Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Although Lang Guangwu cast a curse, it only blocked the door, but he was not isolated mentally, so he was not surprised when he heard what Qin Lao said.In fact, he needs such affirmation even more.

He gradually understood why Nongjiale didn't directly enter his department from scratch. Nongjiale was a blank sheet of paper, which always needed people to fill in and draw pictures, but...

The beef jerky in his mouth became thinner and thinner, and the seasoning on the meat was almost dry and boring by him, but he still had no intention of swallowing it.Nongjiale kept talking, his brain was running fast, and he analyzed the situation in front of him: he was inexplicably locked in such a chaotic and unknown space, with endless food and serious inertia. It was not because he was diligent, but Nongjiale liked it He eats, sleeps, eats, sleeps, eats, and doesn’t need to worry about anything, but there is one issue that he is very concerned about, that is, he has eaten food for so long, and he has not exercised at all, and he has not grown any flesh !

If this makes other girls meet, they will probably be crazy about it. Eating casually and not gaining weight is only the second kind of excitement after winning the first prize in the lottery. The problem is that his own physique is enough to drink some water. Fat, and I don’t like sports, I ate a meal, sat down, lifted my clothes to take a look, my waist was round, um, normal, after eating more than a dozen meals, I took off my clothes and looked, my waist was round, um, normal ah--

It hurts to pinch the meat, so it is not a dream, but it is only when encountering such a situation that Nongjiale has a headache.If it's a dream, just wake up, but how to crack it if it's not a dream, don't you eat?The fact is that after eating, I can no longer control myself to take food and eat, and the body functions will stop after a certain level of hunger. I want to try my best to prevent the brain from falling asleep inexplicably, so it is the best policy to think while eating.

Nong Jiale checked if he was wearing anything else, but after searching all over his body, he only found a big red wire.The role of the lead is to hide, but there is no one else here, so what's the use of being invisible.Wait, the lead wire also has the function of detonating, but it needs a weapon from another world to ignite it. Nongjiale searched the whole body again unwillingly. Sitting slumped on the ground, he grabbed shredded squid from the snack bag next to him and stuffed it into his mouth, sighing helplessly.

The only hope is gone, you have to think again.After all, why must the fuse explode?Maybe this space is wide enough, even if the lead wire explodes, it may not be able to blow up a hole, so we have to think of other ways.

Close your eyes, chew slowly, take a deep breath, and feel the air around you.

The surroundings are still chaotic, the airflow fluctuations are very weak, and the larger fluctuations still come from himself.Nongjiale opened his eyes and turned around in a circle. Many images flashed in his mind, the face of You Fatty after winning the game, the appearance of the counselor Chen Manbiao shaking a frying pan, the people in front of the milk tea shop There were people coming and going, and that person, in a bright and foggy suit.By the way, he didn't even think of asking Lang Guangwu if there were any uniforms in their world, would they be as ugly as elementary school uniforms, or would everyone have a suit, like a salesman selling insurance.

One picture after another floated in the air involuntarily. Nongjiale’s bodily functions told him that his stomach was full, but Nongjiale didn’t want to close his eyes. He had the feeling that if he closed his eyes, he wouldn’t wake up again, so he stuffed a few pills When the creamy melon seeds came into my mouth, the drowsiness dissipated.Has life started counting down? Why did the pictures he saw happened in the past? Could it be a flashback of memories?Ah, isn't this a test?It's too realistic, and maybe it's because of a mistake on the way to the other world and diverted to another dimension.

Thinking wildly in my mind is probably a symbol of the end of life.The melon seeds in the mouth did not spit out the shells, and the person also fainted and fell asleep.

The haze shrouded in the room could not be dissipated, Lang Guangwu's face was slightly slower than before, without any expression, just calm, watching the picture displayed on the talisman paper, silent.

In the drowsiness, there is a heat flow around the body. At first, the temperature is constant, and there is no abnormality. The temperature gradually rises. The place was very hot, so he rolled left and right, and there was a sizzling sound in his ears. It was pitch black and he couldn't see anything. Nongjiale stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, and found that he couldn't even see his fingers, no, no, yes His eyelids didn't even open.Nongjiale pinched himself again, it didn't hurt, but he felt that the heat was real. Could it be that he was having a nightmare, but this dream was too weird.The more painful, the more struggling, the more unable to wake up. The farmhouse kept rolling back and forth, and couldn’t open its mouth no matter how much it wanted to call for help. The body was already drenched with sweat from the heat, and my heart was burning with anxiety. A sentence suddenly popped up in my mind: Where did this guy die!

Just startled by this thought, my eyes suddenly opened and I woke up!

Nongjiale hurriedly sat up and looked around. She was still in an empty and unfamiliar space, surrounded by snacks, pinched herself, and the pain hit her. There were fine beads of sweat, and the dream just now was very real.

"Gululu~" Poke the soft belly, it turned out that he was woken up from hunger, Nongjiale's head was buzzing, his head hurt, and his hands were uncontrollably grabbing the food on the ground. Of course, he can eat whatever he wants Choose, thinking while chewing shredded squid, it seems that he has not completely lost control, after all, he wakes up with dry mouth, he deliberately chooses the staple food of soup, and choosing dry shredded squid is the best sign.After taking a few mouthfuls, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I picked up the other side of borscht and drank it in small sips.

After the food was eaten, the noise in my head stopped. In order to prevent myself from falling asleep again, Nongjiale ate extremely slowly this time, and the movement of his thoughts was not as sensitive as before. Restraining his appetite, he knows that he can still command himself before his consciousness completely disappears, and later, he is not sure, if he was happy before, but now he knows suffering, should he still be saved?

Clearing up his thoughts, everything started from Lang Guangwu's promise to take him to another world. In the blur, Lang Guangwu seemed to draw a circle or a cross. He couldn't stop eating, and the problem really was that bastard Lang Guangwu.

Nongjia Le bit down half of the chocolate donut, chewed it carefully, and began to think of countermeasures.First of all, he didn't seem to have called for help from the beginning to the end, because he was not sure if there were other dangers around him, but now he is [-]% sure that there is no one. Feed him like a pig, and kill him at about the same time, or something. The reason why he counts as two achievements is because he has not gained weight since he ate it. This enemy who is not long-sighted saw so much of the bait he put, and he was eaten. The real food doesn't matter much. I can't help but jump early.So option one, call for help.

"Help—uh—save—hiccup—help—" No, I'm sure I'll be full if I go on like this. Nongjiale got some shredded squid stuck between his big teeth. It's not that he's disgusting, it's When I was a child, I didn’t listen to the old man saying that I ate too much candy and slept with sweets in my mouth. It’s pretty good that I didn’t get eaten by moths.Nongjiale tried a few times, and it really worked, because the food in the mouth was not swallowed, and the sleepiness had not yet hit, but it was just to control appetite and hold back hunger.

The call for help continued. After shouting for a long time, there was nothing but the high-decibel echo. Fortunately, Nongjiale sang a song "Li Bai" by Li Ronghao: "I am not a mediocrity / You are not a genius / You are not the kind of talent who hurt me / If you don’t love me, you will If you don't love / leave, goodbye / I don't want to hear that we can't get along..."

On the other side of the wall is Lang Guangwu, with black lines all over his head and a gloomy face. During the days he stayed with him, he had never heard him sing, so when he opened his mouth, he was not prepared at all, and he was just like that. He was so confused that the magic sound filled his ears, and he still couldn't rewind the tape. Could he blow up the wall?

In the time-space farmhouse, I was immersed in the melodious singing, and I found out that I sang the wrong song, either the wrong tune or the wrong words. The song just now was "If You Are Li Bai", the real "Li Bai" "It's not like this, it should be like this. Seeing that his stinky mouth was about to open, Lang Guangwu hurriedly used a talisman to plug his ears, but seeing his devoted expression, he thought that maybe a boy sang it because it was a girl sung it just now. It should be understandable for me to scream like a ghost, I accidentally pulled the paper talisman, and heard: "Oh——If I can do it all over again / I want to be Li Bai / There are not so many people guessing whether it is good or bad for hundreds of years / Yeah/If I could do it all over again/I would choose Li Bai/At least I could write poems to make me feel excited/Teasing..." I couldn't continue singing, as if stuck in a strange place, but Nongjiale didn't care too much and sighed, sucking I took a bite of jelly.

This stop only whetted the appetite of the only person who could see him in action. Lang Guangwu raised his eyebrows and the corners of his lips slightly heaved, and after a while, they returned to their original positions.

I've had enough of my addiction to being a single singer, and I'm going straight to the next plan. It seems that this call for help is out of the question, so I give up.

The so-called next plan is just the penultimate step, which is to force out the You Yuan in the body, even if it is a little bit, and the surrounding area has not changed much under his magic sound just now, except for the There are many throat-protecting products from food, such as iron and steel voice, Zhou Guashuang throat lozenges, fat sea tea bags and others are still the same. Therefore, Lang Guangwu thinks that it is better to have an earth-shattering sound than such a painless bel canto There is a big movement on the ground, and there is an echo here, which means that the space is limited. Now we can see if we can ignite the fuse, so that we can blow up a hole and escape. This is the good side. There is the last step, as long as things develop to the bad side, he will... the truth is that he really doesn't want to go there.