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Gao Shenghan believes that in order to eradicate Zhang Jian's singing nuisance problem, he must be ruthless.According to the words of Lao Tzu, an ancient sage and sage: If you want to hide it, you must expand it.If you want you to avoid making mistakes, you must multiply his mistakes.Applied to Zhang Jianjian, the purpose is to let him stop disturbing the people by singing, so let him sing as much as he can at a time, until he sings hoarsely until the stool is about to come out.According to the theory of modern people, to reduce a person's enthusiasm for a hobby, it means that the person he cares most about has a negative and critical attitude towards this hobby.Therefore, Gao Shenghan decided to use two prongs, invited Zhang Jian to go to KTV, let Feng Ling listen to his music, feel the unbearable suffering, showed his financial strength, and appeased that disobedient little Aojiao, killing three birds with one stone.Gao Shenghan was moved by his ingenuity, so he drew up a plan and put it into practice.

But before that, Gao Shenghan wanted to find out how bad Zhang Jian's singing was.

Recess.

Zhang Jian leaned on the railing, chatting with a few newly-acquainted younger sisters. The younger sisters have bangs and bangs, their colored contact lenses are shining, and their voices are delicate. They call brother affectionately to the tall and strong Zhang Jian. Every sound is sweet .

Zhang Jian's lower body unconsciously reacted, and felt extremely painful.

The younger sisters seemed to have noticed Zhang Jian's hidden desire to move, and they smiled tacitly at each other.Zhang Jian felt a heat flow from the base of his neck to his face...

Just when there were thousands of troops galloping in my chest and I was at a loss, I was pleasantly surprised to see Gao Shenghan come to the rescue. It is really my Buddha's mercy.Gao Shenghan chatted briefly with his sisters, then put Zhang Jian's shoulders on the pretext of discussing important matters.

Zhang Jian wisely told his sisters to talk later, and took the opportunity to escape.

"Young girl has her eyes on you." Gao Shenghan gloated a little.

"They are my younger sisters. Don't call girls who want to be girls when you see them. It's funny."

"Okay, okay, it's all your sister... It's just that you can talk hard with your own sister, isn't your boiling point too low?"

"It was purely accidental." Zhang Jian explained, "How can that thing be controlled?"

"Whatever, I heard that you sing well, can you say a few words on the spot?"

"You order, I will sing."

""when love is already past"."

"Is this Leslie Cheung's song?"

"Any questions?"

"Leslie Cheung is gay."

Gao Shenghan was taken aback, "The point is whether you can sing. It's not his orientation. Huh?"

"He's just gay." Zhang Jian was suddenly a little stubborn.

An inexplicable dissatisfaction welled up in Gao Shenghan's heart, but he didn't show it, and asked again. Zhang Jian said no, it was too difficult, and he wanted to change another song.

Forget it, Gao Shenghan didn't want to hear it anymore, hesitated for a while, and asked Zhang Jian seriously, "Why is Leslie Cheung the first to think that he is gay instead of his personality and works...can you explain?"

"No need to explain, the truth."

Gao Shenghan suddenly realized that his dissatisfaction with Zhang Jian had risen to the level of disgust.He wanted to leave immediately, but he also thought that Leslie Cheung was just a very superficial concept in the minds of these bastards. Gao Shenghan felt that it was necessary to correct his generalization and reshape the golden body for his brother.So with the tolerant mind of a western missionary, he popularized Zhang Jian's knowledge.

"Leslie Cheung is indeed gay...but he is more of a belief. Can you... understand what I mean?"

Zhang Jian shook his head casually.

"..." Gao Shenghan ran out of patience, and dryly sent an invitation to Zhang Jian, asking you to sing on Saturday, will you go?Zhang Jian agreed without even thinking about it, and if he didn't go, it would be nothing.

Gao Shenghan said the place and left in a bad mood

After school in the afternoon.

Feng Ling was sitting quietly in the classroom reading a book, her long hair hanging limply, covered with a layer of warm lemon yellow by the sun.Gao Shenghan walked into the classroom and saw that the whole background was clean and dusty, and man and nature were one. He felt like an ordinary person, rushing into that sacred halo rashly.

"Hey, classmate, hello." Gao Shenghan took the initiative to greet and ease the embarrassment.

"I'm fine." Feng Ling raised her head lazily, "You don't seem to be fine."

"No, I'm just fine."

"Maybe. The boy who was facing me was either hot all over, staring straight, or talking incoherently. Please make sure you don't have the above three symptoms." Feng Ling said.

"Please rest assured that my tongue, eyes, brain, and endocrine are all functioning normally."

"Okay, confident enough. Do you want to ask me for my contact information?"

"No."

"Is that some sort of courtship?"

"No." Gao Shenghan smiled.

"Then, you want to talk about feelings with me?"

"Student, are you...are you too sensitive?"

"Oh, don't get me wrong. The boys who approach me have these three purposes, so I habitually activate my self-defense system." Feng Ling said.

"So can you turn it off now?"

"No, I'm not sure if you were ordered by someone."

"..." Gao Shenghan said in his heart that this girl must have obsessive-compulsive disorder and urgently needs treatment.However, Gao Shenghan admired Feng Ling's supercilious narcissism and arrogance, and said with a smile, "No one can order me unless I choose, at least for now. Are you satisfied?"

"Very satisfied, the system is shut down." Feng Ling closed the book, and looked at Gao Shenghan with a smile, "You are the second boy in this school who still keeps his temperature after five sentences with me. I'm so surprised."

".…..how do I say this?"

"Boys are tempted by sex. Boys who are not moved by my beauty, only the little Zhengtai who has not yet developed sexual consciousness and the little Gong Xiaoshou who has no feelings for me at all. You obviously don't belong to the first type. You are Xiao Gong, did you guess right?"

"I'm a straight man." Gao Shenghan said.

"Don't lie to me, please believe that there are more straight men who harass me than girls you have ever seen."

"It means you have read countless men?"

"To be precise, I think harassment is the price of beauty, and I'm used to it," Feng Ling said.

"I feel the same way, it seems that we are suffering from the same disease," Gao Shenghan said.

"Oh? Are you here to share your rejection experience with me?"

"This can be discussed later. What I'm interested in now is, who was the first boy who talked to you with a normal face? Can you tell me?"

"Are you... looking for the same kind?"

"I'm just curious……"

"Sorry, I was a little impolite in asking." Feng Ling said, "The first boy is your deskmate. If I remember correctly, his name is Liu Feng."

"What?" Gao Shenghan was astonished, could it be such a coincidence.

Liu Feng firmly protested that Zhang Jian was listed as the guest of Saturday's Happy Song. He couldn't understand what kind of dog skin plaster Gao Shenghan was selling in his gourd, and Gao Shenghan's secretive and mysterious smile always made Liu Feng dubious.In fact, Zhang Jian already knew that Feng Ling was also an invited guest, so in order to show off his singing voice in front of the beauties on Saturday, he spent all his spare time humming and singing, and the dormitory became his own karaoke practice room.He fell in love with Yang Zongwei's "Onion" and felt that the lyrics fit his mood, so he took the trouble to open his voice: "If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer~~"

"I won't find out, and I won't be surprised, because I know you're an idiot." Liu Feng continued.

Liu Feng decided not to go on Saturday. It would be better to stay at home reading a book or playing games.Gao Shenghan encouraged him, saying that if you can survive this test, you will be invincible and invulnerable to all poisons.He can bear singing in KTV, so he can only be regarded as a mosquito humming in the dormitory.

Liu Feng understood this meaning. Gao Shenghan wanted to risk his hearing loss to listen to the solo concert of a tone-deficient idiot. Gamble your life.

"I still won't go." Liu Feng said.

"Give me a reason to convince me, and I will allow you not to go." Gao Shenghan was also very depressed, "Speaking of which, I am also a victim. I don't need to listen to his singing at all... It's not for you."

Hearing the last sentence, Liu Feng's face turned red, and he finally agreed, let's go, as if death is at home.

Xiaoxing originally planned to go home on the weekend, but he couldn't stand Liu Feng's abduction and tinkering, so he temporarily decided to stay in school on the weekend.Xiaoxing first called home to report that he was safe.

Yuan's mother has just returned from shopping, with abundant ingredients, ready to show off her skills, cooking a table of warm dinner that shines with mother's love, to reward her son who has returned from studying hard.Mother Yuan was chopping vegetables rhythmically while playing music, when the bell rang, Mother Yuan pressed the speakerphone.

Xiaoxing preemptively said, "Mom, I will stay in school this week and I won't be coming back."

Mother Yuan stopped chopping vegetables and frowned, but her tone remained the same, "Why? Mom's rice is all cooked. I'll eat it when you come back, and your favorite stewed chicken legs."

"Really?" Xiaoxing was very skeptical. Yuan's mother was still busy in the kitchen a few times before going home on weekends...

"When did Mom lie to you? Mom has already smelled the aroma of stewed chicken legs." Yuan's mother looked at the cold chicken legs in the food bag and said, "Steamed chicken legs, come back soon."

"Uh, no mom. A classmate's parents are on a business trip, and he wants me to spend the weekend with him. So... I'll be back next week. Bye." Xiaoxing hung up the phone immediately after he finished speaking. If you don't hang up at this time, don't even think about hanging up.

When Xiaoxing was sitting in the restaurant waiting for the fried rice, he suddenly realized that he lied to Yuan's mother fluently. The whole process was coherent and clear, so that he didn't feel any guilt. Xiaoxing was taken aback by this discovery.

Mother Yuan sighed, feeling very disappointed. Ever since Xiaoxing went to school in the city, Mother Yuan’s housewife work has been accomplished, but she also enjoys leisure time. When she is free, she spends time laughing and laughing on the mahjong table with her good sisters. Winners treat guests to dinner.Yuan's father often entertained all day dinners, so the kitchen became increasingly bleak, and Yuan's mother's cooking skills became increasingly unfamiliar.Every time Xiaoxing goes home, it is equivalent to renewing her life in the kitchen. Mother Yuan will resume her old business at this time, so as not to completely waste her cooking skills.Yuan's father will also go home for dinner on weekends, enjoy the warmth of the family, and at the same time brag to Xiaoxing that your father was also an awesome person back then, and then draw pride from Xiaoxing's blankly adoring eyes, while Yuan's mother quietly Eat quietly, roll your eyes quietly.

But Xiao Xing didn't come home this week, and felt that everything was disrupted. Mother Yuan was bored, thinking about having something special tonight...

So he fried a few of Yuan's father's favorite side dishes, put on a bottle of red wine, a pair of goblets, and a pair of red candles. He simply put on his makeup and changed into a lake blue and bright purple dress.Then turn off the lights, and send an affectionate text message to Yuan's father: Darling, I'm going home for dinner, waiting for you.

Father Yuan was driving, and when he received the text message, his chest tightened when he saw the beginning.His hands trembled nervously, and he almost lost his grip on the steering wheel. His intuition told him that the appearance of this title meant that something big had happened.Unconsciously let go of the accelerator, trying to slow down the car...

The room was pitch black, and Yuan's father was about to reach out to turn on the light when Yuan's mother's voice floated faintly: "Don't turn on the light, close the door."

Yuan's father had no choice but to do so, and suddenly two jumping candles flashed in front of his eyes, revealing Yuan's mother's figure.

Mother Yuan said sweetly, "Honey, sit here."

Father Yuan trembled all over, damn it!A man in his teens, who has experienced all kinds of storms and waves, unexpectedly had such stage fright tonight.The rich experience allowed Yuan's father to quickly think about the countermeasures.If your wife, your lover, your clumsy wife, or your wife suddenly becomes abnormal, or she wants to divorce you - Father Yuan thinks it's impossible.Or he wants to flirt with you—an old married couple, where can he flirt?Either she's into something that you're unlikely to buy her—the odds are pretty good.

After approaching the table to see everything clearly, Yuan's father understood and was a little confused, so he had to sit down, not knowing what to say.

Mother Yuan seemed a little nervous, and asked softly, "Am I... pretty tonight?"

Yuan's father finally cleared his mind, breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the gentle and pleasant mother Yuan under the candlelight, "Tell me, which cosmetics do you like again, and I will buy them for you."

In the next second, Mother Yuan's smile disappeared into the shadows and was replaced by black lines.Roaring in my heart, is my old lady such a person!You old man!

The most difficult thing for a woman to tolerate is that a man turns a blind eye to or dismisses his painstaking efforts, while middle-aged women are second to none, and their lives lack new ideas, so they finally came up with an idea to create such a simple and romantic atmosphere. Interesting, but it is considered premeditated!

Mother Yuan didn't say a word, she got up from her seat and approached slowly. Father Yuan saw in horror that Mother Yuan had a murderous look on her face.

Father Yuan, there is no need to pursue Father Yuan's end anymore, and he can only hear his tragic last words, "My dear, I was wrong—son! Dad can't stop it, come and help! Huh? Where's your son?"

"Even my son can't save you!" Mother Yuan roared.

Xiao Xing, who was eating fried rice, sneezed suddenly, and the rice sprayed all over the table.

I'm afraid Xiaoxing would never have imagined that his mother would be so emotional and irritable even in daydreams.

At noon on Saturday, Brother Sun slept in Sister Baiyun's arms, and the weather was fine.Liu Feng picked Xiaoxing up at school, the two had lunch, and took the bus to the designated place. It was still early, and they played in a nearby Internet cafe for a while.Liu Feng saw that the time was almost up, so he called Gao Shenghan, but the call was not answered, and after a while, he sent a text message: We have started singing, and the private room is on the second floor. The name is Brother Zhongqing, come quickly.

The waiter led the two to the door of the private room, and then took leave. Zhang Jian shouted excitedly from inside the door: If the heart is there, the dream is there, and there is true love between heaven and earth~...

As soon as Liu Feng heard it, he knew that "Youzhen" was seriously out of tune. He took out the earplugs and put them on, then took them off again.Liu Feng opened the door, the volume increased sharply, and several pairs of eyes shone over.

"Hey, why did you bring your little brother?" Gao Shenghan said, patted the sofa and asked Xiaoxing to be next to him.Xiao Xing sat down cautiously, and looked left and right with his fingers.He noticed that there was a cute and cute girl in the same class next to Feng Ling, named Xiao Yun.At this moment, he was shooting Zhang Jian back and forth with excited eyes, Xiao Xing felt that those eyes seemed familiar, and his roommate also looked at Zhang Jian that way.I still remember Liu Feng said that those eyes are exclusive to nympho.

Xiaoxing looked at Zhang Jian again.Zhang Jian is wearing a casual outfit today, with a vest, shorts, and canvas shoes, which completely exposes his figure. Coupled with the light and shade in the private room, he looks even more muscular.After the song was over, Zhang Jian closed his eyes and was intoxicated for a few seconds, then strode over and landed on the sofa like a cannonball, putting his hand on Xiaoxing's shoulder, "Brother, how is your singing?"

"Uh..." In fact, Xiao Xing didn't listen carefully.

"To be honest, it's not that bad." Liu Feng pouted.

"Brother didn't ask you, go aside."

"What I mean is," Liu Feng pointed to Feng Ling, "your goddess is over there, stay away from Xiao Xing."

"Why? He's my brother, and I'm his brother."

"Oh, none of my business!"

At this time, it was Xiao Yun's turn to sing. Zhang Jian saw the title of the song, and it was "Early" by Zhang Huimei. He liked this song very much, picked up another microphone, and said to Xiao Yun, "I like this song too. Won't you sing along?"

Xiao Yun smiled and nodded.

"Let's evaluate it objectively. His voice can only be said to be audible, but not for too long." Gao Shenghan said.

"Your evaluation is not very objective anymore. So you should understand my pain." Liu Feng said.

Gao Shenghan shrugged, "That's why I prescribe the right medicine and invite him to come and sing."

"What are you planning?"

"It has always been that only students with middle grades like to be good-looking to the teacher the most. Top students and low-achieving students don't bother to do that. In fact, it is the students with middle grades who are most annoying to teachers. They are doomed to be self-defeating. Zhang Jian is In this way, if you feel good about yourself, just let him have a good time all afternoon. Can't the heat be exhausted in 3 minutes in one afternoon?"

"You are always rich in theory..." Liu Feng was speechless.

"Oh, and, later, you remember to say a few words of encouragement."

"Me? Encouragement?" Liu Feng felt that it was difficult to force others.

"Be obedient!" Gao Shenghan said seriously.

"..."

So when Zhang Jian and Xiao Yun finished the chorus, Liu Feng applauded enthusiastically, saying that this is Zhang Jian's best singing ever, it's so touching.Zhang Jian felt that he had an auditory hallucination, but Liu Feng said these words, could it be because of Xiao Yun's assistance?Treat her to milk tea another day.Zhang Jian was very happy, and then happily listened to Feng Ling singing "The Fruit of Midsummer".

Sitting next to her, Xiao Yun looked at Zhang Jian silently and sympathetically, her eyes full of hints, but she didn't get a proactive response from Zhang Jian.Seeing that he couldn't take his eyes off Feng Ling, Xiao Yun was so angry that she decided to strike first, aiming at the flesh on Zhang Jian's waist, and turning it 180 degrees——Zhang Jian let out a cry of pain.

"Why are you pinching me?" Zhang Jian asked depressedly.

Xiao Yun pouted cutely, "Pinch and play."

"..." Faced with Xiao Yun's cuteness, Zhang Jian's various grievances dissipated. He felt that he was too petty, and it wouldn't do anything if he pinched him. He didn't look like a man at all!So in order to show his rough skin and thick flesh, he patted his thigh very manly, and said to Xiao Yun: "Pinching the waist is too itchy. If you want to pinch, pinch this."

God, it's so cute!Xiao Yunfang made a secret promise, and acted without hesitation.Zhang Jian gritted his teeth and lost face.Sadly, he didn't take Xiao Yun's nails into consideration, which caused the actual pain to far exceed the budget.Zhang Jian's body tensed up, and he was in unbearable pain.Xiao Yun found that she could pinch three points into the flesh at the beginning, but suddenly she couldn't pinch... So she wisely stopped. Zhang Jian seemed to be pardoned, but still asked face-savingly, "Why don't you pinch? It's very comfortable."

"I think..." Xiao Yun was about to touch, but swallowed again, "Can I have a look at your muscles."

Zhang Jian became excited as soon as he heard it. The girl asked the boy to show his muscles. If he talks nonsense, he is not a man anymore!

Zhang Jian clenched his fist, moved his elbow, and his biceps bulged.

"Wow..." Xiao Yun couldn't help herself.

"Pinch it, see if you can move it," Zhang Jian said.

Xiao Yun squeezed hard, but her biceps didn't move at all.

Zhang Jian smiled proudly, and raised his chin at Xiao Yun. Xiao Yun was completely fascinated by this expression, her heart beat faster, and the deer bumped wildly. That's right, this is his own food. Protect the body, the second is unrivaled!

"Male god!" Xiao Yun said excitedly.

Zhang Jian was still stretching his biceps wholeheartedly. He didn't hear clearly at all, so he turned his head and asked, "What? Bad guy?"

"..." Xiao Yun made a black line.

After Feng Ling sang, Zhang Jian immediately yelled "It's so good! It's so good!"Feng Ling smiled slightly, then returned to her seat, and it was Liu Feng's turn next.

As soon as Feng Ling sat down, Xiao Yun shook her hand excitedly, "Lingling, he is so handsome, I like him so much!"

Feng Ling glanced at Gao Shenghan, it's true, sister, you do have taste, but... so she said in difficulty, "Yunyun, I'm a little uncertain about him..."

"He's always spying on you, and you're still making sarcastic remarks." Xiao Yun was furious.

"Wait, who are you talking about?" Feng Ling asked.

"Zhang Jian!"

"..." Feng Ling stroked her forehead, "Yunyun, your aesthetics really needs surgery, no matter how you look at it, you can't tell that Zhang Jian is handsome, so you need to use the right adjectives in the future, be good."

"But I just like him." Xiao Yun said coquettishly.

"Yunyun, what do you want me to say about you?" Feng Ling's face was full of hatred, "Once you meet a sporty mature man, you can't help but feel elated, and your heart is rippling. If you continue like this, sooner or later you will fall Become a meat addict. I remind you many times, but you just don't listen."

"Lingling, everyone has their own preferences. Besides, I've been watching him for a while, and he's not the flirtatious guy you mentioned, he's very decent." Xiao Yun said aggrievedly.

"Yunyun, hey, listen up." Feng Ling said earnestly, with a kindly maternal radiance covering her body, and the wisdom that has been through the vicissitudes of life revealed in her words, "When looking at athletic boys, you can't just look at the surface, you have to go deep into their hearts Inside, or peel off their underwear. You have to learn to look at the essence, the thing in their underwear is the essence, and the rest are just camouflage, do you understand?"

Xiao Yun's pretty face was flushed, her thinking had already been derailed, and she stammered, "Lingling, actually, sometimes I'm also... a little curious." Xiao Yun felt her face was smoking.

Feng Ling sighed, "Sure enough, puberty is here. Well, don't be shy in front of me. The continuous high temperature on your face can boil water. I have a personality education video, which I planned to show you later, but it looks like it is ready."

"Oh, I finished reading a book on sex education issued by the school," Xiao Yun said.

"It's useless to read textbooks for such sensitive knowledge. The video is explained by a sexologist and a nude model. This is more intuitive and easy to understand, so that the audience will not regard themselves as a reference. This is done abroad. Be meticulous, after all, it is related to people's livelihood." Feng Ling said lightly.

"Wow, Lingling, I have always admired you and read a lot of books. You are so talented."

"..." Feng Ling sighed again, "I have taught you many times, as a beauty, although you are still a lolita, glamor is a necessary personal quality, don't always make a fuss, a lot of men are fine Your words, your surprise, astonishment, and astonishment all show your ignorance of the world. This is easy to be deceived, and you must change."

"Oh..." Xiao Yun responded, but her heart flew to Zhang Jianjian's upper and lower body.

Feng Ling realized that her hard work was superfluous, and she was a little anxious.This meat-crazy younger sister with fiery eyes has begun to grow.Feng Ling regretted bringing Xiao Yun to sing, Zhang Jian's existence undoubtedly stimulated her physical development, and physical development stimulated her psychological needs, which led to puppy love, and puppy love might lead to premature birth... Feng Ling thinks this is not enough As for, but precautions are still necessary.

"Yunyun, stop looking at him and listen to me." Feng Ling said.

"Oh." Xiao Yun looked away reluctantly.

"You like Zhang Jian so much, but people don't necessarily like you. Your unrequited love is useless."

"I can chase him." Xiao Yun said with her head down.

"Does he still need to chase?" Feng Ling took a deep breath and held back, "Okay, tell me how to chase him."

"Just tell me whether you want to be my boyfriend or not... that's fine."

"Yunyun...sometimes girls are too enthusiastic and proactive, which can cause misunderstandings among boys. You are not the bold and unrestrained type of girl, and you are suitable for taking the graceful route."

"Then, is writing a love letter considered graceful?"

"Of course not. As a beauty, there is no obligation to write love letters, only the right to receive love letters."

"Then what should we do?"

"It's very simple, study hard for me." Feng Ling said seriously, "Do you understand?"

Xiao Yun shook her head, "Lingling, don't be aggressive."

"..." Feng Ling said calmly and gently, "Yunyun, you have to know that athletic boys have always had no income guarantee. If they are handsome, it is a different matter; if they are not handsome, they are self-reliant; there are special cases, For example, the sexual function is beyond ordinary people. Zhang Jian is useless, so you should stop thinking about it, understand?"

"Lingling, you're talking too far. Besides, he's not useless. He's a very good basketball player. I heard that the coach intends to let him join the school team."

"Yunyun, I'm doing it for your own good."

"For my own good, you should agree with me and make me happy."

"..." Feng Ling was speechless.

At this time, after Liu Feng finished singing, Zhang Jian excitedly picked up the song "Today" by Andy Lau.

Feng Ling was silent for a while, and said calmly: "When you were in elementary school, the muscular men you paid attention to were Hugh Jackman, Daniel Craig, Schwarzenegger..."

Xiao Yun's eyes widened, obviously being hit.

"At first I thought you had a soft spot for uncles, but then I found out that your tastes have changed suddenly. During the summer vacation, I started to pay attention to Thomas Daley. Until now, I have become obsessed with that bastard again, and completed the hemispheric style from Europe, America to China. Leaping over. I'm really curious why your pursuit has twists and turns, and the level has been gradually lowered so that I can't complain." Feng Ling said.

Xiao Yun blushed, "Lingling, if you talk about it again, I will ignore you."

"I'm saving you. Those athletic men are full of lust and connotation. With the level of hunger you want to bite when you see your biceps, you can't stop it." Feng Ling said sadly.

"Lingling, you are so annoying, if you do this again, I will show off your male god."

Feng Ling was taken aback, "You... tell me."

"Huh!" Xiao Yun sniffed, "Lingling, you are also half-assed, all handsome, from Marlon Brando to Brad Pitt to Sam Worthington. After watching "Mission: Impossible", you love You fell in love with Tom Cruise, but he still failed to live on in your heart. He was burned to low carbon by the Human Torch in "Fantastic Four". Since then, you have fallen in love with Chris without hesitation. Vince. How dare you talk about me, hum."

"Then you must not know that my male god has been updated to Chris Hemsworth."

"Lingling, why do I think you're a bit skittish?" Xiao Yunshen complained.

Feng Ling couldn't stop the lethality of that idiom, she felt that she was defeated, this little girl was too scary.

"Anyway, I don't care," Xiao Yun shook Feng Ling's arm, "He seems to like you very much, can you give him to me, Lingling?"

"I..." Feng Ling gave up, this girl didn't care about anything, "I don't care, you can go after him yourself, don't regret it when the time comes."

"Lingling is the best!" Xiao Yun said happily.

After Zhang Jian sang and returned to his seat, Xiao Yun happily ordered a song "Little Love Song" and continued. Gao Shenghan saw that Feng Ling was on the order, and kept stabbing Zhang Jian with his hands. .

Zhang Jian sat down in a posture that he thought was cool, resting his hands on the sofa, leaning his body, crossing his legs, exuding a bohemian temperament.She didn't have bangs originally, but she tossed her hair affectionately, and matched it with those wolf-like tiger, oh no, dream-like eyes, in order to achieve the effect of killing with one blow.

"Hey, beauty." Zhang Jian said.

Gao Shenghan slapped his face with a palm, and he couldn't find any comments on this poor opening remarks.Any conversation that starts with "Hey beauty" looks like a man with premature ejaculation and doesn't last long.And that unfortunate sitting position will speed up its process.Gao Shenghan seemed to have foreseen the ending.

"Hey handsome guy."

"Did I sing well just now?"

"Oh, I didn't listen." Feng Ling was straightforward.

"Why...why didn't you listen?"

"Oh...why should I listen?"

"This is the best song I've ever sung." Zhang Jian was a little aggrieved.

"So I have to listen to it? But I still haven't listened to it, so it's out of debate."

"Then I'll sing it again." Zhang Jian stood up, Feng Ling stopped his movement with a gesture and then sighed helplessly, "Okay, classmate, I don't like you, I'm sorry."

"Why...why..." Zhang Jian didn't give up.

Feng Ling thought it best not to hurt the self-esteem of this bastard. After all, that silly younger sister likes it, so she must get in touch with her more in the future, so she said, "I already have a boyfriend."

"Which one is he?" Zhang Jian asked in an unfriendly tone.

"You don't know him, he is from another school."

"Which school are you in?" Zhang Jian insisted.

"..." Feng Ling endured it, "These are meaningless, maybe there are people around you who are more worthy of your liking, and you should find out carefully, okay?" Euphemism.

Zhang Jian scratched his hair, smiled unnaturally, and went back to his seat silently, feeling lost.

Gao Shenghan patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, "Okay, as a pure man, being sad is not for you."

"..."

"The beauties who refuse to confess are decisive. You are not the only experience user, and the vast number of cannon fodder players are with you." Gao Shenghan continued to comfort.

"Besides, beautiful women are for appreciation, not for chasing. If you chase her, you will always be behind her, and she will never notice your existence."

"Can you say a few words less?" Zhang Jian is very annoyed now.

"Okay, I'll shut up." Gao Shenghan was very knowledgeable.

Then he suddenly stood up and clicked three songs in a row to express his mood.Xiao Yun returned to her seat after singing, and asked what happened just now, why Zhang Jian's expression suddenly changed.

"It's nothing, I rejected him, you can rest assured to chase after him in the future." Feng Ling said.

"Lingling, did you...did you mention me by the way?"

"No."

"Lingling, you are so annoying, you didn't even say a few nice words for me."

"Yunyun, there is no girl who recommends her best friend to a boy after refusing to confess her love to him. Although I don't like that bastard, I still have to try my best to protect his legal dignity, understand?"

"Well, it makes sense. In case he counterattacks someday and advances to become rich and handsome, he is still nostalgic for you, so he is not allowed to turn around." Xiao Yun analyzed seriously.

"To be honest, this analogy sucks. Am I turning my back on me? I'm just kidding." Feng Ling waved her hand and said in black, "I'm a pure Overlord Flower."

Xiao Yun took a deep breath and said in disbelief: "Lingling, actually, I always thought you were a pitcher plant that quietly seduces boys."

Feng Ling's tongue froze, she lost again, and she lost in rhetoric, which she was best at.I said in my heart that this girl's teasing attainments have reached perfection, and I am afraid that only senior rotten girls can compete with her, it is too scary.

At this time, Xiao Yun was immersed in Zhang Jian's masculine and rough voice. She liked this kind of bold and unrestrained individual heroism, which was domineering and righteous without being pretentious.After Zhang Jian yelled the first song, Xiao Yun cheered enthusiastically, jumping up and down like a fool.

"It sounds good, it sounds good." Xiao Yun applauded.

"Really?" Zhang Jian was flattered, could it be that this is a friend?

"Well, it's really nice." Xiao Yun nodded.

"Okay, it's enough to have you." So Zhang Jian changed the song "Serving the Country with Loyalty", dedicated to himself as a man, and also dedicated to Xiao Yun as a fan.

Feng Ling rubbed her temples, this little sister was gradually out of her control.But in the face of such a low-intelligence idiot, thinking that my sister would not suffer, Feng Ling was relieved a lot.

Gao Shenghan shook his head in disbelief.

"Girls who say he sings well are either perfunctory, or they like it... He really didn't see it? Is it naturally dull or pretending to be shy?" Gao Shenghan was depressed.

"Slowness should be there, but shyness is fine. You haven't seen him dancing in the dormitory wearing only his underwear. It's so coquettish." Liu Feng said.

"Normal, normal. It is said that boys in sports schools don't wear underwear in the dormitory. It seems that this group skill has a long history, and it showed signs of it in junior high school. No wonder there are so many excessive indulgences..."

"It's no wonder that the virginity rate in the Chinese Department remains high..."

"Indeed, a weak scholar, I think his abilities are not strong." Gao Shenghan nodded, and then saw Liu Feng looking at himself with strange eyes, "What's wrong?"

"You make it sound like you have very strong abilities."

Gao Shenghan smiled slyly, and leaned into Liu Feng's ear, "Tonight, you might as well experience it."

"...Don't expose your empty memory suddenly, I'm disgusted." Liu Feng said with a frown.

"Hey, my memory is full of you, why is it empty?"

"...Oh, then should I be touched?"

"How about... Let me tell you a little secret, do you want to hear it?"

"Can I not listen after you have said that?" Liu Feng asked back, feeling a little confused.

"In the sixth grade, there was an empty girl who wanted to offer her body to me as a sacrifice, let my card reader connect to her interface, and input my surging and substantial capacity. Alas, that girl couldn't play unrestrained Considering the state of development, and ignoring my state of development..." Gao Shenghan said quite comfortably.

"Isn't she afraid that the memory will explode and cause bleeding?" Liu Feng was really shocked, "You... agreed?"

"I'm so tasteless? I refused at that time."

"You are a waste of resources, she is a virgin after all."

"Damn, what you said, I don't need to use my first time to verify whether she is a virgin or not. I am the one who suffers, please. Besides, a man sleeps with a woman he is not interested in, The only explanation is that this woman is professional, or that man is professional." Gao Shenghan shrugged.

"Or, unspoken rules and dating?"

"You still understand!"

"So, you have said so much, are you reflecting that you are a gentleman?"

"Of course!" Gao Shenghan smiled, "Although I'm not interested in that girl, but out of Gao Fushuai's self-cultivation, I hugged her as compensation."

"Oh...you are really well-trained..." Liu Feng rolled his eyes and didn't want to say anything.

Zhang Jian finally vented all his emotions, took a long breath, took a sip of Sprite, and sat down.Xiao Xing nervously picked up the microphone. When it was his turn, he had to sing no matter what. When he opened his mouth, his clear voice shocked everyone.

Gao Shenghan put his head in his hands, "My mother! It turned out to be a child's voice, I love my little brother to death."

Liu Feng closed his eyes and meditated, thanking God, his ears were finally redeemed.

Only then did Xiao Yun notice Xiao Xing's existence, and excitedly said to Feng Ling: "That little brother is so good!"

Feng Ling was very emotional, "The bright spot often shines on the most inconspicuous person, wow, I didn't notice him..." Feng Ling felt more and more that Zhang Jian was useless, except for pretending to be bright, he was still so stupid Not Xixi.

Zhang Jian admired Xiao Xing's debut with the pride of a guardian.He didn't realize at all that Xiao Xing's sudden birth confirmed his tone-deficient nature. His simple and pure brain cells couldn't think of such a profound meaning. Singing in the dormitory subtly infected Xiaoxing, and he liked this younger brother even more.

Zhang Jian pulled Xiao Xing to his side, then stretched out those stinky paws, like a clumsy pastry chef, kneading Xiao Xing's tender face for a while, Xiao Xing felt very uncomfortable, and then Zhang Jian seriously Said: "Call brother."

Xiaoxing moved his lips, but didn't shout.

"Hurry up, I'll teach you how to sing after shouting." Zhang Jian said brazenly.

Xiaoxing ignored Zhang Jian, and Zhang Jian threatened, "If you don't shout, my brother will beat you." After speaking, Wu moved her fist and made a vicious look.

Liu Feng couldn't stand it anymore, that gesture was like a silly gesture, "Zhang Jian, please be normal."

"What's the matter? Have an opinion? I want you to take care of me talking with my brother."

"The problem is that Xiao Xing doesn't want to talk to you, go away!" Liu Feng sat beside Xiao Xing and helped drive Zhang Jian away.

"Zhang Jian, are you itchy? What are you squeezing?" Liu Feng said.

Zhang Jian snorted coldly, "On the contrary, my brother is itchy and wants to slap someone."

"Pick your sister!"

At this moment, Xiao Yun let out a loud scream, rushed over and thrust her butt into the gap of the seat forcefully, squeezed Zhang Jian, and shouted loudly: "You two men are so hateful, you know how to bully my younger brother!"

"Your home?" Liu Feng was depressed.

"That's right! My brother and I are both from the cute department, so we're not as anxious as you are."

"..." Liu Feng glanced at Zhang Jian, "You mean him, right?"

Zhang Jian immediately retorted, "Brother, this is called maturity!"

"Should only be more mature." Liu Feng said.

"That's necessary!" Zhang Jian didn't catch the string in the words.