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The head teacher is a woman who looks older than her age, which is indeed a tragic thing.So in order to make up for the flaws, a face is divided up by colorful cosmetics.But the heavy makeup makes the effect of performance counterproductive. It looks like a reflective mirror from a distance, which makes people afraid to look directly at it.The moment she stepped into the classroom, the electric light flickered a few times cowardly, and dimmed a bit with shame.However, she didn't realize that this was a mistake that was meant to be concealed. Fortunately, she was slender, with a slender body line, and she had the slender waist that was said in ancient books, so that her buttocks were rounded Bouncy.In other words, her figure is inversely proportional to her face. Of course, it can also be said that her face has evolved too fast and has not reached harmony with her body.

As the leader of the grade group, I spend a lot of time in the public eye, and I have infected some working women's habits, and I will conscientiously touch up makeup whenever I have time.The young female teachers who have just started working in the school are in awe of her, and they all secretly sneer at her taste.The young female teacher played without makeup, youthful and beautiful, and has a high turnover rate.She appeared in all her costumes, her light was compelling, she turned all living beings upside down, and her record instantly killed the young female teacher.Confidently think that I am a young lady, and I still have charm.In fact, she has never investigated the reason why passers-by looked back at her, it was because of the curiosity-seeking psychology caused by sudden fright.It’s like a person watching a ghost movie and a ghost suddenly appears on the screen. He covers his eyes with his hands in fear, and opens his eyes curiously the next second, wanting to take a closer look at the ghost and what it looks like—this is the truth. .

After the class teacher introduced himself, he asked the students to introduce themselves.The students didn't expect it and made a panicked sound.The teacher in charge had already guessed that this would happen, and when the voice subsided, he began to lecture in a fluent official accent: "This will help everyone get to know and understand each other. It can also exercise eloquence and expression skills, and exercise courage. It's very important. Parents don't pay attention to these abilities. As your teacher, you have the obligation and need to start cultivating them from now on..."

The students listened obediently, so the students in the first row by the door walked onto the stage with difficulty, their young faces turned into ripe red apples by nervousness, faltering and hawing like gnats.The teacher in charge sent an encouraging look, and the students, as if they were being shocked by an electric shock, instantly articulated clearly, without emphasizing their sentences, vented their anger, and then returned to their seats with their hands on their chests.

If it is said that holding a parent meeting will cost the lives of the students, then the self-introduction at the beginning of the school will cost the lives of the students.Of course, there are also those who put life and death aside. A group of students picked up the manuscript and went to the stage confidently, coughing twice, and the whole class was quiet.With a soothing and pleasant voice, and a calm expression on his face, he successfully completed the task.Impressive, the head teacher applauded appreciatively, this is the material of the class committee.

Every time a classmate went up, the head teacher looked for the student's entrance examination score on the report card, frowning, winking, curling his lips, grinding his teeth, with endless expressions on his face.When the beauty came to the stage and reported her name, the class teacher's eyes burst into glory, and his face was full of surprises. It felt like an old witch staring at Snow White covetously, while the dwarfs in the audience You can see it clearly.

"Scores are the most direct motivation for the teacher to give up morality. I saw her hand shaking with excitement when holding the report card." Liu Feng whispered to a boy next to him.

"I found out too. Besides, isn't she inferior when standing with that beauty?" the boy said.

Liu Feng compared the two, wow, what a world of difference, the class teacher is completely radioactive.

"My God, how much chalk dust does it take to make it so white." Liu Feng sighed.

"It's a good metaphor, classmate. No wonder I think the air quality is not good at all. By the way, that girl is quite artistic."

"...Can you change the subject for a while?"

"Oh, I just don't think the class teacher is worth talking about. She is too bright and makes me dizzy. And I don't like old women who are dressed up."

"She's not yet 40, so she's not old," Liu Feng said.

"Oh, honey, even if it's less than 40, I'm afraid it won't be far away." The boy waved his hand, "When a woman reaches 36, she's like yesterday's day. No matter how much preservatives you put on your face, you're just deceiving yourself."

"I think you understand it very well, what about the man?"

"On the contrary, the charm of a man is defined by his masculinity. Masculinity is like Moutai. The longer it is aged, the more mellow it is. It is very attractive wherever it is placed. The tragedy is that many Moutais are now mixed with water. Yes, fake and shoddy are serious." The boy sighed helplessly.

"Domestic products are still reliable," Liu Feng said.

"So it's so sad for a good wine taster like me, how much I want to taste the taste of a middle-aged uncle."

"Uh..." Liu Feng felt that this sentence had a deep meaning.

At this time, the beautiful woman had finished her introduction and returned to her seat. Some fast-growing boys in the back row applauded enthusiastically, and there was a commotion, whispering to each other, with similar content.

"I was chatting just now, but I didn't hear clearly, what's her name?" the boy asked Liu Feng.

"Seal the bell."

"Hmm... It means that I still have a good impression of this kind of little freshness." The boy stroked his chin.

Liu Feng finally confirmed his attributes, and said, "Hello, straight man, can you keep a low profile?"

"No."

"..."

"I don't mind if you seduce me." The boy was straightforward.

"roll……"

"Oh, what an unfriendly beginning." The boy smiled, "My name is Gao Shenghan."

Liu Feng paused, and reported his name.

"Smart, know what I mean."

"Thank you for the compliment... I think your dad is a great Chinese teacher, and his name is so connotative." Liu Feng said.

"Everyone thinks so after hearing it, so I don't bother to deny it." Gao Shenghan shrugged.

"You deserve a punch for your indifference, don't you think?"

"How can it -maybe a bit, but how about that?" Gao Shenghan was a stubborn bangs. "There are two types of men who owe beaten, one is an arrogant ugly man, and the other is a handsome and handsome guy. Which kind?"

"No doubt the first category." Liu Feng said firmly.

"Please speak according to the facts." Gao Shenghan frowned.

"The facts are right in front of you."

"Is it so difficult to admit that I'm handsome? You're too jealous."

"It's not that difficult to understand that you look sorry, but your self-comfort is too disgusting."

"Student Feng, be careful with your words, this is not self-comfort."

Liu Feng was stunned for a moment, "That's called □□?"

"It's called narcissism." Gao Shenghan didn't change his face.

"I see..."

"You seem surprised."

"Yes, because I have never seen you so narcissistic."

"You don't understand this. Oscar Wilde said that narcissism is the beginning of a person's romantic life, huh"

"No wonder you deny that you look sorry, the source of your spirit is this sentence. It's so pitiful."

It's really forcing people to say harsh words, Gao Shenghan said with a smile: "It seems that the difference in a person's appearance determines the level of aesthetics, what do you think?"

"No, in some respects, I think appearance and aesthetics are inversely proportional. For example, the short, rich and ugly chase after the white and poor, and the white and poor are willing to be taken care of by the short, rich and ugly."

"This is economic suppression, there is no way. But please rest assured, my aesthetics cannot be questioned."

"Really... well, you won. Why should I argue with a psychopath about such a silly question."

"Because, the psychopath has taken a fancy to you." Gao Shenghan smiled wickedly.

Liu Feng trembled all over, "It looks...how do you say this?"

"What do you want me to say?"

Liu Feng took a deep breath, thinking that he was so lucky to meet another flower, could it be that there is something wrong with the ecosystem!

"Didn't you just say that you were interested in uncle?" Liu Feng asked.

"Oh, regarding this question, compared to the false uncle who has been mixed with water, I prefer you, a tsundere literary young man. Huh?"

"You are so fraternal..."

"That's necessary. For the ancients, fraternity was synonymous with worrying about the country and the people. For today's people, fraternity is one of the labels of rich and handsome. Do you understand?"

"Sorry for not understanding, besides, are you tall?"

"I'm not short."

"roll……"

"It's really arrogant." Gao Shenghan said with a smile, "It's very flavorful, I like it, young master."

"Flavour...what the hell..." Liu Feng didn't want to say anymore.

The self-introduction was over, and the two classes passed quietly.The English teacher of the third class came to report, and as expected, it was a woman.The population ratio makes most of the teachers' groups flourish and decline.It's hard for this English teacher to sum it up. It belongs to the transition period from a middle-aged aunt to a middle-aged woman.To say she is green means that she still maintains a healthy body shape and soft long hair, and to say she is yellow, of course means her complexion. Compared with the head teacher's deliberate grooming, the English teacher is old and let nature take its course. A face that is cured by doing nothing, is refreshing, clean, and amiable.

"Hello, everybody." The English teacher's opening remarks.

"Yeah, Chuck is making trouble." The students habitually cheered.

"Oh, no."

The students replied in unison: "yes, yes."

"OK, bequiet." After the greetings, the English teacher began to introduce himself, emphasizing the importance and historical significance of this subject by the way, interspersing a few sentences of English from time to time to show the superb professional level; indicators of teaching performance.

"The vanity of middle-aged women should not be underestimated if they love to show off their historical achievements so much at an old age," Gao Shenghan said.

"What does this have to do with vanity?"

"Of course, look for a sense of presence."

"Uh, sorry for my humble opinion, the only thing a middle-aged woman can show off to others is a happy family composed of a promising child and an unchanging husband. This can ease the moody menopause and lay the foundation for degenerating into an old woman." Basics. As for the sense of presence you mentioned, it’s even more ridiculous, women’s sense of existence is reflected by men.” Liu Feng talked eloquently.

"Oh, Xiao Tsundere has a lot of theory."

"It's mainly to compare with you, which makes me stand out."

"You... this kind of arrogant attitude is very annoying! Doesn't your budding little chrysanthemum itch? Do you want me to help you relieve the itch?"

"No, it's hard for me to itch when I face you. And a warm reminder, when my little chrysanthemum is fully bloomed, there may be a lump of rich sweet bean sauce thrown on your face, and that deliciousness will never be forgotten by you."

"..." Gao Shenghan squinted his eyes and breathed out his nostrils, and said, "I suddenly feel that there are two types of men who lack pumping. It is an honor to be selected for the second category."

"Thank you, this is just your one-sided opinion."

"is it?"

"Yes."

"No girlfriend, no truth."

"Sorry, I'm still single."

"Oh~ that means the orientation is unknown, yet to be determined?" Gao Shenghan smiled.

"roll……"

The fourth quarter is a math class. The math teacher has a shirt, a pair of cropped trousers, and a pair of high glasses that constitute his entire foundation.The calves are sexy, the arms are skinny, the cheeks are sunken, and the whole looks from a distance, the bamboo joints are connected in series, and the charm is detached.

"Oh my god!" Gao Shenghan asked with concern, where did the African refugees come from? Is the salary of science teachers so low that they can't even guarantee basic food and clothing?

"Three teachers, two wonderful flowers, do you want to do this? One is so bright that the spring is shining, and the other is so shriveled that it is half dead..." Gao Shenghan said to himself.

"Then there is an English teacher?" Liu Feng asked.

"Oh, she's a lower grade. She's a haggard yellow flower yearning for the infinite beauty of the sunset—a woman."

"Your rhetoric always surprises me..."

"It's okay." Gao Shenghan rubbed his chin and asked, "It's rare for you to say something human, how old is the math teacher by visual estimation?"

"Well, a man's 40 is a flower. Looking at him like that, he has decayed into a blade of grass. He should be 50 years old." Liu Feng said.

"In this way, our class is the so-called rocket class."

“How come you see?”

"The older the teacher, the better the class, understand?"

"Makes sense."

The beginning of school is all ideological education, and the students listened to it all day in a daze.

After the evening self-study get out of class, little star Liu Feng returned to the dormitory.Zhang Jian was panting and doing push-ups while shirtless, while his roommate was tirelessly expressing his impressions.

"Your breath is so manly," said the roommate.

"Just kidding, brother is full of masculinity."

"Your muscles are so powerful," said the roommate.

"Nonsense, I exercise every day."

"Your leg hair is so sexy." The roommate couldn't hide his nympho.

"Hmph, brother's cock is more sexy."

The two felt that the atmosphere was so weird...

After finishing a few quick tasks, Zhang Jian turned over and stood up, put on flip-flops, picked up the towel and washbasin with shampoo, and said to Xiaoxing: "Go, brother, I will take you to take a bath." Then he said to Liu Feng, "You go Is it?"

"Of course... I want to see how sexy your dick is."

"I'm going too!" The roommate's eyes sparkled with excitement.

So many people gathered to take a bath, Xiao Xing had an indescribable feeling, so he said he didn't want to go.

Zhang Jian stared: "After taking a bath, I feel comfortable all over. Why don't you go? Hurry up, brother will teach you to take a bath." After speaking, he picked up Xiaoxing's washbasin and towel on his own initiative.

"Do you still need to teach me to take a bath?"

"Nonsense, do you want someone to teach you to wipe your butt?" Zhang Jian said.

"This one……"

"Enough, idiot." Liu Feng couldn't help it anymore, "Is there any connection between taking a shower and wiping your butt?"

Zhang Jian thought for a while, and said confidently: "Why is it irrelevant? I stretched my tuba in the shower and wiped my butt by the way, isn't that okay? You are an idiot."

Liu Feng felt so weak when his forehead touched the wall.

So Xiaoxing was forcibly dragged to the bathhouse.

The bathhouse is located on the first floor. There is a large boiler that provides hot water. It is divided into several compartments. All the boarding boys of the three grades gather here. The yang energy leaks out and faints many girls who are dreaming.

The bathhouse is full of vitality, with aircraft and cannons of various sizes flitting around.Chaos and noise, high morale, comparable to World War II battlefield.Sure enough, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a male student achieved the blitzkrieg myth of continuous shooting for half a minute with ultra-high frequency, and conquered a tile two meters away, which is amazing.But this is just the prelude. Poor Tiles suffered the same fate as Pearl Harbor. They were bombarded and strafed by male students in turn, and became sticky and slippery, exuding a refreshing breath of life.The boys were very comfortable, and they didn't forget to deal with the aftermath while they were in a good mood. The breath of life was washed away with water, and the world became beautiful again.Of course, this is not murder, it can only be said to be self-produced.

Zhang Jian lost his panties in an instant, showing his amazing size.The roommate is like a girl with yellow flowers when she sees a thief who picks flowers—the face turns pale.Gritting his teeth, he watched intently, for fear of missing it.Liu Feng was surprised for a moment, looked at it for a while, and exclaimed that it was a black python crawling out of the bushes.

Zhang Jian laughed contentedly, "Look at your little face, it's just an earthworm."

Liu Feng blushed, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you looking for a sense of superiority?"

Zhang Jian looked up to the ceiling and laughed wildly, "Absolute sense of superiority."

The corner of Liu Feng's mouth twitched, he grabbed the corner of the towel, pointed it at Zhang Jian's cylinder, and flicked his hand, the towel swung out like a whip, with a crisp sound, Zhang Jian screamed, covered the baby, and kept comforting him.

"I see you are still shy." Liu Feng snickered coldly.

"It seems to be a bit harsh." The roommate said closer.

"Rest assured, the strength is well grasped and will not affect the future."

"Oh, then I don't worry about it."

"You care so much because you are interested in him?"

"No way...you think too much." The roommate explained.

"Oh, really?"

Before his roommate could answer, Zhang Jian was so hungry that he pushed Liu Feng, and said angrily, "I'm calling you a jerk, and I touched the parts that shouldn't be touched. My brother also let you taste the taste." Feng struggled hard.The picture is too horrifying, so the detailed description is deleted.

The roommate looked enviously at the two rolling on the floor.

Xiaoxing froze in place, his thinking short-circuited.

An alumnus passed by the cubicle, took a look, "Wow, so unrestrained." Then he shouted, "Come and see, someone got fucked here, live broadcast!"

As soon as he heard this, the good-for-nothing rushed in first.Under the pressure of the eyes of the audience, Zhang Jian reluctantly gave up and got up. The moment he stood up completely, the audience burst into a uniform exclamation—wow, it's so big!The adjectives that follow are all detailed explanations of that good mouthful.In the end, several third-year seniors dispersed the crowd, and after careful observation, they were full of praise for Zhang Jian's cylinder.The seniors extended the topic and conducted in-depth and extensive academic discussions on factors such as genes, geography, and development, and finally came to a unanimous conclusion that Zhang Jian's stuff is a hybrid product of the combination of Chinese and Western.

Zhang Jian became famous.