Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Various creatures coexist with the human world, and there are still many unknown species.Among them, monster monsters and zombies are under the jurisdiction of another world. Although they live in the human world, as long as they do not interfere with other creatures, there is no problem in coexistence.If there is a problem in the other world, it is necessary to send personnel to deal with it. Some will be brought back to the other world directly, and some will be eliminated directly.

The firecracker bureau where Lang Guangwu is located is in charge of monsters among monsters, monsters and zombies. There are several types of monsters, generally three, six, nine, 42 or more.In contrast, the monster-hunting department under the Firecracker Bureau is divided into three-six-nine and above-42. The Nine Desolation Department, unfortunately, because of a major mistake in this monster hunt, the Bureau has already considered removing his Nine Desolation Department.

Nongjiale analyzed it several times before and after, and came to a conclusion: "Fuck me?"

Lang Guangwu looked at him and continued his science popularization:

It is not easy to go from the human world to the alien world, because not everyone can enter the alien world.The existence of another world is like two worlds under the same sky, which do not interfere with each other but are closely related.

In addition to his own three souls and seven souls, the person who enters the foreign world to work must also possess four elements, that is, the Qi element, the You element, the Kuma element, and the Epilepsy element.Xu Dewen lacks Kuma Yuan, so he can't enter the other world, but he has other three Yuans, and if there is a strange movement within a certain range, he will feel it.You must know that there are very few people who have all three elements, and it is even rarer to have all four elements.

"So the plot in the novel has nothing to do with me?" Nongjiale had already secretly hidden the broom behind her back.

Lang Guangwu didn't even bother to look at it and continued to popularize science:

In principle, people who meet the quaternary conditions should work in another world, but this is a two-way choice. If you choose the human world, nothing will change. If you choose the other world, the risk factor will increase. People need to be longer, and if they stay in another world for a long time, their physique will also change.

"Is it getting uglier?" Nongjiale asked nonsensically.

Lang Guangwu finally stopped talking and chose to remain silent.It's not that he didn't think about the consequences after telling Nongjiale and the various reactions of Nongjiale, anger, surprise, fear, hesitation, and even felt that he was making up stories to deceive him, but Lang Guangwu was very disappointed by Nongjiale's reaction.As if watching a monkey juggler, he was the one who told the truth, but Nongjiale was the one who kept beating the monkey with a whip.

Perhaps the quiet atmosphere was too dull, Nongjiale straightened up, stretched his waist and put the broom away, muttering in his mouth that he would open the door to do business quickly, and stop talking about Lang Guangwu.Lang Guangwu didn't know how to get along with Nongjiale in the future. It turned out that the rich turning plots after the showdown in the TV series all came from the screenwriter's strong brain. After confessing in reality, it was just an embarrassment.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, there are very few pedestrians on the road, and occasionally one or two people come to patronize. The drinks made by Langguangwu received by Langguangwu and the drinks made by farmhouse are received by the farmhouse. There is no communication between the two of them. When there are no guests, the two stand On the diagonal of the shop, you can either look at the scenery outside the window, or play with your mobile phone to read novels, without interfering with each other.

A chilly breath floated over Fengqi Road, slowly approaching the milk tea shop.

Just as he was about to approach the glass window of the milk tea shop, the Zen stick in the cabinet suddenly emitted a green light and rushed out of the cabinet door. The body of the Zen stick quickly returned to its original shape, about [-] feet long, and the whole body was pitch black. Cross, and several small rings are buckled on the big ring.Before Nongjiale had time to count the rings, the Zen stick changed its direction, and its head pointed directly at the glass window and stopped moving.

Langguangwu and Nongjiale looked at the orange road outside the store illuminated by street lights, but there was nothing.Lang Guangwu ran to the door of the store. Pedestrians on the left and right were as usual, and there were occasional vehicles passing by. The bright moon in the sky was still there. He turned and looked into the store. The Zen stick had been erected, and his body had not shrunk.

have they gone?Lang Guangwu looked around again worriedly, who is it?No matter who it is, no dangerous creature would have such a big reaction when it gets close to the Zen staff. I was careless!Lang Guangwu was very annoyed and made repeated mistakes. This is not a mistake that a person from the Jiujie Firecracker Bureau should make, but now, the danger is around him and he didn't realize it!

Just as Lang Guangwu turned around to return to the store, there was an extra hand on his shoulder. Lang Guangwu didn't even look at it and turned around and slashed down with a knife. Xu Dewen was able to block it with his left hand and hooked his foot. He rushed towards Xu Dewen, Xu Dewen turned his body slightly, Lang Guangwu couldn't stop and rushed straight ahead, his eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground.

Seeing this change, Nongjiale panicked and yelled inside: "What are you doing, don't fight..." Xu Dewen went to the window and knocked on the glass, and said in a deep voice: "Take his canvas bag, Close the store." Nongjiale was very surprised when he heard that, and it hadn't arrived yet, but since the foreman said something, Nongjiale would do as he pleased.

Lang Guangwu on the sofa curled up like a baby, eyes closed, face pale.Nongjiale dipped some water on a cotton swab and gently applied it to Lang Guangwu's lips. Xu Dewen went to the study to find something, and told him not to drink too much water for Lang Guangwu, so Nongjiale had to use this method.

After a while, Xu Dewen came over with a black box.Nongjiale asked worriedly: "What happened to him?"

Xu Dewen sat on the sofa next to him, opened the box and fiddled with it: "Poisoned, and it's chronic."

"Huh?" Nong Jiale looked at Xu Dewen with wide eyes and turned back to Lang Guangwu's face.

Xu Dewen got up, patted Nongjiale to signal him to get out of the way, and Nongjiale moved to the side.Xu Dewen threw a small brown ball into Lang Guangwu's mouth, and Lang Guangwu frowned and swallowed it. "Is this the antidote?" Nongjiale asked curiously.

"Mai Lisu."

Nongjiale was even more curious: "What kind of poison did he suffer from, the poison of Mai Lisu? Is one enough? Is it sweet?" As soon as the words fell, Xu Dewen also stuffed one into his mouth, and said slowly: "I'm just checking to see if it's expired, let him taste it first."

"You can check the date on the packaging bag..." Before he could say the word, Xu Dewen had already picked out the third Mai Lisu from a crumpled newspaper: "One more?"

The farmhouse turned around and pretended not to see it.

"Aren't you going to the study just to take this thing out? Doesn't it matter if he doesn't send it to the hospital?"

Xu Dewen ate the seventh Melisu, and finally took out a smaller purple brocade box from the box and handed it to the farmhouse: "It contains the antidote, you feed it to him." As he spoke, he took a few cotton swabs and stood at the farmhouse behind.

Nongjiale opened the brocade box curiously, and a strong stench like a sewer came over his face. Nongjiale pinched his nose and turned to look at Xu Dewen. Xu Dewen had two cotton swabs stuck in his nostrils, and the old god was on the ground to open the window.

Nongjiale had no choice but to resist the stench, and quickly stuffed the pill into Lang Guangwu's mouth and covered it, fearing that the pill would fall out of the gap.

I don't know if the pill had an effect, but after Lang Guangwu swallowed it, his brows stretched, but his eyes were still closed.

"Is he asleep?" Nong Jiale moved closer, listening to the even snoring, and finally felt relieved.He has experienced many things during this day, few of which he can digest, especially everything about Lang Guangwu, now he has been poisoned again, who poisoned him?What did he do when he went out in the middle, etc. A series of questions are all question marks.

"Are you going to just look at his face like this without reaching out to touch it?" Xu Dewen said while pushing his glasses.

Nongjiale sat on the ground with his head on the ground, leaning on the sofa cushion and complained weakly to Xu Dewen: "Please, not everyone has the same sexual orientation as you, okay, you'd better let me go. Hey, by the way, where is he from? Do you know what he said to me in the store today? Talking like a madman, you can't understand him."

"Oh." Xu Dewen responded lightly.

After receiving the response, Nongjiale gestured excitedly like stepping on shit: "He said that I have four circles, and I can enter another world. You only have three circles, and you can't get in." Both elbows retracted. The movement of a hen spreading its wings. "People in that world live longer and are more dangerous. There are ghosts and ghosts everywhere. Do you think he used to be a dead house, but now he is in a state of madness? Another world? I still have Harry Potter Zhang Pengpeng What year has this happened and are you still interested in this thing?" Xu Dewen put away the box and went back to the study, Nongjiale followed behind talking non-stop: "Even if it's time travel, you have to get me a girl, don't say a girl I can help girls. As the saying goes, only when a man and a woman match can the ratings rise. Lang Guangwu is the one who asked me to take him in. I haven't settled the food and accommodation expenses with you. You really don't know him. Just give me the way you came from, and now you don’t want to hide when something goes wrong.”

Xu Dewen directly ignored the issues he cared about: ""You go back now?take him. "

"Are you kidding me? I can't move him. What's more, the fat man asked me if I would go back at night. This guy just told people that I won't go back. What the hell is he thinking?" Nongjiale couldn't understand the key to the problem. Where.

This time it was Xu Dewen's turn to frown: "Do you want to book a room first and take him to rest? It's very late, and I'm worried that you will affect tomorrow's work." What a joke, leaving early tonight will save a lot of money, and turn back to the boss Seeing someone's welfare and flying away, Xu Dewen absolutely wants to prevent this from happening.

Nongjiale has a long face, full of complaints.He didn't intend to stay here for the night, but he was worried about Lang Guangwu's body. He wanted to let Lang Guangwu stay with him at first, but he didn't worry about it, but the foreman was completely impersonal, not to mention that he wanted to drive Lang Guangwu away. , Nongjiale protested very dissatisfied: "He is a patient, even if the poison is detoxified, his body is still weak, besides, I now doubt everything about him, even, even you and I doubt it, you let me go now, no guarantee You will disappear tomorrow, and I haven't paid my salary last month! I, I don't worry!"

"I've said it since the beginning of the month's wage pressure. Besides, it's not time to pay wages. There is no money to use? Then you have to work harder, work hard to get rich, and talk about lowering your IQ. If you keep talking, I'm afraid you won't even have a diploma. Can't get it."

Farmhouse:"……"

Xu Dewen saw that Nongjiale didn't talk back, so he said: "It's fine to stay, you can sleep with him in the living room, although our house has a guest room, but your hair is very dry, and I will be very unhappy if you lose your hair, so don't talk about the bed. Also, don't make loud noises in the living room, especially the flesh."

Can I go?No, I don't want to stay even if I climb, Nongjiale burst into tears.

The author has something to say:

Because the number of monster removers in the firecracker bureau corresponds to the number of monsters, but the level of monsters is artificially divided, I don’t know if they think so