literary and artistic boys is to be sullen. What is the nature of literary and artistic girls? Please rush to answer."

"Show off?" Zhang Jian didn't hesitate.

"That's the nature of women. The nature of literary girls is sentimental." Gao Shenghan said.

"so what?"

"So let's prescribe the right medicine. All it takes is an empty, cold and rainy night. When she is staring out of the window in a daze and fantasizing, say a few words that are appropriate to the situation and touch her sensitivity. When she suddenly looks back, her eyes meet. The information converges, the favorability soars, and the big event has been decided." Gao Shenghan looked like a veteran in the field of love, "Pretentious words are everywhere, but the eyes are very important."

"Great God!" Zhang Jian excitedly held Gao Shenghan's hand, and finally found theoretical guidance.

"Why does it feel so much like a Qiong Yao drama?" Liu Feng said.

"It's really ignorant!" Gao Shenghan said righteously, "The main content of Qiong Yao's drama is that the female dick is chasing the tall, rich and handsome, full of tragic self-sacrifice. Now it's a male... tall, strong and handsome chasing Bai Fumei, which is completely different."

"Tall, strong and handsome..." Zhang Jian muttered to himself, feeling full of fighting spirit.

"Work hard, we are your solid backing." Gao Shenghan said.

"Must!" Zhang Jian patted his chest and said domineeringly.

Next, according to the instructions, Zhang Jian stared at the mirror and practiced his eyes, making sure that they could convey tenderness, affection, emotion, and passion.But unexpectedly, he found that he had acne on his face, and he seemed to be in heat.Gao Shenghan said that you don't need to worry, you can get twice the result with half the effort, move yourself first, and then move others.Zhang Jian obeyed the teachings, took self-portraits in the mirror from all directions, from multiple angles, and did not leave any dead ends. At first, his eyes were chaotic and disorderly. The sharp glances that swept over were calm and composed, possessing a magical effect that can lead people to appreciate the changes of the four seasons.

"You are my eyes~" Zhang Jian hummed.

At this moment, Liu Feng would roll his eyes and put on earplugs, but Zhang Jian's subwoofer was deep and thick, and he was still stroking Liu Feng's nerve endings endlessly, and Liu Feng was in great pain.The sound waves spread from far to near, radiating to the adjacent dormitory, so Liu Feng gathered the crowd to denounce Zhang Jian, and banned him from singing on the grounds of endangering his life, but most of the alumni were thin and weak, and they were all in awe of Zhang Jian's cylinder , So in the end, Liu Feng was fighting alone, and Liu Feng felt overwhelmed.

Xiao Xing and his roommate lived as usual amidst the singing, which provided Liu Feng with new ideas.Xiaoxing said that when Zhang Jian sang, he was in a daze and couldn't hear the sound.Entering a state of trance at any time is so amazing, Liu Feng gave up this option.The roommate said it was too simple, divert attention.

"Oh? Where did it go?" Liu Feng asked.

"For example, look at his muscles." The roommate beamed.

"You bastard." Liu Feng stroked his forehead.

So when Zhang Jian sang, Liu Feng could only wear earplugs in grief and indignation.

Everything is ready except for the rain.

Zhang Jian looked forward to the sky, looking forward to it raining, probably because the sky was stared at so disgustingly, in order to punish him, he refused to rain for a long time, and the sun was still shining.Zhang Jian had an idea, took advantage of his free time, and practiced all the songs for the occasion in a prepared manner.

"It's raining all the time, the atmosphere is not harmonious~" Zhang Jian hummed.

"Huh? I suddenly felt that you sang Zhang Yu's songs very interestingly." The roommate said.

Liu Feng knocked over his roommate with a pillow, and said angrily, "Where is the smell? Where is the smell? Zhang Yu is innocent, okay?"

The roommate grabbed the pillow and hit back, and the two slapped each other limply.

"His voice is masculine, how?" The roommate was not convinced.

"Damn, don't you feel ashamed of telling lies so blatantly? With his tone-deficient foundation, he already wants to die." Liu Feng said excitedly, and patted it down on the pillow.

The roommate blocked it, "Don't you find it harsh when you tell the truth so openly?"

"Oh, it doesn't matter. Idiots have to learn how to face this smart society. It's okay to have a little psychological barrier, so as not to be unbearable in the future."

"Fuck, tell me who's an idiot!" Zhang Jian couldn't listen anymore.

"Speaking of you, idiot." Liu Feng was not afraid.

"It seems that you have completely forgotten about the incident in the bathhouse that night. Would you like to review it for you? Huh?" Zhang Jian was gearing up.

"You're addicted to touching..." Liu Feng frowned.

"So what? Don't make me anxious, or I will pull your dick like ramen noodles, heh."

"Wow...it seems very ecstasy." The roommate said yearningly.

"Do you want to try?"

"Yes!" The roommate nodded, full of expectation.

Seeing the longing little stars in his roommate's eyes, Zhang Jian was speechless for a while, waved his hands and said, "Forget it, brother suddenly doesn't want to touch it anymore, go to sleep." Then he fell asleep with his hands on his pillow.

"How so!" The roommate looked very disappointed.

Liu Feng patted his roommate on the shoulder comfortingly, "As a coquettish little shou, you must learn to forgive the straight man's incomprehensible style. Take your time, he still needs a process, after all, the soft cave and the tight corridor are both There is still a huge difference.”

"He... is my male god." The roommate said weakly.

"I've seen it a long time ago." Liu Feng comforted, "Actually, why bother to hang yourself from a tree, you can hang yourself from another tree, maybe it will feel better."

"You don't understand!" said the roommate, "I'd rather hang from his tree for eternity!"

"Can you stop being so nympho..."

"No, nympho is an indispensable nutrient in my life."

My God, this is the third flower!Liu Fengxin said that it was indeed a wonderful concentration camp.

"Anymania is the prerequisite for lust, and lust is the prerequisite for sex." Liu Feng asked curiously, "How often do you do it?"

"Keep your voice down." The roommate was a little shy.

"Do you still care about this after you have made your attributes public? Tell me, I will keep it secret for you."

"That...that's irregular." The roommate hesitated.

"Or a random event?"

"correct."

"Darling, as a boy, you must learn to take the initiative."

"Why are you so evil...in vain I still treat you as a gentleman."

"Just telling the truth."

"But I feel like it was said by an experienced veteran." The roommate approached Liu Feng, "How many days do you do?"

"I'm still a novice..."

"Me too."

So the two whispered and communicated with each other.

Finally it rained.

However, the rain was not as poetic as imagined, but a little irritable.The head and face were poured down, drenching Zhang Jian's fiery spring heart.So I changed the method and sent a message to the QQ that closed the bell, but the gray profile picture in the friend column never jumped, even if it was a simple greeting.Feeling hurt, Zhang Jian came back with two bottles of beer sadly, hung up the empty moon, and sang to the wine as a memorial.

Liu Feng was miserable. In order to save his eardrums, he begged Gao Shenghan to help him out. He used Gao Fushuai's convenient status to sell Zhang Jian. He also authorized him exclusively to render Zhang Jian's cylinder in order to increase sales. Success rate.

"This is a matter of great merit." Liu Feng said seriously.

"Yes, yes, but if you ask me to do something, I have conditions, hehe." Gao Shenghan smirked.

"Don't worry, I admit that tall, rich and handsome straight men are an excellent breed. They are happy to help others, are willing to give, understand righteousness, righteousness is beyond the sky, study every day, and work hard..."

"If you continue the idiom solitaire, I won't care about it."

"Okay...what are the conditions." Liu Feng surrendered.

"Go to my house on Saturday night." Gao Shenghan said.

"What are you going to do?"

"Play with me, eat with me, sleep with me."

"Sleep...? What steps are involved?" Liu Feng asked.

"What steps do you want?" Gao Shenghan asked back.

"I sell my art, not my body." Liu Feng said quickly.

"I don't want your body, you just need to serve me comfortably."

"I've degenerated into an escort like this?" Liu Feng was heartbroken.

"Hey, there is no distinction between high and low jobs. Escort is a very technical job, and it's not easy to do well." Gao Shenghan said.

"Okay, my qualifications are dull, I want to ask why."

"Well, an escort in the traditional sense, first of all learn to laugh like a flight attendant to bring the two parties closer, then show off appropriately to arouse the other party's desire, and finally seize the opportunity to get into the topic. Finally, you have to be out of breath Sweaty and say welcome next time."

"You really understand."

"It's okay, but this is only suitable for ordinary escorts." Gao Shenghan said.

"Still graded?"

"Of course, the higher the grade, the more expensive it is."

"What about the senior escort?"

"Oh, the senior escort is a famous lady."

"The definition of horror..." Liu Feng was taken aback.

"What's the point? Ordinary escorts satisfy physical desires, while senior escorts enrich spiritual pursuits. Hehe, I treat you like a senior escort."

"I... should I be happy?" Liu Feng said indifferently.

"You're angry?"

"Very! I'm just a senior escort, so disappointed."

"No matter how tall you are, why don't you feel wronged, Mr. Aojiao?" Gao Shenghan said playfully.

"Okay, it's just that my mother asked me not to return at night, how should I explain it?"

"You promised to accompany me?"

"nonsense!"

"That's not easy, just say that you can't play at my house."

"This trick doesn't work for my mother, so try another one," Liu Feng said.

"Then add something, find a passer-by to give 100 yuan, pretend to be my parents, call your mother, say you are playing at my house, and go back tomorrow morning, isn't that all right?"

That's fine too, come on!

"Then it's settled like this, and you are not allowed to go back on your word. As for Zhang Jian, it's easy to handle." Gao Shenghan was confident.

"Oh, good luck to you." Liu Feng said in his heart that it was never easy to deal with Zhang Jian.